Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by MrCork: 3:50pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Merlissa: What's with you and light skinned women ....sweeery i dint ask u for story....i ask if u light skin ..this is exactly y u fail exams and then blame teacher..
...r u light skin?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies Pls Comment! by MrCork: 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
Merlissa: Can you date a guy that cries worst than Jim Iyke?
Me I know say water no go finish for house! ...are u light skin?  |
Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 3:18pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
. Ladies...please rememba that all men come to nairaland to chase u....so please please please we bwg u to act like a lady...supply the digit!  |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 3:15pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
^^^ the babe loook like man...serrrriosly!  |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 3:14pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
mirexxx: lol go find sumfin 2 do. jobless! ....sweeery ama lover not a fighter ao an not gonnno diss coz yor ugly ..BUT....if u want us to click...u hav no choice than to change color.
...no man want dak ski. Females....especially in 2014 (no oofesince)  |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 8:47am On Oct 29, 2014 |
...i bet she Homebase Nigerian |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 8:46am On Oct 29, 2014 |
mirexxx: keep asking ...see yor face like hungry somali witch doctor ....very agresive & clearly the kinda female that muss be avoided...they usually talk back & always hav tribal mak.
.....and then they complain they can find man on nairaland  |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 10:34pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
mirexxx: me,my sis and my friend went 2 see a school mate of mine(guy) in a lodge yesterday evening.he came 2 write an exam in my state. i told my boyfriend about it wen he asked about my day,now he's upset. he sent me a text dat he is disappointed in me. did i do wrong by telling him? ...ok...so u slept wit yor sister boyfriend coz u want him to write yor exam and then u want us to beg him?
....sweeery, I don't mean to sound rude but serrrriously....this is why that Nigeria is 30yers behind due to lak of truss!
....r u dak skin?  |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 10:30pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
mirexxx: me,my sis and my friend went 2 see a school mate of mine(guy) in a lodge yesterday evening.he came 2 write an exam in my state. i told my boyfriend about it wen he asked about my day,now he's upset. he sent me a text dat he is disappointed in me. did i do wrong by telling him?  |
Romance › Re: He's Disappointed In Me! by MrCork: 10:29pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Liability: vizkiz is mr cork and mr cork is vizkiz.....full stop ....sweeery...AMA lover not a fighter so I will not say yor head is not correct......eddddiot... How dare u compare me TP viktor?...do i looook like homebase Nigerian or do I loooook g@y to u....u silllly somali cow!  |
Romance › Re: The Learning curve! by MrCork: 7:26pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
greatbaba: Dnt get u pls ...u don't no who Peter File is?.....bro i don't mean to sound rude but did u check dictionary or google?  |
Romance › Re: The Learning curve! by MrCork: 10:56am On Oct 28, 2014 |
greatbaba: [color=#000099][/color] teens above 14 who r ready 2 minqle shld drop dier 2qo usanames. Myn: greatbaba98 nd no abuses! ^^PETER FILE ALERT!! |
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 6:55pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
..and according to oficial reports....plis note that guys w wit gap tooth look g@y...which is kinda. Acceptable in 2014.. 
...but when males hav dimples..it is a problem..this usualy automaticaly mean they ate g@y..
...why should a man hav dimples except they ar drag queen! ..so guys,if u hav dinple...u definatwly g@y...and this is not really bad thing..kinda!  |
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Wife Is As Fine As This, You Should Thank God Everyday by MrCork: 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
BoiledCorn: learn to speak good grammar . its spare battery not spear 
this how you disgrace us in london a  ^^^gettin advise from an inteligent livin thing who calls him sef *Corn*?
. ..anyways. . Yor highly little opinion has been noted.. GOAT!!  |
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Or Wife Is As Fine As This, You Should Thank God Everyday by MrCork: 3:33pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Orikinla: Wow! Look at this black beauty. If your girlfriend or wife is as fine as this sweetheart, you should do thanksgivings to God 24/7!
You want to see her complete package? See more on TALK OF THE TOWN By Orikinla. ..bro...am bot sure if yor eyes uses spear battery .....do u realiaze she dak skin?  |
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Me! by MrCork: 12:52pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Tolulope95: Today I celebrate ME! The birth of Me! The person I have grown to be! The person I will become! The sister, daughter, friend, girlfriend, employee; I am! and the Mother I will be someday! I celebrate Me today!.
I am grateful to God for the gift of life, I am void without him. Also thankful to my earthly parents for nurturing me into the graceful, lovely, and great woman I am today.
Happy birthday to Me! I wish myself many more years of joy, love, laughter, health and prosperity. I wish myself strength and wisdom for days to come and success with everything I do today, and tomorrow!  |
Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 8:37am On Oct 27, 2014 |
SkinnyDude: my female friend said i should start wearing starched shirts, in other to hide my skinniness. but how do i get a little fat? the babe is really big for me to handle, she is got back side like niki minaj. plz ...NAH MAN...u don't do that...NEVER EVER!....unless u skinny like tooth pig..are u?
...anyways this is wot u do ....we call it:..keepin it gangster!
..just say this: ...baby,big things come in small packages (that's all u say ...let her do the maths)..
