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Romance › Re: I Am Committing Suicide Tomorrow by MrCork: 1:31pm On May 29, 2024
Ilamina:
It's a cruel world..only few can be encouraging
Die die die die die die die & send us video proove!!! ((no oofencsece)) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Raisi Had Blood On His Hands, We Offered Condolences As Typical Practice - US by MrCork: 1:08pm On May 29, 2024
cutesharon:
Every death is painful. His family is weeping while people are rejoicing. May the dead rest in peace. We outsiders cannot know what they are going through except what we hear from the news. Our prayer is that we all are all able to present good deeds before out creator on the last day.
Helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who are intaresssted in doin housegirl work becuzz he read to pay u a coo N30,000 ...cash monthly mean this is a great shance for u to make moiney & eventually become millionaire in years to come.are u intaresssted please? This is a big shance? smiley
Celebrities › Re: Come Beat Me- Toyin Abraham Ends Beef With Funke, Crowns Her Queen Of Box Office by MrCork: 1:08pm On May 29, 2024
Abaniwealth:
There fucking biz, their rift will not solve any of the difficulties Nigerians are passing through.
Helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who are intaresssted in doin housegirl work becuzz he read to pay u a coo N30,000 ...cash monthly mean this is a great shance for u to make moiney & eventually become millionaire in years to come.are u intaresssted please? This is a big shance? smiley
Romance › Re: Plaiting Of Hair Now Cost 10,000 Naira by MrCork: 1:07pm On May 29, 2024
guobe:
For ladies
So u a male plannin to platt yor hairs...corrrrrect?
Culture › Re: Ongoing Renovation At Emir Of Kano's Palace (video) by MrCork: 1:06pm On May 29, 2024
pretydiva:
Meme loading cheesy
Helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who are intaresssted in doin housegirl work becuzz he read to pay u a coo N30,000 ...cash monthly mean this is a great shance for u to make moiney & eventually become millionaire in years to come.are u intaresssted please? This is a big shance? smiley
Romance › Re: Plaiting Of Hair Now Cost 10,000 Naira by MrCork: 12:59pm On May 29, 2024
guobe:
Just for a lady to plait her hair is now 10,000 naira.
How can girls living on 30,000 naira minimum wage salary make her hair and she has to feed and also transport her self to work.
As a guy with 1,000 naira you can barb your hair though alot of guys are now plaigting their hair.
An alternative is the use of wig and these wigs are very expensive as most girls see it as a class thing because if a cheap wig is bought by the girl she can be teased with it by people saying see this your cheap sponge you still de talk.
If a lady now decides to go the Nancy Isime way by cutting their hair short,it won't fit most of them as they do not have the beauty of Nancy Isime as they will look like otutu.
All in all girls should try and keep their hairs neat all the time as the beauty of a woman comes from the hair.
Brother..so u need moiney to platt yor hairs?
Romance › Re: I Am Committing Suicide Tomorrow by MrCork: 11:42am On May 29, 2024
Ilamina:
It's a cruel world..only few can be encouraging
NEXT!! angry
Romance › Re: Masturbation Will Render You Useless...stop It by MrCork:
Dexy4yah:
The devil is still busy enslaving millions of souls in this hideous and devilish act...it will render you useless both spiritually and physically.

RESIST the devil and he will flee from you

Stop masturbation and see your life problems solved beyond your imagination.

Every masturbator is spiritually caged....free yourself from that cage and see your life turn around for good.
Says who? Show us the law sir? angry
Romance › Re: Masturbation Will Render You Useless...stop It by MrCork: 11:12am On May 29, 2024
Dexy4yah:
The devil is still busy enslaving millions of souls in this hideous and devilish act...it will render you useless both spiritually and physically.

RESIST the devil and he will flee from you

Stop masturbation and see your life problems solved beyond your imagination.

