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RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Desperate? by MrCork: 10:12pm On Oct 20, 2019
Badboibipo:
Why is it that Nigerian girls are so desperate for relationships? If you open twitter or Facebook it's always about them looking for men every damm day. Boys are always fuckingggg them and yet they still want more? Why are Nigerian girls so useless? I see them finish I swear....very cheap losers
..bro did they ignore u?? angry
RomanceRe: Yeye Girlfriends: Nigerian Guys Share Your Experiences by MrCork: 10:10pm On Oct 20, 2019
franklingud:
Lol!!!
Your head there!
...brother..so wats the deal with u & that Hisduchess.... u foking her or u juss friend? smiley
RomanceRe: Yeye Girlfriends: Nigerian Guys Share Your Experiences by MrCork: 10:08pm On Oct 20, 2019
franklingud:
Lol!!!
Your head there!
angry
RomanceRe: How To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 10:06pm On Oct 20, 2019
habsydiamond:
Wonders shall never end o... So una dey get manual for kissing again... I tire ooo
...ermm brother.. no offence to the way yo face look but have u ever kiss Half cast woman in your life?... am I not simply trying to help ? (Shake my head! angry
RomanceHow To Kiss Half Cast Women (User Guide) by MrCork(op): 9:10pm On Oct 20, 2019
...ok although am from london, am a playA.. Technicaly, this mean my job is to chase married women, single women, lightskin women & most importantly...HALF women.

Next week I shall be teaching technicks of how to kiss them.... THANK ME LATER!!!!
wink
RomanceLadies, I Cannot Sleep.. Please Help!!! by MrCork(op): 3:24am On Oct 20, 2019
..good news ladies, I cant sleep. ..
So plis can we talk about sexx & your favourite bra colour....plus thong size & type.

.anyways, pls keeepit clean!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Guys Are Damn Hyprocrite!!! by MrCork: 3:11am On Oct 20, 2019
Pettyprincess:
I asked for an advice here on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/5462304/how-cut-guy-off-without bt 80percent were insult nd curses simply because i decided not to date a Nigerian guy!!
Now a thread about Nigerian guy marrying his ancestor,same people that were condemning me where hailing this guy!!! Why are Nigerian guys so hypocritical? https://www.nairaland.com/5480805/24-year-old-man-weds-american-fiancee
Picture below is an example!!!
..^^story....are u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: How Can I Peacefully End A Relationship My Mother Does Not Support? by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jul 27, 2018
LilSfc:
I would have answered you, but your moniker stopped me cool
..ok..so minica say u should say yor mum is lightskin. ..correct? ...anyways. . I love lightskin women...Bro . How tall is she? smiley
TravelRe: Driver Escapes Before Massive Sinkhole Swallowed A Toyota RAV4 In Colorado by MrCork: 9:25pm On Jul 27, 2018
Automotive1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7XMzmFjYyc

Watch the moment a massive sinkhole swallowed a Toyota RAV4 SUV into a running water and mud. It was the same spot where another sinkhole swallowed the patrol SUV of a Sheridan Sergeant in June 2015.

The driver, Ashley Marisch, was able to get out just before her Toyota RAV4 was swallowed and she's thankful for the help she got from a stranger.

She said :


Sheridan police shared a photo showing the submerged SUV 15-20 feet down .
https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img921/9278/4G1OfV.jpg

The totaled SUV was finally pulled out of sinkhole after four hours of digging with giant machines. It was about 20 feet down, covered with mud and debris.

See their tweets after the totaled SUV was removed from the hole

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img921/8987/oawGeN.jpg

Sheridan City Manager said the rain that fell night before the accident busted a pipe under the road. The water washed away 15 feet of dirt, gravel and compact earth meant to support the road above.

WIth nothing to support the pavement and heavy vehicles driving over it, the affected section of the street later collapsed.

The police closed the road in both directions to let crews inspect the damage. They were concerned that a damaged gas line could rupture. 

They eventually reopened a single lane while the crews work to repair the road.


A similar scenario happened in northern China on October 1 2017 when a sinkhole swallowed a luxurious Rolls-Royce Phantom.

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img923/8789/n88pHv.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img921/5021/NiH7rI.jpg

The driver said :
”I was waiting for the green lights and the second I started the car, the road surface started to collapse.”

