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EroticAngelina:
Let's know who you love here, and why you love them!

And when I say love, I don't only mean romantic love.. friendly love, brotherly/sisterly love.. or you just admire them and the way they are.

Share with us, and let that person know you love them Happy Sunday.

EroticAngelina:
Let's know who you love here, and why you love them!

And when I say love, I don't only mean romantic love.. friendly love, brotherly/sisterly love.. or you just admire them and the way they are.

Share with us, and let that person know you love them Happy Sunday.

Gorgeous58:
Dear Men!!!

It's that time of the month! She got those mood swings! She complains about almost everything! Her tummy hurts like nothing else! She holds back and tries to stay strong! And you come and say your woman nags so much? Complains a lot? When did you ever rub her tummy when it hurts? When did you ever tell her "babe sorry I can imagine how I hurts?" Guess never! You don't even know when she got them periods and if you do it's cause you saw the trash in the bathroom and still don't care! She trimmed her eye brows! Did you even notice that? No cause Arsenal and Manchester United got you occupied!

She changed her hairstyle and what did you say? Nothing! How much does it cost to tell her "babe that style is good but the previous one was better! You just told her what you like unknowingly!

When was the last time you told her she's beautiful? You can't remember and if you do it when you were chasing still her, so did she all of a sudden change?

When did you ever show interest in the kids day to day school work? You only waiting for end of them and if they fail, you are there blabbing "this is your mother's fault, does she monitor your school work?" Seriously? You were never home! Even your kids ask each other, "does dad live here with us at all?" And you still consider yourself a dad?

On intimacy, you say she doesn't knock it right or rather give it the way you like it! When did you ever compliment her when she gave it right? Never! And you expect her to know? And that should justify your cheating? Come on! When did you ever go for a quickie and she said no? Never!

When did you ever text her to make your favourite meal? Never! And you say you don't like eating at home! Please!

When last were you seen out with her? You can't even remember! "I've got to hang with the guys/ champions league is on" is your slogan! And if she thinks otherwise she's a bad woman!

Why not treat your first baby with love and attention? Women don't ask for much! Love her, she'll feel respected and cared for!

KiddaBlingzz:
To make your money before marrying your wife or to marry your wife and work together to make the money?

Ukutsgp:
someone told me that babes in Nairaland are hard nut to crack when it comes to wooing them. He said that most of them are also very insultive that i should not bother about them. He said that most of them are too full of themselves, thinking that they are indispensable. he said that i should not go and embarrassed myself that some of them have childish mentality.

i don't want to disclose the person for obvious reasons.

please, is it true?

misszainab:
check my profile, u'll knw if I'm lightskined or not.

misszainab:
check my profile, u'll knw if I'm lightskined or not.

marieolae:
please give me a good cream that I can use

rozzay:
Dis contest go tough o. Pasqal09 sir

marieolae:
lmao mrcork and his jokes

haryana:
so i am a widow with a child. i also am a muslim and young. i want to remarry and don't like the men who the men making advances so far for one reason or the other. but there is this Man i tend to admire and like so much. met him a couple of times but no plesantries exchanged between us. Don't want to make any move so its not misunderstood as being Desperate. He is married currently and they have 2 kids together. how should i go about this? i have his contact too.should i make a move? or what do i do.

CrudeGH:
shitnigerian mudder fugging terrorist sh1thead what the fvck is in this ediot's head? stop smoking weed whole day, magg0t!

Merlissa:
I am allergic to first class idiots like you!

marieolae:
Gosh this is so boring. *yawns*

Merlissa:
Off all fishes in the river, nah you I go wan toast I'd rather toast bread!

Pekam ko, Pelumi ni.

Am sure you stay at ajegunle!!

Bros biko go hug transformer ok!!

Merlissa:
You make me smile!!

Thanks

...huh?...smile or cry?....

