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Romance › Re: This Is How I Suck It If I Really Like It. I Take My Time..( Pics Ins) by MrCork: 12:33pm On May 23, 2024
fadilaMaikiriki:
This is how I lick and suck any mango that I really like. It's not all types of mangos that I like. Among the various species of mangos that we have, it's only one that I like. The type that after eating it, the threads hang unto your teeth. That's the type I like.

Although, not all of them are sweet. But when I get hold of a fleshy , juicy, strong and meaty one that's fresh or that has just been freshly/recently plugged from the tree, ah!, I don't let go of it. I make sure I wash my hands properly look for a quiet place sit or lay down in any comfortable position, just I and the mangos, and then proceed to give the mango a very good licking and sucking, everything. I don't usually let go until I've sucked all the suckables from it. And until it turns/looks like the picture below. I don't leave it until it's hair turns white. That's how much I like it.


Attached below is a picture of one of those moments;
Brother but why u sukin priiiick? Is that logikal sir??(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Nobody Is Rich Enough 2 Amaze Me by MrCork: 12:00pm On May 23, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
please state what u mean by serious with u

4get that b?st?rd

av rejected the cursed token in advance
Please stop beggggin people for moiney.....do t u have shame?? undecided
Romance › Re: Nobody Is Rich Enough 2 Amaze Me by MrCork: 10:30am On May 23, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
and whos begging ur mother as always
We no longer exposin u for beggggin for moiney on nairaland...u can continue beggggin sir
Romance › Re: Nobody Is Rich Enough 2 Amaze Me by MrCork: 10:15am On May 23, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
So if i need help , i must accept needless insults abi?


See those b@stards that keep calling me names 4 no reason


They expect me 2 feel useless just bcuz i cant be laughing with them


even if you are dangote, ur worst is 2 use the police 2 kidnap me.


then u claim it was an arrest bcuz of ur law.


they dont understand


why would i beg, praise or be willing 2 coexist however possible in the same compound or street with sumtin that derives joy in trying 2 make me hate or believe that i hate myself ?


if am in the same town with such problem, then itz neva a choice.


then i await ur worst


ur murny changes nothing


angry
Good morning Nairaland favourite begger
How are u today?...beggin everyone for moiney as all ways??(((no oofencsece)))
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What's The Fastest Way To Calm A Man Down When He's Angry by MrCork: 8:22pm On May 22, 2024
[quote author=IyaTola post=130080102][/quote]
Actually the correct answer is Pucccccccccccccccci.....Pucccccccccccccccci calm all mens down sir!!(no oofencsece) wink
Romance › Re: Rate Nairaland by MrCork: 6:02pm On May 22, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Whats ur rating over 10?

YOU AGAIN...
CREATIN ANOTHER 419 WAY TO BEG FOR MOINEY...SHAME ON U SIR!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Mar'hababika Yah Ramadan by MrCork: 5:59pm On May 22, 2024
wumi2017:
Pls don't forget to perform your Ritual bath this night (GHUSL) .May Almighty Allah accept all our Du'ah🙏 Ramadan Mubarak 💓
Kaiiii..u so edible sewxxxy loookin u make person hard like screwdriver ..techinicalky. u loooklike strawberry ice cream
.kinda hard right now thou.. i swaar!! cheesy
Health › Re: Ultra-modern Mother & Child Hospital In Rivers: Wike’s Administration Legacy by MrCork: 5:54pm On May 22, 2024
Prinyebabe:
This is a good development, if only other governors would tow same line instead of stealing monies meant for the people.
How is it did develop?
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 4:31pm On May 22, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Repeat that sir

angry
Please take the first exit to your left sir...& juss keep going....
Romance › Re: What's The Fastest Way To Calm A Man Down When He's Angry by MrCork: 3:48pm On May 22, 2024
[quote author=IyaTola post=130080102][/quote]Pucccccccccccccccci nah...wot else?? undecided

are you lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Di.ck Enlargement Cream Readily Available (Pics) by MrCork: 3:38pm On May 22, 2024
Dilijingsly:
Bannies no longer settle for a man with carrot down there. Come and boast your self esteem with our natural kegelia africana enlargement cream. Delivery is nationwide. Call or whatsapp 08138610247 or 08137137130
Need to get one for Siofra quick quick.....its her birthday soon!!! cheesy
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 3:20pm On May 22, 2024




BREAKING NEWS!!

