Romance › Re: See What My TV Can Do by MrCork: 11:06am On May 26, 2024 |
SirLiquidGold: I had been bored and felt my palour was empty. The house literally felt empty and I didn't want to be having female company in my house at the moment for some reasons.
So after looking for someone willing to sell a TV for me on nairaland with no luck, I went and got this
See what my TV can do You the first television owner in yor village?...congrats sir!!!((no oofencsece)))  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:02am On May 26, 2024 |
Auxtan: It really went a long way. It was a situation I needed to handle by myself and it was killing me inside. All thanks to Nairaland for real. ..and Brother. quit cryin like a women please ...only gay men cry. Infact why are u gay sir??(no oofencse)  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:00am On May 26, 2024 |
Auxtan: I faced the toughest time of my life weeks ago after my 3+ years relationship ended at the particular period I was about making things official with my ex.
I came to Nairaland to pour out my heart, a forum I have found refuge for my deepest thoughts, thoughts that looks weak I couldn't tell anyone else but due to Nairaland is a faceless forum I always found it to be my best friend to get both the rude and kind lessons from others.
I feel so great now after my failed relationship weighed me down for many weeks. It was like my testicle was buried in my ex' body then. I couldn't stay hours without thinking about the memories we shared.
If not for the messages I come here to read and the replies to my posts, I would have been deep into my own emotions that would have kept me depressed till now.
But thankfully I feel so great now eh.. omooo is crazy!
Thank you great people  YOU LAZY YOUTH...no wonder buharrri hate u.
Ok so u r proud to use 3year in prison becuzz babe leave u & u want nairaland to for give u....corrrrrect??...son, some body needto giv u bacccckhand slap twice..i swaaar!!!((((no oofencsece)))) 
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Romance › Re: Nairaland Saved Me From Depression by MrCork: 11:25pm On May 25, 2024 |
Auxtan: I faced the toughest time of my life weeks ago after my 3+ years relationship ended at the particular period I was about making things official with my ex.
I came to Nairaland to pour out my heart, a forum I have found refuge for my deepest thoughts, thoughts that looks weak I couldn't tell anyone else but due to Nairaland is a faceless forum I always found it to be my best friend to get both the rude and kind lessons from others.
I feel so great now after my failed relationship weighed me down for many weeks. It was like my testicle was buried in my ex' body then. I couldn't stay hours without thinking about the memories we shared.
If not for the messages I come here to read and the replies to my posts, I would have been deep into my own emotions that would have kept me depressed till now.
But thankfully I feel so great now eh.. omooo is crazy!
Thank you great people   |
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 3:38pm On May 24, 2024 |
Darell2002: Upset when I wasn't part of the useless game in the first place
I am only tackling the rubbish answer you gave
And for the umpteenth time how is nothing a product? English definitely not yor first language so i may have to repet the answer again in pigeon English ma: I REPEAT!!! Nothing adds value to your wellbeing which clearly makes it a valued product (i hope the gramma is not gettin u confuse) What happens if you do nothing?? (((Now listen to the answer again for the 5th time))) When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! If u cant understand, u on yor own...go n buy television sir!!!(((no oofencse))  |
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 12:17pm On May 24, 2024 |
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Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 12:14pm On May 24, 2024 |
Darell2002: More rubbish coming in
Is nothing a product?
You processing, consolidating memories and reinforcing learning is you doing something
You are the one who doesn't have common sense here And everybody can see that Calm down brother. Not sure if you reading in the dark but please switch on yor candle ...read this again & then apply coommmmmon sence..YOU WILL SEE THAT IT MAKES SENSE
What happens if you do nothing:
When you allow yourself time to do nothing,
...you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS)))
^^^^ this is how the brain add value without stressing it too much (juss apply commmon sense & u will gerrrrit) 
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Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:58am On May 24, 2024 |
PJtech: Whatever Son..you can never win unless you learn to looose (((WATCH & LEARN))) 
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Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:54am On May 24, 2024 |
PJtech: Maybe you should check well.. how many times did i reapeat the answer here?
You can give your money to whoever you want. But saying i did not follow the rule is a big lie
Shalom Bro..you were simply meant to repeat NOTHING NOTHING (Twice,)..YOU DID NOT. That was the rule. You did not obey the rule...TOKSKOB2008 did!!  |
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:37am On May 24, 2024 |
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Romance › Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:31am On May 24, 2024 |
ayjay45: I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.
I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?
Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite U still alive? How? Why sir?..bro u need help??(no oofencse) 
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Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:24am On May 24, 2024 |
Darell2002: You just said rubbish Cooomon sence is not usually commmon. We not sayin u dont hav commmmon sence thou ..which is usually commmon  All u need to do is close yor eyes & think. but if it was commmmon..anyone will understand this: What happens if you do nothing:
When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS))) 
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Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:20am On May 24, 2024 |
PJtech: But i also repeated Nothing twice... check well
You can share the money among us, no let our efforts be in vain
Well ask the first person if he's willing to share the money with me and the other guy
If he says no then Congrats to him We not doing things the Nigerian way here sir. Its about obeying rules & honesty. Thread clearly says: REPEAT CORRECT ANSWER TWICE TO CONFIRM YOU CONFIDENT OF YOUR ANSWER. Your first answer was NOTHING..however..you did not repeat it twice..and then in your next answer. You repeted it twice. Bro that was not the rule & NOBODY IS SHARING NADA.. WE NOT BENDING RULES HERE SIR. Tokskob2008 first & only answer was: NOTHING NOTHING...so he won!!!!((no oofencse))  |
Romance › Re: Need To Fatten Gf by MrCork: 10:57am On May 24, 2024 |
Bongadu: I have a very adorable girlfriend, I love her very much and would like to marry her one day however she is very skinny, borderline anorexic, and self conscious about her appearance, am trying to make her calorie-dense but healthy food in order to fatten her up, both for her own health and because I'd like her to have thicker butt/legs I'm also trying to convince her that she doesn't need to worry about her weight, which is easier said than done as it's definitely an unconscious psychological issue for her to some degree she uses nairaland btw any ideas? Is she lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: Need To Fatten Gf by MrCork: 10:57am On May 24, 2024 |
Bongadu: I have a very adorable girlfriend, I love her very much and would like to marry her one day however she is very skinny, borderline anorexic, and self conscious about her appearance, am trying to make her calorie-dense but healthy food in order to fatten her up, both for her own health and because I'd like her to have thicker butt/legs I'm also trying to convince her that she doesn't need to worry about her weight, which is easier said than done as it's definitely an unconscious psychological issue for her to some degree she uses nairaland btw any ideas?  |
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:45am On May 24, 2024 |
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS NOTHING....AND MUST BE REPEATED TWICE: SADLY N20K GOES TO THE PERSON WHO MENTIONED NOTHING FIRST....Tokskob2008!!!!(((Winner))).....CONGRATS!!! 
1) Tokskob2008 Answer: NOTHING NOTHING
2) PJtech Then going by you narratives
The Answer is Nothing.
Nothing in this world gains value with age and
3) Akeeng NOTHING NOTHING
Check this: What happens if you do nothing:
When you allow yourself time to do nothing, you give your brain a chance to process, experience, consolidate memories, reinforce learning. Your resting state is a powerful tool for regulating your emotions!!! ((((SAY LESS))) 
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Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:49am On May 24, 2024 |
byinks: Udominnit Well good luck to all of you. Now this thread is about bodybuilding...so back to topic.
Cheers sir. Brother no one is buying yor Bull s***....nairaland hav few males faggggots pretending to be females meaning u aint fooooolin no one wit fagggggot related pictures sir....we no we no!!!(((no oofencsece)))  |
Romance › Re: Its So Hard To Be Sane; So Many Breasts And Ass Everywhere by MrCork: 9:42am On May 24, 2024 |
Pussyisgud: Ladies these days dress finish and open chest, some drag their skirt up to the laps, some bom shorts, some big shirt and thight, bra is now an abomination. Alot of Simps are going down because of this, tinubulation is biting but whores are biting your bank account harder. never me because im protected by the holy ghost. These whorees are not smiling at all and their target is the next available simp. ^^^did they reject u sir?.....names please??  |
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:37am On May 24, 2024 |
byinks: No need to act coy... lol ! No one is actin coy sir .. few many male faggggots on nairaland pretending to be females sir...we all no this!! 
