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Romance › Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op):
....According to survey,99% of males on nairaland are kinda suffering due to lack of woman....but for some reason,they hav sussefuly been able to release pressure thanks to their pillow case.. and Since u people love free things, well this is free advise.

..Today..this rubbish must STOP.....so please...feel free to ask questions coz we hear to help..and.please keep it clean
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Which Naira Lander Has The Weirdest, Coolest And Just There Username? by MrCork: 3:02pm On Oct 24, 2014
vickyO:
When I decided to join Naira Land, I had to think of a suitable username so I joined my first name, Victoria and my surname O**** together to form VickyO. After becoming a member I saw names that struck me as very weird, cool (ones I wish was mine) and usual..

Weird usernames

WhoDeyThere, Garrimallam,Maddest, Feelamong, Youngestfool, Forsale, Lakpalakpa, FlyingDutchman, lastokpabender, amongst others

Cool (ones I wish was mine) Usernames

Texanomaly, Ishilove, SalC, Abil, Caracta, amongst others.

Conventional Usernames

Seun, FrancisTony, VickyO.....


Mention names that are weird, cool and usual to you.
....congrats....are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 2:45pm On Oct 24, 2014
....man sleep with prostitute for 15year & insted of goin for aid test. the boy come to nairaland braaagin about sleepin wit innosent under age university gyal.

....ma professional opinion... .they nid to build more prison in that Nigeria ...(no oofenses)
angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 2:41pm On Oct 24, 2014
chachazzy:
Man you suck!
Your life sucks!
Your English sucks!
Your brain sucks!
Get a life dude, your eyes runs faster than your brains! Slow down schmuck. Damn!!!
You sure need some English lessons.
Apologies. No hate intended.
^^^^i tink she is upset! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Avoid Guys Who Love You Because Of Your Beauty Only by MrCork: 2:36pm On Oct 24, 2014
firstEVA:
Such guys are very common (especially the financially buoyant guys), they fall hard for you because of your facial or body beauty, he may eventually propose and marry you but he will surely cheat on you and treat you like trash with time. This is so because apart from the fact that beauty fades, there are other girls out there who are far more beautiful, so he will naturally cheat on you with them. He has seen so much of you, he will become bored and the love starts to die, that initial spark is gone. To these kind of guys, marrying or dating a beauty queen is like an accessory, something to pose with.

Ladies be wise, date and marry someone who loves you for your personality, the fact that you connect and bond on a general level, not someone that keeps saying ' i love you so much cos you are so beautiful' like Kanye West says about Kim KardAshian.
....see yor Somali head like g@y donkey....u g@y goat.

..so we shud nor like nigerian women they beaurifull but shud like them coz they look like men?...abi?
angry
Romance › Re: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by MrCork: 12:49pm On Oct 24, 2014
.. .all we asked waz simple YES or NO question but guess wot......she started cusssin inosent guy for no reason......u bet she dak skin. embarassed
Romance › Re: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by MrCork: 12:47pm On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
U've asked me this question once and l said no now u are asking me again, so l feel l should say yes and no...maybe u'll understand that
^^^^ther u go.....the typikal black female wit attitude.

...and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland!
undecided
Romance › Re: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by MrCork: 12:05pm On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
should l say yes or no....okay both
..see yor head like flower pot . ...muss u Homebase females always ansa question wit a questions?...

...ok...sweeery shud i repeat the question slowly si u can catch up?...

R


U



LIGHT

SKIN?
angry
Romance › Re: Who Or What Are You Thinking About Right Now? by MrCork: 11:46am On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
Just as the topic goes as for me all am thinking about right now is