Every masturbator is spiritually caged....free yourself from that cage and see your life turn around for good.
angry
Romance › Re: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 11:00am On May 29, 2024
Mikespecialone:
Baba weere
My Apologies bro...i only give moiney to women..not men sir(no oofencsece) smiley
Romance › Re: Do Not Love Anybody Because The Person Loves You. by MrCork: 10:05am On May 29, 2024
[quote author=Pr :Dettyangelng post=130194814]Please I am begging you never love anybody out of pity. They must like you first even a little. I loved out of pity and now I was dumped not even pitied though I cried so many tears.[/quote]^^^^^story
I hav moiney...Can i love u like ice cream strawberry malata gromjakro durin voncolada please? cheesy
Romance › Re: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 9:55am On May 29, 2024
Mikespecialone:
That’s good Broda, share the love nah make we self chop inside , they said there is love in sharing .. If u say make I drop aza ,I no go shame drop ham
I knew u were going to beg for moiney? Is that normal there in naija..grown men begging? Bro, i am not father chrissssmas. Please wait for December!!(no oofencse) undecided
Romance › Re: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 9:21am On May 29, 2024
Mikespecialone:
Oya Mr money
May i remind u that am a Londoner...technically this means i hav moiney..pounds staling!! angry
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Cross-Dresser Jay Boogie by MrCork:
[quote author=pre grin grin grin grin ;Dtydiva post=130182485]One man down, I repeat one man down😭😭[/quote]^^^^^^JELOSY ...she so jelos its unbelievable...WOMEN!!!grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: New Photos Of Cross-Dresser Jay Boogie by MrCork: 9:19am On May 29, 2024
Fcold:
How dp you explain to your kids that this is a man
Kaiiiii....4real??
am definitely smashing this one..and shes lightskin
..will pay N50K...CASH!!!!! (real talk) grin
Romance › Re: Do Mammy Water Or Mermaids Exist(those With Self-experience Should Share) by MrCork: 9:16am On May 29, 2024
FUTURE4202:
I have been hearing of the existence of mammy water also known as mermaids but never for once seen one. Many nigerians and people around the world believe they(mermaids)exist for such reasons we have even since films acted to prove the existence of mermaids.

And it's widely believed most especially in nigeria that mermaids are very beautiful humans or creatures and also bring good wills and deeds to who ever human they come in contact with.

I myself have never come in contact with a mermaid so i don't believe it exist but i still pray and wish to come in contact with a mermaid someday. I think if possible it would be a memorable moment.
For those of you who have had any encounter with a mermaid should pls share his/her experience and observations. But if you haven't seen any mermaid but you believe in it existence, you can still share your reasons on why you think mammy water aka mermaids exist.
yes. I saw 2 at Shoprite..they were gold digger sir!!!!(((TRUE STORY))) angry
Sports › Re: Footballers Around The World Post All Eyes On Rafah On Social Media. by MrCork: 9:06am On May 29, 2024
kenex4ever:
Israel should calm down.

You dont need to destroy innocent people.
Bro ..israel aint calming $hit..should not. They must not giv those muslim terrrrrorist hamas chance to re-group. They are not innnnnocent, they all terrrrrorist sir!!(no oofencsece) angry
Sports › Re: Footballers Around The World Post All Eyes On Rafah On Social Media. by MrCork: 9:03am On May 29, 2024
joseph1832:
With all this noise going on, I want to ask, who struck first?

Real talk...dont mind those muslim terrrrrorist soppoters. They make the world unsafe & should be locked up..same with terrrrrorist I.P.O.D group!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Sports › Re: Footballers Around The World Post All Eyes On Rafah On Social Media. by MrCork: 8:57am On May 29, 2024
rowrowland:
1. Give Hamas just a quarter of arms available to IDF and you'll know God has no first born.
2. As long as you're an occupying power your bed is cursed and you shall NEVER sleep.
I hate Hamas by the way
son u sound like those muslim terrrrrorist from I.P.O.D....why tha fokk are u sayin arm hamas?....u should be jail for treason!!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Sports › Re: Footballers Around The World Post All Eyes On Rafah On Social Media. by MrCork: 8:55am On May 29, 2024
Galinton:
islam & ipob are all terorrists
Of course...so why tha fok people moaning about rafffa?...
...raffffar korr...raggggamofffin niii!!!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 8:50am On May 29, 2024
Mikespecialone:
Joblessness
Brother, u cannot relate to this post unless u have moiney. We that have moiney believe this is true..which is why i spend more moiney on side chicks than my girlfriend!!((REAL TALK)) angry
Romance › Re: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 8:48am On May 29, 2024
Akpabio22:
rawbish post. Na this nonsense you want to see in front page.
Son.. this post will not make sense until u pass age of 18 & become a full grown man sir...then it will make sence!!((TRUE STORY)) angry
Sports › Re: Footballers Around The World Post All Eyes On Rafah On Social Media. by MrCork: 8:41am On May 29, 2024
naptu2:
Footballers around the world post All Eyes on Rafah messages on social media