. Basically,wot u tryin to say is: i am who i am...end of discussion...women fall in love more wit guys who hold ther ground and truss me...she will respect u on a different level...gerrrrit?  |
Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 8:25am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Mrcork I'm light skin but my girl is dark skin and each we wake up together I notice some charcoal-like stain on my body including my diick.
Please advice. ...brother..no offennase but professional,i tink u r confusin havin ezema wit bein light skin...if have of yor face hav yellow patches & the other hav black like arm robber..how the help cab u think u r light skin?....i bet u hav jeery curl.. muss be from Ghana. 
..anyways we will help
.Profesional opinion...wot u nid to do is use black soap for 21 days to help u look like normal human been..or else that chick will leave & u will remain single again..gion bak to self service is CLEARLY NOT an option...
Hope this help!  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 11:11pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
mizcalvina: i knew u have shitt to offer me and i also knw u re wretched...off to bed.. ...bed or mat?...u no u aint gots no bed..u lie on a mat..sweeery please quit tryn to impress me coz am from London...it ain't gonno work.
....anyways we start again...ask nicely and i may change ma mind....but this time..u apologies  |
Celebrities › Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by MrCork: 10:56pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
DICKtator: Okay. An Oscar for you!!
Can we have some quiet now?
 ...nor yet.... I nyanshd the babe...truss me!  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 10:52pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
.this chick is a dumb a** for real....beggin for £700.. Sweeery...ama a baller (google it)...if u catch me on a good day..i can giv u £5000 just like that...guess wot..i don't boast..i gots money
..the thing ain't even light skin  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 10:47pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
mizcalvina: let me be the one to do the sending cos i knw u re a broke as$ nigga who stays in ajegunle area boy he.he forming shitt* ...send money to who?..me?...sweeery be act like a lady & i will feed u for a year....may u remind u that u waz the church rat begging me for money & simply coz i turned u down...u came out cussin.
..do u think am one of yor brainless sugar daddys ther in Nigeria?....u dumb a*** piss of $***. But luckily for u..ama lover not a. Fighter..ma advise: know yor role...stop begging and act like a lady...edddoit gyal  |
Celebrities › Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by MrCork: 10:12pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
...trus me..i hav nyansh the babe  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 10:10pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
mizcalvina: 700pounds .... goin to send u £1000 via western union tomorrow morning but guess wot.....u juss messd up yor chance. |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 9:41pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
mizcalvina: i donno knw Google it.. ...u want me to send u 100k....I asked u how much 100k is in pounds so I can send u the equivalent in pounds sterling and then u tell me to google it?... 4real?....clearly u not serious...come bak and talk to me when yor head is clearly correct.
....this is clearly one of the reason why we London guys do not rate homebase females....they all the same and hav no manners! (no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 9:18pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
mizcalvina: that's all for now, how can i get it?  ....ok...how much wud 100k be in pounds?... Roughly?  |
Celebrities › Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by MrCork: 9:05pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
OnyeIbo: **pours water on face** whats that long thing under ur short. Wet dreaming again!!! wake up, mr hen. Its morning, already ...why wud I lie?....used to nyansh her 15yers ago..serrriously....back then she waz one of ma girl friend
.... U don't believe me?..ASK HER!  |
Romance › Re: Tricks Lagos Big Babes now Use To Get Rich Boyfriends by MrCork: 9:03pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
adonbilivit: it is not my write up. i acknowledged the source. i am light skinned bro..be cool about this ...light skin guys are usualy g@y....bro its never about light skin guys..
.....IT'S ALL ABOUT LIGHT SKIN FEMALES!!!  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 8:29pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
mizcalvina: ok u said u re Londoner cool, abeg can u help me with 100k for a start?  100k?.... Chicken fee...is that all?  |
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Venus Williams Shocks Many As She Goes Completely Nu D£ (look) +18 by MrCork: 8:24pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Atk01:
I thought you only like light skin females? ..yes but can't u see her nyansh? ....u don't hav eyes?  |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Hide This Top Secret by MrCork: 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
cokacoola: as am typing me this right now, am rolling down with tears i have been dating this girl for 5years now, yextaday i went to see her pple after the introduction, i was resting in my car when one old woman came to me and told me that madness runs in the family of my girlfriend , that her father and two of her brothers die of madness even some of her relation are currently mading, after hearing this i burst into tears and went to ask my girlfriend..she comfirm everything saying that she has been waiting for the right time to tell me...... pls i need urgent advice on this, should i contiune or not??  ....bruv...the problem wit that Nigeria is that u people tooo dyammmm superstious like u livin in preristoric age hunter of rat & rabbit....... Serrriously.....
...so a woman appear In yor car tellin u yor girl friend crazy but instead of seeekin quality medical advise...u belief her and then came to ask bored nairalaners guys loookin for women to help?...Abi?....
ma professional advise?.... They need to sprinkle holy water on yor head so yor brain can wise up (no ooofesnce)  |
Romance › Re: Having A Huge Crush On A Nairalander by MrCork: 8:01pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Cooljoe1: whr in nigeria? So dat ur *kidnappinq will be smooth nd easy ....best i ingnore u....laters |