MONEY

drop yours and see those who are thinking about the same thing as you
...are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: A Guy I Like Seems To Be Ignoring Me. by MrCork: 7:39am On Oct 23, 2014
msrita:
So I really like this guy , we're in the same faculty and level but different departments so we share the same lecture venue for all our lectures.
He's really cool and quiet and that's what I like most in a guy. I stare at him a lot though I try not to and I catch him staring at me sometimes too , sometimes we turn at d same time to stare at each other, the issue is he seems to be ignoring me, I mean he talks to almost every one I relate and associate with ,but he acts as though he doesn't see me , he'll walk up to where I'm standing with a group of friends and greet everyone there except me ,sometimes he passes too close for someone who doesn't like me , his body brushes mine lightly, well we've greeted a few times . I get a lot of attention from guys in my class dunno if that's why he doesn't wanna get close or because the most wanted guy in my class is my best friend though people believe we are dating and I'm an easy person , it even shows on my face. But common I like this guy naturally and wanna be friends with him , I don't think further than that or maybe I do, and oh! He has a favorite girl in our venue , he walks mostly with only her ,u hardly even catch walking with guys its either only him or her. So what's your take on this people, please no harsh comments ,a sister is just sharing her feelings. Thanks.
...Story...are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Really! Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by MrCork: 10:25pm On Oct 22, 2014
shokky24:
Av u forgotten dat am not light?
angry
Romance › Re: Really! Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by MrCork: 8:54pm On Oct 22, 2014
shokky24:
Thank u sir
..anyways. .sweery ama lover not a fighter.....sp wots yor nomba again?... I forgot? wink
Romance › Re: Are U Mad? by MrCork: 8:50pm On Oct 22, 2014
rozzay:
Lolz don't let kiddablingz hear u o. Mr cork
..Say wot?...that g@y mofo?..i will shook his nyansh wit beer bottle..i swaar.

...u berra tell him to bak of from ma woman!!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ini Edo Buys A N75m House In Lekki by MrCork: 7:51pm On Oct 22, 2014
Juliaann:
grin so y the obsession wit light skin babes?.
...cant stand light skin guys...99.9% of them r usually g@y...look at drake! angry
Romance › Re: Are U Mad? by MrCork: 7:48pm On Oct 22, 2014
rozzay:
Sammy lolz
^^^kaii..this chick look like ice cream....if only all nairaland females look like her! tongue
Romance › Re: Really! Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by MrCork: 7:43pm On Oct 22, 2014
shokky24:
Chai mr cork don start again I get angry easily so pls don't start,I give up ,don't quote me anymore chebal
^^^ clearly very aggresivve & very attitudeional...this r the kinda village girls that MUST be avoided by any mean necesary.

... Did y'all see as she started cussin innoaent guy for no reason...and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland!
embarassed
Romance › Re: Depressed!!! by MrCork: 7:38pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrTeymee:
She z light skin. Extremely fair. I wudda put her picture here if ah cOuld
....huh?..which light skin?.nah....bro am referring to natural light skin female...not those ones that change color within two week (today they look like ini edo...tomorrow they look like rhiana.

. Check ha foto album and i swaaar she waz dak skin 2 years ago...truss me i no ther type
angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ini Edo Buys A N75m House In Lekki by MrCork: 7:28pm On Oct 22, 2014
Juliaann:
Can I see your light skinned picture undecided
......light skin?...f*** no.

..sweeery i ain't g@y....i am 10000.0000.00.000% dark skin and hav been compared to Wesley snipes....been told he look like me
angry
Romance › Re: Depressed!!! by MrCork: 7:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrTeymee:
Its a very long story. The short version is " I was hurt. I still am. She shot me down". Now I can't move on. I can't concentrate on anyfyn. I hate life. I wish I wasn't born @all
. ..ther u go...didn't i warn u people against black women?....bro is she dak skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Lagos State Police Parade Dogs That Attacked 4-year-old Abraham by MrCork: 6:54pm On Oct 22, 2014
...i bet the dog name is bingo undecided
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Lagos State Police Parade Dogs That Attacked 4-year-old Abraham by MrCork: 6:52pm On Oct 22, 2014
..Nigeria police didn't arrrest arm robber...but they arrest dog.

...and this is the Nigeria uwant us Londoners to come to?