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Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:33am On May 24, 2024 |
byinks: No need to act coy... lol ! Brother we hear u loud & clear..Mr LGBT  |
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:13am On May 24, 2024 |
byinks: Why the face ? Most gay men have muscles. Ok brother. We hear you!!  |
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:09am On May 24, 2024 |
byinks: Getting buff before 2024 is easy if you're already a sport enthusiast, bouncer, bodybuilder.. Wots wrong wit pot bellly??  |
Romance › Re: Getting Buff Before 2024 by MrCork: 9:09am On May 24, 2024 |
byinks: Getting buff before 2024 is easy if you're already a sport enthusiast, bouncer, bodybuilder..  |
Romance › Re: Why Is Sex Before Marriage A Sin? by MrCork: 9:04am On May 24, 2024 |
Testiebobo: Is sex before marriage a sin? Because Adam and Eve didnt marry and they had sexual intercourse with each other. And God didnt forsake them because of that. So what is really the superstitic idealogy of sex before marriage as a sin? Do you think it is actually a sin? Marriage experts and geniuses So we shuld juss stand there like electric pole... & be loookinat Pucccccccccccccccci......corrrrrect?...realllllly??  |
Romance › Re: Why Is Sex Before Marriage A Sin? by MrCork: 9:02am On May 24, 2024 |
Testiebobo: Is sex before marriage a sin? Because Adam and Eve didnt marry and they had sexual intercourse with each other. And God didnt forsake them because of that. So what is really the superstitic idealogy of sex before marriage as a sin? Do you think it is actually a sin? Marriage experts and geniuses  |
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 8:14am On May 24, 2024 |
JONSYN7154: scarce and sought after by collectors. 9. *Vintage Electronics*: Retro gadgets, like old computers or cameras, can gain value as they become more rare and sought after by collectors. 10. *Books*: First editions, signed copies, and rare books can increase in value over time due to their historical significance, condition, and demand.
These products often gain value due to factors like rarity, condition, historical significance, and demand, making them valuable possessions for collectors and enthusiasts. ^^^^^INSTRUCTION CLEARLY SAYS THE CORRECT ANSWER MUST BE REPEATED TWICE TO AVOID GUESSING SIR!!!!!  |
Forum Games › Re: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 7:48am On May 24, 2024*. Modified: 8:11am On May 24, 2024 |
WE READY!! 
WINNER ANNNOUCED TODAY...
....PLS GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNT RRADY!!!!!!..((((this is it))))) 
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Romance › Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:08pm On May 23, 2024 |
lululovesblue: You want advice? On how to secure the firearms you need for your mission or how to get a good defense lawyer if you get caught? Haba 😂 Sweeery...forget dat ugly loookin lazy youth please..let him die please... By the way am a Londoner. so was yor name nomba waist size & favorite color & do u were mini sket please?  |
Romance › Re: I Am Going To Do Crime And Either Get Shot Or In Prison. by MrCork: 11:05pm On May 23, 2024 |
ayjay45: I'm tired of leaving like this. Am going to take either of the two options. Do armed robbery and either end up getting killed or locked up In the process.
I'm not scared of anything anymore. It is better than staying like this. For what?
Please don't mind my frustrations. Just advise me as a brother. I don't bite ..son...you die..you die...NEXT!!! (no oofencsece)  |
Politics › Re: If You Had The Opportunity To Visit Tinubu, What Will You Advise Him To Do? by MrCork: 6:57pm On May 23, 2024 |
HellVictorinho6: U have many other posts of mine 2 turn upside down
Keep replying Ok. I will Remenham, mr begger!!  |
Politics › Re: If You Had The Opportunity To Visit Tinubu, What Will You Advise Him To Do? by MrCork: 5:48pm On May 23, 2024 |
HellVictorinho6: Advise 4 free?
Does he sit or stand in his office 4 free?
U want my life 2 be wasted or what  STOP BEGGGING PEOPLE ON NAIRALAND FOR MOINEY PLEASE....STOPPPPIT!!!....ITS A BIG SHAME TO BE A BEĜGER  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Can I Find A Witch? by MrCork: 3:09pm On May 23, 2024 |
HellVictorinho6: Yeah i dont av a wife
Is it also 4 life!
Lemme check 4 a witch
Is there need 4 a knife!
Am i sure of a nursing!
Till i die 4 no reason
All av seen on tha street
Neva same thing as heaven
Itz so hard 2 survive
It is hell with a drive
How i sleep in tha ghetto is only mine 2 derive
Could be just on a bench ! Av had 2 think of my death, been so often bcuz ,so much thirst being 2 quench
Who was born 2 regret?
Av got wounds 2 correct
One is just on my head
Is there blood 2 detect?
Oh my what oh my matter
Or however be later
Neva wishing 2 suffer
Is a witch not whatever?
Oh my what oh my matter
Or however be later
Neva wishing 2 suffer
Is a witch not whatever? You wanto beg witch for moiney??...beggger boy?? Why dont u ask street begger for N20 Naira?  |