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CelebritiesRe: Niniola Cuts Her Hair, Shows Off New Look (Photos, Video) by MrCork:
Nmezor:
Oga re u now not married? Quit being a nuisance here now
...marryed were. Nah baby...I said
I shouldbe marryed by 2030. Am a plaYA.. .
Remember that!.
if I marry then how will I pull chicks? Duh. Anyways although i drive BMW &am a Londoner, the good news for u is that I will love to hav 3some wit u & one babe called BKsoul..BKsoul had all ready agree coz she like we Londoner. U interested?
cheesy
RomanceRe: It Feels So Good To Be Back by MrCork: 11:15pm On Oct 08, 2020
missstella:
It’s been awhile I missed nairaland
I missed the vibes from here
I missed my friends here

It feels very good to be back
kaiiiii..
..great...are u naaaaked?
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Niniola Cuts Her Hair, Shows Off New Look (Photos, Video) by MrCork: 11:12pm On Oct 08, 2020
Nmezor:
Forgotten my comment.

I can still kiss u thou.if u like thou
. Anyways am a music video director & I work wit puffy daddy,,beyansi, 50sent, davido p square & wisskid.can u please quickly send me directly yor full size naaaaked picture so I can look at it properly to let u no when I can invite u for audition at my place coz u r beautifull & I want to make u a star... please kindly hurry
smiley
FashionRe: Fashion Illustration!!! Join Us! Lovely pics attached! by MrCork: 10:10pm On Oct 08, 2020
victorian:
More.
Can I date u? cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Just Going To Be F*cking — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by MrCork: 9:43pm On Oct 08, 2020
BKsoul:
people wey go come meet you dey come....


^;^wow...so she cant even spek our London queens English...typical village girl with pigeon English.
Anyways hello.please act like lady.
Please can I no u & can I get yor nomba & when can I call u please?
smiley
RomanceRe: It's Not A Must To Marry, by MrCork: 9:32pm On Oct 08, 2020
QuillanHardy:
Yeah, you heard it right, it's not a must to marry.
Make money — eat alone and die alone... it's a free world bro, don't let woman stress you out sad
...are u promoting gay on nairaland?... so u telling men to stop chassin women..correct?.. bro r u ok?( no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: It's Not A Must To Marry, by MrCork: 9:30pm On Oct 08, 2020
QuillanHardy:
Yeah, you heard it right, it's not a must to marry.
Make money — eat alone and die alone... it's a free world bro, don't let woman stress you out sad
angry
RomanceRe: If Your Genotype Is AA, Please Do Not Marry AA – Nigerian Man Warns, Gives Reaso by MrCork: 9:27pm On Oct 08, 2020
Hisduchess:
I'm AA and nah only AA people I dey love.E get why grin grin
AA?..
Kaiiii....I am AA too.
Please we discuss fok in sexuality section I beg....I want some
cheesy
FamilyRe: Rest In Peace Dad by MrCork: 9:24pm On Oct 08, 2020
Samelle:
Sorry for your loss. My condolences
..sweery please can I toast & can we discuss romanse in sexuality section? cheesy
RomanceRe: Attention Please !!! by MrCork: 9:23pm On Oct 08, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
Must a guy be forced to marry a girl he impregnated by accident ?.. undecided
fok no....bro juss tell her to abort the thing mennnn & throw it in the bin
. She wanto trap u
angry
RomanceRe: I'm Just Going To Be F*cking — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by MrCork: 9:21pm On Oct 08, 2020
BKsoul:
Use your mother's nude pictures... bastard
...ladies do not swaaar.. why r u swearing? Dont u realise am from London? Please calm down. I want to help u undecided
RomanceRe: Public Annoucement!!! by MrCork(op): 9:18pm On Oct 08, 2020
Pancakeey:
lol no thanks
...slow down sweery.
we need to talk & u gats to reconsider....BKsoul & dorin27 hav all ready agree & r ready to rumble...why u playin had to get nah?
but Dont u like hand some guys?
undecided
RomanceRe: Public Annoucement!!! by MrCork(op): 9:15pm On Oct 08, 2020
NNU0000:
How much will it cost to nyansh you?Kissing is mandatory grin
Sir u sound like a comedian. I like that smiley
RomanceRe: I'm Just Going To Be F*cking — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by MrCork: 9:07pm On Oct 08, 2020
BKsoul:
worry not... your mind go shake

Of course I will shake yor nyansh if it make u happier. Anyways am a music director from London & I want to put u in a video wit wisskid & davido. Can u please quickly send me yor naaaaked picture directly so I can check it before I go to bed & let u no when I can invite you for audition..

