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kateskitty:
Q: Why should a woman know how to cook?
A: You are an adult.

If your parents could cook for you from when you were little up until when they shipped you off to college , that shows that they are matured and responsible adults. So at some point in your miserable life , you will have to learn to be independent and grow up, hence, cooking for yourself will become very necessary.
Buying food from outside may seem easy and convenient at first but it is not so in the long run. You’ll understand once you take up cooking at home, that you are able to cook to your taste and manage your weight by managing what you eat.
Chopping the vegetables, peeling, stirring a pot of soup or sauce, baking while you let your mind wander and drift away from worries – this is what cooking is about, it can help to ease stress and release your tensions.
When you eat in a restaurant you are not just paying for the food but also the building where you're eating, the staff who served you, the service, and other costs involved with the restaurant, so you can't compare cooking for yourself to eating out. Cooking is a great way to save money on food.
Women who can cook are more appealing to men, and men who cook are more appealing to women, there is nothing hotter than a guy who can cook. Who isn’t impressed with their partner who cooks well? Cooking for yourself helps you control the ingredients, so you can avoid using the unhealthy additives and preservatives used in processed food.
I personally feel that cooking is a basic life skill that everyone should learn. This skill is an amazing combination of art and science. It will definitely help to improve your life. So it's not about being a woman, it's about being a fvcking adult

FunnyDude:
I will be 24 years old and through with my studies this year by the special grace.My worries is that my friends doubt me of having a GF, their claim is that I don't always have time for ladies.
please am I Normal at this age.

booqee:
I totally understand you but it ain't easy for me as a celebrity.. Ur not the only one craving for my attention. But still thanks for your love. I regard you as one of my numerous fans

booqee:
you sure must be living in the cave.. Cos you're so 1930. Bro this is a freaking ooooold old thread mehn.. Wake up this is 2016!!!!!!!

Bush pig!!

MzNelly:
Romantic?
My brothers from the east please

NEHLIVE:
According to a video that's gone viral on Facebook, here is what happened. This man went to a brothel in Benin to have fun with one of the prostitutes. Everything was going on fine at first as he tripped the babe and even bought her cooked noodles. They got inside the lady's room and he started romancing her. The lady asked him to pay but he insisted he hasn't done the real thing and that he wasn't going to pay unless he does the "real thing" with her. The lady kept insisting that romancing was as good as doing the "real thing". Lol. And she held him by his trousers shouting on him with an aim to disgrace him even as her colleague came out of their rooms. The guy held her tight by her jeans too insisting they must go inside and do the real thing, because according to hiim "You cannot be paid for what you didnot work. It is btter you let us go back insde and do me well, and I go give you your money with no wahala. Shikena. We are in a democracy". More photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-prostitutes-publicly-disgraces.html

MrCork:
...did they abuse u.?

Toks2008:
If there is one thing that will always baffle me on nairaland or other online social media platform,it is the way some people curse and abuse others with such recklessness not because they were abused by that person but because the person was simply stating an opinionated view.

In any social interaction,everyone has the right to express his or her opinion no matter how lame or awkward and no one has the justifiable reason to curse or slander such but should rather respond by expressing a contrary notion if needs be in an intellectual and responsible manner without any form of insults or jabs.

I have come to a conclusion that anyone who abuses, bullies, deliberately insults/provokes, fights, or wishes harm to any other person whether on or off-line just because such expressed an opinion is not only unstable mentally but such is also of a very low intelligent quotient(IQ) and a potential danger physically and emotionally to people around him or her

Such person whether male or female is not worth co-existing with any human but should take a home with the animals in the jungle.

Toks2008:
If there is one thing that will always baffle me on nairaland or other online social media platform,it is the way some people curse and abuse others with such recklessness not because they were abused by that person but because the person was simply stating an opinionated view.

In any social interaction,everyone has the right to express his or her opinion no matter how lame or awkward and no one has the justifiable reason to curse or slander such but should rather respond by expressing a contrary notion if needs be in an intellectual and responsible manner without any form of insults or jabs.

