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Romance › Re: Men Are Disgusting, Men Are Evil, Men Should Leave Earth For Women by MrCork: 11:30am On Oct 10, 2020*

Romangalactic:
I love women more Dan u,dont dare me sir

Juss dat dey pretend thier survival is nt based on d men's generosity

bro please quit nagging menn....it ris wot it risss. Our job has men is to chase women. ..pirrriod.
We are the hunter. Women r the haunted..and it's our job to buy them gift sir!!. angry

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Romance › Re: Men Are Disgusting, Men Are Evil, Men Should Leave Earth For Women by MrCork: 11:24am On Oct 10, 2020

Romangalactic:
How many tyms have u read any of those lines frm our resident women champ here? Yes, alot. But what ar d consequences for women & girls should all men b taken away frm earth or worst should all men be eliminated?

Am here 2 make a list of wat will happen if der ar no more men on earth anymore, plz stay tune & add more to my list if not enuf. Tenks

(1) women will not b able 2 change thier phone again,most will use their present phone 4d next 5years b4 changing it. Dey will learn management skillz by force

(2) women will no longer b able 2celebrate thier buffday anymor bcoz is usually men who sponsor dese things 4 dem. No more ten diffrent cakes in one day

(3) women will return 2 jumping okada & entering danfo & tuketuke bcoz if not 4 men, a lot of dem dont have funds 2b taking bolt & uber evrywhere

(4) women will no longer b dressing 2kill. Bliv me,men ar d only reason women spend fortune on demselves 2luk good. Wit no men,ders no need & its also bcoz dey wont even have d money 4dese thingz.

(5) wat abt d ones who love 2 enta flight frm Los to abj or abj to pHc, or calabar to Los? Guess wot? God is good & abc transport will see a surge in passengers. Women cant pay 4 flight ticket on thier own without men's help

(6) cucumber scarcity. Dis one shud have been number 1 bt I just remembered it. Forget oooo,women love peniiis pass oxygen & in d absence of it, cucumbers ar in trouble.

(7) one good ting dat will happen is dat women will stop envying, jealousying & gossiping each other. U shud know dat d major reason y women dont get along wit demselves is coz of man. If u trace most of dem issues, a man or men is involved

( suicide rate among women will increase. Dis is a result of a combination of tingz most especially bcoz of Thier inability to flex life anymore. 99.8521% of nigerian women cant go out 2spend money on demselves if a man did nt take dem out or sponsor it, fact!

(9) almost every business will close down,coz if u leave only women alone on earth, dey ready nt 2 be buying unnecessary tingz anymore. Hair dealer,shoe dealer, handbag dealer, even d makeup dealer will struggle 2 survive in a world made up of only women

(10) finally, all d infrastructures in d world will suffer. Men built dese tingz & men maintain it. D phone we ar using 2 type nw has a cell tower somewhere & its men who have d gut 2 climb up 2 fix & maintains it. Women all alone in dis world will let everything fall 2 disrepair even thier kitchen sink.

That's all I can tink of atm. U can add urs kings

Thread iz inspired by darling Pocohantas & ChoccolatE

..if u dont like women then y r u still alive sir!!(no oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Men Are Disgusting, Men Are Evil, Men Should Leave Earth For Women by MrCork: 11:20am On Oct 10, 2020

Romangalactic:
How many tyms have u read any of those lines frm our resident women champ here? Yes, alot. But what ar d consequences for women & girls should all men b taken away frm earth or worst should all men be eliminated?

Am here 2 make a list of wat will happen if der ar no more men on earth anymore, plz stay tune & add more to my list if not enuf. Tenks

(1) women will not b able 2 change thier phone again,most will use their present phone 4d next 5years b4 changing it. Dey will learn management skillz by force

(2) women will no longer b able 2celebrate thier buffday anymor bcoz is usually men who sponsor dese things 4 dem. No more ten diffrent cakes in one day

(3) women will return 2 jumping okada & entering danfo & tuketuke bcoz if not 4 men, a lot of dem dont have funds 2b taking bolt & uber evrywhere

(4) women will no longer b dressing 2kill. Bliv me,men ar d only reason women spend fortune on demselves 2luk good. Wit no men,ders no need & its also bcoz dey wont even have d money 4dese thingz.

