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Romance › Re: See What My TV Can Do by MrCork: 11:06am On May 26, 2024
SirLiquidGold:
I had been bored and felt my palour was empty. The house literally felt empty and I didn't want to be having female company in my house at the moment for some reasons.

So after looking for someone willing to sell a TV for me on nairaland with no luck, I went and got this

See what my TV can dogrin
You the first television owner in yor village?...congrats sir!!!((no oofencsece))) undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:02am On May 26, 2024
Auxtan:
It really went a long way. It was a situation I needed to handle by myself and it was killing me inside. All thanks to Nairaland for real.
..and Brother. quit cryin like a women please ...only gay men cry. Infact why are u gay sir??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:00am On May 26, 2024
Auxtan:
I faced the toughest time of my life weeks ago after my 3+ years relationship ended at the particular period I was about making things official with my ex.

I came to Nairaland to pour out my heart, a forum I have found refuge for my deepest thoughts, thoughts that looks weak I couldn't tell anyone else but due to Nairaland is a faceless forum I always found it to be my best friend to get both the rude and kind lessons from others.

I feel so great now after my failed relationship weighed me down for many weeks. It was like my testicle was buried in my ex' body then. I couldn't stay hours without thinking about the memories we shared.

If not for the messages I come here to read and the replies to my posts, I would have been deep into my own emotions that would have kept me depressed till now.

But thankfully I feel so great now eh.. omooo is crazy!

Thank you great people cool

YOU LAZY YOUTH...no wonder buharrri hate u.

Ok so u r proud to use 3year in prison becuzz babe leave u & u want nairaland to for give u....corrrrrect??...son, some body needto giv u bacccckhand slap twice..i swaaar!!!((((no oofencsece)))) angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:25pm On May 25, 2024
Auxtan:
I faced the toughest time of my life weeks ago after my 3+ years relationship ended at the particular period I was about making things official with my ex.

I came to Nairaland to pour out my heart, a forum I have found refuge for my deepest thoughts, thoughts that looks weak I couldn't tell anyone else but due to Nairaland is a faceless forum I always found it to be my best friend to get both the rude and kind lessons from others.

I feel so great now after my failed relationship weighed me down for many weeks. It was like my testicle was buried in my ex' body then. I couldn't stay hours without thinking about the memories we shared.

If not for the messages I come here to read and the replies to my posts, I would have been deep into my own emotions that would have kept me depressed till now.

But thankfully I feel so great now eh.. omooo is crazy!

Thank you great people cool
angry
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 3:38pm On May 24, 2024
Darell2002:
Upset when I wasn't part of the useless game in the first place


I am only tackling the rubbish answer you gave


And for the umpteenth time how is nothing a product?
English definitely not yor first language so i may have to repet the answer again in pigeon English ma:


I REPEAT!!!

Nothing adds value to your wellbeing which clearly makes it a valued product (i hope the gramma is not gettin u confuse)

What happens if you do nothing?? (((Now listen to the answer again for the 5th time)))

When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!!

If u cant understand, u on yor own...go n buy television sir!!!(((no oofencse)) undecided
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 12:17pm On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
I've moved already.. No hard feelings ✌👍
I respet that sir..WE MOVE ON!! smiley



Darell2002 is very upset thou....& still upset. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 12:14pm On May 24, 2024
Darell2002:
More rubbish coming in


Is nothing a product?


You processing, consolidating memories and reinforcing learning is you doing something


You are the one who doesn't have common sense here
And everybody can see that
Calm down brother.
Not sure if you reading in the dark but please switch on yor candle ...read this again & then apply coommmmmon sence..YOU WILL SEE THAT IT MAKES SENSE




What happens if you do nothing:

When you allow yourself time to do nothing,

...you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS)))

^^^^ this is how the brain add value without stressing it too much (juss apply commmon sense & u will gerrrrit) wink
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:58am On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
Whatever

Son..you can never win unless you learn to looose (((WATCH & LEARN))) wink
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:54am On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
Maybe you should check well.. how many times did i reapeat the answer here?

