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Forum GamesN20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op):
SIMPLE QUESTION;

Name a product that gains value with age & use?

..and

N20,000 Will be transferred across for the correct answer within 1,hour

.THIS IS REAL.....LETS GO!!!!!

PLEASE NOTE;
THE CORRECT ANSWER MUST BE REPEATED TWICE TO AVOID GUESSING!! angry

Gooooood luck!! smiley

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NOTHING....AND MUST BE REPEATED TWICE:
SADLY N20K GOES TO THE PERSON WHO MENTIONED NOTHING FIRST....Tokskob2008!!!!(((Winner)))

1) Tokskob2008
Answer:
NOTHING
NOTHING

2) PJtech
Then going by you narratives

The Answer is Nothing.

Nothing in this world gains value with age and


3) Akeeng
NOTHING
NOTHING


PAYMENT MADE!!!!!

RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 12:17am On May 15, 2024
labake1:
Apart from the trolling and bashing, has anyone found love here?
Actually, i found u ❤️
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 12:13am On May 15, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Ur mama get 2k for me?

Dem say make i no rude


Who manas help!
Ok.. end yor account number?
RomanceRe: Why You Must Rise Above Sex. Forget The Redpill! by MrCork: 11:55pm On May 14, 2024
AllKnowing:
This is for men.

Mentally rise above sex. All the free sex you’ve had in the past hasn’t helped you financially or spiritually. Or has it?
angry
RomanceRe: I Want To Collect My Phone Back. Please What Can I Do? by MrCork: 11:52pm On May 14, 2024
ayjay45:
Hello guys I bought a new phone for my friend this February for 130k. I bought infinix 40i something like that

But I'm not doing again. I don't want to be friends again.. I just want my phone back.

Please how do I ask for my phone back politely thanks

You bought a new phone or u steal a new phone..u think stealing is legal?were do u wanto find moiney to buy phone? How?
..son if u lie again ehhh...u will recieve 6 month ban!!!((real talk)) angry
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 11:48pm On May 14, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Ur mama na everybody na


If dem born u well, make we use weapon 4 street
Boy. Go backto beggginn people for moiney...u aint impressin anyone here..BEGGGGGGER! undecided
RomanceRe: My Brother Just Ended His Marriage Of 2years by MrCork: 10:56pm On May 14, 2024
Dexy4yah:
My brother is married for two years now with a son, just recently his wife confessed to him that she cheated and slept with a random guy doing her youth service.
She willingly on her own decided to confess just to clear her conscience but unfortunately for her my bro didn't take it likely and has already divorced her.

I supported him though...a LovePeddler will always be a LovePeddler regardless.

DNA test will soon be done on the son to know if it's my brother's son or the random guy's own.
Is she lightskin?? angry
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 9:03pm On May 14, 2024
labake1:
60k is too small, I want 300k
There is a scumbag called HellVictorinho6 that is always begging everybody for moiney on nairaland. He unemployed so i asked him to go & either loook for mechanic work or beg portable to sign him. I dont help men. Good news for u is i help women & becuzz u r single..am ready to pay u up to N50k in cash for sexxx..u earn N50k for less than 2 minute job....technically, this mean u will even earn more than school teachers. I will be in Nigeria in less than a month to have 3some wit probably u & one of my nairaland babes call Siofra. Siofra was ban for 2 years and shes juss been unban for apologicing & good behaviour smiley
PoliticsRe: Discos Struggle To Satisfy Band A Customers Over Gas Shortage by MrCork: 7:35pm On May 14, 2024
Kamachicho:
You are lucky to get a band Z, over here we are bandless
helo. I used to be millionaire. Here is a shance to hav moiney. Do u want moiney? smiley
RomanceRe: NAKÉD Picture: What Is AI Turning Into? This Is Baaaad! by MrCork: 7:32pm On May 14, 2024
iLegendd:
When Elon Musk pulled out of Open AI and said there are lots of danger that needs to be taken into consideration before making it public, people abused him. Now, AI can remove your clothes and do so many terrible magic. Bad people have taken over this good invention.