Can u kindly hurry
smiley
EducationRe: What Made You Popular In Secondary School?? by MrCork: 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2020
dorin27:
And what's stopping you from doing the needful?
..ok do u fancy going to cinema wit me & then we goto nando & later to my yard?.. I want to date u officialy. U I I interested? cheesy
RomanceRe: Public Annoucement!!! by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On Oct 08, 2020
Pancakeey:
lol no thanks
angry
RomanceRe: Public Annoucement!!! by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Oct 08, 2020
Pancakeey:
Congratulations dear
Go forth into the world of marriage and excel

errm sweery, I ain't marryed yet until 2030 & it dont mean we cant do somtin: u, me, dorin27 or u, me Zzor (3some) ...u intressted?
cheesy
RomanceRe: I Dont Want To Have Sex With My Ex But She Still Comes Arround Now I Want T0 by MrCork: 5:47pm On Oct 08, 2020
Victoronah1:
Hello guys, it me victor and i am back.
I met this my ex about 3 years ago, during my 100 level or so, we fell in love and she gave me her virginity. Yes! this time i saw blood grin grin
So during that time, there was this other girl i was with in school, my ex too but this one was obsessed with me, i also broke her virginity cheesy cheesy.( I know you can call me king of virgin breaker grin).. Anyways back to what i was saying{ I was jut breaking too much Virgins then} Oh shit i just derailed cool cool just wanted to feel myself small...

So, the girl in school caused my break up with the one at home ( You get, i be real Alpha male) "Not a simp"
I had both house and school babes that i dig cool cool


Cut the story short ( Damn man i love feeling myself alot)


Cut the story short, we broke up and we lost contact, but just last year, we met and became friends. I mean the girl at home, the one in schol has traveled to here fathers state.

Now recently, we cuddle, infact we stay on the bed as if we want to have sexxxxx, but my problem is she became a runs girl (Ashawo) and i promised never to Bleep an ashawo (As an alpha male angry).

But recently, i am seeing that girl i broke, and i still want to Bleep her now, cause she has become so good in sex that i feel i am missing.

Now the question is, If i make a move do you think i can succed to woo her? since she has had alot of sex and does it for money. and ofcourse i wont offer her none...

My fellow alphas, how can i Bleep her again, in this state, as she calims she doesnt believe in love any more, and blames me and my other ex for making her go into runs..


SIMPS STAY OFF..

LEGGGOOO
WE MOVE

^^^story

Brother, please if u dont want to smash, let me smash I beg!!(no oofense)
angry
RomanceRe: Today Is My Birthday Wish Me Well Lol by MrCork: 5:31pm On Oct 08, 2020
CrimeRe: 10 Countries With The Highest Number Of Prostitutes In The World. by MrCork: 5:16pm On Oct 08, 2020
Hisduchess:
This table that you are shaking go soon scatter and no carpenter go fit repair am grin grin grin grin
Huh? Shake table? I rather u shake yor nyansh for me ...I want some cheesy
RomanceRe: Women, What Do Men Do That Turn You Off? by MrCork: 5:14pm On Oct 08, 2020
dorin27:
what has competition got to do with talking too much? huh
Competition? U can easily get me before other women to win me wink
RomancePublic Annoucement!!! by MrCork(op):




Dorin27, zzor, petyprincess, stacyO, Princess B, Vctorian, Pancakeey, Sarang, BKsoul, Saphiere, Hisduchess, Amatarasha, Nmezor, Jacyeen, Mac12, Kinkybabie11, Luscioustrish, Cbright4real, Pa3cia, Airminem, Titugirl, and to all u other fine chicks i forgot to mention....


Ladies...with immediate effect from today today...., I am now officially almost married to virginprincess wit big heavy nyansh…

technicaly, this means any form of flirting, tryin to seduce me again & again, askin me for moiney coz am from London, takin advantage of my softness coz I hav moiney, talkin about my £35,000 cash Range rover, or entanglement between us are over... I am practising to be a good husband.

Please dont get upset..work wit me!!!!!

Thanks (no oofennse)
smiley

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