An Israeli air strike on a refugee tent camp killed 45 civilians. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told the country’s parliament in Hebrew that the casualties were a “tragic mishap”; his office presented clarifying comments in English that translated the phrase as “tragic incident.”

Videos and pictures of the aftermath of the strike have been removed from Instagram for being too graphic (they show burning bodies).

So someone created this AI generated image of the camps and it has been shared millions of times.

Footballers from all over the world are also noe sharing the image.



Super Falcons Asisat Oshoala and Michelle Alozie
fukkkk Rafffar....THEY NEED TO GET RID OF THIS MUSLIM TERRRRRORIST...I.P.O D & NNAMDIKANU included..israel is doin a great job....pirrriod!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 11:01pm On May 28, 2024
M.O.D FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!

This is exactly all men cannot marry or hav stable girlfriends...we prefer side chicks coz they way much better & dont make u age quickly;

1. They usually slimmmer & dance better (no oofencse) angry
2. They always have better figure & mostlt work as receptionist (fact) angry
2a. They allways lightskin or halfcast!!((no oofencsece)) angry
3. They never nag or give stress
4. They giv u piss of mind (real talk) smiley
5. They dont want no kids since all men hate gaddem kids
6. They always loyal & are way more draskological (true story)
7. They less educated but spek better English (fact) angry
8. They were mini skets, thongs, eye lid, wig, leggggins, better lip stick
9. They go to Dubai & Turkey twice a year (fact) angry
10. They always do BBL to make all.men happy becuzz we prefer BBL women (fact)
Politics › Re: Kano Emirates: Northern Lawyers Give Gov Yusuf 48 Hours Ultimatum by MrCork: 5:21pm On May 28, 2024
Christistruth00:
It is not our Business but where were these same Lawyers when Ganduje Removed Sanusi despite all the outstanding Court orders telling him not to


Nigerian Politicians are something else

brother, we londoners never heard of sanusie, who is Sanusie sir?(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: I Come With Love by MrCork: 12:06pm On May 28, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Every young girl must acknowledge that you are targeted by the spirit of lust, what you are going to experience isn't real, it's just a mirage, that will leave you wanting for more that would never be enough for a lifelong.

What are you going to do?

If you want to experience the real life, open your heart and call this particular name CHRIST. Tell him LORD, I can't help myself anymore, I want a real help. Call him LORD, if you are not ready to worship him as lord you are so joking 😃 😃 😃 😃.


Called him myself and got lots of favours and help and most of all comfort!!! You can also try!
So do u have yannsh?
Wot size?
Wot weight please? cheesy
Romance › Re: I Come With Love by MrCork: 10:46am On May 28, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Every young girl must acknowledge that you are targeted by the spirit of lust, what you are going to experience isn't real, it's just a mirage, that will leave you wanting for more that would never be enough for a lifelong.

What are you going to do?

If you want to experience the real life, open your heart and call this particular name CHRIST. Tell him LORD, I can't help myself anymore, I want a real help. Call him LORD, if you are not ready to worship him as lord you are so joking 😃 😃 😃 😃.


Called him myself and got lots of favours and help and most of all comfort!!! You can also try!
U come to make love?...great
are u tryin to say u wannto fukk?? Who?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Maiduguri Guy(pic) by MrCork: 9:06am On May 28, 2024
Mustapha102:
My name is Mustapha(maiduguri Fish Guy). I sell dried fish. I base in maiduguri and deliver nationwide.

