₦airaland Forum

jboy73:
So after finishing from work, I was cruising round the streets of owerri with my Toyota Camry when I my eyes jammed the YANSH of this Angelic demon.

I saw her like 50 steps away from where I was ... She was on foot... So immediately I accelerated my car to gear 3 so as to catch up with her b4 she branch to another location..
As I was on high speed, I never knew a dude riding on Nissan was also Riding on high speed to catch up with her infront.

Note: I was coming from behind and the dude was coming in front ....never knew he had same taste of Asss like me.


So b4 I could match the breaks and stop, The thing I heard was GBOoooooooAAAAaaaaaaa!
Chinikemeeeeeeee! I screamed. I checked if there was blood on my head... Luckily there weren't any.
I went out of my car and I was like "what da f" So this bomber done spoil again?
I no even care to check on the other guy.
I throw my eye to search for the ikebe that cause the pandemonium... Shoooooh! I didn't see no 1, the girl had disappeared!



So my fellow guys , the moral lesson here is that,

You should know that IKEBE KILLS.
AND That some girls are demons on skirt!

Imaging, I for done die troway just like that.
Smh


Part 2 coming 2Moro.

...seee yor tiny head like over grown baby antelope...... So Girl's are angels when u chase them but when the reject u they r demon....abi?


.....brother...the only professional advice we hav for u is to visit a local witch doctor for head & brain checkup (no ooofensece)

urcutecrush:
Because i have vagina not cork

...so u are a babe...abi?... Are u light skin?

urcutecrush:
Am a woman not a bro

...how?

[quote author=urcutecrush post=274 (45750]How can i make my crush lee min ho a light skinned korean fall in love with me [/quote]...bro juss buy her Chinese fry rice...korea women love Chinese fry rice!

Medunah:
No, why?

...coz Ghana mean lack love....they no notin about relationships ....which is y their women always prefa us.

Geestunnar:
MrCork. I have this light skin girl always looking at me. What do i do?

...bro.. She clearly tellin u not to boda coz u ain't her type...but dont worry....if u want to date a light skin female for the first time in yor life...easy pisy.

....all u need to do is wear bright shirts ..light skin females r attracted to guys who wear bright shirts coz it makes u cone across like clean cut....classy...less threatening and best of all....husband material....bro they lov that $**** trusss me!

.. Ok guys...please please please...if u post yor request....please try to use full stop,paragraph,coma,capital letter when starting a sentenses and most important of all....spell check.

....although we hav to read yor request several times to make sense..clearly English is not yor first language.

..so please be patient.

Medunah:
Ok, wait lemme tell my fiance

...ermm sweery..is yor fiansy from Ghana?

FrancisTony:
This thread sha.

Mrcork, my light-skinned girlfriend ain't faithful and I want to jilt her.

. Nah bruv...dont do that..she allow to cheat as long as she light skin.

...the great things about light skin females is that at list if she break yor heart & u die of depression....guss wot?...u will die happy.. .....so if she ain't light skin enough..all u nid to do is re-fill the bleaching cream!

defendedvictim:
Why can't I view all d comments on dis thread ..

....maybe u didn't pay rent....every one can except u

Medunah:
I should be d one asking u nah.
Nyways, i nd my fiance wanna know, we confused nd ur answer will make our relationship stronger or otherwise. Sasha is a rapper, i wrote Aishat. Do u wear �glasses?

....calm down village....nairaland is nota market place so please don't be agresive.

....anyways,u beautiful & u look like beyansi...so in other to make your relationship stronger & last for more than 2 years,u have only one choice....u wear mini skirt every day for the next one year.

....if that can work for me...truss me...yor mam ain't goin no where!

naijaboiy:
is there proof?

^^^ yor face..

..bro.. U hav a g@y and for the record...ther is notin wrong bein g@y & u shud be proud coz g@y men r normally harmless..

...hav u ever herd of a g@y arm robber? NOPE!
.....hav u eva heard witch? ....NOPE!
.....hav u ever herd of a g@y juju man?...NOPE!!
...hav u ever heard of g@y thug? ....NOPE!


