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RomanceRe: Nigeria' Most Beautiful Actress, Genny Uzoma Shows Off Her New Hairtsyle by MrCork: 12:14am On Dec 13, 2019
marvelck:
Popular Nollywood actress and movie producer, Genny Uzoma flaunts lovely hairstyle in new picture posted on her IG page

Shared with caption

Run your own race at your own pace

#africanqueen
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RomanceRe: Let Us Talk About Rape. When Can We Conclude That Rape Has Happened? by MrCork: 8:42pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
This is a serious and sensitive issue and I will advice you to enter with your brains.


what is rape to you?

if you buy me gifts and I accept them, does it give you the right to force me into sexual activities?

can a husband or wife rape his or her wife or husband?

when a child of eight comes to you and ask you to touch her and you do, is it rape?


if you threaten me and bully me or even talk me into sex with threats and I agree to it. is it rape?


what is rape in the context of the law? I want intelligent contributions.

perhaps after this, many people will realize that they have raped others and they have been violated.
u sick individual..so u rape people s wife & u come to nairaland to boast about it?..correct?
..U should be hunted..U retard living tin(real talk)
angry
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 8:04pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
don't byeee me o. I'm not done with you yet. I'm in Abuja too, when can we do the deliverance session? I must warn you, that i will use my hands and tongue. Hehehehehe.

What is my type sef?
which sef?
Anyways..
So how long u been lesbian & did u all ways no or wish u will have a priick one day??(no oofeense) smiley
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 5:21pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
las Las, we are all mad, my brother. Kikikikiki
..but U suppose to be lesbian..why ain't u friendly? ..
U don't want man no more?
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RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 5:03pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
both...

My girlfriend has traveled so I have plenty time today for drama. Lol. Both shugar girl
..so do u dress as man or do u lookalike man & do u smoke cigarette like man? smiley
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 3:17pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
Good day Fam,

This thing has been bothering me o, I've been gay for about 10years now and I had tried everything but I just couldn't bring myself to love men but this is a testimony.

After years of trying to conform, I finally accepted my fate and I've been living as gay since then but YESTERDAY a Nairalander mentioned me and said he was praying for me and he had commanded me to be straight and just like that, with the snap of a finger, just by saying it and today I woke up STRAIGHT. Praise Be. I'm well now, I swear I am straight.

I used to think women were the most beautiful thing God ever made but not anymore, I am straight now and all it took was a stranger telling me to be straight for me to be straight. Praise Be.

He also commanded me to find a man and get married so I'm here thinking, is there any man that would marry an ex lesbian or should I just join the convent?

Please I am very desperate because I am getting older and I just realized that I wasted years being a lesbian. Find me a man, I'm straight now.

Ehen, when I was still a lesbian which was just yesterday, I published a lesbian romance book on Amazon, if you're still evil minded like I used to be please go to kdp and buy my book. Teinks.

Praise Be.

Please don't send me PM if you're not ready to get married next year. In fact if you're a tall, handsome, dark, man with pink lips and a good job just indicate and I will pm you.


*************
You people sending PM cannot even follow simple instructions. How am I supposed to want to marry you? A man that cannot read and comprehend, is that one a husband material?

I'm straight now o, you people should now allow me revert back to default settings.

I said I will PM you personally if you specify that you're interested. Simple.
lesbian?..hang on? Technicaly, this mean u now look like man..correct?

Are u now man chasin women ?(No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 1:25pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
I've actually had sex with one before. It was fun.
If I'm intersex, why will I have a surgery? Do you know the blessings that comes with it?
Anyways, I'm delivered. Believe it or not.
. Nigeria lesssbian are powerful thou.. U muss be powerful.
..I take it u enjoy fight wit bus conductor & u been in several street fight includin taxi driver..correct?
wink
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 1:22pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
Good day Fam,

This thing has been bothering me o, I've been gay for about 10years now and I had tried everything but I just couldn't bring myself to love men but this is a testimony.

After years of trying to conform, I finally accepted my fate and I've been living as gay since then but YESTERDAY a Nairalander mentioned me and said he was praying for me and he had commanded me to be straight and just like that, with the snap of a finger, just by saying it and today I woke up STRAIGHT. Praise Be. I'm well now, I swear I am straight.

I used to think women were the most beautiful thing God ever made but not anymore, I am straight now and all it took was a stranger telling me to be straight for me to be straight. Praise Be.

He also commanded me to find a man and get married so I'm here thinking, is there any man that would marry an ex lesbian or should I just join the convent?

Please I am very desperate because I am getting older and I just realized that I wasted years being a lesbian. Find me a man, I'm straight now.

Ehen, when I was still a lesbian which was just yesterday, I published a lesbian romance book on Amazon, if you're still evil minded like I used to be please go to kdp and buy my book. Teinks.

Praise Be.

Please don't send me PM if you're not ready to get married next year. In fact if you're a tall, handsome, dark, man with pink lips and a good job just indicate and I will pm you.


*************
You people sending PM cannot even follow simple instructions. How am I supposed to want to marry you? A man that cannot read and comprehend, is that one a husband material?