(5) wat abt d ones who love 2 enta flight frm Los to abj or abj to pHc, or calabar to Los? Guess wot? God is good & abc transport will see a surge in passengers. Women cant pay 4 flight ticket on thier own without men's help

(6) cucumber scarcity. Dis one shud have been number 1 bt I just remembered it. Forget oooo,women love peniiis pass oxygen & in d absence of it, cucumbers ar in trouble.

(7) one good ting dat will happen is dat women will stop envying, jealousying & gossiping each other. U shud know dat d major reason y women dont get along wit demselves is coz of man. If u trace most of dem issues, a man or men is involved

( suicide rate among women will increase. Dis is a result of a combination of tingz most especially bcoz of Thier inability to flex life anymore. 99.8521% of nigerian women cant go out 2spend money on demselves if a man did nt take dem out or sponsor it, fact!

(9) almost every business will close down,coz if u leave only women alone on earth, dey ready nt 2 be buying unnecessary tingz anymore. Hair dealer,shoe dealer, handbag dealer, even d makeup dealer will struggle 2 survive in a world made up of only women

(10) finally, all d infrastructures in d world will suffer. Men built dese tingz & men maintain it. D phone we ar using 2 type nw has a cell tower somewhere & its men who have d gut 2 climb up 2 fix & maintains it. Women all alone in dis world will let everything fall 2 disrepair even thier kitchen sink.

That's all I can tink of atm. U can add urs kings

Thread iz inspired by darling Pocohantas & ChoccolatE

Events › Re: Handsomeyinka And His Wife Are Both Celebrating Their Birthday Today by MrCork: 10:01am On Oct 10, 2020

Lovalovaphunmz:
All these fine fine couple, whr are they seeing each other sef, make me sef go there

..kaiiii..nice *lolapunnnny*...please can we go n discuss blue film in sexualitysection?.. have u watch sweet loli? cheesy

Romance › Re: Men!...what Are Your Biggest TURN OFF In A Woman? by MrCork: 9:58am On Oct 10, 2020*

Crime › Re: Cambodia Police Arrest Two Nigerians Over Online Scam by MrCork: 9:56am On Oct 10, 2020

AdaugoChisom:
I quit from being a Nigeria

sweery u again!
dont quit nah..am still waiting for the picture so u can come for audition.
This is yor shance to be famously famous please hurry! cheesy

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Igbos Should Not Participate In Endsars Protest by MrCork: 9:43am On Oct 10, 2020

tiger28:
NO MORE REAL Adults on this site....SEUN needs to vigorously start AGE REQUIREMENT. What is this??

^^^^advise coming from a adult who call him sef tiger28 ....is yor birth name *toger28?? ..... is it wrong to offer babe music opootunity?...goat!!(no oofense) angry

Romance › Re: Let's Play A Game Describe Your Ex by MrCork: 1:56am On Oct 10, 2020

Bisiebae:
What is this one saying?

am askin if u were thong nah? cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: This Is How The Church Will Look Like If Rapture Take Place On Sunday. by MrCork: 1:49am On Oct 10, 2020

dorin27:
lemme guess...you attend Jehovah witness

Yes. Kaiii, please can I chop kiss? cheesy

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Igbos Should Not Participate In Endsars Protest by MrCork: 1:42am On Oct 10, 2020

AdaugoChisom:
I'm wondering why you left Yaba left so soon. Mpi awusa.......gwa nne gị na nwanne gị nwanyị ka ha zitere gị foto ha gba ọtọ.

May Nigeria SARS see you through in Jesus name

..sweery I dint come hear to sell ground nut & I dint ask u for story gaddemmit....can u nicely quickly send yo full size naaaaked to me directly so I can loookit so u can win the audition...please hurry I beg & no storys undecided

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Igbos Should Not Participate In Endsars Protest by MrCork: 1:39am On Oct 10, 2020

AdaugoChisom:
I'm wondering why you left Yaba left so soon. Mpi awusa.......gwa nne gị na nwanne gị nwanyị ka ha zitere gị foto ha gba ọtọ.

