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NinoBrown888: In justin bieber's voice....

#never
#say
#never,,,, Lol...

rozzay: Bros me sef no know o. Heehehehhehe

rozzay: Mr cork r u sure uve not been sending pms to nairaland transgender cos na dem full here o

addempsea: Girl ; At 7, I wanted to be a lawyer , At 15, I wanted to be a doctor.

Boy ; Yes, So.

Girl ; You know what I want to be now?

Boy ; No, what is that ?

Girl ; I want to be your EX.


LoL LoL LoL.

bountyhunter: you're ignorant of whats going on here...
asking is a virtue thats worth having... be more inquisitive.
probably not your intention but your ignorance (of this topic) have made you disrespectful

bountyhunter: you fascinate me.
you're every man's dream, atleast a man with sane mind.

you're so curvaceous, the shapeliness of your body is so sublime, a creation of out of this world.
the enormousness of your beauty is such that by turning down and looking atcha, you are still beautiful, you have extraordinary pretty legs.

you have out and out qualities.
you're a perfection, if there is anything like that...
in life there are darknesses and lights, you are one of the lights.
a woman of noblity, this gives me hope that there are good women still left to make life happy.
i have read time and time again, line after line in ecclesiastes the phrase 'everything under sun is futile' knowing you im incline to the supposition that it was just an ingnoratio elechi on solomon's part.

your great physique when compare to the greatness of your heart and mind is just a mere bonus. with this i so wish to be in there, in your heart, it would be my greatest honor...
you're everything i imagine and much much more, that been im going to importunate until the end of time to experience the moment of been in ur heart...
im hopeful of this. the sun and moon are always on opposite direction. the sun comes up the moon goes down, the moon comes up sun goes down it keeps happening but someday the sun and moon meets and there's eclipse. this is evident that there is no impossiblities.

i fear words cant say how much you're really worth or how i feel. you're much much more than words can describe...

the sound of your heart beat is music to my ears, i go singing 'ud gaye tote re, tere to ud gaye tote re la la la la....' i dont even know what that means but you will agree with me that love is a thing best felt, aint it?

walking down the aisle withcha by my side would be my greatest honor and achievement.
please be my lady?
te amo
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p.s the thought of you gets me in some sort of trance, drifting in a tidal wave in the ocean, floating in space to meet you to the share the moment of love. stepping out of my dreamy state of you leaves me sitting here with my dic .k on hard, me so hor.ny me love you long time...
ayoo im tire of talking so why dontcha come sit down on top of me
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mizmycoli
i thought i didnt do justice yday's challenge... ideally this should have been my piece.

seriously dont take the last part with any seriousness, and please pardon the punctuations.
me and punctuations dont get along, the internet told me some nasty things about it, so i say fuckit to it...

marenx: I'm currently studying Computer Science at The American University, Yola. I don't know whether I'm handsome, although some friends said I am. My girl friend was the first to ask for my love and I thought there is nothing to say than to submit onto her. She is a beautiful and learned Igbo girl, who base in Cameroon city, Yawounde, with her parents. So I love her as if without her, I will die. For this reason, she began to behave somehow to me. Whenever I meet her, she will not concentrate to listen to me, she will say, 'Jesus! I'm tired' or 'Please I have an assignment to do.' The last time I met her, she said, 'Oh, gash! Let me go and eat Indomie Noodles.' and she passed without saying 'good bye.' And I don't know what I did wrong to her. Please, how can I bring her back?

iamord: U do not Answer for all the guys . Inasmuch as I follow some people to get intimate I also follow some cos I love their threads and posts . So that's a good way too be on track with them

prettythicksme: Guys please how do you feel when you follow a lady and she did not follow back? please let me hear your different views so I can follow back those guys following me

Ovoko1: I've been a guest for a very long time on this romance section, just decided to register recently. During my period as a guest, i used to see some topics like am i the most handsome? and when you open , you'll be like WTF is this? handsomeness doesn't just apply to the looks!!! so i wanna use this platform to introduce to you the four people i think are the cutest and realest niggas on Nairaland from what i've seen so far.

NB: This is the opinion of the OP!

1. Naijaboiy
www.nairaland.com/naijaboiy
One intelligent young man i must oblige, he's fresh and friendly, writes his opinion on anything and also got funny posts. Keep it up bruh!

2. Valmunich
www.nairaland.com/valmunich
You'll sure agree with me that he's one hell of a cute nigga, though i don't see his comments that much, but he sure does interest me with the ones i do see. Big ups niggah!

3. Tallesty1
www.nairaland.com/tallesty1
He's actually the realest i know. He hits the nail on the head in every of his post and that i literally adore. Indeed intelligent!

4. Tosyne2muchW
www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much
A no nonsense dude, Cute AF! #noHomo doesn't take shiii from anybody, does his own things his way and always ready to bow to criticisms. what an intelligent fellow!

However, These are the people i know contemporarily, there might perhaps be other dudes worthy to make this list i don't know but its all good, you can still list them out

booqee: yeah Mr cork sweerie let's chat..all I want is an iPhone 6+ and three brazilliian weeg as well as u dash me ur white range rover an I promise to lurv you till tomorrow!! truss me ;-)

onstelly: Hahahahaha please you as what, will do no such thing sweery

dandydaniels: ladies see you as a playboy

some say you are gay

anything you do is a breaking news

you are seen as pompous

bla bla bla bla bla!

Nah our fault say we dey handsome?!

onstelly: Yes I can

glorex: mrcork!

kagari: Mr cork, do u know banega, He is light skin

aaronson: No bro,that's not what I mean,what I mean is this,right we feel on their protruded b00bs and like the feeling,what do they gain cus its looking like they only giving and not receiving

aaronson: Personally I noticed when a girl likes you,she makes sure she's up and close to you during hug just so you really feel here bo.obs and you see the guy with that baby kind of smile or grin after the hug,I'm male and I don't know what the female folks gain during this little encounter....so who really benefit more during hug male or female?

onstelly:
This one you are sounding normal today, anyway am fine

onstelly: Am not light skin oh

drey08: Mrcock you need a Knock

onstelly: Thanks dear
@ mrcork are you sure u are ok?