It's not good. See below.
So u wannto fukk robot....corrrrrect??
Bro...serrrrriouuuusly..are u ok sir?((no oofencsece)) undecided
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 7:20pm On May 14, 2024
labake1:
Oh! It's not all about that. What is the highest amount you can spend on a woman?
..well for marrried women, i pay betwen 150k and N250k simply becuzz the more loyal, they understanding, they more secretive & u can truss them not to tell anybody including there husband..for single women, i pay between N25k to N60,000 naira. I always pay in full & in cash. I pay married women cash only so there husband dont no. I pay marrried women up to N250k simply becuz sexx wit them is stress free. Good news is when next am in Nigeria & we link up, i will definitely pay u N60k. U deserve N60,000 naira ..cash..coz i like u!! smiley
RomanceRe: Is This Handsome Man Real? Is He Married? (photos) by MrCork: 5:42pm On May 14, 2024
siofra:
😍




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlbUOD2ojUY?si=B4nkHB3AtzDxw4j5

Cap'n Ibrahim Traore!!!

Wow! This man must be protected by all cost.

At first, I was wary of him. Because I thought he hadn't done anything for Burkina Faso until recently when I was listening to a French song by Patrick Watson. Then I started thinking of France and all the countries it colonised in Africa. And I remembered Captain Ibrahim Traore of Burkina Faso.

I whipped out my phone and lost myself in a rabbit hole of information about him. After reading about him, (this may sound cliche but....) I'm convinced he's THOMAS SANKARA reincarnated 🥺
Like, the coincidence is just too much. Plus he was born a year after Thomas Sankara died. Thomas would be so proud.

His primary role is fighting the jihadists but that hasn't stopped him from;
1. The Modernization of All Roads in Burkina Faso
2. Construction of Ouagadougou Airport
3. Multiple Entrepreneurship Projects
4. Samandini Dam Project
5. Renewable Energy Projects
6. Water & Sanitation Projects
7. Agriculture & Rural Development Projects
8. Making plans to build a nuclear power plant

All these within a year!!!! shocked

My God!!! His dreamy smile 😍😍

I know at first I didn't like him but I read about him and now I'm in loveeeeee.

Is he single? Yes, I'm asking for me🙄

My only beef with him is his alliance with Russia.

Because of Captain Ibrahim Traore, I have a renewed hope in black men all over the world. Maybe a few of them are not that bad🤷

*Oops I think my pant and bra fell off while writing this embarassed grin

Gooooooddddd! This whoooollleeeee mannnnnnnn! 😍😍😍
...WHO IN THE NAME OF MrCork UNBAN YOU..WHY..HOW?.....IS YOR 3 YER BAN OVER? ..this shod not happen..WTF!!! angry
RomanceRe: Is This Handsome Man Real? Is He Married? (photos) by MrCork: 5:40pm On May 14, 2024
siofra:
😍




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlbUOD2ojUY?si=B4nkHB3AtzDxw4j5

Cap'n Ibrahim Traore!!!

Wow! This man must be protected by all cost.

At first, I was wary of him. Because I thought he hadn't done anything for Burkina Faso until recently when I was listening to a French song by Patrick Watson. Then I started thinking of France and all the countries it colonised in Africa. And I remembered Captain Ibrahim Traore of Burkina Faso.

I whipped out my phone and lost myself in a rabbit hole of information about him. After reading about him, (this may sound cliche but....) I'm convinced he's THOMAS SANKARA reincarnated 🥺
Like, the coincidence is just too much. Plus he was born a year after Thomas Sankara died. Thomas would be so proud.

His primary role is fighting the jihadists but that hasn't stopped him from;
1. The Modernization of All Roads in Burkina Faso
2. Construction of Ouagadougou Airport
3. Multiple Entrepreneurship Projects
4. Samandini Dam Project
5. Renewable Energy Projects
6. Water & Sanitation Projects
7. Agriculture & Rural Development Projects
8. Making plans to build a nuclear power plant

All these within a year!!!! shocked

My God!!! His dreamy smile 😍😍

I know at first I didn't like him but I read about him and now I'm in loveeeeee.

