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RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Cherlene!!!! by MrCork: 12:53pm On May 13, 2017
Kenneth205:
Cc:

Papikush

Iamdino

Oyind17

Iykekelvins

DaddySly

Berlynn

Confistified

Handsam

DaddySLY

ObiorotheSubtle

Cherlene

PeachyP

Lsofdk

Qhutetomsel

Juhan

Tosyne2much

Omavik

Vicstar

Ivyy

Susan404

Esosu02
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CelebritiesRe: I Go Dye Builds A House For His Mother (Photo) by MrCork: 12:51pm On May 13, 2017
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by MrCork: 12:48pm On May 13, 2017
lonelydora:
I never knew you can be this supportive to our brother. Keep it up bro.
...which brother??... That man is a criminal..you people in that Nigeria so backwards.. you worship criminals. When police catch criminal,u blame police...but when criminal s escape and bring Moiney baccccckto that Nigeria,u worship them..,SHAME ON (no ooofencse) angry
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by MrCork: 12:37pm On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:
Pure bullying.

These guys should leave Chinedu alone,as he has not broken any international laws.

$10,000 and above, is what is required by law in any part of the world to be declared if carried by a traveler.

Of course he is a Nigerian,so fair game for bullying and harassment.
..bully how??...if he nott a theif then why he hide the Moiney??..HE GUILTY!! angry
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested At Malawi Airport For Attempting To Externalize $7000 (Pic by MrCork: 12:33pm On May 13, 2017
HungerBAD:
Pure bullying.

These guys should leave Chinedu alone,as he has not broken any international laws.

$10,000 and above, is what is required by law in any part of the world to be declared if carried by a traveler.

Of course he is a Nigerian,so fair game for bullying and harassment.
angry
CelebritiesRe: This Photo Of 2face, Kanu Nwankwo And Okocha Is Everything by MrCork: 10:57am On May 13, 2017
RomanceRe: ((((((( MY GRIEF )))))))) - Professorfal by MrCork: 8:53pm On May 12, 2017
professorfal:
motherfucker_!!!!
..stop derailing yorrr dumb thread undecided
RomanceRe: ((((((( MY GRIEF )))))))) - Professorfal by MrCork: 8:44pm On May 12, 2017
[quote author=professorfal post=54466696][/quote].^^^farts on his face... twice!! wink
CelebritiesRe: R Kelly Remixed Davido’s Song ”IF” by MrCork: 6:05pm On May 12, 2017
newsynews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUzOcRKf0aU

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_f9SpFH2x/?taken-by=davidoofficial


It is no more news that Nigerian Music is making huge wave in the world right now. The Afrobeat inspired sound has drawn the attention of top American artiste to Nigeria as we see them featuring in songs with our stars. The latest we have is RnB Legend, R Kelly doing a cover of Davido’s hit song ”If”. The Nigerian sensation shared a video of the song blasting from a car stereo on his Instagram page which shows London as his location. Few months back, he claimed his deal with Sony Music required him to change his style to something appealing to the international audience. This made him to struggle for a while untile he decided that it was best he remained true to his roots. He is glad it is all paying off now as he captioned the video in the below manner.




http://wotzup.ng/american-rnb-legend-r-kelly-has-done-a-cover-of-davidos-hit-song-if/
..That's not R Kellie. Davido can't speak English!!!( No oofensece) angry
CelebritiesRe: R Kelly Remixed Davido’s Song ”IF” by MrCork: 6:03pm On May 12, 2017
newsynews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUzOcRKf0aU

https://www.instagram.com/p/BT_f9SpFH2x/?taken-by=davidoofficial


It is no more news that Nigerian Music is making huge wave in the world right now. The Afrobeat inspired sound has drawn the attention of top American artiste to Nigeria as we see them featuring in songs with our stars. The latest we have is RnB Legend, R Kelly doing a cover of Davido’s hit song ”If”. The Nigerian sensation shared a video of the song blasting from a car stereo on his Instagram page which shows London as his location. Few months back, he claimed his deal with Sony Music required him to change his style to something appealing to the international audience. This made him to struggle for a while untile he decided that it was best he remained true to his roots. He is glad it is all paying off now as he captioned the video in the below manner.




http://wotzup.ng/american-rnb-legend-r-kelly-has-done-a-cover-of-davidos-hit-song-if/
angry
RomanceRe: Oh Nooooooo...not again! by MrCork(op): 12:40pm On May 12, 2017
SirMichael1:
But you for know you're a dumb bïtch right?