May Nigeria SARS see you through in Jesus name

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Igbos Should Not Participate In Endsars Protest by MrCork: 1:28am On Oct 10, 2020

AdaugoChisom:
Me protest? If not because my data has been exhausted I would have been busy watching how is made

Hello. Am a .music videos director who as work with davido, wisskid, 50sent, beyasi, & others. Can u please quickly send me directly yor full size naaaaked picture so I can make sure u came to the audition?

Family › Re: God will always take control by MrCork: 10:45pm On Oct 09, 2020

Pa3cia:
To what please?

To me actually. anyways did I mention that am a video music director & hav work wit puffy daddy, davido, beyansi, wisskid, bona boy & others. So can u quickly please send me directly yor naaaaked full size naaaaked picture so I can inspet it & invite u in for audition at my yard so u can get the role...are u interressted? please hurry

Education › Re: 2016/2017 OOU Admission Thread by MrCork: 10:33pm On Oct 09, 2020

leahmah:
If u know someone that knows someone that knows someone.... that might get to know d Dean of your faculty.

..please describe yor sef? cheesy

Literature › Re: Faridah Abike-Iyimide Secures MacMillan Million-Dollar Book Deal In USA by MrCork: 9:26pm On Oct 09, 2020

BKsoul:
mr cork,, please stop quoting me, i am not interested in being your friend or talking to you,, i hate you, i detest you,, i dislike... so please leave me alone... make another person your friend... please i am not happy if i am insulting you, because no matter how stupid and useless you are, you are a human being like me.. so please i hate you... i don't want to ever talk to you... Thank you

^^^^^chicks!! undecided

Literature › Re: Faridah Abike-Iyimide Secures MacMillan Million-Dollar Book Deal In USA by MrCork: 9:15pm On Oct 09, 2020

BKsoul:
kikikikikikikiki...killer bomb...guy your mouth bad ooooh

it will be help full if u can stop spekin pigeonEnglish & spek like a Londoner innit.. we spek queensEnglish!(no oofense)

Crime › Re: CCTV Caught Maid Dropping Her Excreta In Oga & Family’s Bowl Of Food Before She by MrCork: 9:09pm On Oct 09, 2020

Nmezor:
Hmmmm

u need moiney. I have moiney. U need a man. I am the man ? Was love gats to do wit it? Dont swaaar I beg

Romance › Re: Why Do Chicks Get Upset When U Say They Look Older? by MrCork(op): 8:57pm On Oct 09, 2020

Nmezor:
When will this troll act his age?

Nmezor..u need moiney..I have moiney
U need a man..I am the man
.u never beeento London...am a Londoner
U no get car...I drive £35,000cash BMW (cash)
Wot do u want Nmezor? undecided

Romance › Re: Need Serious Advise On My Marriage by MrCork: 7:49pm On Oct 09, 2020

dorin27:
Hmm...this one is serious.

Of course am serrrrious.y r u shy to date me go on a date wit u? Dont u like fine boys? I hav moiney 4real? Wot u shy for? undecided

Romance › Re: I Need Her Number Please, Anyone With It( Photos) by MrCork: 6:28pm On Oct 09, 2020

Finnese001:
My day one crush

Her bweast is life coupled with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen

..her name is dorin27 from nairaland but she a gold digger thou... bro u hav moiney? undecided

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Romance › Re: SEE What He Did — To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by MrCork: 5:23pm On Oct 09, 2020

BKsoul:
ilegend na my baby joor... one day i go greet am for house

wow..so u r pregnant wit baby but yet, u go around from house to house like road side vendor?...sadly shamefull.
anyways was yor nomba & when can i call u. I am a movie video director & I like to get to no u!