You can give your money to whoever you want. But saying i did not follow the rule is a big lie

Shalom
Bro..you were simply meant to repeat NOTHING NOTHING (Twice,)..YOU DID NOT. That was the rule. You did not obey the rule...TOKSKOB2008 did!! undecided
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:37am On May 24, 2024
Tokskob2008:
angry angry.... Nice

0252769868... Festus

Gtbank
You shall receive payment today: 100% confirmed!!!(((CONGRATS))) wink
Romance › Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:31am On May 24, 2024
ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite

U still alive? How? Why sir?..bro u need help??(no oofencse) angry
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:24am On May 24, 2024
Darell2002:
You just said rubbish
Cooomon sence is not usually commmon.
We not sayin u dont hav commmmon sence thou ..which is usually commmon angry
All u need to do is close yor eyes & think.
but if it was commmmon..anyone will understand this:


What happens if you do nothing:

When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS))) wink
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:20am On May 24, 2024
PJtech:
But i also repeated Nothing twice... check well

You can share the money among us, no let our efforts be in vain


Well ask the first person if he's willing to share the money with me and the other guy


If he says no then Congrats to him
We not doing things the Nigerian way here sir.
Its about obeying rules & honesty.
Thread clearly says: REPEAT CORRECT ANSWER TWICE TO CONFIRM YOU CONFIDENT OF YOUR ANSWER. Your first answer was NOTHING..however..you did not repeat it twice..and then in your next answer. You repeted it twice. Bro that was not the rule & NOBODY IS SHARING NADA.. WE NOT BENDING RULES HERE SIR.
Tokskob2008 first & only answer was: NOTHING NOTHING...so he won!!!!((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: Need To Fatten Gf by MrCork: 10:57am On May 24, 2024
Bongadu:
I have a very adorable girlfriend, I love her very much and would like to marry her one day however she is very skinny, borderline anorexic, and self conscious about her appearance, am trying to make her calorie-dense but healthy food in order to fatten her up, both for her own health and because I'd like her to have thicker butt/legs
I'm also trying to convince her that she doesn't need to worry about her weight, which is easier said than done as it's definitely an unconscious psychological issue for her to some degree
she uses nairaland btw
any ideas?
Is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Need To Fatten Gf by MrCork: 10:57am On May 24, 2024
Bongadu:
I have a very adorable girlfriend, I love her very much and would like to marry her one day however she is very skinny, borderline anorexic, and self conscious about her appearance, am trying to make her calorie-dense but healthy food in order to fatten her up, both for her own health and because I'd like her to have thicker butt/legs
I'm also trying to convince her that she doesn't need to worry about her weight, which is easier said than done as it's definitely an unconscious psychological issue for her to some degree
she uses nairaland btw
any ideas?
angry
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:45am On May 24, 2024




THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NOTHING....AND MUST BE REPEATED TWICE:
SADLY N20K GOES TO THE PERSON WHO MENTIONED NOTHING FIRST....Tokskob2008!!!!(((Winner))).....CONGRATS!!! cheesy

1) Tokskob2008
Answer:
NOTHING
NOTHING

2) PJtech
Then going by you narratives

The Answer is Nothing.

Nothing in this world gains value with age and


3) Akeeng
NOTHING
NOTHING




Check this:
What happens if you do nothing:

When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS))) wink







Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:49am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Udominnit
Well good luck to all of you.
Now this thread is about bodybuilding...so back to topic.

Cheers sir.
Brother no one is buying yor Bull s***....nairaland hav few males faggggots pretending to be females meaning u aint fooooolin no one wit fagggggot related pictures sir....we no we no!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Its So Hard To Be Sane; So Many Breasts And Ass Everywhere by MrCork: 9:42am On May 24, 2024
Pussyisgud:
Ladies these days dress finish and open chest, some drag their skirt up to the laps, some bom shorts, some big shirt and thight, bra is now an abomination.
Alot of Simps are going down because of this, tinubulation is biting but whores are biting your bank account harder. never me because im protected by the holy ghost.
These whorees are not smiling at all and their target is the next available simp.
^^^did they reject u sir?.....names please?? angry
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:37am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
No need to act coy... lol !

