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RomanceRe: In Search For A Serious Relationship... Age Range 21-33 by MrCork: 2:54pm On Jul 25, 2018
EndtimeJudge:
Whats up,
I need a female friend that will give attention, care, communication and love. I want serious one that needs this too. thanks
Pls email me. thanks
.Bro. ...try Hisduchess OR Onstelly . .... they are yoruba..100% single night ready to mingle. ...they enjoy going to market ..washing clothe & they Spek pigeon english with passion! ! (((((THANK ME LATER ))) wink
RomanceRe: Nairalander Chills With Nicki Minaj by MrCork: 2:44pm On Jul 25, 2018
MobileGees:
oga chill you don dey take am personal


but wait who is your son angry angry
..but why would u be deceiving homebase people cozzz they r back ward & they belif anything. .is that not 419 fraud?...muss u do photo shop juss for fame? (Smh) undecided
RomanceRe: Nairalander Chills With Nicki Minaj by MrCork: 2:40pm On Jul 25, 2018
stupidity:
Lol. You tried. The best I seen so far.
...the best universities seen?... Smh. ..yor name sound nice thou! ! undecided
RomanceRe: Nairalander Chills With Nicki Minaj by MrCork: 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2018
MobileGees:
You guys won't believe who I met yesterday in New York City. I met Nicki minaj!!!! shocked in a night club cheesy cheesy


me and wizkid no be mate even wizkid no fit tie her shoe lace ;p ;p wizkid dey even beg to snap picture with me sef but I no gree the guy too razz for me ;p

Na me dey date Nicky now ooo cool o
....... son .u can only fool homebase people cozzz they never heard off photo shop & they r gullybull..


..u can't fool us Londoners! ! ((Real talk )) .
angry
RomanceRe: Nairalander Chills With Nicki Minaj by MrCork: 2:32pm On Jul 25, 2018
MobileGees:
You guys won't believe who I met yesterday in New York City. I met Nicki minaj!!!! shocked in a night club cheesy cheesy


me and wizkid no be mate even wizkid no fit tie her shoe lace ;p ;p wizkid dey even beg to snap picture with me sef but I no gree the guy too razz for me ;p

Na me dey date Nicky now ooo cool cool

#YoungMoney
#NickiMinajHusband
angry
RomanceHandsome Short Guy Or Ugly Tall Guy? ....LADIES!!! by MrCork(op): 1:58pm On Jul 25, 2018
...Handsome sweet intelligent cute shy sweet humble good sexxy edible looking *short* guy from London cheesy

OR


*Tall* guy from Nigeria angry


..ladies... what's yor prefarence!
wink
RomanceRe: Light Skin Girls Da Bess by MrCork: 1:46pm On Jul 25, 2018
Gaspardd:
Your counter opinion is invalid cool cool cool
....why did u create thread about lightskin women. ...can u aford them? (No ofeense angry
RomanceRe: Light Skin Girls Da Bess by MrCork: 1:38pm On Jul 25, 2018
Gaspardd:
Your counter opinion is invalid cool cool cool
angry
RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Jul 25, 2018
KillaBeauty:
Look at this bush man... didn’t you tell *ladies* to answer your questions undecided
...so?...I ask for yor star sign and u said *ram*.......is ram a star sign there in Kenya? ...do u no wot star sign mean?....and then u wonder you no body respet yor country kenya ((unbelifable)) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 9:36am On Jul 25, 2018
Biglittlelois:
undecided undecided
darling..kindly answer the questions urgent lyca plis smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies..ladies..we Urgently Need Your Help To Help The Helpless!!! by MrCork(op): 8:49am On Jul 25, 2018
KillaBeauty:
1. Your star sign : Ram
2. Complexsion (lightskin, dak skin, white or halfcast) :30% lightskin angry
3. Favourite thong type: g string
4. Favourite thong color: red
5. Favourite mini sket color: pink
6. Body shape: Coca-Cola bottle cheesy
7. Bottom type: big like calabash wink
8. Boobsi shape & size please : watermelon, 36G cheesy
9.. Hips type (straight or curvy): round
11.Do u love short guys from london who are cute,drives range rover, handsome & good looking in a tallish way?: yes I do because they are the best kind of men and they are God’s gift to women cheesy
...