Is he single? Yes, I'm asking for me🙄

My only beef with him is his alliance with Russia.

Because of Captain Ibrahim Traore, I have a renewed hope in black men all over the world. Maybe a few of them are not that bad🤷

*Oops I think my pant and bra fell off while writing this embarassed grin

Gooooooddddd! This whoooollleeeee mannnnnnnn! 😍😍😍
angry
RomanceRe: Please Help Me. I'm Having Thoughts Of Killing People by MrCork: 12:40pm On May 14, 2024
ayjay45:
Please help me. I don't want to end up in prison.
I think I have antisocial personality disorder
go n watch blue film sir!! angry
RomanceRe: Please Help Me. I'm Having Thoughts Of Killing People by MrCork: 12:38pm On May 14, 2024
ayjay45:
Please help me. I don't want to end up in prison.
I think I have antisocial personality disorder
angry
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Selling Meat. How Do You All See It? by MrCork: 11:22am On May 14, 2024
CountinBlessins:
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Old fool knows I ain't never gonna ask anyone for money ..

But you been steal pay cheques off your neighbor trying to stunt.
Useless wanna 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rejected by every woman whose crossed your path and want to stunt on a forum.

You are the only 50 something hear old here. Your life needs fixing bruv..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Everyone on nairaland said u stewwwpid & dumb becuzz we belif them...are they lyin sir? undecided
RomanceRe: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 11:20am On May 14, 2024
labake1:
You are not fit enough
Are u kiddin me? Am not fit enough to yansh u? U tink they call MrCork by mistake?(((17inches looooong & had)))..truss me!! wink
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Selling Meat. How Do You All See It? by MrCork: 11:07am On May 14, 2024
fadilaMaikiriki:
I'm currently jobless. So, I've decided to be selling meat. So that I can at least be busy. How do you all see it? I hope you all would patronize me when I finally start? I would really appreciate it. At least so that I can be seeing small small money that I can be using to get .k.m., fruits, and other things. I need your opinions/suggestions please.



Thanks!
BIG RESPET TO U SIR..WE RESPET U FOR THAT MOVE....U NOT LIKE ONE LAZY SCUM NAIRALAND YOUTH CALLED HellVictorinho6 who is all ways begging people for moiney on nairaland sir
Another lazy skunk is CountinBlessins...he all so keeps askin people for moiney

MASSIVE KUDOS TO U smiley

RomanceRe: Please Interpret This Dream by MrCork: 10:50am On May 14, 2024
Olddays12:
I was in a dream, the dream was all about my grandfather's burial. In that dream i was asked to go and bring the casket to church. I carried what i believed to be the casket but on getting to the church what i was holding was pure gold, they asked me to go and sit down in a chair in the church while i was still holding the casket that was small and pure gold, few minutes later some groups brought in the main casket to the church it was then i realized i was holding a small gold casket instead of the main casket, then i worked out of the church and opened my eyes from the dream.
And the this my grandfather died 2 years ago and he has been buried.

What could be the meaning of this dream?
Question:
Wot did u smoke before the dream sir?(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Please Interpret This Dream by MrCork: 10:49am On May 14, 2024
Olddays12:
I was in a dream, the dream was all about my grandfather's burial. In that dream i was asked to go and bring the casket to church. I carried what i believed to be the casket but on getting to the church what i was holding was pure gold, they asked me to go and sit down in a chair in the church while i was still holding the casket that was small and pure gold, few minutes later some groups brought in the main casket to the church it was then i realized i was holding a small gold casket instead of the main casket, then i worked out of the church and opened my eyes from the dream.
And the this my grandfather died 2 years ago and he has been buried.

