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PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 8:35am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Pekam boy lemme. I don't do trolls
...anyways did I mention I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot. ..juss in case u ask..so how much can I have ya?. Be nice? smiley
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 8:34am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Pekam boy lemme. I don't do trolls
HALT THERE. .see yor head like baby kangaroo. ..do u relice am from London? ...this is the problem with u DaKskin women..u act like u are Beyansi & then complain u can't find man on nairaland! ! (Goat) angry
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 8:22am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
How much for what
..how much to enjoy u nah...how much? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by MrCork: 6:53am On Jul 24, 2018
Zealoy:
Why Are Ladies Crazy About Tall Men?

It is common to hear ladies saying thier type of men should be tall. so i really wanna know why ladies go crazy for tall guys. Am not short though.. just curious
...son..women don't givvvvva dam about tall skinny hunger strike looking guys....women givvvvva dam about moiney. .GET THAT STRAP!!! ((No ofeense ) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by MrCork: 6:51am On Jul 24, 2018
Zealoy:
Why Are Ladies Crazy About Tall Men?

It is common to hear ladies saying thier type of men should be tall. so i really wanna know why ladies go crazy for tall guys. Am not short though.. just curious
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 5:21am On Jul 24, 2018
Deadlywoman:
Do u love short guys from london
good looking in a tallish way?


Are you ok? undecided
... errmm sweery..not sure if u Spek English but no one is asking u to answer question with a question. .ok?...can u plis answer the questions without nagging? (No ofeense ) undecided


RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 5:18am On Jul 24, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Spits
^^^she showed up...thread detailer...anyways do u have any important details to contribute? (Shake my head) undecided
RomanceRe: My New Chic, If Ur Bae Is Finer U Won by MrCork: 5:06am On Jul 24, 2018
HARDLABOR:
50k on line if ur chic is finer u won
..WTF?...Bro. .u date men wearing wig? ((Shaking my head with concern)) undecided
RomanceRe: My New Chic, If Ur Bae Is Finer U Won by MrCork: 5:03am On Jul 24, 2018
Saff:
this is too much. I can tell you’re very miserable in real life.
..Saff..can I enter? smiley
RomanceRe: Midnight Vaseline Crew Only by MrCork: 5:02am On Jul 24, 2018
GeeString:
Saff is viewing.

I wonder if she's also an MVC member.

Soon, she'll deny it - as usual. grin
..I rather watch Saff!! smiley
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 4:59am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Came across this pictures and decided to share.
..how much? cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Married Men Prefer Us To Their Wives - Commercial Sex Workers by MrCork: 4:56am On Jul 24, 2018
Hisduchess:
this is more like leaving ur private toilet to go use a public toilet at ajengunle.tufiakwa ife anaghi aso ufodu Ndi mmadu oyi.Chi m ekwe especially for those married men who are given flimsy excuse for their ungodly behavior.
.ok..so u find married men in public toilet near ajengula ..correct?

WTF.... Hisduchess. .wot kinda living thing are u?..serrrrrrrrrioooooooously! ! ((Shaking my head with confusion ))
undecided
RomanceRe: When It Is Justifiable To Hit A Woman by MrCork:
Elder001:
When it is right to hit a woman or a man

You've no right to hit anybody irrespective of the gender except the person hit you first.
Most men especially black men have anger issues, yes. I've seen a man hit another man because the latter called him a coward. It's wrong.

If a woman hit you, you have every right to hit her back. It is justifiable.

But if you weren't hit at first then you've no right to hit anybody whether woman or man.

Nigerian men abuse their wives because of filmsy and primitive reasons like verbal insults.
If a woman insult you, you also have a mouth to insult her not beat. It's either you walk out or you insult her back.

If a woman punch you - punch her back
If she slap you - slap her back
It is justifiable.
Same thing apply to a man. If a man didn't hit you, you have no right to hit him (as a woman or as a male).

Don't hit anyone unless you were hit first.

...ok..u juss said ....if woman hit u,.. u have every right to hit her back...correct? .. .