No one is actin coy sir
.. few many male faggggots on nairaland pretending to be females sir...we all no this!! undecided
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:33am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
No need to act coy... lol !
Brother we hear u loud & clear..Mr LGBT undecided
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:13am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Why the face ?
Most gay men have muscles.
Ok brother. We hear you!! undecided
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:09am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Getting buff before 2024 is easy if you're already a sport enthusiast, bouncer, bodybuilder..
Wots wrong wit pot bellly?? angry
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:09am On May 24, 2024
byinks:
Getting buff before 2024 is easy if you're already a sport enthusiast, bouncer, bodybuilder..
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is Sex Before Marriage A Sin? by MrCork: 9:04am On May 24, 2024
Testiebobo:
Is sex before marriage a sin?
Because Adam and Eve didnt marry and they had sexual intercourse with each other. And God didnt forsake them because of that. So what is really the superstitic idealogy of sex before marriage as a sin? Do you think it is actually a sin?
Marriage experts and geniuses
So we shuld juss stand there like electric pole... & be loookinat Pucccccccccccccccci......corrrrrect?...realllllly?? angry
Romance › Re: Why Is Sex Before Marriage A Sin? by MrCork: 9:02am On May 24, 2024
Testiebobo:
Is sex before marriage a sin?
Because Adam and Eve didnt marry and they had sexual intercourse with each other. And God didnt forsake them because of that. So what is really the superstitic idealogy of sex before marriage as a sin? Do you think it is actually a sin?
Marriage experts and geniuses
angry
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 8:14am On May 24, 2024
JONSYN7154:
scarce and sought after by collectors.
9. *Vintage Electronics*: Retro gadgets, like old computers or cameras, can gain value as they become more rare and sought after by collectors.
10. *Books*: First editions, signed copies, and rare books can increase in value over time due to their historical significance, condition, and demand.

These products often gain value due to factors like rarity, condition, historical significance, and demand, making them valuable possessions for collectors and enthusiasts.
^^^^^INSTRUCTION CLEARLY SAYS THE CORRECT ANSWER MUST BE REPEATED TWICE TO AVOID GUESSING SIR!!!!! angry
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op):



WE READY!! cheesy

WINNER ANNNOUCED TODAY...

....PLS GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNT RRADY!!!!!!..((((this is it)))))
smiley


Romance › Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:08pm On May 23, 2024
lululovesblue:
You want advice? On how to secure the firearms you need for your mission or how to get a good defense lawyer if you get caught? Haba 😂
Sweeery...forget dat ugly loookin lazy youth please..let him die please...
By the way am a Londoner. so was yor name nomba waist size & favorite color & do u were mini sket please? wink
Romance › Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:05pm On May 23, 2024
ayjay45:
I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.

I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?

Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite
..son...you die..you die...NEXT!!! (no oofencsece) angry
Politics › Re: If You Had The Opportunity To Visit Tinubu, What Will You Advise Him To Do? by MrCork: 6:57pm On May 23, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
U have many other posts of mine 2 turn upside down


Keep replying
Ok. I will Remenham, mr begger!! undecided
Politics › Re: If You Had The Opportunity To Visit Tinubu, What Will You Advise Him To Do? by MrCork: 5:48pm On May 23, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Advise 4 free?

Does he sit or stand in his office 4 free?


U want my life 2 be wasted or what huh
STOP BEGGGING PEOPLE ON NAIRALAND FOR MOINEY PLEASE....STOPPPPIT!!!....ITS A BIG SHAME TO BE A BEĜGER undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Can I Find A Witch? by MrCork: 3:09pm On May 23, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Yeah i dont av a wife

Is it also 4 life!

Lemme check 4 a witch

Is there need 4 a knife!

Am i sure of a nursing!

Till i die 4 no reason

All av seen on tha street

Neva same thing as heaven

Itz so hard 2 survive

It is hell with a drive

How i sleep in tha ghetto is only mine 2 derive

Could be just on a bench ! Av had 2 think of my death, been so often bcuz ,so much thirst being 2 quench

Who was born 2 regret?

Av got wounds 2 correct

One is just on my head

Is there blood 2 detect?

Oh my what oh my matter

Or however be later

Neva wishing 2 suffer

Is a witch not whatever?


Oh my what oh my matter

Or however be later

Neva wishing 2 suffer

Is a witch not whatever?
You wanto beg witch for moiney??...beggger boy??

Why dont u ask street begger for N20 Naira? undecided

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