₦airaland Forum

tucky200:
It's school..u that went to school (no *offense*)

Calyb:
I am about to construct a 10ftx10ftx4ft concrete pond in Abuja. The ponds are six in numbers and I decide to bring the work done as I kick off tomorrow. Pictures of the site will be constantly drop here to allow room for recommendation and observation. Pls kindly inform the room if any observation is seen. Thanks.

Trending:
https://i.imgur.com/gBwnWZc.jpg

lols,Nigerian are creative sha,found this pic online and decided to share.

http://yesreport..com/2015/08/checkout-this-made-in-mbaise-copter.html?m=0

thepinkcrystal:
LMAO! Basketmouth Comes For Peter Okoye, Flavour & Iyanya With Shirtless Photo
AUGUST 7, 2015 in Celebrity

https://www.that1960chick.com/wp-content/uploads/Basketmouth_Shirtless_that1960chick.png

Peter Okoye, Flavour N’ Abania & Iyanya are known for regularly setting thirst traps for the ladies on the ‘gram with their shirtless photos showing off their ripped chests and six packs. But they aren’t the only male celebs showing what they are working with…Basketmouth is too!

Yes o!!!

Today the comedian took on our favourites shirtless boys, with a top-less pic of his own! Showing off his two-pack he wrote,

''Flavour, Iyanya,Peter Okoye and the rest of you flexing 6 packs up and down……the war is on. Aiming for 48 packs….pack sef go de my knee.''


LMAO! This dude is too funny! Bright not everyone is meant to have a 6 or 48 pack! Your one pack looks fine jare…nothing do you!

https://www.that1960chick.com/wp-content/uploads/PeterOkoyePostWorkout_that1960chickdotcom.jpg

https://www.that1960chick.com/wp-content/uploads/FlavourNAbiana_that1960chickdotcom.jpg

https://www.that1960chick.com/wp-content/uploads/IyanyaShirtless_that1960chick.com_.png


LADIES ARE YOU FEELIN’ BASKETMOUTH’S SHIRTLESS LOOK?

Image Credit: Instagram/Basketmouth



https://instagram.com/p/6Ej8VvHTh3/?taken-by=basketmouth

angieberry:
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Jenny1010:
I was with my girlfriends in a fastfood, eating and chatting, when this guy step in through the door. He walk up to the chef and placed his order. As the chef was getting his request , this guy kept grabbing his joystick without minding that he is in public.
This is not the first time I have seen guys grab their joystick while standing there talking to you, and I keep wondering what is the point behind this?
One of my girlfriend said that , guys who do that have itchy balls . I don't know if this is true. Maybe it's just to check If the junk is still there. The most annoying part is that they always want to shake hands afterwards. It's frickin' WEIRD

What really is the point behind this act?

lekanolas:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-menu/news/62075-jss-3-girl-commits-suicide-over-love-affair

vizkiz:
I have come to notice these few similarities all nairalanders share in common. You might defend yourself but I am sure you have one of these traits in you as a nairalander

1.nairalanders are lie detectors: don't even try and come to Nairaland and start updating fake stories and typing stuffs you don't have solid prove about. Believe me, they will shoot you down before you get startted that is where you see stuffs like "pictures or I don't believe it (believe me, this was trending on Nairaland more than buhari)

2.you are treated as an equal: outside Nairaland, you might be known as a public figure, but trust me when I say "you are a nobody" when you are under this roof with us. If you act anyhow, you go chop ban end of story.

3. we are always ready for anything: you can never catch a nairalander off gaurd! We always have something to type to defend ourselves from bullies. And believe me, you should be ready to finsih whatever you started

4. we learn very fast! : try creating a thread about anything educative or informative, you will be surpriced to see another nairalander creating a thread on that very topic you updated with even more information and links to their various thread(very bad sharp guys!)