.....foggggerrrit!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Lagos State Police Parade Dogs That Attacked 4-year-old Abraham by MrCork: 6:50pm On Oct 22, 2014
nnekamezor:
well me no dey chop sha.. I guess some folks lik U do ..... No offense biko
..r u light. Skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ini Edo Buys A N75m House In Lekki by MrCork: 6:48pm On Oct 22, 2014
....and for the records.don't u there compare that Nigeria wit London...especilly pekam! angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ini Edo Buys A N75m House In Lekki by MrCork: 6:46pm On Oct 22, 2014
stephanieJoy:
my friend its better you stay in that london and suffer and pay all the tax u wanna pay than coming to stay in Nigeria with ur senselessness. Don't add to our problems

...u cant even compare ordanary pekam to that Nigeria. .

...do u people hav cycle lane?

..do u people hav houses with swimming pool coz i no u people prefa river

...do u people traffic light?

. ... Do u people hav snow?

.....do u people hav McDonalds"

......come bak and talk to a Londoner when u can find yes answer to all the question (no offenses)
angry
Romance › Re: Are White Women More Attractive Than Black Women? by MrCork: 6:38pm On Oct 22, 2014
stephanieJoy:
I guess all your family members and entire household are light skinned. See how michael jackson ended his life?
..correctlion...i am dak skin...all we are sayn is that females Mus be light skq....piriod! angry
Romance › Re: .. by MrCork: 5:46pm On Oct 22, 2014
....hangon...who posted the picture of the dak skin man wearin red scaf?.....and if tho topic is about beaitys....why hav er been seein dak skin females?

..do we look like mechanic..taxi driver or bus conductor to u people?
angry
Romance › Re: Really! Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by MrCork: 5:31pm On Oct 22, 2014
shokky24:
Do I look like am searching,av seen u causing trouble times without nom,ur own head like coconut ......anyway sorry sha I know u are a trouble maker and I don't want trouble
. .but why do dak skin females always talk bak?....why r u cussin an i inosent guy fir no reason? undecided
Romance › Re: .. by MrCork: 5:15pm On Oct 22, 2014
..QUESTION...if this tread is clearly about nairaland beautys....so why in the name of Mr Cork our we seein pictures of dak skin females......what the heck is goin on inthat Nigeria?

....everyman wants light skin females...pirrrriod!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ini Edo Buys A N75m House In Lekki by MrCork: 4:35pm On Oct 22, 2014
stephanieJoy:
. You an illiterate for asking such question in the 21st century. Go and ask your ancestors that question
...this is 2014 u mofilik pringiforama......what the heck as ancestor gots to do wit light skin females.

. .no wonder why we Londoners refuse to come bsk and settled in that Nigeria place! ....its all about light skin chicks!
angry
Romance › Re: Are White Women More Attractive Than Black Women? by MrCork: 3:55pm On Oct 22, 2014
smartgenius:
I am a black Nigerian and I have always been more attracted to white ladies than black ladies. Most times my friends and family rebuke me for my preference. I want to hear from fellow nairalanders, who is more attractive to you, white or black ladies?
....what ki da question is this?...of couse they are berra than black woman

. When last hav u eva seen a black woman with real hair or natural loook?
undecided
Romance › Re: Am I A Mugu? by MrCork: 3:36pm On Oct 22, 2014
Ucheemmanuelll:
I have a girlfriend. She is 21,
while I am 25.
She is using Blackberry and iphone while I
am using
Nokia torch.
I bought the phones for her because I love
her so
much. I send
400 naira card to her everyday but she
doesn't call
me. She only
flashes me.
Whenever we go to restaurant I buy maltina
and
fried rice for her
while I drink only pure water and
groundnut.
One day I bought 400 naira card for her;
when we
were together,
she called another guy and told the guy
that she
loves him and
will marry him. When I asked her who she
was
calling, she said
that she was only joking.
She has never ever visited my house and
she
doesn't allow me to
visit her house. Whenever I want to hug her
she
would shout at
me harshly.
What should I do? Should I increase the
recharge
card I buy for
her to 600 naira? or should I buy another
Blackberry
phone for
her and ipad for her too? I know that she
loves me
So much.
.. ..bro..Naturaly if yor name sound like mugu...chemically u muss be a mugiu

...thats our profesional opinion (no oofebse)
angry
Romance › Re: .. by MrCork: 3:30pm On Oct 22, 2014
sexymoma:
Ok go on angry
...r u light skin? angry

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