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martyns303:
What more can be said of a self acclaimed wannkker.

adeolacrown:
Mr coke pls where's ur country of origin?

letsdothis:
This thread may make most nairaland babes very jealous especially the ones with bald, short ugly and scanty hair.


But I found this babe on this thread below. Check her pics she posted. Check the hair and let your mouth water with delight.
Her name is Feyikemi.

www.nairaland.com/pheyikemi/posts

or

www.nairaland.com/1955994/girls-want-unfortunately#27265783


Short hair girls, plsss stay away from this thread.

datguyojay:
ur head dey dere oga!

martyns303:
I am not here to measure dick size with u, so whenever ur done with ur "home-based" BS let me know. 


You seem to have a ridiculous perception of people, the OP is stupiiiid while I am an "educated Idiat". Here is my perception of u, u are a sadist, and lacking self confidence, and so u try to talk other people down to make urself feel good. U come on NL to live a fantasy life, when in reality u are as miserable as it can get.


SMH, one of ur many professions is to tell the size of people's brain from the size of their head? What a dumbo! 


Going back to sleep by pass 8am, running 3 jobs including a 4th as bouncer ain't so easy I can see. Sleep my brother.

princetunex:
You mean *wear?

Sicozone:
. Bro. Find someplace to rest your head and whatever skills u think u got in abuse,you just don't seem to make any sense anymore since your very first post and my advice is that u just lock up.........Try as much as possible not to quote me!!! You're blessed!

martyns303:
"Homebase" is that supposed to be some sort of abusive phrase? Cos these supposed home-based are doing far better than you are. Stop deceiving yourself, the worst lie a man can tell is a lie he tells himself. Better find something reasonable to do with ur life.

You must be legally blind, cos it is written plainly as 5yrs and not 15 in the OP's post.

I strongly doubt u should be asking me if am "ok", cos from all indications that statement should be referred to u.

martyns303:
I don't usually quote people, but for this post of urs I will make an exemption.

....you want to offer your proffesional advice to him, exactly what is your profession?

....you don't want to call him stupiiidd, but you did worst, and rather than making him look bad, you ended up making yourself look like a jacckkazz.

....he said 5yrs and not 15, but in ur attempt to ridicule him, you had to exaggerate.

....London! Guy go sit at a corner. I know ur type, coming on NL to loud talk when you ain't shhiiitt.

.....This is not critism but out right abuse.

ucheokpara100:
Hi roomies, I 've neva been in lov b4 cos I'm a shy guy dnt knw hw 2 woo gals so I hv been using prostitudes for over 5 years now, gals alwys show me green light bt I dnt knw hw 2 use d opportunity I 've lost uncountable numbers of thm. Until I got dis gal cos we in same UNI, same evrytin cos I'm a new student I used help me do this and tht level drew her closer, lately I noticed she can't control hersef any longer, so she askd me 2 read a txt message on her phone while readin it I jst can't explain hw d body contact made her grab me na so we start kissin o, 4rm their dating don start. Bt now we love oursefs so much bt d problm now is she only wnt 2 sex me do evrytin afta she cum she 'll ask me 2 stop half way, what is the meaning of this? I'm hurt bt I dnt wnt 2 loose her.

lalasticlala:
Beverly Naya - actress

booqee:
he ckearly don't gerrriiitttt!!!!
Salome I don mean to sond rude but seeriosly i give upp on you..I'm going back to bed.

vfactor:
So what's wrong if a guy writes a hearty to letter to his fellow guys for their betterment?



That's the low mentality we re talking about. Everything to you is men and women

Suavestchic:
Hello Guys, Please I Need Advice.. I've Been Friends With A Guy For 8 Years Now, Infact He Is My Best Friend. But The Problem Now Is That I've Fallen In Love With Him And I Don't Know How To Tell Him. I Don't Want Him To Start Avoiding Me. Please How Do I Reveal To Him That I Love Him Without Making Him Angry With Me

marieolae:
Cool pics

cutemystic:
See pics of taye taiwo hanging out with beyonce

lomomike:
Ode!

booqee:
you still haven't answered my question..or don't u get me?
ok maybe I should type slowly so you can easily catch up..