The driver was reported to suffer no injuries and the N268million Naira ( 5,000,000 yuan or £565,000) car was pulled up by a crane.

https://autojosh.com/watchdriver-escapes-before-massive-sinkhole-swallows-her-toyota-rav4-suv-in-colorado/
...which one is Sing hole again? ((Shake my head )) undecided
EducationRe: English Words You Have Been Using Wrongly As A Nigerian!!! by MrCork: 9:17pm On Jul 27, 2018
asuustrike2009:
Learn to perfect your use of English. Things are evolving hence you have to follow the trend
..we Spek queens English hear in london. ..u Spek pigeon english there in nigeria..I BEGGGGY! ! undecided
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by MrCork: 9:14pm On Jul 27, 2018
N0favors:
You've actually been annoying and irritating lately with how you been referring to every lady as 'b!tch'. Not nice bro. Quit using that word, PLEASE!
...annoying & irritating to who?..u?.....r u the spokeman for b!tches?...are u upset?..when did I call u b!tch? undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Nabbed In India With 155.5 Grams Of Cocaine (photos) by MrCork: 7:47pm On Jul 27, 2018
TundeBricklayer:
Ode Ondo state is also part of Niger Delta
...niggggga am from London pekam. ...tha fuk is don don state? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Wedding Turns Bloody As Groom Gets Bitten By An Attacker Who Accused A Guest Of by MrCork: 6:40pm On Jul 27, 2018
10Ebisco:
Damian Paine, 43, and wife Louise, 34, missed the first dance and were unable to cut their wedding cake after their big day was disrupted by an attacker who accused guests of having cex with his girlfriend – and then bit the groom.

The wedding, held in a hotel, took a turn for the worse when Neil Jones, 35, who was also staying there, confronted a guest who he thought was sleeping with his partner.

Jones banged on the door to the guest’s room and Damian, who had just finished the wedding dinner, was forced to intervene.

He then bit Damian before headbutting the hotel’s main entrance door as dozens of guests watched in horror.

Jones was found guilty of assault by making threats, causing criminal damage to a door and assaulting the groom at the Gwesty’r Marine Hotel in Aberystwyth.

After police arrested Jones, four officers stayed at the wedding for the rest of the evening while Damian was taken to hospital for blood tests.

Jones was given an 18-month community order when he appeared at Aberystwyth Magistrates Court for a two-day trial. He pleaded guilty to assault by making threats and causing criminal damage to a door. He denied assault by biting during the incident on May 18, claiming he acted in self-defence, but was also found guilty.

Alan Lewis, defending, said Jones had been using drugs and was “deeply sorry” for disrupting the wedding.

Jones must pay compensation of £245 – £100 to the Atlantic Hostel for the door and costs of £860.

PLEASE READ MORE>>>http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/07/wedding-turns-bloody-as-groom-gets.html
ok ...wheres the nude? angry
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by MrCork: 6:36pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Funny Bro...

Looking for a babe on tope person wife? cheesy


Funny Dude in Peckam! May you find your light skinned sweetheart
...op want to break up a marriage by snitchiNg on the wife....what the hell is his businnes meaning he gats no woman. ...my job is to keep women happy especially wifes (true story?)! angry
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by MrCork: 6:29pm On Jul 27, 2018
swizzdre:
WTF are u saying
...errmm Bro. .instead of you going to create problem n breakKKup a happy marriage. .why dont u let my try much lock first & see if I can get her nomba...so u can be a good samaritan! ! (Real talk) cheesy
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jul 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
My brother, trolling is fun when it's done intelligently.

