Romance › Re: What Do You Like About Yourself by MrCork: 7:04pm On May 15, 2017 |
MissCuppy: I don't have your time pls stop mentioning me. ..u upset I reject u?..u tink u. An jussss have me cozz am from London. Keep dreamin!!!  |
Romance › Re: What Do You Like About Yourself by MrCork: 6:54pm On May 15, 2017 |
MissCuppy: My boyfriend is an American and he got more money than you.
So shift.
...yea we beleaf u..yorrrr boyfriend is jay z.. right,??.. sweeetatt plsss quit tryin to impress me cozzzz am from London..ain't gonna work. U will never find man on nairaland unless u bleach!  |
TV/Movies › Re: 2 Broke Girls, Lets Discuss The Series For The Lovers Of The Comedy.. by MrCork: 6:47pm On May 15, 2017 |
Nickizoe: 2broke girls comedy series ..let's talk bout our favorite actors/actresses ..are u lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: What Do You Like About Yourself by MrCork: 6:45pm On May 15, 2017 |
MissCuppy: See this fo0l, who is talking about colour, na only nairaland you rant about colour when in real life nobody cares about it. ...an by the way..am a Londoner and I gots Moiney  |
Romance › Re: What Do You Like About Yourself by MrCork: 6:44pm On May 15, 2017 |
MissCuppy: See this fo0l, who is talking about colour, na only nairaland you rant about colour when in real life nobody cares about it. ^^^^°atitufe...an then she complains she can't find man on nairaland...sweeetatt..it's not by force to be beauuurifull. If u can't find man,plisss bleach!!(no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 5:53pm On May 15, 2017 |
jashar:
 ...the good news for u is Professorfal.... he dates anything!!  |
Romance › Re: What Do You Like About Yourself by MrCork: 5:48pm On May 15, 2017 |
MissCuppy: I hardly hate someone but when I do, one is one.. . ..ok...So u sayin u hate yorrrr sef cozz u ain't lightskin... correct..cant u bleach?  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 5:31pm On May 15, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127: where is bumbae? Remember that question? 
Confirmed! Son..Bumbae1 belong to me myself an i... Kindly bakkkkk slide!(no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 3:40pm On May 15, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby: this tecknik is already obsolete since 1925 ...why u keep recycling shii? ..don't worry..I will find u man an hook u up wit lefelefu...the fine handsome brother dates anythin!!!( THANK ME LATER)  |
Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by MrCork: 3:38pm On May 15, 2017 |
Destinyy22: I met this awesome guy a month ago, we fell in love with each other and started dating. Later discovered he had a girlfriend somewhere and still loves her so much, I started nagging cos I let go of every other man in my life just to be with him and he wasn't willing to do same. Guess I nagged too much about it and now he wanna leave. I don't wanna lose him, haven't met anyone like him before. I've sent numerous messages and calls to apologise and promised to forget about the other lady but it seems he has made up his mind. Please what do I do ? Took me a long while to find him , don't want to lose him . I 'm 23 years old. STORY...are u lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by MrCork: 3:37pm On May 15, 2017 |
Destinyy22: I met this awesome guy a month ago, we fell in love with each other and started dating. Later discovered he had a girlfriend somewhere and still loves her so much, I started nagging cos I let go of every other man in my life just to be with him and he wasn't willing to do same. Guess I nagged too much about it and now he wanna leave. I don't wanna lose him, haven't met anyone like him before. I've sent numerous messages and calls to apologise and promised to forget about the other lady but it seems he has made up his mind. Please what do I do ? Took me a long while to find him , don't want to lose him . I 'm 23 years old.  |
Events › Re: Is This Bride Romantic? by MrCork: 7:04am On May 15, 2017 |
joyblinks: I attended a friend's wedding reception today and while the event was going on, the MC announced that the bride wants to give us a show. I was like wat does this babe wants to do (cos I knw her to be a drama queen)? She sat the husband on a chair, took a bowl of water, a towel and a perfume. Then she removed his shoes and washed his feet in the midst of everyone, cleaned d feet with the towel and sprayed perfume after which she wore him back his shoes. Everyone gave them a standing ovasion.