I have come to a conclusion that anyone who abuses, bullies, deliberately insults/provokes, fights, or wishes harm to any other person whether on or off-line just because such expressed an opinion is not only unstable mentally but such is also of a very low intelligent quotient(IQ) and a potential danger physically and emotionally to people around him or her

Such person whether male or female is not worth co-existing with any human but should take a home with the animals in the jungle.

wwhitewitch:
Have you ever seen a ghost in real life or have any spiritual experience? "i have had spiritual encounters, one was when i saw a lady in a sementary, when i was passing by, i excused her hoping to woo her and she told me to my face that i should not disturb her and that she is on a mission to meet a guy and that normally she would have attack me for stopping her but im a lucky guy and that she just liked me instantly, behold brothers and sisters when she left me and i turn back she was nowhere to be found. "that month i started seeing all the ladies in school as ghost, i was scared to even say hi to a girl. "share your experiences. "cc lalasticlala

onila:
now I know why boys ask for nud-e pictures

I get horn-y excited when I observe he has changed his facebook picture or add a new picture on instagram

I just see him as a new person
and my inner craziness abt him becomes more crazy

and I just feel like fccking him right that moment
if hes not ard, I just wanna masturbate with his new picture on facebook

booqee:
you sure must be living in the cave.. Cos you're so 1930. Bro this is a freaking ooooold old thread mehn.. Wake up this is 2016!!!!!!!

Bush pig!!

[size=32pt] ^^^^^ old Cargo!!!![/size]

booqee:
you sure must be living in the cave.. Cos you're so 1930. Bro this is a freaking ooooold old thread mehn.. Wake up this is 2016!!!!!!!

Bush pig!!

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vanessa566:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHA
My day was tough but this made my day, made me rotfl

^^^^YEEEEEEEEEPA.... SEE NYANSH!!!

booqee:
*clears throat* ahem! Thank God the thread has been dumped in the jokes section. So no need for serious comment.
ahem!!!!!

[size=32pt] ^^^ GOAT!!!![/size]

lilzcee:
u are very senseless, is either u are silly or u are losing it, why can't u read the thread very well

andyanders:
Mr. Cock, you are a big boy now, allow those guys be cus they cannot macth your person. Happy new yr jari.

WORD!!

lilzcee:
not nairaland real life

IamLEGEND1:
Dazryt... They're so proud of me

But I still want ur díck for dessert.

u like deep throat?

lilzcee:
Am currently single and searching, there is this girl i found, i love her, i have told her my mind, buh she said No, she was the one that told my friend that she is available for me, i wasted time cux i was afraid she might reject me, i finally did, she told me that she was dating, i realised that she has the mentality that am rich so she ask for money which i don't have, because i can't spend on a girl that is yet to be my boo, am 18yrs and she is 20, buh if u see me, u say, am older than her, she knows that she is older than me, buh am tall while she is average, buh i still don't understand, why she is saying No to me, we were friends and we are still friends buh i love her, am an introverts, i don't like going close to her, i don't also like someone coming close to me, i love having time for myself, my brother is her best friend, my brother knows her secret more than me, buh my brother is seriously engaged with another girl, i told her on wednesday lemme take her out buh she said No, will i eat her?

IamLEGEND1:
yes pls!

I would have an Irish,a Senegalese and a couple of Asian dícks pls.

IamLEGEND1:
This kyn stretch marks get as dem be...e big pass some guys díck for NL

cokacoola:
Seun ==> baba, what is it na, we want to see mrs seun this year abi you want to be the first man to reach his "manupause"

Kingtom ==> oqa abeq leave romancelanders girls for them boys na.... I heard that almost 5 qot preggy for you last year

Mrcork==> abeq come and marry, we get liqht qirls here in naija both the bleached ones

Airforce1==> i hear say your elder brother "VIC O" don release em album for "TWITTER" bros since album no let you release plss go and marry

Naijaboiy==> they there they form "TREY SONG" o wey that fine boy expire even my grandma no gree for you

Tosyne2much==> oga top ten please stop blashing them ladies and go find a wife.

Onila==> madam, keep shouting team virgin till we start seeing you in MFM praying and fasting for husband

Prettythicksme==> aunty, another saturday has passed oo

Obontami: the only bros wey cry wey em asha.wo babe go transfer, you and FTBOY should go and marry o

pussyysandie==> buh why person go they answer this khnda na, madam go and marry and stop flushing innocent kids

Mention that nairalander that is old enough for marriage but still single and ask him to go marry

N0te: this thread is not to insult or harm anyone just for fun

farano:
I think most of the time, it simply means "I'd like to see you in this" or "I hope to see this on the floor next to my bed soon" .
It is highly suspicious especially from someone who is not your boyfriend, because it is so forward. What do you think?

mizquote:
I'm not her.

ONILA STOP LYIN!!

Jaynec:
yes oooo !!!

Oyind17:
Set the world on fire with your dreams and
use the flame to light a birthday candle. HAPPY
BIRTHDAY !!



Happy birthday pretty!


Cc: prettythickme