Only people in Nigeria use the word 'toast' and clearly you pretend not to be one.

Poor dude
^^^^ see this Uganda Michael Jackson....am I yorrrr mate? ..eddddiot boy..Who told u am in Nigeria?..and if u don't callllit toast..what do u callllllit? ..chat?..Bumbae1 need to slap yorrrr face..Goat!! (No oofensece) angry
RomanceOh Nooooooo...not again! by MrCork(op): 8:05am On May 12, 2017
..ok....I toasted a chick at the bustop this morning an forgot to get her digits .. would u belief she dint even have the commmmon sense to remind me when me bus arrive!... why do black women keep behavin like this? (No oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Things A Guy Shouldn't Ask A Lady On A First Date. by MrCork: 9:48pm On May 11, 2017
comshots:
While most of us guys are too inquisitive when we want to woo our heartthrob,some of us are discreet so that we will not look depressed with what she is going to tell us about herself.
However,most ladies on their part don't like to reveal some certain secret to her toaster.She doesn't want to be seen as a promiscuous girl.Rather she want to be seen as a decent girl even though she has a dirty past.
Below are the list of things a toaster shouldn't ask his date.
1.Are you a virgin?
2.How many boyfriends do you have?
3.How old were you disvirgin?
4.Do you love me?
5.How many times have you done abortion?
These questions can end a date.
...if we don't ask for punnnnny..so was the point of datin? Bro are u white? (No oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Things A Guy Shouldn't Ask A Lady On A First Date. by MrCork: 9:47pm On May 11, 2017
comshots:
While most of us guys are too inquisitive when we want to woo our heartthrob,some of us are discreet so that we will not look depressed with what she is going to tell us about herself.
However,most ladies on their part don't like to reveal some certain secret to her toaster.She doesn't want to be seen as a promiscuous girl.Rather she want to be seen as a decent girl even though she has a dirty past.
Below are the list of things a toaster shouldn't ask his date.
1.Are you a virgin?
2.How many boyfriends do you have?
3.How old were you disvirgin?
4.Do you love me?
5.How many times have you done abortion?
These questions can end a date.
angry
RomanceRe: Let Us Make 2017 Miss Nairaland Great by MrCork: 9:44pm On May 11, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
I had to modify this thread because I didn't know why the previous one was remove. Any way, here is my suggestion.

I beg to ask Mr. Osewa that sir, please , there should be measures to implement to make Miss Nairaland contest this year great.

As a newbie who has taken the pain to go through all the threads of the last contest I have realised that last year's own was too contentious.


Suggestions:

1) There Should be No formation of groups

2) All campaign managers should sign an agreement that they will not coax or intimidate their candidate into parting with their prize money as witnessed in last year's contest where 5k brought in controversy.

3) there shall be no leaks of private photos and children of the contestants

4)no screenshots of private convo and more.

I think Mr. Osewa should allow this year roll by without the contests as some group (plurimi) has already been formed for the sole purpose of Mr and miss Nairaland by one of the person who brought the last contest to shame.

Thank you sir.
... STORY...as looooogas she lightskin..we happy!! angry
RomanceRe: Let Us Make 2017 Miss Nairaland Great by MrCork: 9:41pm On May 11, 2017
NairalandHeroes:
I had to modify this thread because I didn't know why the previous one was remove. Any way, here is my suggestion.

I beg to ask Mr. Osewa that sir, please , there should be measures to implement to make Miss Nairaland contest this year great.

As a newbie who has taken the pain to go through all the threads of the last contest I have realised that last year's own was too contentious.


Suggestions:

1) There Should be No formation of groups

2) All campaign managers should sign an agreement that they will not coax or intimidate their candidate into parting with their prize money as witnessed in last year's contest where 5k brought in controversy.