If u ask me, I think its Romantic but i want to know what y'all think...
See photos below. ...hello joystick..can we mate?  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 7:00am On May 15, 2017 |
RichieDaVinci01: This is exactly what I was expecting [center][/center]
Thrash ....yea...find a woman an thread will make sence! (,No oofensece)  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 6:55am On May 15, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Marrying A Naija Man Is The Beginning Of All Evil by MrCork: 10:37pm On May 14, 2017 |
professorfal: disoriented chick, its 2017 we have washing machines, dry cleaners or maids who handle dirty laundry.
pounding yam? naah there is grain yam you stir on fire, good restaurants and maids,besides pounded yam isnt an everyday food. you make it occasionally. ^^^° farts near his mouth!!  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 4:30pm On May 14, 2017 |
SNOWCREAM: Girls love Sheraton hotel, which one is sherating?  ..bro..u don't have 6 star hotel s there in Nigeria??... anyways..if u need a woman and u wannnna make it in life.... study the user guide!!(no ooofencse)  |
Romance › Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 4:28pm On May 14, 2017 |
solasolasola: Seun, abeg, find ways to dey prevent posts like this one. Thank you. ..son....there is a reason y freedom of expression was invented...u don't like it..gotttto politics seccxtion!!(no oofensece)  ] |
Phones › Re: Funny Smartphone Wallpapers That Might Help Cure Your Phone Addiction by MrCork: 3:29pm On May 14, 2017 |
MissTechy: As seen on MissTechy . com - Kindly support by visiting the blog eshe
See some of the images below - To see the large version of the wallpaper and DOWNLOAD them to your phone please visit misstechy . com : Thanks
Happy EASTER!!!!! by the way ..madam..can I kiss u?  |
Romance › Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by MrCork(op): 12:22pm On May 14, 2017 |
Guys today is yorrrr locky day and after using this technic,u will move up in life....this can be used for any single or marrrrrreid chick....
Step1 Choose which chick u want cozzzz there are about 500million chicks. 
Step2 Choose which complexsion u want cozzzz there are about 900 million dakskin chicks an only 290 lightskin chicks acordin to poll result 
Step 3 Yorrrr first appppproach muss always be on queens English an not pigeon English ( Homebase people plisss take note) .. pigeon English make u sound like farmer!! No ooofensece! 
Step 4 Once u catch the chick,jusss say this:. ** 000 by the way,someone stole my BMW M-Tek yessssstaday an am jusss waitin for a replacement Range rover spot at sherating hotel...truss me..chicks love that hotel!! 
Step 5 She will then ask u if u marrrrrreid and how many kid u want.... jussss tell her this: ...sweettttat..u the chooosen one to bear my fruit & gran fruits!!...
this will put a smile on her face (truss me) 
Conclusion Guys...THANK ME LATER!!! 