I'm straight now o, you people should now allow me revert back to default settings.

I said I will PM you personally if you specify that you're interested. Simple.

WOW..LESSSSBIAN??... I like lesssbian.

So u look like man..correct?...U mean u one of those Lagos women that dress like man & walking with girl-friend?.. wow, are u growing moustache?
smiley
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 12:42pm On Dec 12, 2019
Ishilove:
Cork, what did Blesskewe do to you that you won't allow the poor girl drink water and keep cup?
beautiful curvy isilove. Hiya. Why did u remove your photo profile?.. so sexxxy I use to use it to put me sef to bed...pls put it back(we beg) cheesy
RomanceRe: I Was A Lesbian But Now I'm Straight. Will I Find A Man? by MrCork: 12:21pm On Dec 12, 2019
HannahHitler:
Good day Fam,

This thing has been bothering me o, I've been gay for about 10years now and I had tried everything but I just couldn't bring myself to love men but this is a testimony.

After years of trying to conform, I finally accepted my fate and I've been living as gay since then but YESTERDAY a Nairalander mentioned me and said he was praying for me and he had commanded me to be straight and just like that, with the snap of a finger, just by saying it and today I woke up STRAIGHT. Praise Be. I'm well now, I swear I am straight.

I used to think women were the most beautiful thing God ever made but not anymore, I am straight now and all it took was a stranger telling me to be straight for me to be straight. Praise Be.

He also commanded me to find a man and get married so I'm here thinking, is there any man that would marry an ex lesbian or should I just join the convent?

Please I am very desperate because I am getting older and I just realized that I wasted years being a lesbian. Find me a man, I'm straight now.

Ehen, when I was still a lesbian which was just yesterday, I published a lesbian romance book on Amazon, if you're still evil minded like I used to be please go to kdp and buy my book. Teinks.

Praise Be.

Please don't send me PM if you're not ready to get married next year. In fact if you're a tall, handsome, dark, man with pink lips and a good job just indicate and I will pm you.


*************
You people sending PM cannot even follow simple instructions. How am I supposed to want to marry you? A man that cannot read and comprehend, is that one a husband material?

I'm straight now o, you people should now allow me revert back to default settings.

I said I will PM you personally if you specify that you're interested. Simple.
..bro..Blesskewe use to be lesbian but she now gay...
So.truss me, if she can get a man on nairaland..U can definitely find man on nairaland ((thank me later)) cheesy


PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy A50 After 30 Days Of Use (+ PICS) by MrCork: 10:42am On Dec 12, 2019
Bubblybee:
tongue
how much? cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 10:28am On Dec 12, 2019
Bubblybee:
Likes attract likes. Those are just the kind of ladies you are drawn to because you probably smell like they do. Mind you, not all ladies smell that way. You probably attract those that are plagued with all sorts of infections and have very poor hygiene, like you.
..wow...so r u saying if I eat u up,..U taste good & I will enjoyit? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Angel Okojie's 4th Birthday: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter by MrCork: 10:26am On Dec 12, 2019
Hisduchess:
Thought I have told you that even pant rope you ain't seeing,since you no wan make I rest keep cup for Nairaland undecided
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CelebritiesRe: Angel Okojie's 4th Birthday: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter by MrCork: 5:45am On Dec 12, 2019
Hisduchess:
What do you want us to discuss undecided
..just hug, kiss, chop lips , extra hug plus pucccccccy (only 2 round)
..or is that too much to ask?
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Angel Okojie's 4th Birthday: Mercy Johnson Celebrates Her Daughter by MrCork: 11:13pm On Dec 11, 2019
Hisduchess:
Give it to him hot hot.the dwarf doesn't have sense.imagine talking rubbish about innocent young children.
i beg nah
..let's discuss
undecided
HealthRe: Please Help!!! My Roommate Behaves Wierdly When She Sleeps by MrCork: 11:12pm On Dec 11, 2019
Maryjane001:
Excuse me mister....
If u want a slut, u know where to find one.
^^^^ too mush attitude..
..and then she complain she can't find man on nairaland (wot a shame)
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HealthRe: Please Help!!! My Roommate Behaves Wierdly When She Sleeps by MrCork: 10:45pm On Dec 11, 2019
Maryjane001:
I don't need answers from unserious people like you pls. Even your name says it all huh sad
..be nice.. I am a serious & ready to marry & I have moiney so don't loose your shance please.
Darling can i mate wit u please. How much?
angry
RomanceRe: Posts You Dont Understand, Perhaps They Can Be Explained Here by MrCork: 9:57pm On Dec 11, 2019
nlPoster:
I dont get this one:



Who opened a thread like that?
...brother..nobody ever under stand yor meaning less threads...i dpnt.

Anyways hav u had brain scan?(no oofeense)
smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, What Is One Expected To Do? by MrCork: 9:45pm On Dec 11, 2019
DenreleDave:
We don dey chat for almost two weeks with calls too we discuss well and anytime I try tell her dt I like her, she keeps telling me to go meet other customers(girls on my chat list). We just met on Facebook and we have had a lot of conversations.
Today, I asked her and she was trying to skip my question and I told her not to try skip it. She always want me to feel so much concerned about her and I am but I am careful. I kept asking her if we will possibly date reason being dt I don't wanna go deep and hear story that touch

Her reply was that;

What do I want her to do since she has a BF?