3) there shall be no leaks of private photos and children of the contestants

4)no screenshots of private convo and more.

I think Mr. Osewa should allow this year roll by without the contests as some group (plurimi) has already been formed for the sole purpose of Mr and miss Nairaland by one of the person who brought the last contest to shame.

Thank you sir.
angry
EducationRe: Please Who Can Help Me To Answer This Question by MrCork: 9:40pm On May 11, 2017
amybel:
why are gases more easily compressed than liquids?
please help me out before my exam.Waitinggggggggg
.



...kaiiii... see booobsi...who's that booooobsi nexxxxxtu u? tongue
SportsRe: Okocha, Maradona And Amaju Pinnick Pictured Together by MrCork: 9:38pm On May 11, 2017
kambee:
Baba please go easy on him....but wait who doesn't know Amajuoritse huh na wa for some people
..^^^ kaiiii...see booobsi!! tongue
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan At Rivers Golden Jubilee Women's Day (Photos) by MrCork: 9:35pm On May 11, 2017
chimere66:
Women must struggle for political power says Governor Wike

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has advised women to struggle for power, rather than expect that men will bequeath power to them on a platter of gold.

This is as Former First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan declared that Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has worked hard to empower Rivers women.

Also, Wife of the Rivers State Governor, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike described  her husband  as a women-friendly governor who is implementing  policies and programmes to uplift  women.

They spoke at the Women’s Day of the Rivers Golden Jubilee Celebration in Port Harcourt on Thursday.

Governor Wike said that nobody is stopping women from excelling  in the political arena, pointing  out  that women must work  for their political  emancipation.

He said: "When it comes to power, you have to struggle for  it. If you  are prepared for politics, you must equipment yourself ".

The governor urged women  not to beg for positions. He said they should set up structures that would help them get political  mileage.

He, however, assured Rivers women that he will  continue to work for their development  and growth in all spheres  of life.

The governor  announced that his administration  will  construct  a women development  centre with all facilities to empower Women.

Former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan said Rivers women will remain grateful  to Governor Wike  for giving them political and professional leverage.

She said that the governor’s  choice of female deputy governor  and the appointment of the first female Chief Judge and President of Customary Court of Appeal ensured that Rivers women took their pride of place in politics.

Wife of the Rivers State Governor, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike said the Women’s Day  is set aside to honour women for their contributions  to  the  creation and growth of the state.

While saying that efforts to empower Women must be strengthened, Justice Nyesom-Wike noted that women have attained  positions of responsibility, not envisaged  before.

In her guest lecture, Wife of Former President of Nigeria, Professor Uche Nnamdi Azikiwe said violence can only be reduced across the world when women assume  leadership.

In her paper titled: "Status of Women and politics in Nigeria ",,Prof  Azikiwe said the political  marginalisation  being suffered by women  are man-made.

She urged women to unite  and play significant  roles in their respective communities. She called for urgent steps  to address the dwindling fortunes of women in Nigerian politics.

Chairman of the Rivers Golden Jubilee Committee, Chief Ferdinand Alabrabra lauded Rivers women for their roles in the development of the state.

The Women’s Day of the Rivers Golden Jubilee Celebration witnessed Special Songs by New Rivers Vision Women Team, cuisine, art and craft competition, traditional dances and traditional fashion parade.

Highpoint  of the event was the special recognition and presentation of gifts to Former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, Wife of the Former President, Professor Uche Nnamdi Azikiwe, Ms Ankio Briggs, Deputy Governor Ipalibo Harry Banigo, Mrs Hannah Aguma and other women by the Wife of the Rivers State Governor, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike.

Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers Governor,
Electronic Media.
11th May, 2017

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/patience-jonathanwikejustice-eberechi.html
. Georgeous how?...is she lightskin...can u date her? angry
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan At Rivers Golden Jubilee Women's Day (Photos) by MrCork: 9:33pm On May 11, 2017
chimere66:
Women must struggle for political power says Governor Wike

Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has advised women to struggle for power, rather than expect that men will bequeath power to them on a platter of gold.

This is as Former First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan declared that Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has worked hard to empower Rivers women.

