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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Lagos State Police Parade Dogs That Attacked 4-year-old Abraham by MrCork: 2:53pm On Oct 22, 2014
nnekamezor:
Do u eat 404 meat?
....sweeery we don't eat dogs here i London..we eat steaks,fish n chip and kebab

....dog is usually a national food for you people ther in Nigeria (no oofensse )
undecided
Romance › Re: .. by MrCork: 2:16pm On Oct 22, 2014
sexymoma:
Ok ok Ladies And Gent...
Let entertain our self a lil bit.

My fellow nl cute chicks wink
Lets show our nl guys what we gat.. oshamo wink

Gonna upload mine only if pple turn up wink
Abeg o make una nor spoil this thread o angry
...sweery...can i ask u quick question? angry
Romance › Re: .. by MrCork: 12:56pm On Oct 22, 2014
sexymoma:
Ok ok Ladies And Gent...
Let entertain our self a lil bit.

My fellow nl cute chicks wink
Lets show our nl guys what we gat.. oshamo wink

Gonna upload mine only if pple turn up wink
Abeg o make una nor spoil this thread o angry
angry
Romance › Re: Really! Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by MrCork: 9:54am On Oct 22, 2014
[quote author=shokky24 post=27350111][/quote].....see yor head like flower pot....when did i eva cause any trouble?..all i said waz: ..r u light skin?

...or is that too much to ask?. ...attitude...
and then they say they can't find man on nairaland
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ini Edo Buys A N75m House In Lekki by MrCork: 9:17am On Oct 22, 2014
....the ugly mofo ain't even light skin......but don't u people hav light skin females in that Nigeria?

.. Why mus every females be dak skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Really! Can A Man And A Woman Be Just Friends? by MrCork: 9:14am On Oct 22, 2014
shokky24:
[b][/b]Guys and girls can’t be just friends, since someone always wants more. This is something we have heard our whole lives, but I believe that guys and girls can just be friends.



There are plenty of guys in my life with whom I’m just friends, at least. We would never court each other because that would be gross — and I know the feeling is mutual.

I do feel like we all have that friend, however, with whom we missed the opportunity. The one with whom, if the time were ever right, maybe you two could be together.

It can get confusing: How can you not fall for someone you see almost every day? Someone with whom you have a close, comfortable, platonic relationship?

What's ur opinion?
....are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Get This Guy? by MrCork:
Tolulope95:
There is a guy at my school who is insanely
attractive - tall, beautiful face and a big
muscular body, pretty much - and I have been
checking him out a lot, but I am too shy to
approach him.

And also, girls flirt with him and approach him
like all the time - there's almost always someone
staring at him or flirting with him or trying to
talk to him - so I am afraid he might have a
huge ego as well (although he doesn't seem
cocky or anything)

How can I get a guy like him?
It feels like it would be really hard, since there
are so many other girls he can choose from.
..
QUESTION
..is he as good lookin as me?
...he been to London?
...can he afford a £28,000 range rover sport?
....has he lived in pekam?
....has he he eva dated 3 light skin women at the same time?
.....does he loook like wesley snipes?


Our profesional opinion;
...if the ansa to all questions is no...fogerrrit....he a mofo!!
angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Get This Guy? by MrCork: 9:10am On Oct 22, 2014
Tolulope95:
There is a guy at my school who is insanely
attractive - tall, beautiful face and a big
muscular body, pretty much - and I have been
checking him out a lot, but I am too shy to
approach him.

And also, girls flirt with him and approach him
like all the time - there's almost always someone
staring at him or flirting with him or trying to
talk to him - so I am afraid he might have a
huge ego as well (although he doesn't seem
cocky or anything)

How can I get a guy like him?
It feels like it would be really hard, since there
are so many othler girls he can choose from.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu And Family(pics) by MrCork: 6:14am On Oct 22, 2014
Airforce1:
his wife is cute grin
....cutte how?....is she light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Photo: Lagos State Police Parade Dogs That Attacked 4-year-old Abraham by MrCork: 6:11am On Oct 22, 2014
......kill?.... What's wrong wit eatin the dogs? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Crazed Fan Climbs Stage To Embarass WIZKID [pics] by MrCork: 6:08am On Oct 22, 2014
.....but why she huggin g@y guy? angry
Romance › Re: Women Who Drink... by MrCork(op): 9:33pm On Oct 21, 2014
. .but why beer?....whats wrong wit drinking water? angry
Romance › Re: Women Who Drink... by MrCork(op): 5:35pm On Oct 21, 2014
. ..Worst of all...they even drink Palm Wine! angry
Romance › Re: Teacher Student Crush by MrCork: 4:23pm On Oct 21, 2014
Justiceotuya:
bro pls chill where in my post did you read that i slept or have anything to do with her or any school girl at all... Pls comprehend a post before you jump into conclusion.
I created this post to ask how i can stop this girl from sending these signals.
Pls if u have a tangible advise, spill it out and stop these judgement you are already passing
...bro i ain't gonno escape this one.....u said earlier u was s teacher in love wit a student and here in London. U get arrested as a Peter file. ..bro we respect u as a teacher....but plis plus...stop takin advantage of children...STOP IT! [