ok wait lemme ask you this, seeing as you hate babies calling them greedy and hungry rabbits who cries like hyenas, are u saying your mum gave birth to you already grown and matured from the womb? you were not once a baby yourself? huh? you were never a greedy rabbit and crying hyena

Sweery should in case you don't understand just tell me so I can it type more slowly.

hensben:
babies own the milk, men own the flesh of the booobsi

kentozybee:
After my letter to the single guys, people asked fr d female version it's here
A Letter To Single Ladies
Greetings to you the most adorable paragon of
God's creature. A rare jewel and the mother of
life.
I write this letter to you to understand some
important things that are of great importance to
your life and future in which negligence to these
would cause you more harm than good.
Please spare me some little time to read through.
I promise not to bore you through this piece. It
won't be lengthy, I promise!
My first major concern is about your dressing. I
know it's not all of you that has issue with this.
See, you don't need to show us your cleavage or
the details of your body by wearing that tight
fitted clothes. Your dressing will determine how
you're addressed and who will approach you.
Some men are 'weaker vessels', when they see
your revealing clothes, they commit fornication
and lust in their heart. Endeavor not to be a
reason for such men to commit sin.
We know beautiful ladies. It is not until you wear
that heavy make-up before you look good. Real
men don't place much emphasis on looks but we
are much concerned about what you can offer us
as a wife, a mother, a friend and a suitable help
meet.
Take time to build your 'content' (character,
strength, passion) rather than place so much
emphasis on your looks. Real men marry ladies
that have great contents but playboys and gold
diggers are so crazy about your looks. Being
moderate looks great with!
No man can love you better if you fail to love
yourself so well. This is not pride but self-esteem.
Raise your standards so that you can sieve out
'ordinary' men. It takes a strong man with vision
and purpose to approach a strong woman. Become
one! Don't be managed but be celebrated and
adored.
Someone of you don't understand the word called
love. Most of you are emotional. Easily aroused by
sweet lies and empty clatterings that some guys
use. Love is not only in word, frequent calls,
chatting, text messages or 'false' care so as to get
you in bed. It is practical - in sacrifice and
commitment.
Love isn't that butterfly feelings you have. Love is
all about making wise decision on who you'd
commit your heart to in love. This will determine
your peace of mind and happiness, now and in the
future. Look before you leap!
Don't let feelings drive you into a relationship
because it is temporal and would change
overtime. It is only when you are ready to make
that decision based on some carefully considered
factors that you should start a love relationship.
You may not accept this, but it's the truth. It is
not a must that you should be in a relationship
when you are not ready for marriage. Yes! Any
relationship that doesn't add value to you will
take away something valuable from you. Many of
you, due to loneliness, intimidation or desperation
entered into a relationship, only to bite your
finger in the long run. This would make you to say
all men are wicked. Not so my dear. Some of us
would treat you the way we'd treat our mothers
and sisters.
As a single lady, God has completely made you, if
you know this truth. No man, I repeat, no man
can make you complete. You have a brain and a
functioning mind. Your completeness lies in
getting a life and building it. Get a career -
pursue it! Or learn a trade - gain expertise!
It's somehow sad that most of you fall victim of
premarital sex because you attach sex to love. A
man can have sex with you without loving you,
tomorrow, he's gone with other ladies. He'd even
deny ever knowing you. Treasure your dignity. A
real man will not culture you for sex but would
bring out the best in you.
Rather than become a mother by circumstance,
take your time to become a mother by choice. You
will bear the consequences alone if you allow a
man to have sex with you without paying any
bridal price. Nursing the baby alone, delay in your
plans and progress in life and the pain of
motherhood which you didn't prepare for are the
things you won't want to bear.
I still have more to say, but I'll will sum up this
letter by quoting a Nigerian Proverb; "Many words
won't fill the gourd, only adhere to that which has
been said". I hope you'd consider all these points
I've listed. Do so and be wise!

komek:
Just shut up and be reasonable for once.

booqee:
seriously deborah are u saying that as a baby u never sucked ur mum's bobbz? you can call her and ask her just to be sure. I'm waiting......

computerboy:
Check my dp and see my gf. I ain't single

Agybabe:
...it is just a thought according to you. Stop seeking my attention.

marieolae:
it just is