Also, Wife of the Rivers State Governor, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike described  her husband  as a women-friendly governor who is implementing  policies and programmes to uplift  women.

They spoke at the Women’s Day of the Rivers Golden Jubilee Celebration in Port Harcourt on Thursday.

Governor Wike said that nobody is stopping women from excelling  in the political arena, pointing  out  that women must work  for their political  emancipation.

He said: "When it comes to power, you have to struggle for  it. If you  are prepared for politics, you must equipment yourself ".

The governor urged women  not to beg for positions. He said they should set up structures that would help them get political  mileage.

He, however, assured Rivers women that he will  continue to work for their development  and growth in all spheres  of life.

The governor  announced that his administration  will  construct  a women development  centre with all facilities to empower Women.

Former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan said Rivers women will remain grateful  to Governor Wike  for giving them political and professional leverage.

She said that the governor’s  choice of female deputy governor  and the appointment of the first female Chief Judge and President of Customary Court of Appeal ensured that Rivers women took their pride of place in politics.

Wife of the Rivers State Governor, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike said the Women’s Day  is set aside to honour women for their contributions  to  the  creation and growth of the state.

While saying that efforts to empower Women must be strengthened, Justice Nyesom-Wike noted that women have attained  positions of responsibility, not envisaged  before.

In her guest lecture, Wife of Former President of Nigeria, Professor Uche Nnamdi Azikiwe said violence can only be reduced across the world when women assume  leadership.

In her paper titled: "Status of Women and politics in Nigeria ",,Prof  Azikiwe said the political  marginalisation  being suffered by women  are man-made.

She urged women to unite  and play significant  roles in their respective communities. She called for urgent steps  to address the dwindling fortunes of women in Nigerian politics.

Chairman of the Rivers Golden Jubilee Committee, Chief Ferdinand Alabrabra lauded Rivers women for their roles in the development of the state.

The Women’s Day of the Rivers Golden Jubilee Celebration witnessed Special Songs by New Rivers Vision Women Team, cuisine, art and craft competition, traditional dances and traditional fashion parade.

Highpoint  of the event was the special recognition and presentation of gifts to Former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, Wife of the Former President, Professor Uche Nnamdi Azikiwe, Ms Ankio Briggs, Deputy Governor Ipalibo Harry Banigo, Mrs Hannah Aguma and other women by the Wife of the Rivers State Governor, Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike.

Simeon Nwakaudu,
Special Assistant to the Rivers Governor,
Electronic Media.
11th May, 2017

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/05/patience-jonathanwikejustice-eberechi.html
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RomanceRe: Curvaceous Lady With Hot Bum Bum Sets Social Media On Fire With Seductive Photos by MrCork: 8:51am On May 11, 2017
Storylife1:
This curvy lady is the exact definition of the beauty in the black skin colour which negates the trend of bleaching by African ladies who feel they can only become more attractive and beautiful when they tone their skin.This is Sanchoka from Tanzania, Africa. She is very black and proud to be African. She is one of the most coveted African ladies on social media as she constantly uploads appealing photos to arouse her thousands of followers.

Sanchi as she is fondly called is an entrepreneur who runs a small scale company named the Golden Eyes Traders LTD. She is also a model and an artist doing well in her own right. see more photo
https://africanscope.com.ng/curvaceous-lady-hot-bum-bum-sets-social-media-fire-seductive-photossanchoka/
...kaiiii...i dare her to sit on my face! cheesy
RomanceRe: Good Morning Unemploy Nairalanders.... by MrCork(op): 8:49am On May 11, 2017
... anyways good morning all..have a blessed day...employ or unemployment! cheesy
RomanceRe: Good Morning Unemploy Nairalanders.... by MrCork(op): 8:47am On May 11, 2017
Fernandowski:
if only your dad knew, he could have jerked off and save himself from all this disgrace


if only he knew!!!!!
^^^^ther u go...^11 year old boy suffffarrrin from anger manage ment ... side effect of unemployment!!(no ofeeense) undecided
RomanceRe: If A Girl Raped A Boy And The Girl Got Pregnant Is The Boy Responsible ? by MrCork: 10:38pm On May 10, 2017
SexyNairalander:
brotherly you must be a Yoruba fellow cos you guys always want respect everywhere you go


