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EducationRe: Ajayi Crowther Student Beaten To Death By Fellow University Students (Photos) by MrCork: 6:03pm On May 26, 2024
nicho450:
https://punchng.com/oyo-private-varsity-student-beaten-to-death-for-alleged-phone-theft/
MUSSST U SHOW HIS GADDDEM PICTURE?....BUSH PEOPLE!!!! ((no oofeincse)) angry
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Use Babies As New Tactics: Share With Your Neighbours by MrCork: 6:01pm On May 26, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Hello all, my family and I witnessed a scene from the window around 1:30 am to 2:45 am today and I have decided to share so that we all keep guard.

Someone intentionally left a baby, wrapped in a white cloth right in front of our gate. The baby cried for over 30 minutes, and it stopped crying. A guy in black, hiding behind our wall, crawled to hit the baby again to cry. When they realized no one was coming out to check on the baby, he crawled to carry it off the road and in a few minutes, a taxi came and they went away.

We called the contact number of our neighbour, we asked if he had seen anything of that sort around his house and he informed us that, it's a new strategy of armed robbers and that his elder brother was robbed last week using the same method.
Let's all be guarded
Pls, inform your friends and family, Thank you.
May God continue to guard and protect us all.
so u sayin they leave 30 year old baby in front yor gate becuzz yor nebor is a arm robbber....corrrect?...u lie too much Mary!!! ((no oofeinse) )
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Use Babies As New Tactics: Share With Your Neighbours by MrCork: 5:58pm On May 26, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Hello all, my family and I witnessed a scene from the window around 1:30 am to 2:45 am today and I have decided to share so that we all keep guard.

Someone intentionally left a baby, wrapped in a white cloth right in front of our gate. The baby cried for over 30 minutes, and it stopped crying. A guy in black, hiding behind our wall, crawled to hit the baby again to cry. When they realized no one was coming out to check on the baby, he crawled to carry it off the road and in a few minutes, a taxi came and they went away.

We called the contact number of our neighbour, we asked if he had seen anything of that sort around his house and he informed us that, it's a new strategy of armed robbers and that his elder brother was robbed last week using the same method.
Let's all be guarded.
Pls, inform your friends and family, Thank you.
May God continue to guard and protect us all.
Mary but y u all ways lyin on nairaland.....are u lightskin??((no ofeinsce))) angry
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Use Babies As New Tactics: Share With Your Neighbours by MrCork: 5:57pm On May 26, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Hello all, my family and I witnessed a scene from the window around 1:30 am to 2:45 am today and I have decided to share so that we all keep guard.

Someone intentionally left a baby, wrapped in a white cloth right in front of our gate. The baby cried for over 30 minutes, and it stopped crying. A guy in black, hiding behind our wall, crawled to hit the baby again to cry. When they realized no one was coming out to check on the baby, he crawled to carry it off the road and in a few minutes, a taxi came and they went away.

We called the contact number of our neighbour, we asked if he had seen anything of that sort around his house and he informed us that, it's a new strategy of armed robbers and that his elder brother was robbed last week using the same method.
Let's all be guarded.
Pls, inform your friends and family, Thank you.
May God continue to guard and protect us all.
angry
RomanceRe: Am Getting Fed Up With Relationship Of Nowadays by MrCork: 3:31pm On May 26, 2024
liver123:
Is it that am not lucky with relationship?. I really want to get married soonest but my present relationship doesn't look like it. I started this relationship like a month now but all is billing. If I fail and say give me some time, our communication will now be something else. Like I will call her she will be reluctant talking to me . One can be going through something as a single guy that stays all alone and you just needed someone to chear up, you pick your phone call your babe expecting some kind of words that will chear you up but all I could get is boring and reluctant chat
Bro Cant u juss settle down with 5k olosho?..they dont giv stress sir! lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Nowadays, Which Gender Is More Reponsible For Heartbreak In Marriages? by MrCork: 2:52pm On May 26, 2024
Testiebobo:
No need for biased comments. We just wanna calculate the statistics of the gender more responsible for heartbreaks in romantic relationships especially marriages. As in the cheater.
Which gender?
Hello testicle...its gay people sir!! ((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: I Never Want Too Be Homeless by MrCork: 1:37pm On May 26, 2024
Ilamina:
cry
....Calling ambulanse & psychatrick ward right now!!!! angry
RomanceRe: This Scared Me by MrCork: 11:17am On May 26, 2024
JUMO95:
I saw it on X
Dude seem to have cried his eyes out.
I see alot of comfort around him and I don't know what he could be facing but..... Mmmm