....ther u go...ma brother...be a proud Homebase g@y Nigerian coz yor country love u!

Kefetjey:
Hello singles


lets discuss about singlehood, what we enjoy, the challenges we face and many other things that concern singlehood.

bring thou thy problems and they shall be solved

singles!!!........come in lets help each other out

...which single?..

...ermm hangon sweeery...who is the man in yor picture profile?

Mondisweets:
mr cork i found myself a peckham player who wants to marry me, problem is he wants to marry a virgin and im not a virgin. Please where can i get my virginity back?

...sweery..u berra tell that mofo to bak of from ma woman!
..

....thats our professional advice;

Medunah:
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PS: my other name is Aishat

..ok..yor name is Sasha....sweery we r confuse...what has this gots to do wit romance advise?

...madam..r u ok?

Ipledge:
Mr cork,how can I successfully collect Marieole from naijaboy

...ma brother...u hav norin ti worry about coz naijaboy ofisialy declared himsef g@y last week,so fogerrrim.

...as per MarieOle... Juss tell her u will buy her anti ageing cream & truss me..she will be yours!

Cooljoe1:
yes *am a *farm boy nd u knw wat?

...brother...bein a farm boy is good coz it means u strong like bull.

...anyways as u r skinny....we strongly recommend fat women for u. . ..they normally help to make yor stronger

Medunah:
is it only d guys ur giving advise?? Cos i got a question

...sweeery ama professional lover..not a fighter and as its always about Tha ladies...please ask yor question.

...we here to help!

moufan:
mr cork,I want a milf.wat can I do?

..milk?...u want to drink milk?...bro wot has milk gots to do wit romance?

....for u...we recomend medical counselling (no oofense)

Cooljoe1:
Mrcork which one shld i go for an ugly village girl with wife material? Or a beautiful light skin girl dat all she knws is to party,sleep,drink etc?

..ma brother....no offensese ti yor picture profile but how do u expect females to take u serious when u take picture on a farm?


...from the way u look & the shirt u wearin..i recomend u stick to village girls for now until u can afford to step up...brother...hope this helps!

veegirl:
U're so dry. Now i actually c y u act d way u do on nairaland. It is well.

..^^^ ((((frustration alert))))

.....clearly this one needs a man....village girls r usually too agresive & they like cussin innocent people for bo reason

veegirl:
Are u light skinned?
Is ur dream car range rover sport (cash)?
Has nairaland helped boost ur confidence!
What does it feel like being an a$$hole?
And lastly, r u LIGHT SKINNED?
Hehehehehe

....ma sister. ....from yor reply (no full stop...no commma...no paragraph)..clearly yor graaamar needs help... This usually means u need a man.

...hope this help..

Next serrious question pls!

tobiboss:
Ehm, i'm luking for a virgin girl on nairaland to marry, mrcork hep a brother out

...ok..brother...u need to drink holy water....it normally helps.

....Next request please .

adepiero:
What do you know about relationship? let's start from there

...start from wher? ...brother .am not a mind reader..
...do u hav a relationship questions?

teewai3:
WTF!! Mrcork?
relationship help nd advice??
u cant b serious??

btw, ar u light skin

..do i loook light skin to u?...
do u hav relationship question?

ladylaurel:
hmmm....... your comment makes me wonder what u r doing on naira land. we are Nigerians, proudly Nigerians. We no get electricity n so on, we don't like it but we love who we are. U don't choose where u originate from. So please let us be. Thanks. We love u all the same.

..proud?..how? ..are u light skin?

Ineedsugarmummy:
please where can I find answer to my signature

. ...brother ..u need to fast for 23 days without food & water...and then on the 24th day,u drink one bottle of milk wit fryed egg & salt.....this releases chemicals in the body that attracts rich mature women (truss me)

vickyO:
I'm very very Black.... Contribute to the thread or bounce.....

And your name is actually very weird..

^^^^ she clearly verry agresive & from ha graaaama,u can tel lshe a Homebase dak skin females {Nigerian)

....and then they complain they cant find man from nairaland!