if I may ask how will you think you are older than me
...bro am from London..u ain't! (No oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by MrCork: 8:51pm On May 10, 2017
professorfal:
you know what makes slay queens so special? they have this......
^^^^^nairalands favourite crackhead..... good evening sir!! smiley
RomanceRe: Message To Slay Queens. by MrCork: 8:47pm On May 10, 2017
optional1:
A lady got a job as an assistant teacher a week ago, she was sacked today. Why was she fired?
1. She cant take care of the kids under her care.
2. She doesn't care about any of the kids, all she care about is herself and how she is looking for the day.
3. A kid will mess up his/her self, she will pretend as if she didn't see the kid. She will just tie the kid's pant inside leather and dump it inside the kid's lunch bag.
4. For her to assist the kids during break time to open their warmers/coolers so they can eat she won't, instead she will cross her legs watching the head teacher doing all the opening. Furthermore, For her to sweep after the kids have finish eating she won't. Whenever she is been queried, she will say she can't be washing kids poo poo.. If you can't, what about the rest of the work in the class and then she will keep quiet..
5. She can't recognise more than 5kids out of 30kids in that class..


Why should a lady who is of marriageable age will be behaving like this for God sakehuh And this is someone that will one day marry and have her own kids, i keep asking myself, who will do all that for herhuh... Mehuh



All those forming Slay queens out there, you will marry and things you say you can't do, you must do them without any help from anyone.. At every job opportunity, grab it with both hands and give it your best, believe me, you are working your way up to the top and nothing is too small to start with. Learn from those you meet at your new place of work. The experience you will learn is important than the money they will pay you...


This is my 5th month as an assistant teacher in this school and the experience i have learnt so far will surely help me in raising my own kids in future without the help of anyone...


Slay queens wise up life is not all about bed of roses, breakfast on bed.... And i am sure this lady will be boasting on how many kids she will have and how her home will be like... You are planning for the future without managing and learning from the present and past slay queens welldone.... We won't know what we have until we lose them and are in need of it..
angry
RomanceRe: That Small Boy Of Yesterday Is Now A Bigger Man .. Wow by MrCork: 8:46pm On May 10, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Sometimes when I look back, I thank God for my journey so far.

I started running my race way too early and now we here. Wow grin

August 19th is the date.
Woulda loved to throw the gate open to few Geez on here but scared I might be poisoned
So no need.


The first pic the younger me

The second pic the older me

Throwback and recent (2days ago)



Don't be mad guys..
Just keeping it real.


Bless!


(Small Boy)
angry
RomanceRe: That Small Boy Of Yesterday Is Now A Bigger Man .. Wow by MrCork: 8:46pm On May 10, 2017
Marinee:
You no change at all.. You must be a vampire undecided undecided
...who's the fine lightskin babe in your profile an why do u homebase chick enjoy stealin people foto? (No oofensece) angry
RomanceRe: That Small Boy Of Yesterday Is Now A Bigger Man .. Wow by MrCork: 8:43pm On May 10, 2017
Paulpaulpaul:
Airforce1 don de mad again ooooooh





Happy for you sha, you are still alive.
angry
RomanceRe: If A Girl Raped A Boy And The Girl Got Pregnant Is The Boy Responsible ? by MrCork: 8:40pm On May 10, 2017
SexyNairalander:
trying to be funny?
...bro am I yorrrr mate? undecided
RomanceRe: If A Girl Raped A Boy And The Girl Got Pregnant Is The Boy Responsible ? by MrCork: 6:16pm On May 10, 2017
SexyNairalander:
This question has been trending today so my dear nairalanders what's your answer and reason


just for fun. . .feel free to invite your friends
...bro u pregnant? undecided
RomanceRe: Good Morning Unemploy Nairalanders.... by MrCork(op): 5:51pm On May 10, 2017
coolestchris:
[color=Red]I doubt if you have everything used ur brain before [/color]

[color=Red]watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"[/color]
..son..i can help.do u need a job? wink

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