Cc Mrcork
...Question. .is yor head correct? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by MrCork: 6:35am On Jul 25, 2018
Zealoy:
Why Are Ladies Crazy About Tall Men?

It is common to hear ladies saying thier type of men should be tall. so i really wanna know why ladies go crazy for tall guys. Am not short though.. just curious
....correction. ...Shorts guys all ways cute sexxxxxy gentlemanly & have moiney. ... tall guys r all ways broke! ((REAL TALK )) angry
RomanceRe: Why Are Women Crazy About Tall Men? by MrCork: 6:32am On Jul 25, 2018
Zealoy:
Why Are Ladies Crazy About Tall Men?

It is common to hear ladies saying thier type of men should be tall. so i really wanna know why ladies go crazy for tall guys. Am not short though.. just curious
angry
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by MrCork: 2:56pm On Jul 24, 2018
Prognose:
Take lots of weed. It stimulates hallucinations.
..u tryna be funny? undecided
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by MrCork: 2:55pm On Jul 24, 2018
Prognose:
Take lots of weed. It stimulates hallucinations.
angry
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by MrCork: 1:16pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
LMAO @ Alizard. grin grin grin Alezy is my boo. wink
You have never expressed this sexual fantasy to me so this is news. I don't know about Onstelly and Hisduchess but you can count me out, besides I'm caramel, not light skin. tongue
..and by the way..Onstelly & Hisduchess all ready said yes...THANK ME LATER! ! wink
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by MrCork: 1:14pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
LMAO @ Alizard. grin grin grin Alezy is my boo. wink
You have never expressed this sexual fantasy to me so this is news. I don't know about Onstelly and Hisduchess but you can count me out, besides I'm caramel, not light skin. tongue
...which boo? Alizard? ...pls tell ll him to get the stepping & bakkkkkof from my woman. .I don't share.. angry

..anyways.I wanna have 3 some with u ..Onstelly & Hisduchess becuzz u r lightskin & from the city..Hisduchess is village looking & only Spek pigeon english. .& Onstelly is reform yoruba girl with nice mouth. .we need to discuss! !
wink
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 12:56pm On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Wareva dude.
..b!tch plis chill out... B!tch are u lightskin? cheesy
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by MrCork: 12:46pm On Jul 24, 2018
khiaa:
Alezy, he's messing with me. shocked
...hold up baby. ..u no i all ways wanted to have 3 some with u ..Onstelly & Hisduchess. cheesy

....who .tha heck is Alizard?
undecided
RomanceRe: Ask Me Any Question About Sex by MrCork: 12:39pm On Jul 24, 2018
Prognose:
Go ahead.
...how can I get Hisduchess ..Khiaa & Onstelly for 3 some? smiley
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Dont you use the "B" word on you. Are you crazy? Respect yourself
...calm down b!tch..please calm down. .b!tch is not a cuss word in Europe especially hear in london. ..people say things like *where the b!tches at?*...meaning where are the chicks or ladies. . U sound like a nice chick means u a great b!tch...I think the culture thing is affecting yor thinking cozzz u in Nigeria & am from London. I have lots of b!tches &guess wot..they all wifey material. ...b!tch..Ien well..Be happy! wink
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 11:39am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Please don't test me this early morning. Don't come insulting me for no just cause.