Whatever you are going through, please don't break
Dat ugly boy looooklike farmer & loook Zimbabwe kinda.
.are u scared of farmers? Why sir? undecided
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 11:13am On May 26, 2024
labake1:
Apart from the trolling and bashing, has anyone found love here?
Well i setle down every day & i find live wit different babes. I nomaly pay between N7k & N25,000 naira..cash..i hav 10k for u if u want.
So please do u hav yanssh. Wot size & weight please?? smiley
RomanceRe: How Long Can You Use Your Phone Without Data? by MrCork: 11:07am On May 26, 2024
[quote author=IyaTola post=130139190][/quote]20 years sir!! angry
RomanceRe: See What My TV Can Do by MrCork: 11:06am On May 26, 2024
SirLiquidGold:
I had been bored and felt my palour was empty. The house literally felt empty and I didn't want to be having female company in my house at the moment for some reasons.

So after looking for someone willing to sell a TV for me on nairaland with no luck, I went and got this

See what my TV can dogrin
You the first television owner in yor village?...congrats sir!!!((no oofencsece))) undecided
RomanceRe: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:02am On May 26, 2024
Auxtan:
It really went a long way. It was a situation I needed to handle by myself and it was killing me inside. All thanks to Nairaland for real.
..and Brother. quit cryin like a women please ...only gay men cry. Infact why are u gay sir??(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:00am On May 26, 2024
Auxtan:
I faced the toughest time of my life weeks ago after my 3+ years relationship ended at the particular period I was about making things official with my ex.

I came to Nairaland to pour out my heart, a forum I have found refuge for my deepest thoughts, thoughts that looks weak I couldn't tell anyone else but due to Nairaland is a faceless forum I always found it to be my best friend to get both the rude and kind lessons from others.

I feel so great now after my failed relationship weighed me down for many weeks. It was like my testicle was buried in my ex' body then. I couldn't stay hours without thinking about the memories we shared.

If not for the messages I come here to read and the replies to my posts, I would have been deep into my own emotions that would have kept me depressed till now.

But thankfully I feel so great now eh.. omooo is crazy!

Thank you great people cool

YOU LAZY YOUTH...no wonder buharrri hate u.

Ok so u r proud to use 3year in prison becuzz babe leave u & u want nairaland to for give u....corrrrrect??...son, some body needto giv u bacccckhand slap twice..i swaaar!!!((((no oofencsece)))) angry
RomanceRe: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:25pm On May 25, 2024
Auxtan:
I faced the toughest time of my life weeks ago after my 3+ years relationship ended at the particular period I was about making things official with my ex.

I came to Nairaland to pour out my heart, a forum I have found refuge for my deepest thoughts, thoughts that looks weak I couldn't tell anyone else but due to Nairaland is a faceless forum I always found it to be my best friend to get both the rude and kind lessons from others.

I feel so great now after my failed relationship weighed me down for many weeks. It was like my testicle was buried in my ex' body then. I couldn't stay hours without thinking about the memories we shared.

If not for the messages I come here to read and the replies to my posts, I would have been deep into my own emotions that would have kept me depressed till now.

But thankfully I feel so great now eh.. omooo is crazy!

Thank you great people cool
angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 3:38pm On May 24, 2024
Darell2002:
Upset when I wasn't part of the useless game in the first place


I am only tackling the rubbish answer you gave


And for the umpteenth time how is nothing a product?
English definitely not yor first language so i may have to repet the answer again in pigeon English ma:


I REPEAT!!!

Nothing adds value to your wellbeing which clearly makes it a valued product (i hope the gramma is not gettin u confuse)

What happens if you do nothing?? (((Now listen to the answer again for the 5th time)))

When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!!

If u cant understand, u on yor own...go n buy television sir!!!(((no oofencse)) undecided
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 12:17pm On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
I've moved already.. No hard feelings ✌👍
I respet that sir..WE MOVE ON!! smiley



Darell2002 is very upset thou....& still upset. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 12:14pm On May 24, 2024
Darell2002:
More rubbish coming in


Is nothing a product?


You processing, consolidating memories and reinforcing learning is you doing something


You are the one who doesn't have common sense here
And everybody can see that
Calm down brother.
Not sure if you reading in the dark but please switch on yor candle ...read this again & then apply coommmmmon sence..YOU WILL SEE THAT IT MAKES SENSE




What happens if you do nothing:

When you allow yourself time to do nothing,

...you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS)))

^^^^ this is how the brain add value without stressing it too much (juss apply commmon sense & u will gerrrrit) wink
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:58am On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
Whatever

Son..you can never win unless you learn to looose (((WATCH & LEARN))) wink
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:54am On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
Maybe you should check well.. how many times did i reapeat the answer here?