Romance › Re: Why Do Chicks Get Upset When U Say They Look Older? by MrCork(op): 3:39pm On Oct 09, 2020*

DenreleDave:
Bros.. Ur head is incomplete..

I am a guy

darling.. the fact u were mens cloth dont make u a guy sir....I strongly suggest u do sexxxx change if u wanto looklike man....or juss drink steriod(no oofense)

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Romance › Re: Why Do Chicks Get Upset When U Say They Look Older? by MrCork(op): 3:27pm On Oct 09, 2020

DenreleDave:
They are senseless.

They fail to accept reality

...ok. My apologies for not mentioning yor name... You are not fine & guys are not intresssted!!! (no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Chicks Get Upset When U Say They Look Older? by MrCork(op): 3:26pm On Oct 09, 2020

ZIINI:
Op expect your ban in nothing less than 10 mins
Cause a girl you mentioned up there is befriending a mod and she'll go and report you to him

sir, last time i check, ther is somtin call freedom of expresssion & freedom of speech. This waz approved by the CEO himself, SEUN OSEWA. I apologise if yor girl friend is dating Donald Trump sir & if her name waz mentioned. This is a public forum! (google public forum)

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Romance › Why Do Chicks Get Upset When U Say They Look Older? by MrCork(op): 3:01pm On Oct 09, 2020

Is it now wrong to give compliement chicks?
U give complicments & they cuss u out like road side bus conductor.

..for examples!!

- Victorian is tryin to look young for ever...she been 21 on nairaland for the past 10years. I ask her age again yesterday, she say 21 plus! angry

- Dorin27 look 15 but her face looks 39.. (notin wrong wit 39 thou.., we love old cargo cougars) angry

- BKsoul looks 21 but seeing her face to face....she looklike 42year old female boxer!! (no oofense) angry

- Zzor's body look like sweet 16 ...but her side view looooklike Statue (no oofense) angry

- Hisduchess is darkskin said she was 38 but she replace her photo profile with halfcast babe lookin 21 (sad) undecided

- Nmezor believes her face dont make her look like aje-butter which is why she curently usin her younger sisters photo to look sweet like ice cream (sad) angry

- Titugirl remains dakskin ...ordnary bleachn...she refuse. She need to change color, URGENTLY!!!! angry

- PrincessB1' - this one is lightskin & fine like sweeet wine...kaiiii!! cheesy

- DYT: Still thick n sexxxxy natural ice cream ..this one can sit on our face any day!! cheesy

Cbright4real - This one loooooklike man. but After we complain, she started werein wig (no ofense) angry

Wots goin on...Please advise?

Mature contribution only please...please keeepit clean.

Thanks!

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Politics › Re: Sirika Accused Of Withholding Staff Salaries To Fulfill Governorship Ambition by MrCork: 10:42am On Oct 09, 2020

BigSarah:
The contract kickbacks aren’t enough for you? Haba

Hello. Am a music video directors & as work with davido, 50sent, beyansi, 2pac, 2face, wisskid, riyana & others. I want u to audition in a expensive video. Can u please send a yor full size naaaaked picture to me directly so I can check it to see when I can invite in for audition..this is yor shance to make moiney & be famous..u interested.. .please hurry cheesy

Family › Re: Advice Needed by MrCork: 10:18am On Oct 09, 2020

luscioustrish:
No please.. you're married remember?

.no no no...I said should be marryed by 2030....
Holddddup..how am I expectedto pull chicks of I marry?.. duh!! undecided

Family › Re: Advice Needed by MrCork: 12:56am On Oct 09, 2020

luscioustrish:
Well....all her cards are on the table, no lies,no pretense, no bullshi.t

^^^^kaiiii..see boooobsi

Hello hi hiya & how r u & hi do u do?
Please can I kindly drink u? cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Niniola Cuts Her Hair, Shows Off New Look (Photos, Video) by MrCork: 11:46pm On Oct 08, 2020

Nmezor:
Buzz off biko make I see road

^^^^atitude...an then she complain she can't find man on nairaland ..village girl.
Nmezor. Do u realise u talkin to a Londonet? (goat) angry

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