Guys, do you think I shud just 4get about her and focus on another thing?

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HealthRe: Please Help!!! My Roommate Behaves Wierdly When She Sleeps by MrCork: 9:42pm On Dec 11, 2019
Maryjane001:
What do u know about it?
how much for kiss, hug, peck & to mate with u for only 2 round? cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 9:39pm On Dec 11, 2019
nlPoster:
Reported.
.and?... you advising a guy to become gay and u want promotion from MOD?
Bro, kiss my nyansh twice!(No oofeense)
smiley
HealthRe: Please Help!!! My Roommate Behaves Wierdly When She Sleeps by MrCork: 9:26pm On Dec 11, 2019
Maryjane001:
Please guys what do you know about sleep disorders?.

Just entered a new room, and I found out that my roommate talks in her sleep, scratches her body, behaves as if she eats while sleeping while gnashing her teeth.

She also sleeps violently. I can't sleep with her on the same bed, she go use Jackie-Chan style finish me or throw me off the bed. Usually only someone bigger than her can sleep with her : someone like me would be thrown out. She scratches her body as if something itches her while she sleeps.
I v talked to her about it but she said it is a sleep disorder and her younger brother has it too.
I browsed on it and found out she might have Psoriasis.
It is usually worse at night if she is stressed out that day.
Please guys, do you know anyone with this kind of sleep disorder?
And how can it be treated?.

Please no insults
Advice sincerely needed.
how much? cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 9:25pm On Dec 11, 2019
nlPoster:
Unless you mean abstaining from sex is not an option for you because you are paid to sex? Therefore you have to endure the horrible smells?
... bro ARE U gay? How the fuk can u advise hom to stay away from pucccy?...u crazy?
. u better live nairaland & go to yahooGaysMans.com
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RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2019
Kennedyiheme:
fish smell is in the mind?.. so I've been talking to a clown since, how old are you?... dont reply me again abeg, lol like say u just enter this world,... even a friend of mine whos a lady told me some of her friends complain about it, you're here saying its in the mind.. oga go sit down abeg angry

Brother..U come to nairaland say in your girlfriend hav aid & gonorea (read your last post) because
U smell fish & near her pucccccy..correct?
Bro'..have u had brain scan? (No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 5:23pm On Dec 11, 2019
Kennedyiheme:
i actually treated it , happened some time ago , spent 17k to treat it.. i just pointed this out now because recently i just started coming across women with fishy smelling vaginas, just makes me wonder
Bro.. fish smell is in the mind.
If a girl is clean or dirty, u will know. My advise is to stop thinking about fish smell or else u will never get the opportunnity to suk punnny..best thing ever!!(real talk)
smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 5:14pm On Dec 11, 2019
Kennedyiheme:
Gosh i know some men here have had this issue, during the whole sex thing, the thing really starts smelling so bad, like fish you left in a hot fridge
..bro..i will be nice to u. wink

Ok..U muss always use protection even if she's lightskin .. half cast or lookike beyansi.
Anyways what u need to do
1. Drink loads of water
2. See a doctor or go chemist (proper chemist) and do be shy to tell them the problem.
3. The good news is they is cure for it..BUT..U NEED TO MOVE FAST. SEE A DOCTOR OR GO TO CHEMIST!! (thank me later)
wink
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 5:04pm On Dec 11, 2019
Kennedyiheme:
no offence bro but this isn't funny or meant to make anyone feel bad.. i contracted gonorrhoea from a girl i trusted and had sex with, she had this same issue, i wonder why you think this is a joke
..brother.
.if yor common sence is common, u will under stand that condooom was created for a reason...protection. grin grin grin grin
... of course is funnnny (U catch gonnnnno....gonnnnno...No oofeense!
grin grin gringrin grin ha ha ha ha
RomanceRe: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by MrCork: 4:35pm On Dec 11, 2019
Kennedyiheme:
Gosh i know some men here have had this issue, during the whole sex thing, the thing really starts smelling so bad, like fish you left in a hot fridge
T..bro that's the side effect of living in the village.
..so u say in women from your village smell like fish?..what type of fosh? (No oofeense)
wink
RomanceRe: Single Igbo Men And Women - Let’s Meet Here - by MrCork: 3:34pm On Dec 11, 2019
Phenomenal16:
..and u cannot differentiate between Male n female
k


..U open thread advising IBO males to chase men & u proud of it?.. shame on u sir!! angry
RomanceRe: Good News Everybody!! by MrCork(op): 3:29pm On Dec 11, 2019
MissGhosted:
oga omar, leave me alone. Na by force to reply ur dm? Shuu. Abegi find another person i nor want belle.
...but why should Omar09 leave u alone? Do u no wot balance DIET is?..
. U counter monikokulatic scalagowatick dietamolowink!!(wot ever that means)
angry

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