You can give your money to whoever you want. But saying i did not follow the rule is a big lie

Shalom
Bro..you were simply meant to repeat NOTHING NOTHING (Twice,)..YOU DID NOT. That was the rule. You did not obey the rule...TOKSKOB2008 did!! undecided
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:37am On May 24, 2024
Tokskob2008:
angry angry.... Nice

0252769868... Festus

Gtbank
You shall receive payment today: 100% confirmed!!!(((CONGRATS))) wink
RomanceRe: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:31am On May 24, 2024
ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite

U still alive? How? Why sir?..bro u need help??(no oofencse) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:24am On May 24, 2024
Darell2002:
You just said rubbish
Cooomon sence is not usually commmon.
We not sayin u dont hav commmmon sence thou ..which is usually commmon angry
All u need to do is close yor eyes & think.
but if it was commmmon..anyone will understand this:


What happens if you do nothing:

When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS))) wink
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:20am On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
But i also repeated Nothing twice... check well

You can share the money among us, no let our efforts be in vain


Well ask the first person if he's willing to share the money with me and the other guy


If he says no then Congrats to him
We not doing things the Nigerian way here sir.
Its about obeying rules & honesty.
Thread clearly says: REPEAT CORRECT ANSWER TWICE TO CONFIRM YOU CONFIDENT OF YOUR ANSWER. Your first answer was NOTHING..however..you did not repeat it twice..and then in your next answer. You repeted it twice. Bro that was not the rule & NOBODY IS SHARING NADA.. WE NOT BENDING RULES HERE SIR.
Tokskob2008 first & only answer was: NOTHING NOTHING...so he won!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
RomanceRe: Need To Fatten Gf by MrCork: 10:57am On May 24, 2024
Bongadu:
I have a very adorable girlfriend, I love her very much and would like to marry her one day however she is very skinny, borderline anorexic, and self conscious about her appearance, am trying to make her calorie-dense but healthy food in order to fatten her up, both for her own health and because I'd like her to have thicker butt/legs
I'm also trying to convince her that she doesn't need to worry about her weight, which is easier said than done as it's definitely an unconscious psychological issue for her to some degree
she uses nairaland btw
any ideas?
Is she lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: Need To Fatten Gf by MrCork: 10:57am On May 24, 2024
Bongadu:
I have a very adorable girlfriend, I love her very much and would like to marry her one day however she is very skinny, borderline anorexic, and self conscious about her appearance, am trying to make her calorie-dense but healthy food in order to fatten her up, both for her own health and because I'd like her to have thicker butt/legs
I'm also trying to convince her that she doesn't need to worry about her weight, which is easier said than done as it's definitely an unconscious psychological issue for her to some degree
she uses nairaland btw
any ideas?
angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:45am On May 24, 2024




THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NOTHING....AND MUST BE REPEATED TWICE:
SADLY N20K GOES TO THE PERSON WHO MENTIONED NOTHING FIRST....Tokskob2008!!!!(((Winner))).....CONGRATS!!! cheesy

1) Tokskob2008
Answer:
NOTHING
NOTHING

2) PJtech
Then going by you narratives

The Answer is Nothing.

Nothing in this world gains value with age and


3) Akeeng
NOTHING
NOTHING




Check this:
What happens if you do nothing:

When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS))) wink







RomanceRe: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:49am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Udominnit
Well good luck to all of you.
Now this thread is about bodybuilding...so back to topic.

Cheers sir.
Brother no one is buying yor Bull s***....nairaland hav few males faggggots pretending to be females meaning u aint fooooolin no one wit fagggggot related pictures sir....we no we no!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
RomanceRe: Its So Hard To Be Sane; So Many Breasts And Ass Everywhere by MrCork: 9:42am On May 24, 2024
Pussyisgud:
Ladies these days dress finish and open chest, some drag their skirt up to the laps, some bom shorts, some big shirt and thight, bra is now an abomination.
Alot of Simps are going down because of this, tinubulation is biting but whores are biting your bank account harder. never me because im protected by the holy ghost.
These whorees are not smiling at all and their target is the next available simp.
^^^did they reject u sir?.....names please?? angry
RomanceRe: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:37am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
No need to act coy... lol !

No one is actin coy sir
.. few many male faggggots on nairaland pretending to be females sir...we all no this!! undecided
RomanceRe: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:33am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
No need to act coy... lol !
Brother we hear u loud & clear..Mr LGBT undecided
RomanceRe: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:13am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Why the face ?
Most gay men have muscles.
Ok brother. We hear you!! undecided
RomanceRe: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:09am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Getting buff before 2024 is easy if you're already a sport enthusiast, bouncer, bodybuilder..
Wots wrong wit pot bellly?? angry

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