....we don't acomidate peter files...STOP!
angry
Romance › Re: Women Who Drink... by MrCork(op): 4:09pm On Oct 21, 2014
. ...My body is my temple*.....really? ...so why the hell are they drinking beer? angry
Romance › Women Who Drink... by MrCork(op): 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2014
..Guys....seriously....how do we feel about females who drink beer?. angry
Romance › Re: Teacher Student Crush by MrCork: 3:27pm On Oct 21, 2014
Justiceotuya:
I teach in a private secondary school and there is a female student who have been having a crush on me.
She has been sending signals through her actions and even her friends to theextent she sent a note asking for friendship.
Now as a gentleman *lol* it isn't appropriate to have a student teacher relationship and so i want to end everything without making her feel bad how do i do it?
. ..bro. U bid to register yor sef as a Peter file for sleepin wit school girls......what Tha f**** is wrong wit u people in that Nigeria for gods sake?..

...u wud hav been arrested if i were u London.

u shud be ashame!
angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys And Over Edited Pictures by MrCork: 11:36am On Oct 21, 2014
EmptinexTune:
I av noticed dat girls who put on heavy make up nd over edit there pics have d most likes on nairaland.Are nairaland guys trying t tell us that girls who dnt put on make up nd dnt over edit their pictures are not pretty.
....see yor head like g@y Homebase Nigerian....u come lookin for guys wearin heavy makeup & then u upset cuz they didn't take picture wit u.

. ..do we look g@y to u or r we expected to cry or somtin?
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only, Please by MrCork: 11:02am On Oct 21, 2014
angry
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy And Introvert Guy. by MrCork:
Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em kiss

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human angry. Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion angry. Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek. kiss

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayoangry That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back. sad
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service angry. Shy guys will never do this kiss. Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.
....sweeery can we ignore this story and talk about marriage?....

...i need 4 kids!
angry
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy And Introvert Guy. by MrCork: 10:18pm On Oct 20, 2014
Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.

1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em kiss

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human angry. Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion angry. Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek. kiss

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayoangry That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back. sad
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service angry. Shy guys will never do this kiss. Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.
angry
Romance › Re: Ok Ladies, Juss Incase You Didn't Know.. by MrCork(op): 9:47pm On Oct 20, 2014
Mondisweets:
Has Peckham run out of women?
angry
Romance › Ok Ladies, Juss Incase You Didn't Know.. by MrCork(op):
. .... The good news for you is that all men are here for one thing....to chase women. (((YOU))

.....The bad news is that just incase yor man visits....clearly he planning to replace u coz u nag too much and he nid some extras...so please please...ladies when/if we chase u..we dint want stress. ...just giv us the number...
angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Single Guys by MrCork: 5:40pm On Oct 20, 2014
...why the hell shud man be writin love poem to single men on nairaland?

..
i don't want that..we don't want that..nobory want that.....all men are hear to chase women...PIRIOD!!
angry
Romance › Re: A Letter To Single Guys by MrCork: 5:36pm On Oct 20, 2014
kentozybee:
I shouldn't have quoted u, I am a she fr ur info
^^^sounds like we upset the g@y comunity undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Single Guys by MrCork: 5:10pm On Oct 20, 2014
kentozybee:
stupid
^^^ i think she is upset undecided
Romance › Re: A Letter To Single Guys by MrCork: 4:46pm On Oct 20, 2014
loswhite:
the matter tire me o...all this woman wrappering got to stop o
...agreed ..nairaland is not a g@y website so man muss quit written love poems to other men.. We all hear for women and we hate that s**** (no oofemse) angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 4:43pm On Oct 20, 2014
Vikkyk10:
chei,this is 1st class madnes,mr cork,it's just a waste of tym tryn 2 argue wt u.Kip daydreamn.I rest my case.Shikenah.Hm
..^^^ but why r dak skin females alway causin trouble abusin innconent citizens anyhow?

....and tjen they say they cant find man on nairaland...sweeery please do not derail the tread if uhav more dumb things to contribute
angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 4:00pm On Oct 20, 2014
Vikkyk10:
i tink u ar d son of a pauper in ajegunle.Who do u tink u ar?Xo proud and arrogant.Mtcheew.Chei,ì dont tink ú ve bin to an airport b4.Did u even go to school,go and learn hw to speak english dts my advice 4 u.
...typikal dak skin female wit atttitude...i bet she a Homebase Nigerian....abd then they complain they cant find man on nairaland.

.....sweeery may i remind u that am from London and that usauly one tin....u show respect to Londoners!
angry

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