B!tch plis calm down..I will never insult u...all we simply saying is £11 gets a guy pv555y kiss plus hug hear in london. ....u in Nigeria & yet u say u charge £4000...Question. .r u saying £4000 guarantee me pu555y for 2 years..including high & kiss? ((Plis be clear)
smiley
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 11:14am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Enjoy your £11 pv555y.
..errmm calm down b!tch..no need for violent. ..do u relice £11 can buy u loads of stuff there in nigeria including food..wig..generator. .cement..pocket moiney. .shoe ..shirt ..make up. ? .... & isn't 4000 naira equivalent to £4000?..can u cook? undecided undecided
RomanceRe: He Licked My Lips This Break Time by MrCork: 10:53am On Jul 24, 2018
ugandalady:
i paid him 5000 shilling this lunch time, which is less than 2 dollars, to let him lick my down lips.

he happily accepted it with a green apple. but for our concern for the imminent appearance of my roommate, we would had a longer time of sex.

it was not a truly nice experience , for his dick was 80 percent flaccid during the intercourse, since he worried that my roommate could come in. and although he used his mind to lick very hard, the time was short.

really sorry for that ni99er for not ejaculating in this flimsy corpulation, or i should say, fore. play.
^^good news is anybody can fuk u....bad news is any tom dik & Larry can fuk u smiley
TravelRe: 350ft Tall Artificial Waterfall On The Outside Of A Skyscraper In China(Photos) by MrCork: 10:48am On Jul 24, 2018
Explorers:
Residents in Guiyang city, south-west China, thought they were imagining things when they saw a massive waterfall cascading out of a high-rise building in the middle of the street.

The 108-metre-tall (350ft) fall is indeed a part of the towering Liebian Building, located at a public plaza in the city's central business district.

A large tank is installed at the foot of the 121-meter-tall (397ft) skyscraper, where four 185-kilowatt pumps would lift the water to the top of the fall.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/china/article-5982665/Chinese-company-builds-350ft-tall-artificial-waterfall-outside-SKYSCRAPER.html?mrn_rm=rta-fallback
...I hope u homebase people are not planning to go & start fetching water from threre (no ofeense ) undecided
RomanceRe: When It Is Justifiable To Hit A Woman by MrCork: 10:39am On Jul 24, 2018
Elder001:
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

If you can't comprehend a post as simple as the OP then you've no business here.

With a comprehension ability this shallow, I don't think you possess the basic cognitive requirements to participate in this debate. My elementary employment of satire should fall within the purview of your intellectual circumference.
^^bro. .u aint fooling no one on nairaland with yor paragodummytick anglicandolipik thrrads. ..u are a anti Christ
First u created stewwwwepid thread saying god don't exist & now u create thread saying it's ok to hit women back...

..if I had my way..I will soak my hand in kerosene & slap the stupidity outter your ghanabarick face !! (Real talk )
angry
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 10:12am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
4000£ for a start undecided
WTF?...sweery we pay £11 for pu5555555y.. hug & kisd... why are u charging £4000? undecided
RomanceRe: When It Is Justifiable To Hit A Woman by MrCork: 10:02am On Jul 24, 2018
Elder001:
This is what happens when kids get overfed.
..Bro u only sound inteligent to dumb people. .u really think it's ok to hit women? ..
You are a hero to dumb people sir & yor brain need re-tining!! (No ofeense )
undecided
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MrCork: 9:44am On Jul 24, 2018
ibkayee:
Must watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDkg3h8PCVU

The Incredibles 2
7/10, cute movie
..you again? .. anyways how much to enter? cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Married Men Prefer Us To Their Wives - Commercial Sex Workers by MrCork: 9:08am On Jul 24, 2018
Hisduchess:
u are really confused so no need responding to u.
...Hisduchess. .trying to find husband in public toilet is very bad....please stop this!@(no ofeense ) undecided
FamilyRe: Why Married Men Prefer Us To Their Wives - Commercial Sex Workers by MrCork: 9:01am On Jul 24, 2018
Hisduchess:
u are really confused so no need responding to u.

..how?... yor mates look for husband in church or library but u saying u find husband in public toilet like ajegunle.(read yor last post)
.. ... you needs Jesus & we shall prey for u!! ((No ofeense ))
undecided
PetsRe: A Dog's Touching Transformation by MrCork: 8:38am On Jul 24, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You quite the gentleman eh sad
story.. can I kiss u? cheesy

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