₦airaland Forum

mizcalvina:
God bless..

NeduLuiZ:
hightime you should stop being stupid we aint finding u funny anymore

Cooljoe1:
empty barrel makes d loudest noise*
nobody here in naija cares abt ow much u mk *who knws *u myt be one of those poor kids cleaning d street (no oooffense) #lol nd spill rubbish on NL,
LAST BULLET:AR U LYT SKIN?
hahahahahahahaha

Elantracey:
pishure or ............

temigracie:
Naija
London guys all the way

They have this sexy british accent that can melt a woman's heart and legs...


Coupled with those thin pink lips too....

damselabi:
One of the saddest & most disappointing facts of
life is
how powerful women are yet they don't know it.
If
women knew how powerful & influential they are
& if they
used their great power & influence, this world
would be a
better place. My sisters just imagine; a man will
cross
oceans, climb mountains, cross boarders, walk
miles,
fight battles, work for decade, spend every
penny, brave
the night & risk his life & everything to be with a
woman.
The Devil's target was the fall of Adam. But the
Devil
attacked Eve first not because she was weaker,
but
because the Devil knew that Eve had the
strongest
influence on Adam. Ladies the influence you have
on
yours marriage & husband is enormous. But the
Devil
wants you to live as hopeless, defeated &
powerless
victims. But God wants you to know that you
have the
power to build your men & bless your marriages.
No Devil
in hell can stand against a praying virtuous
woman. "The
wise woman builds her house, But the foolish
tears it
down with her own hands." Proverbs 14:1. -
Hpy Sunday

ismailaja:
can u fart in ur partner presence

Cooljoe1:
pics of u selinq properties or ..........u knw d rest

adonbilivit:
They say these girls, the very serious ones - no longer wear provocative dresses and hang around hotels, restaurants, and bars to meet men, they've gone a stepper further.
Below are some of the things they do now...
1. They become members of high class gyms in
hopes of meeting big men there
2. They attend big churches they know rich men
attend
3. They attend weddings of really rich people
hoping to meet really rich men there
4. They hustle to find money to travel business
class so they can meet men at the business
lounge and inside the plane
5. They look for money to join rich men leisure
clubs like Boat club, Ikoyi club etc.
source:LIB

Cooljoe1:
whats ur occupation?

gab264:
Theres is this girl i love like i go die tomorrow she is a social person for dat matter,,it happens dat i have made my first move bt she say she doesnt knw wat to say nw,,,3months now i still want to go for her,,,bt dis feeling dat she will turn me down keep hoverin in my ear....wat can i do plz.

Cooljoe1:
u ghat an office?? *wic work are u in2?

mizcalvina:
he.he am not light skin sorry to disappoint you

Dreyl:
Mrcork my light skinned girlfriend ain't loyal to me what would you advise me to do?should i break up with her or not?

...brother...light skin females r like cake...which means u hav to handle wit care &treat them softly softly BUT at the same time...u keeeeepit gangster like I do. This simply means u MUSS NEVER EVEEEEER let a female no how much u want/like her coz the moment she discovers yo weakness....she will rip yor heart apart & for the next 500 years..u will keep cryin like baby hyena.....do I make sense?

....anyways this is wot u do....

...u keeeepit 10000% gangster & no more levy dub baby......

....mdon't call her too much...

....let her cheat if she want to

....let her go out when ever and do not tag along like mofo.

...giv her breadth in space...


...and then when she comes back naturally to u....act like it's no big deal.

..this way u will keep her wondering .....women love guys wit dak characters which is y as of today...am datin 3 light skin females at the same tome: two from ma street and one from ma office!

mizcalvina:
yur always acting crazy..

urcutecrush:
Lubbish

urcutecrush:
No

....WHICH NO??


... Anyways sweery..since u cant find man on nairaland..we highly recommend u change color quick (yellow).....theise way,we (real men plus Londoners) wud start chasin u like cat then u can find husband witin 3 days...gerrrit?

...hope this help!

dovelike:
Guys,how can you just spot a very curvy woman and immediately tell that she will be good in bed? You cannot tell that. There are slim skinny ones that are great in bed while there are curvy girls who are very bad in bed.Stop focusing alot on the ones with heavy loads and spare some glance for the skinny ones.You might be missing out on a lot


What do you know u want to write now

rokiatu:
lol comedian.

ireneony:
op where do u work, it look like u work on nairaland.

Akingbiz:
I have PM her several times but she does not want to attend to me. What have i done wrong.

rokiatu:
thank you Jare babe I like tools thou, but am no where near that curves and don't even wanna be. I love the skin am in.

luvlyqueen:
u guys get big problem oo,una case don tire me

mizcalvina:
omg... i almost forgot u exist

jbravado:
Most guys see gap toothed ladies as xtra-beautiful ones...iz it d same with d gap toothed guys...?
*hands d megaphone ova to d ladies*

mizcalvina:
Im having a huge crush on a nairalander but he bone me lol.. He.he really cant mention his name here thou, that guy is super cute&intelligent...