WE HAVE 3 POTENTIAL WINNERS

ONLY ONE WILL BE SELECTED THIS FRIDAY

STAY TUNED!!!
smiley



Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On May 22, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
9163989689

Opay
YOU DID NOT WIN ANYTHING SIR!!! angry
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op):




LATEST UPDATE:
WE HAVE A WINNER...RESULT ANNNOUCED ON FRIDAY!!!!

GET YOUR ACCOUNT ON STANDBY FOR PAYMENT!! (((Realtalk))) cheesy




cc
HellVictorinho6
Career › Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by MrCork: 1:15pm On May 21, 2024
Orlu13:
thunder fire dat ur mouth u worthless simp
Beother, calm down please. Dont be agreesive.
Ok send me yor account nomba details?
Career › Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by MrCork: 12:16pm On May 21, 2024
Orlu13:
irredeemable simp...how many men have u helped in ur environment... useless men everywhere.... I have no pity fr u all
Gimme her account nomba if u havit sir
Career › Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by MrCork: 10:18am On May 21, 2024
Orlu13:
irredeemable simp...how many men have u helped in ur environment... useless men everywhere.... I have no pity fr u all
Son be calming down...why should i help man...do i loook gay to u? But Why are u gay sir?((no oofencsece)) undecided
Career › Re: Lady Who Assisted Father With Vulcanizing Job Receives 500k Cash Gift (photos) by MrCork: 10:26pm On May 20, 2024
NairaOcean:
https://www.nairaland.com/8096394/beautiful-lady-spotted-assisting-aged

A viral video of a young Nigerian lady assisting her aged father with his vulcanizing job has led to her receiving a gift of 510,000 naira from a compassionate Nigerian. The footage which went viral shows the lady helping her father with tire repairs unashamedly.



God bless the giver! cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p_eNhpZcHE
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE ME HER ACCOUNT NOMBA A.S.A P. PLEASE??
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 12:08pm On May 20, 2024
Z115:
nothing
Is she lightskin?? angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 11:09am On May 20, 2024
Z115:
There is this white girl that's giving green light, na mammy water video, photo and game full her phone and she come still white.. Make I go on?
I don't know if its a trap or mammy water no real..
Wot are u smoking sir??((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advise O, This One Is Serious O by MrCork: 9:07am On May 20, 2024
Kokorokomaster1:
Me and my girlfriend have some miss understanding lately, then I apologise to her, them she forgive me, her brother is a tenant in this same house with me, then she travels to go and see her parents, I called her on phone, and she was not talking good to me, then with that anger on me I insulted her, so after that I didn't call again, than I weat for her to come back, when she finally come back I apologise to her, than she said that she is not dating again, that she has moved on with her life, I tried my best to make it up to her, but she refused to come back, please what should I do I love her o, and I don't want to lose her
So yor girlfriend yanshed a tenant becuz yor brother apologice ffor not datin her for love..orrrrrect?? WOW!!
Is she lightskin sir?? angry
Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advise O, This One Is Serious O by MrCork: 9:04am On May 20, 2024
Kokorokomaster1:
Me and my girlfriend have some miss understanding lately, then I apologise to her, them she forgive me, her brother is a tenant in this same house with me, then she travels to go and see her parents, I called her on phone, and she was not talking good to me, then with that anger on me I insulted her, so after that I didn't call again, than I weat for her to come back, when she finally come back I apologise to her, than she said that she is not dating again, that she has moved on with her life, I tried my best to make it up to her, but she refused to come back, please what should I do I love her o, and I don't want to lose her
angry
Romance › Re: Why Don't You Have At Least N1m In Your Account? by MrCork: 11:26pm On May 19, 2024
Allisgud:
u know why I know u are lying because nobody u will ask how market and he will tell u market is booming for the day theirs a lot sales,he will answer u and say thank god
The good news is yor write up dont make sence...what intha name of MrCork u taking about??(no oofencsece) undecided
Romance › Re: Do You Still Keep Friends? by MrCork: 7:30pm On May 19, 2024
ebubeson:
Are you still interested in having friends or do you even have a friend?
angry
Romance › Re: Fams, Is It True Women Don't Forgive Easily? by MrCork: 5:47pm On May 19, 2024
Ajheboy:
Is it really true that women don't "easily" forgive especially when what you did really hurt them or made them cry.