Bro if yor common sense is common or all most common....u will no you never hit women. .no matter what!! (((REAL TALK & UNAPOLOGETIK))) angry



RomanceRe: When It Is Justifiable To Hit A Woman by MrCork: 4:36am On Jul 24, 2018
Elder001:
When it is right to hit a woman or a man

You've no right to hit anybody irrespective of the gender except the person hit you first.
Most men especially black men have anger issues, yes. I've seen a man hit another man because the latter called him a coward. It's wrong.

If a woman hit you, you have every right to hit her back. It is justifiable.

But if you weren't hit at first then you've no right to hit anybody whether woman or man.

Nigerian men abuse their wives because of filmsy and primitive reasons like verbal insults.
If a woman insult you, you also have a mouth to insult her not beat. It's either you walk out or you insult her back.

If a woman punch you - punch her back
If she slap you - slap her back
It is justifiable.
Same thing apply to a man. If a man didn't hit you, you have no right to hit him (as a woman or as a male).

Don't hit anyone unless you were hit first.
angry
RomanceRe: PORN: Some People Use Their Phones To Watch Porn While Others Do This... [PIC] by MrCork: 4:35am On Jul 24, 2018
iLegendd:
On Nairaland, some people use their phones to watch porn. Some use their phones to e-fight. Some use their phones to show how intelligent they are. Some use it to ass-lick while some use it to make legit money. Money that will keep coming every month and from year to year.

That is all I have to say. Be wise. This is not to show you, but to encourage you to turn your phone to legal wealth. Google and YouTube are there to learn all you need.
angry
RomanceRe: Is This Right Or Do I Need Help? by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jul 23, 2018
sty1es:
Good day everyone, I hope this meets you well and so I'll just delve into the point.

I'm 23 years of age and never had sex or masturbate. This is true please, I hear that it's impossible to be a virgin as a guy and not masturbate, although very rare, it's not impossible. I am a testimony. I'm someone who doesn't touch his private unnecessarily (I just have respect for the thing), the few times I do are when I need to urinate or scrub during bath.

That aside. My main issue is that each time I have a wet dream (nocturnal emission), my sperm isn't white and thick like a normal sperm. It's clear and transparent. Although, this doesn't occur regularly (the wet dream, I mean) but each time it does(maybe twice in a month), the sperm quality is the same.

I have learnt to wake up during ejaculation or immediately after ejaculating and sincerely, it's always clear and not thick.

I don't know what this means, but is there a difference between the sperm after wet dreams and after sex?

Please no insults. Thanks.
..ok..so u looking for 23 year old man to masturbate on in nairaland. ..correct?.. u can't watch blue film? (Shake my head) undecided
RomanceRe: Is This Right Or Do I Need Help? by MrCork: 5:09pm On Jul 23, 2018
sty1es:
Good day everyone, I hope this meets you well and so I'll just delve into the point.

I'm 23 years of age and never had sex or masturbate. This is true please, I hear that it's impossible to be a virgin as a guy and not masturbate, although very rare, it's not impossible. I am a testimony. I'm someone who doesn't touch his private unnecessarily (I just have respect for the thing), the few times I do are when I need to urinate or scrub during bath.

That aside. My main issue is that each time I have a wet dream (nocturnal emission), my sperm isn't white and thick like a normal sperm. It's clear and transparent. Although, this doesn't occur regularly (the wet dream, I mean) but each time it does(maybe twice in a month), the sperm quality is the same.

I have learnt to wake up during ejaculation or immediately after ejaculating and sincerely, it's always clear and not thick.

I don't know what this means, but is there a difference between the sperm after wet dreams and after sex?

