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Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:34am On Oct 20, 2014
vacant06:
bros easy na u nor get heart at all
...hav heart for a man who sleeps around wit prostitute without coondyum?

..F**** NO!!
angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:32am On Oct 20, 2014
Franchise21:
I ain't here to exchange words wiv u. D OP said 5yrs
....which 5 years....was the difference btw 5& 15 years?...at the end of the day. ..the boy boast of sleepin wit prostitute without connndum & then boast of movin onto innocent vulnerable university girl?

...QUESTION....wud u be happy if a guy like that (who may hav aids) is datin yor sister or any member of yor family?.....do the maths!
angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 7:51am On Oct 20, 2014
....that boy muss either be Somali or Homebase Nigerian....they always hatin & dreamin ...(truss me) angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 7:50am On Oct 20, 2014
sonnel:
@ mrcork,how old are you cos u talk childishly.
..childish?.. How?

...coz i drive a £28,000 range rover spot (cash)..which 94% of people here cannot afford?

...or coz light skin females always date me?

..or coz am from rich yuppy area called pekam?

...or coz am a Londoner?

...or coz i been to only 26 countries worldwide in total?

...or coz i hav so much mouney u can take any mans wife whenever i come home for holiday....especially if she light skin?

..or coz i o live alone wit ma two pitbui terrs (yanda & rambo)

...or simply becuz females prefa me

or juss cuz i hav juss £37,000 in only ma savings account that nobody on nairaland had


. .so how ama childish? ..how?
angry
Romance › Re: What Do You Enjoy Being Single? by MrCork: 12:24am On Oct 20, 2014
Kefetjey:
As singles we enjoy somethings those in a relationship don't enjoy. As for me, I enjoy freedom to do whatever I like, be wherever l like and go out with whoever l like.



What do you enjoy?


I rep my team
#teamsingleandlovingit
...r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 12:21am On Oct 20, 2014
Vikkyk10:
who is this,i c pride written al ova ur face.Is dt d wy to spel newyork(newyoek)we d homebasd guys are beta of dan u.Mtchew
...anyways...please do not derail the borin thread if u hav any thing sensible to talk
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 12:18am On Oct 20, 2014
Franchise21:
How can u call 5years half of his life?
....bro..sound like u people hav no electricity coz it seems u read the thread in the dak....the man says he 30 years old and if he been sleepin with prostitute for 15 years...isn't that half his life??...... Don't u people use candles?


......bro I don't mean to sound rude but may be 0P should re-type slowly so u cn catch up......homebase guys r normally slow pokes though (no oofense!)
undecided
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 12:13am On Oct 20, 2014
Vikkyk10:
who is this,i c pride written al ova ur face.Is dt d wy to spel newyork(newyoek)we d homebasd guys are beta of dan u.Mtchew
....see yor head like kettle... How can yor name be vicky & u from ondo state?....but why r this homebase village goals always tryn to impress a Londoner?..serrriously?...juss like last week,one of them lied she been to London Peckam...I ask her:sweery what bus goes to pekam.....guess wot?.. She ran away and never been bak on Nairaland.

...sweeeery u ain't even light skin (no ooofesnce)
embarassed
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:55pm On Oct 19, 2014
himkers:
I even heard one was d mother too lipsrsealed
...bro I ain't gonna get into mother diss wit u coz I respect yor mother...Dorothy.

..I will let that rest with the M.O.D.

...adios!
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:46pm On Oct 19, 2014
hugoart:
Mushin's not London.
Smh.Your madness has come up again. Is there no psychiatric hospital where you are?
...bro..don't worry...clearly u never been outter that Nigeria but whenever u lucky to come London,pekam...I will take u to a great tourist place we call *Trafalgua Square*....there..u can take lovely pictures wit pigeons & parrot standing on yor head

....u can send the pictures back home & am sure yor people will be proud (no oofense)
wink
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:16pm On Oct 19, 2014
PromiseAndre:
gimme a break dude would yoh? I aint supportin' d OP either.... But a brother needs advice (if aint got something nice saying bera shut d bleep up!)
...Patricia...see yor Ghana head like fryin pan...the stewwwpid OP slept wit prostitute for 15 years & then capitalise on a innocent university young student...do u think he wud inform her that he sbeen sleepin wit prosssititutes? Brother, is yor brain fully developed?..wud u allow yor sister to date a man who sleep wit prostitute?.....aids don't exist?


...brother...I don't mean to sound rude but clearly yor common sense is not common....maybe yor brain nid new batteries (no ooofense)
angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:07pm On Oct 19, 2014
hugoart:
Check yourself into psych;you're manic.
...bro AMA Londoner and I drive £28,0000 range rover spot....truss me bro...I can easily pay yor rent and skoool fees anyway....I suggest u talk to me nicely if u want moiney! angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 9:03pm On Oct 19, 2014
Gloria3389:
lolzzz.....I don't argue with pple of your kind....u don't worth it.....Mr perfect
...Ermm sweeery may I remind u that am from London,Peckam and that auto magically usualy mean one thing.....u show respect when talkin to a Londoner...pirrrriod....and please do not even try to impress me u been to London

...coz it ain't gonnnno fly!!
angry
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by MrCork: 8:59pm On Oct 19, 2014
Merlissa:
What has skin colour got to do with the questionhuh angry
...sweeery isit natural for u people to ansa question wit a questions?.... And then u complian u cannot find man on Nairaland

....simple question..are u light skin?...YES or NO?
undecided
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 8:56pm On Oct 19, 2014
ekundayoalo:
Yaba left guy, you have issue(s). You're losing it, oh let me rephrase that...you've lost it! Go get a doctor because I think your case is critical
...bro r u pregnant?.... I simply asked u like a gentle man if it was illegal ther in nigeria to hav sweet nice English names we londoners can relate to......and insted of replyin nicely....u started actin like a Home base Nigerian.