This isn't a case of cheating.
Ask siofra...They banned her 27 times so far on nairaland for her paprapratickalick behaviour but we still dont no was going thru her mind sir!! angry
Travel › Re: Canada Visit/tourist Visa Discussion. by MrCork: 4:40pm On May 19, 2024
NowisGod109:
What if I'm self employed, I mean to have a registered business and I haven't been paying myself salary but I make transactions with my personal and business account?

Thanks sir
helo how do u do please. I hav moiney & i cash like 5k.
do u hav yansh please? smiley
Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by MrCork: 4:38pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
I really have not many regrets in life. God has been good to me.

But I have one regret. Just one.

I regret ever treating women nicely and with respect.

It's clear you only attract disrespect once you treat a women with respect.

Women despise those that regard them, and highly adore those that maltreat them

This is a very sick wonder to behold.

It's heart breaking because I could have been wicked or mean and condescending.

But it is what it is.

I wish women all the maltreatment they have chosen for themselves.

Happy Sunday you all.

Romanse section strictly for chassssin women sir..not men..so tecniccally, if u xreate theead sayin u love men becuzz u hate women, hupothechnically,it usually men u gay sir. Well i dint say you sir are gay, we juss sayin u hyprothecnically gay sir.. ..& there in Nigeria, bein gay is 14 year prison sentence!!((((THANK ME LATER) SIR))) angry

Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by MrCork: 2:05pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
But why don't you air your views on the topic instead of this thing capable of derailing the threadhuh
Brother its yor human right to become gay if it makes u happpier...good luck & more power to u sir. Am out. Laters
Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by MrCork: 2:03pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
But why don't you air your views on the topic instead of this thing capable of derailing the threadhuh
U commmto nairaland sayin u dont like women..meaning u prefer men & anyman who likes men more than women usually happier bein gay. U confusing us which is why we ask how long u bein gay sir...its not a rude questions sir!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by MrCork: 1:47pm On May 19, 2024
Faber:
Rule 2 broken....edit this post or I call the mods, thats how, you called me gay some weeks back
Rule 2 broken how? Being gay is not a crime sir. Bobrisky is a gay celibrity.
James brown is a gay celibrity
Kanye west is gay celibrity
Flavour is gay celibrity
2face is gay celibrity
P diddy is gay celibrity
Area father is gay celibrity..all there in Nigeria

So wots wrong if we ask if u gay? Its a simple questions,. Its either yes or no. If u not juss say no. Did u say somtin wrong sir?(no oofencsece) undecided
Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by MrCork: 12:16pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
I really have not many regrets in life. God has been good to me.

But I have one regret. Just one.

I regret ever treating women nicely and with respect.

It's clear you only attract disrespect once you treat a women with respect.

Women despise those that regard them, and highly adore those that maltreat them

This is a very sick wonder to behold.

It's heart breaking because I could have been wicked or mean and condescending.

But it is what it is.

I wish women all the maltreatment they have chosen for themselves.

Happy Sunday you all.

ok So u are gay...corrrrrect??...why are u gay sir??(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Women Are My Greatest Regret by MrCork: 12:16pm On May 19, 2024
newbornmacho:
I really have not many regrets in life. God has been good to me.

But I have one regret. Just one.

I regret ever treating women nicely and with respect.

It's clear you only attract disrespect once you treat a women with respect.

Women despise those that regard them, and highly adore those that maltreatment then.

This is a very sick wonder to behold.

It's heart breaking because I could have been wicked or mean and condescending.

But it is what it is.

I wish women all the maltreatment they have chosen for themselves.

Happy Sunday you all.
angry

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