Please no insults. Thanks.
angry
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MrCork: 3:38pm On Jul 23, 2018
ibkayee:
My chefs grin
..u gold digger. ..so u now chasing cheifs in nairaland cozzz they have moiney . ..ain't u sopose to be dating studdents? (Shake my head ) undecided
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MrCork: 3:37pm On Jul 23, 2018
ibkayee:
My chefs grin
angry
RomanceRe: Reason Why The Bumbum Is Always Dark by MrCork: 3:33pm On Jul 23, 2018
Oyindidi:
Cork!!!!!!! I'll break ya head if I catch you and that your potbelly
...u used to be sweet nice romantic & lady like....for some reason u now start behaving like that village looking mascurade looking Hisduchess. .. ...r u related? undecided
RomanceRe: Reason Why The Bumbum Is Always Dark by MrCork: 3:31pm On Jul 23, 2018
Oyindidi:
Cork!!!!!!! I'll break ya head if I catch you and that your potbelly
...but why r u angry?.. I never said you nyansh was DaKskin. ...I said yor nyansh was lightskin... ain't u sopose to be happy? ((Serrrrrrrrrioooooooously shaking my head))
undecided
RomanceRe: Reason Why The Bumbum Is Always Dark by MrCork: 2:10pm On Jul 23, 2018
byna:
Pls my people my woman always dey yab me say my bum too black though I'm light skinned.

Please any doc in d house, why is the bum always black from birth??
...Bro. .so u saying yor current girl friend bottom is black..correct?...but can't she bleach it? (No ofeense ) angry

RomanceRe: Caught My Pretty Cousin Masturbating While Sleeping On The Same Bed by MrCork: 12:55pm On Jul 23, 2018
bentwain:
I visited my uncle and he stays in a two bedroom flat, I had to sleep in one of the rooms with my cousin at night and to my greatest shock, I saw my cousin masturbating at night and I almost got Hot.
...is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Reason Why The Bumbum Is Always Dark by MrCork: 12:30pm On Jul 23, 2018
derrydinny:
so people that believe dating a light skinned woman is some sort of achievement exist? I marvel at your logic, tuwale baba ode
...son..the day u have moiney. .lightskin females will make more sense but until then..u can keep chassin would females with black nyansh...I need to link up with Hisduchess ! ! (Shaking my head with concern) undecided
RomanceRe: Reason Why The Bumbum Is Always Dark by MrCork: 11:29am On Jul 23, 2018
derrydinny:
I don't discriminate but saying it is sad because someone has a black ass isn't as funny as you think it is, it is your type that lick ass of poor black women offline but come online and claim demigod, lickspittle



..son..the bad news is u clearly never dated lightskin females in yor life cozzz u r used to dak bottom females with black nyansh like Hisduchess or Oyindidi or Onstelly. .
.. ....the good news is u can now buy lightskin sexxx dolls online with great lightskin bottom!!! (((THANK ME LATER ))
smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 8:45am On Jul 23, 2018
Hisduchess:
mrcork just stop
000000oooooooooo God....dint we juss begging u not to show up?....must u derail everget thread? ((Cant stop shakin my London head )) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 7:45am On Jul 23, 2018



errmm Hisduchess. . KillaBeauty. .Saff & trouble maker Oyindidi. ..I beg..stay away & please don't derail the threads..it's for real ladies & mature minds....thanks for under standing in advance !! (Shaking my head already)
undecided
RomanceLadies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op):



Ladies. .you are so beautiful & u have sweet lovely cute voice & yor eyes shine like brand new BMW....anyways. .we urgenty need some vital information from u to help help the homeless & u be rewaded in full. .... wink

1. Your star sign
2. Complexsion (lightskin, dak skin, white or halfcast)
3. Favourite thong type
4. Favourite thong color
5. Favourite mini sket color
6. Body shape
7. Bottom type
8. Boobsi shape & size please cheesy
9.. Hips type (straight or curvy)
11.Do u love short guys from london who are cute,drives range rover, handsome & good looking in a tallish way? smiley
...
RomanceRe: Reason Why The Bumbum Is Always Dark by MrCork: 6:57am On Jul 23, 2018
derrydinny:
what is bad in having a dark bumbum? slavery never comot your head aswr
...ok. .so u saying yor speciality is datin women with black nyansh & dark bottom & that u never dated lightskin women ever?....son...u have a looooooooong way to go & u need help! ((No ofeense )) embarassed
FoodRe: Woman Gets Vicious Abuses, Accused Of Animal Cruelty Over Life-like Cake Designs by MrCork: 8:26pm On Jul 22, 2018
EweduAfonja:
wow
^^^kaiiii. .see yellow lightskin ice cremy with Booooobsi.
...sweery can I drink you?
cheesy

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