If you want fish wey no dey gree scatter for pot na Maiduguri FISH Guy dey run am


Jazz no dey keep man, just buy my fish and make soup for your man and watch him sings your name.
The following are available for salr:

Bargi Mangala fish - a carton of between (65-70) pieces goes for #80k

Catfish cutlets- a carton of (200) pieces goes for #80k

River Catfish- a carton of between (55-60) pieces goes for #65k.

Smoked and spiced Panla fish - a carton of between (120-140) pieces goes for #50k



Location is maiduguri Delivery is nationwide.

Call or Whatsapp:08063592594

Ok Son ..why are u wereing dress...and why are u gay sir??(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Maiduguri Guy(pic) by MrCork: 9:05am On May 28, 2024
Mustapha102:
My name is Mustapha(maiduguri Fish Guy). I sell dried fish. I base in maiduguri and deliver nationwide.

If you want fish wey no dey gree scatter for pot na Maiduguri FISH Guy dey run am


Jazz no dey keep man, just buy my fish and make soup for your man and watch him sings your name.
The following are available for salr:

Bargi Mangala fish - a carton of between (65-70) pieces goes for #80k

Catfish cutlets- a carton of (200) pieces goes for #80k

River Catfish- a carton of between (55-60) pieces goes for #65k.

Smoked and spiced Panla fish - a carton of between (120-140) pieces goes for #50k



Location is maiduguri Delivery is nationwide.

Call or Whatsapp:08063592594
angry
Romance › Re: Because I'm Broke Doesn't Mean I Shudnt Have Pride (pics) by MrCork: 4:41pm On May 27, 2024
idahme:
Let no one shame you for going life's struggles, that you are broke doesn't mean you don't deserve a bride.

A society who despises a broke man shouldn't tell the man how many women he will Carry when he becomes rich. There are levels to which someone can be broke, some don't work at all and don't have funds to take care of their recurrent expenditure not to talk of additional people while others are broke earning minimum wage or above minimum wage jobs but can afford their basic needs.

If you find yourself in the latter category then it's easier but if you find yourself in the former the scenario becomes even more daunting. For scenario one you have to consciously find a bride who doesn't have the mindset of "my money is my money and your money is our money" else you will regret taking the route of marriage im the first place. But if scenario two is what you are experiencing the only option is to seek a bride that is way financially stable than scenario one but it's like passing through the eye of a needle because 99 % of ladies will over look you because hypergamy won't work where you are.

You must note an intentional mindset to planning yourself in this , don't ever let things to chance like the number of children you should have as well as how to improve your finances to accommodate the ever increasing financial obligations as the family size increases. Never live your life to the standards of people around you, set your own pace and conquer your world. The road is extremely challenging but with hardwork, dedication you can surpass all limiting vicissitudes around you.
Brother..OP is a weak man meaning he gay. Gay mans are weak & thats why Buharri called them lazy youth...he die he die...nobody cate. I dont u dont nobody dont!!!(THREAD CLOSEDC)) angry
Romance › Re: Because I'm Broke Doesn't Mean I Shudnt Have Pride (pics) by MrCork: 4:38pm On May 27, 2024
ayjay45:
I don't know of people who take this on nairaland but I won't take it. So a broke guy should be without pride and like a desperate dog looking to cling to any small chance or whatever

I won't take it. I may be broke but I still got my pride mtchew

Son..you die you die...NEXT!!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Latest Update.,see What Men Are Doing! by MrCork: 12:19pm On May 27, 2024
Weretuntun:
ALMOST MEN ARE NOW DATING ASHAWO IN BROTHEL,TREATING THEM THE WAY THEY ARE TREATING THEIR GIRLFRIEND. I VISITED BROTHEL TODAY,WITH THOUGHT,WITH 1K I WILL DO ANY GIRL AND THEY WILL RUSH ME,NOT KNOWING THAT SIMPS HAS HIJACKED THE PLACE,
SIMPS ARE GREAT THREAT TO BROTHERHOOD.
My brother.. we should go for drink...ON THE HOUSE!
yor sister definaately my kinda woman sir...she works ina brothel?? (no oofeincse) cheesy

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