5. the hunt for likes/frontpage(FP) is very real: in as much as some will deny this very fact,we will have many of them booking spaces on frontpage, even seun(admin) was caught in the act

6. nairalanders have bad mouth: do I need to say more
If you were not taught how to behave well at home, I am confident you are gonna get some hard training the very moment you start typing rubbish (trust thesonofmark for this)

Of cuz, this is not the full list, you can add yours

Brownville007:
As seems to be the tradition in Swaziland, King Mswati reportedly tested girls virginity before choosing a wife for himself.
Under aged girls publicly undergoing virginity tests before King Mswati can choose a bride

In 2012, Dailymail reported that topless virgins were paraded in front of the Swazi King, to celebrate chastity and unity.

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Now, photos have been released showing under aged girls being publicly checked to ascertain that their virginity was still intact.

All this was done in a bid to help King Mswati choose a wife.
Many consider this babaric and backward but it seems to be a tradition the people willingly live by.

Source: http://www.nativefowl.com/photos-king-of-swaziland-publicly-test-girls-virginity-before-choosing-a-wife/


CC: Lalasticlala

naija1stpikin:
Meaning?

naija1stpikin:
Mrcork why are you wandering about like a sheep with no shepherd? looking for light skinned girls?

Razakipaye:
Nw i just justify my reason for waiting for miss right. she is d daughter of basket mouth. i can die for her. i will wait as long as she want. pls guys help me beg basketmouth to accept me as son inlaw.

angieberry:
What now?
Why do you like to $hit?

Tashaamania:
Okay, enough

Teophilus96:
Pls do me a favour by telling me d meanin of 'Granfablactic',&'Scankorus' and also tell me hw on earth dis relates 2 Ghana.

Dayvhid:
tell den

MrsPhyno:
I was writing essays on some other thread so I came to write nonsense here

Everything you see you grab. How many female armed robbers have you met before? None! Women don't just grab things!

I remember when I still dey secondary school and I bought one sweet Lacasera on a hot afternoon. One mumu boy now came and grabbed it from me and was just drinking it! I couldn't chase him cause I still get small shame

Even women, living human beings like yourself, you people will still grab their waist or their arm! Why? Try stop am. Thank you.

cc: Teempakguy the brainiac
lalasticlala

Larablink:
It will scare many people always...

Larablink:
It will scare many people always...

Teophilus96:
Hv u done urs bro?

...You berrrrra move yor Granfablactick Scankorus Ghana thread to Music Section....Romance section is strictly for chasin women!!! (no oofeinse)


Cc Ishilove!!

christinie:
you lied that APC members never insulted GEJ. They even abused the wife too. So bad. Now you cry wolf when people diss the President. Now you see how it hurts.

toludadon:
This happened at Gemade Estate, Lagos today where a woman identified as Mrs Achilefu that lives on No 12, Ayoola street, Gemade Estate did this to her domestic servant, names withheld..
The guy is in hospital right now while the madam was taken to a police station close by but was released within a short while..
Some residents of the estate have taken it upon themselves to ensure that justice is served in this case..
Whatever you can do to help get justice, please don't hesitate..

cc: lalasticlala

mystage:
I have always been a fan of good musics and not noise(reason i prefer(ed) a DAREY to Dbanj and Witney housten to both rihana, beyounce, lady gaga nd nicky minaj(my dream lady) joined together) nd dat actually made me a lover of R n B/Blues because to some extent majority would agree with me that its this genre of music that have and passes messages and research actually showed that lovers of R n B/Blues are more romantic than lovers of e.g dance hall musics.
i have listened to countless number of these genre of music bt i surely wud prefer 1 to if not all but several.

so which is my best? my best anytime anyday is "LOVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS" by DIANA ROSE ft BRANDY. here is a line in the music that do always pierce my heart whenever i listen to the music, "sometimes we search this world for gold when what we really need is a hand to hold".

so fellow interested nairalanders, which is ur best R n B/Blues music ever? and drop a line frm the said music that pierces ur heart whenever you listen to the music.

Truckpusher:
Chai! Bro leave that girl abeg nau.I take God dey beg .


*Clears throat * truss me bro, ladyboss dislikes me a lot.

angieberry:
Abeg mrcork I'm done with you