...hangon..sweery r u tryn to toast me coz i drive a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot wit alloy wills,sat nav & electric heated seat...and coz am from Pekam,London?

misszainab:
I love my boyfriend, God knows I do. He's my first love and after him, I have not dated any other man. It's been 3years since we started dating. He tries hard to be faithful and I'm faithful to him too. But I'm so pessimistic about the future with him. We're about graduating from school, and after graduation our relationship will become a distant one, and I'm scared of keeping a distant relationship. But I don't want to give up, one main thing I'm concerned about is that he's not financially ohkay for now. I don't know if I should keep on with that.
I know God has a plan for us, he always assures me that with time things will get better, and that is what keeps us going. I Love him because he's very optimistic about the future and that gives me faith. But what if things don't turn out good?



No insults pls, just your kind and sincere advice. Nobody is perfect.

misszainab:
I love my boyfriend, God knows I do. He's my first love and after him, I have not dated any other man. It's been 3years since we started dating. He tries hard to be faithful and I'm faithful to him too. But I'm so pessimistic about the future with him. We're about graduating from school, and after graduation our relationship will become a distant one, and I'm scared of keeping a distant relationship. But I don't want to give up, one main thing I'm concerned about is that he's not financially ohkay for now. I don't know if I should keep on with that.
I know God has a plan for us, he always assures me that with time things will get better, and that is what keeps us going. I Love him because he's very optimistic about the future and that gives me faith. But what if things don't turn out good?



No insults pls, just your kind and sincere advice. Nobody is perfect.

joseph1832:
I decided to write a poem for rozzay. She has my support for the Miss Nairaland context. The last time I wrote a poem was 1999. Just thought to use this a medium to get my skillz sparkling.

Thou art thy sweetest rose
Thy eyes as lovely as Venus
Thy lips as sweet as honey
Thy features as lovely as Aphrodite
Thy face as fierce as the Sun

Thou art the epitome of feminism
As water quencheth fire, so do thee quencheth thirst
As Eagles soar in the skies, so do thee soar amongst the stars
As lions stand mightiest among the animals, so do thee stand mightiest amongst men
As Hera is favoured amongst the goddess, so is thee favoured amongst women

Thy rose is thy rose
Mightiest amongst women
Loveliest among thy kind
Sweetest amongst fruits
And the very embodiment of all that is feminine

The rosiest of the rosest rozzay
This poem is for thee!.

PS: I will write a poem for whoever I support. Please give your support to rozzay.

Thanks.

joseph1832:
I decided to write a poem for rozzay. She has my support for the Miss Nhairaland context. The last time I wrote a poem was 1999. Just thought to use this a medium to get my skillz sparkling.

Thou art thy sweetest rose
Thy eyes as lovely as Venus
Thy lips as sweet as honey
Thy features as lovely as Aphrodite
Thy face as fierce as the Sun

Thou art the epitome of feminism
As water quencheth fire, so do thee quencheth thirst
As Eagles soar in the skies, so do thee soar amongst the stars
As lions stand mightiest among the animals, so do thee stand mightiest amongst men
As Hera is favoured amongst the goddess, so is thee favoured amongst women

Thy rose is thy rose
Mightiest amongst women
Loveliest among thy kind
Sweetest amongst fruits
And the very embodiment of all that is feminine

The rosiest of the rosest rozzay
This poem is for thee!.

PS: I will write a poem for whoever I support. Please give your support to rozzay.

Thanks.

Merlissa:
You sound so lonely!!!

Let me send you a teddy bear

Merlissa:
I don't need anti-aging cream!! Even if am black, how does it affect the price of meat in the market

Black is beauty cow!

Merlissa:
Here's your proof

First Class Cow

Merlissa:


I don't blame you sha! you sound very lonely and desperate!

As a first class cow, your brain cannot remember..

Mr Cow should be your new name!

Have a nice life!

Limerick:
What attracts you the most in a girl/boy?

- ‪ face‬
- ‪ body‬
- ‪ eyes‬
- ‪ hair‬
- ‪ his‬/her voice
- ‪ personality‬
- ‪ piercing‬
- ‪ dimples‬
- ‪ tattoo‬
- others comment

Whoever likes/quote it positively thinks ur cute as ffuck, so follow
them

BE HONEST

VickyyB:
Yes. Provided I like him

Merlissa:
You have asked me this same bloody question in one of my trends...

Instead of you whining like a baby, go and check the reply i posted!