You need to consider growing up please...
...ok..so u sayin looking for babe is trolling. ..correct? ....sir..why then request u on romance section? ((Shake my head ) undecided
RomanceRe: Our Landlord Is Sleeping With My Friend's Wife, Should I Tell Him? by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jul 27, 2018
swizzdre:
I'll go straight to the point, I stay in this compound, I have my flat and my married friend is my neighbour. He always prides himself on how faithfully and dutiful his wife is. He is a business man and his wife stays home full-time. Recently I found out that our young single landlord ( he inherited the house) has been sleeping with this said wife during the day. This my friend talks too much about his wife and how I can never find a woman like his wife. Should I tell him his wife is choking on some good D while he is at work? It's really disgusting.
...errmm Bro. ..but why don't u let me enter first b4 u start saying $hit....I will post u £12 cash!! ((Real talk)) wink
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Nabbed In India With 155.5 Grams Of Cocaine (photos) by MrCork: 6:07pm On Jul 27, 2018
TundeBricklayer:
These crimes are more disgraceful, see what your tribes men disgraced Nigeria in world level, Igbos are still learning you guys are international terrorists grin
...really? ... Bro i dont meanto sound rude but u need quick brain scan..... ain't Niger dealta terrorist IBO people? .....they hide in bushes like monkey trying had to divide Nigeria. .. dumb eddddddiots! ! (((THANK GOD FOR DONALD TRUMP ))) smiley
RomanceRe: Please Stop Saying It.. STOP IT!! by MrCork(op): 6:04pm On Jul 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
grin a lady sitting on it won't feel anything.
angry
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Nabbed In India With 155.5 Grams Of Cocaine (photos) by MrCork: 5:40pm On Jul 27, 2018
...hope fully.. IBO people will stop carrrying drug to disgrace that country... ....another big big embarrassment to Nigeria! ! (((WHAT A SHAME ))) ... no ofeense! ! angry
RomanceRe: Please Stop Saying It.. STOP IT!! by MrCork(op): 5:31pm On Jul 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
You mean the toothpick? tongue
..be nice or u will never a shance to sit on it! (( Real talk )) undecided
RomanceRe: Please Stop Saying It.. STOP IT!! by MrCork(op): 5:21pm On Jul 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
E small like toothpickgrin
..u keep tryna make my big dik hard..why? undecided
RomanceRe: Please Stop Saying It.. STOP IT!! by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Jul 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
Opposite of big is small
... all u ever tink about is dik dik dik fuk fuk fuk erection erection erection. ....WHAT THA HECK IS WRONG WITH U OYINDIDI? ? ((can't stop shakin my head )) embarassed
RomanceRe: Please Stop Saying It.. STOP IT!! by MrCork(op): 5:09pm On Jul 27, 2018
Oyindidi:
Opposite of big is small
angry
RomanceRe: My New Chic, If Ur Bae Is Finer U Won by MrCork: 5:05pm On Jul 27, 2018
HARDLABOR:
50k on line if ur chic is finer u won
... errmm Bro ...we dont meanto sound rude but can u compare yor girlfriend that looklike Nigeria war lord to lightskin fancy4eve? ... serrrrrrrrrioooooooously? (Really really shaking my head) ))) angry
RomanceRe: My New Chic, If Ur Bae Is Finer U Won by MrCork: 5:01pm On Jul 27, 2018
fancy4eve:
my dear, @ least he will learn his lesson
...kaiiiiii. .sweery u so lightskin n beauuuriful. ...Plis avoid Hisduchess n do not let her near u...she from the village & all ways cussing innocent gentlemen in pigeon english! ! ((True story )) smiley
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Nabbed In India With 155.5 Grams Of Cocaine (photos) by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jul 27, 2018
TundeBricklayer:
Ask same question to your brothers that aboundoned cocoa farming for cannabis farming or your region where heads hacking is now professional occupation.
.. brother who?...Bro am from London pekam...every time they show drug related crime in Asia. .i..t's all ways IBO people...IB0 people & drug r like fish n chip or bread n butter
. .this is exactly you they will all ways drag Nigeria 50 year backward. .

...wot if my white London friends see this news..they will tink we all the same!! (((Serrrrrrrrrioooooooously shaking my head )))
embarassed
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Nabbed In India With 155.5 Grams Of Cocaine (photos) by MrCork: 4:53pm On Jul 27, 2018
akiOYIBO:
Obasanjo, Kemi Adeosun, Criminal Bola Tinubu etc are gracing while Okonjo Iweala Ngozi, Peter Obi(chief), Chile Eboe Osuji, Adichie Ngozi etc are all disgracing gringringrin
.calm down son. ...am from London. ..we don't no this people! ! (No ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice by MrCork: 3:12pm On Jul 27, 2018
nwachukwu9:
There is this lady that love me so much,she is always fond of me but I like her too but the only problem is she is not the type of lady I want,her ass is very flat like a man own and her breast her too small,i don't know if I can still enjoy sexual pleasure from her.please any Guy who has dated no ass ladies should advice me, matured ladies should also advise me
..Bro but ...don't u homebase people have nice name like Bobby. . Daventry. . Clowy..bingo..Ryan. .....what kinda name is Nwawachuchuchacha for God's name!!! ((Shaking my head))) angry
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice by MrCork: 3:00pm On Jul 27, 2018
nwachukwu9:
There is this lady that love me so much,she is always fond of me but I like her too but the only problem is she is not the type of lady I want,her ass is very flat like a man own and her breast her too small,i don't know if I can still enjoy sexual pleasure from her.please any Guy who has dated no ass ladies should advice me, matured ladies should also advise me
angry

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