What could be the meaning of this dream?
angry
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 10:13am On May 14, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Am in London? Am in London? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is a fool. 🤣🤣 I started coming to the UK &NI since I was like 14. Spent most of .y childhood in Stratford!!!

You are just dumb . I am 29 own my own property here in Nigeria babe a Greta job. 2 kids and living my best life.

My wife is there in tyneside visiting her mom currently.

Dude your life is the epitome of wasted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are so dumb and stupid I can't even.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bītch arse dolt , gorilla faced welfare thieving scumbag 🤣
Son..be nice to me & i will send u £3 to buy nice suit there in Nigeria (THANK ME LATER) angry
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 9:46am On May 14, 2024
CountinBlessins:
Look whose talking? This geriatric trash impotent old head.

Dude you are no better than that stupid guy. Better go fix your life cos you may die alone. 💯💯🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Really??
Son..am in London..u stuck in Nigeria with no hope angry
Son..i have moiney..u dont
Son..i drive range rover....u can never aford
Son....u need help...i dont
Son...i get women...u cant ((((nuff said)))) smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 8:51am On May 14, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Big bro


Send me murny 2 buy smiley


Shey make i drop aza?
Google the full meaning of GET LOST!! smiley
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 7:12am On May 14, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Just about bla bla bla

Life is bla bla bla

Itz so easy 2 av issues with systems


Repetition of cases upon cases


The rich can also die




Check my signature/personal text below
...and by the way..RAT POISON IS ON SALE!!!!((((thank me later)))) smiley
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 7:10am On May 14, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Even ur president seeks aid in form of loan 2 pay himself and his gang and he aint refunding it cuz it was neva really borrowed

Sumtimes he goes straight 2 the point begging investors 2 drop mula 4 whatever ,thanks 2 greed




Fvck you!
OK BEGGGGER VICTOR!!! (((loooooooooooooooser))) undecided
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 1:33am On May 14, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
U die u die stop being daft pirind
LET US CATCH U BEGGGING FOR MOINEY AGAIN AND WATCH WOT HAPPENS..

.U BEGGGGER!
angry
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 10:56pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Learn?

Ok, i dont av the brain 2 learn mechanic job

Am 2 dense 2 work with portable

The craze wey i get no fit let me learn

Ar no hear anything 4 there


How much are u sending?


Abi u wan commit murder bcuz wetin?
SON...U DIE..U DIE...STOP BEGGGING FOR MOINEY ON NAIRALAND...PIRRRRIOD!!! angry
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 10:11pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Just pay me 2 stop if you really av other tinz 2 do


Anytime, if necessary,i must seek such assistance instead of dying in pride
GO N LEARN HOW TO DO MECHANIC JOB & QUIT BEGGGING.....OR ASK PORTABLE TO SIGN YOU!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Dangote Does Not Have Any Son? by MrCork: 9:21pm On May 13, 2024
ayjay45:
So no guy man to flex that Dangotes money
Chai

I wish it was me chai
Cc
Dangotesmummy
....is commmon sense legal or iligal? undecided
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 9:05pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
U keep responding like the jobless one
WE MUST PREVENT U FROM BEGGING FOR MOINEY by any means nesasary sir..Thank me later!! angry
RomanceRe: Life Is Boring by MrCork: 8:41pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Just about bla bla bla

Life is bla bla bla

Itz so easy 2 av issues with systems


Repetition of cases upon cases


The rich can also die





Check my signature/personal text below
.....GO & LOOOOK FIND MECHANIC JOB...U SANGRATOROTOLICKAT LAZY YOUTH.....stop beggginn for moiney on nairaland sir!! ((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Ugly Girls Usually Have The Best Bodies? by MrCork: 8:40pm On May 13, 2024
Infolenka:
Like you guys know, I've been exploring Twitter this election period and although I've come across a lot of pretty women, many of them don't have spectacular bodies. The ones with big nyash and nice boobs are usually the ugly ones. Why is this so?

I'll be posting pictures as proof.
You date housemaids?? angry

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