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Romance › Re: Questions For Romancelanders Girls by MrCork: 11:47am On May 14, 2017 |
plenitude: If guys were able to get pregnant and deliver babies, how many kids would you love to have bro u pregnant? (No oofensece)  |
Romance › Re: Questions For Romancelanders Girls by MrCork: 11:46am On May 14, 2017 |
plenitude: If guys were able to get pregnant and deliver babies, how many kids would you love to have  |
Romance › Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by MrCork: 11:30am On May 14, 2017 |
chidi4sam: I am writing this based on experience. Sex outside marriage is simply worthless. I am not the too much sex type. But when I was single, a day hardly passes without me having the thought of sleeping with a lady. But I prayerfully overcame it any time it arises. Except on VERY few occasions I am with my babe. I always say to myself, "one day, I shall marry and always have it whenever I so desire". Now what surprises me the most is this; since after my marriage, the thought to have sex and the urge suddenly disappeared. To even have an erection is a serious issue. It's over a month of my marriage yet no sex has taken place. I'm even scared if I suddenly became impotent. My advise is this; "illegal sex doesn't worth it. Channel your youthful energies to something more profitable. Sex will come @the right time. Sex isn't what people term it to be. It is just a means the devil uses to destroy lives. God bless you for reading. ...so watching blueee film alone is not a sin?.. correct?  |
Celebrities › Re: Mind Blowing Nigerian Jokes That Will Leave Wanting For More by MrCork: 11:27am On May 14, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Ladies: This Hot US Based Nigerian Man Will Leave You Swooning by MrCork: 11:23am On May 14, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Ladies: This Hot US Based Nigerian Man Will Leave You Swooning by MrCork: 11:20am On May 14, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Please Help! I Am 27 Years Old And My Mother Still Beats Me by MrCork: 5:36am On May 14, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Guys: Be Careful In Atlanta. She might be a man. by MrCork: 5:32am On May 14, 2017 |
2buffagain: Atlanta is known as the place with the best looking black women in the US....but it's also known for other things!
If you ever find yourself in ATL and you're checking out a woman, just be sure that she is ACTUALLY a woman and not a man.  Now you might be thinking, "I'm not daft. I can tell the difference between a man and a woman"....well, my guy, levels don change O. 
Most of them will even tell you what they are so you can't say anybody decieved you. On this thread I will be posting confirmed pics of some of ATL's traps / Trannies (aka 3-legged girls) ^°°^^STORYiiii... Kaiiiii..Moi will definitely pour inside!!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Share Your April Fool Experience by MrCork: 10:53pm On May 13, 2017 |
amiibaby: Good day guys today is April 1st
I will start by sharing mine
I was sleeping wen I heard my neighbor bang on the door the banging was so loud that I feared something was realy wrong. When I opened the door she told me that my moms house has caught fire immediately I rushed to my parents house which is not too far from where I stay on reaching there I discovered that it was all a lie when I got home she told me it was April fool.
I was really pissed that I slapped her and we started fighting lol madam ..can I mate wit u.?...I have moiney  |
Romance › Re: Good Night Everyone.... by MrCork(op): 10:51pm On May 13, 2017 |
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Celebrities › Re: Elvis Madu 'Eze Money' Gets Son A Matching BMW Jeep For His 1st Birthday by MrCork: 10:49pm On May 13, 2017 |
emeijeh: I know E-money. I knew the late Ezego of the '90s.
Who is Eze money again? 
Nice car tho' ...U NO HIM BUT HE DONT NO U... STOP LYIN JORRRR!!(no oofensece)/  |
Romance › Re: Curvy Black Girl Calls Her White Lover Her Slave Master, Blasts Black Men (Pics by MrCork: 3:27pm On May 13, 2017 |
[quote author=SirMichael1 post=56484515][font=serif][color=blue][i] Hey black áss bîtçh! You married a gold digger, fool! Ever heard of that word?? Seem not. Go to YouTube. Go on. Type gold digger and see the search results. Or your wife probably married you because of your dîck size and nothing else. I tell you, black men are in great demand over there. Wait! Did I just write black men?? That was a mistake. I meant to write 'black men's dîck are in high demand' Oops!  I just let a cat out of a bag. Asshôle, we live in the 21st century and a woman's mundane desires are material possession in form of gold necklaces, bags. Money gives you all that I believe the word for your wife is puta. Sit your àss down and quote someone you can handle. I don't like doing this but you darn cretins won't stop hitting on my nerve. How the fuçk were you mentioned in my comment? Air your opinion and restrain from my path. Irk me no further môron Farts near his mouth...twice  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by MrCork: 3:03pm On May 13, 2017 |
Tinyemeka: Goanddie! No oofiense!  ^^^^that boy die in jail  |