..r u ok?
embarassed
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 8:33pm On Oct 19, 2014
ekundayoalo:
An Empty Barrel makes the most noise
I just don't like this guy right from time.
Who cares about where you are or what you're doing
He'll just come on NL and start posting rubbish on people"s post.
....brother...I don't mean to sound rude but don't they hav sweet nice English names like Frank, Wendy, Bingo,Sally or Shuwana in that Nigeria place?...... How do u expet females on Nairaland to take u serrrious wit name like ekudugukulolo?
(wha tha f***)
...does Nairaland loook like a market place to u people?,,,,serrrriouly, I giv up!
undecided
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 8:23pm On Oct 19, 2014
Gloria3389:
and that is if all he claimed to have were not only in his dreams.....I'm 99% sure he's is Nothing....he reminds me of a Nigeria Yoruba film "effissy po"
..see yor head like Ghana made candle....u ain't been to London...u ain't light skin...u never herd off pekam...even ordnary McDonalds,u never eaten in yor life....and then u think u can talk to a Londoner anyhow?

....sweeery u hav no respect....Goat (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by MrCork: 7:10pm On Oct 19, 2014
Merlissa:
I just asked a question... No need to fight na... Yes am home base Nigerian.. no need to deny my roots wink wink
....STORY...r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking - by MrCork: 6:48pm On Oct 19, 2014
Wale112:
its so sad that many naija girls today dont know one thing about cooking.sometimes i wonder what they learnt while at home.omo come and see some of the poisonious concontions that some naija girls prepare in their husband"s house all in the name of cooking.even sef some find it hard to even boil eggs.all they want is for you to take them to mister biggs or mcdonalds and feed them with ice cream and fried rice.

Discuss cry
...see tiny head like table tennis ball...u been wit 4 girls in yor life and they suppose to represent Nigerian females globally?

....bro I don't mean to sound rude but did someone accidentally slap yor face this morning?
undecided
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by MrCork: 6:44pm On Oct 19, 2014
...and I bet on ma £28,000 range rover spot (cash) that she homebase nigerin!
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by MrCork: 6:43pm On Oct 19, 2014
Merlissa:
Why is it than when a guy has more than one girl he is considered a CHAMPION


But if a lady has more than one guy she's looked at as a S**T
^^^^ ther u go....u have more than one boy friend and then u wondering why u juss can't find man on Nairaland?

....this is exactly why men QUIT datin dak skin females......they all tha same!
angry
Romance › Re: See Why This Hausa Girl Refuse To Date Me by MrCork: 5:37pm On Oct 19, 2014
Cokacola:
i have beeen crusing on this hausa for a very long now cry cry last nite i decide to talk to her , what she told me shock me... she said that she cant marry me cus i dont av a cattle farm , i try leting knw that i av abou 5companies to myself and she refuse saying that if i must marry her i should own a cattle.....am confuce right now and i rili love her...pls advice on what to do b4 i loose her cry cry angry huh
...u want ma advise? angry
Romance › Re: How To Spot A Wife Material by MrCork: 5:35pm On Oct 19, 2014
Dezzx:
she can leave an exam hall to
prepare lunch for you.
she can slice a basket of onions
without shedding tears
she will apologize to you after
you cheat on her
she can prepare sweet jollof rice
with#200.
she will fry liver without even
tasting .
she will not complain if you
impregnate her best friend
when she collect her salary she
will give you all of it so that you can
share with her from it
she'll serve you chicken laps
while she eats chicken head.
she can stay up to fight
mosquitoes while you sleep.
grin grin grin smiley
...ain't she suppose to be light skin? angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by MrCork: 4:45pm On Oct 19, 2014
....told her i was goin to the moon

..her reply: when?

..conclusion:..for some reason..they juss dont gerrrit ..dak skin females (no offennse)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Who Wore It Better? Funke Akindele Or Rita Dominic? by MrCork: 4:40pm On Oct 19, 2014
naijagossips:
WHO WORE IT BETTER? FUNKE AKINDELE OR RITA DOMINIC?


Source: http://www.naijagossips.com.ng/wore-better-funke-akindele-rita-dominic/
....very ugly women...they look too Nigerian...onw look like msn and the other look like lines man ((no offense) angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 4:33pm On Oct 19, 2014
Gloria3389:
so what's the moral lesson.... empty barrel makes the loudest noise...
^^^typical Nigerian name....Gloria...i bet she a house maid and to b honest...she clearly ain't light skin undecided
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 4:29pm On Oct 19, 2014
Gloria3389:
so what's the moral lesson.... empty barrel makes the loudest noise...
^^^ seems like am spoiling buciness for her...we wonder how much she charges a hour? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 1:17pm On Oct 19, 2014
martyns303:
Ok! so now it is about looks. post a picture of yourself and I will give you a tenner to buy kebab cos I know u are hungry, and while at it learn to type right.
...bein ugly is not a crime bro....yor the 4th ugliest mofo wamnabe on nairaland and u shud be proud....at least,u don't look hungry ...u homebase guys normally look hungry though (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: She Only Wnt To Be Ontop, Is This Normal? by MrCork: 12:08pm On Oct 19, 2014
martyns303:
What more can be said of a self acclaimed wannkker.
...bro..no offense to yor picture profile but see yor ugly coconut face like Homebase Nigerian...u muss be ugly in real life.

...bro ..u Nigerian?
embarassed

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