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Romance › Re: How I Toasted A Female Bank Staff Today by MrCork: 9:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
Unibenstudent: I sense an undertone of sarcasms
...sounds like u completed yor school home wok (no oooofense again) angry
Romance › Re: How I Toasted A Female Bank Staff Today by MrCork:
Unibenstudent: I sense an undertone of sarcasms
..ok..u stepped up above yor level....talked to a banker....big deal. ..

....wot do then want from us?... A badge?... Bro I don't mean to sound rude but am goin bak to bed.....(no Ofense)
angry
Romance › Re: When Will Nigeria Ladies Start Thinking? by MrCork: 9:07pm On Oct 02, 2014
agarawu23: Every girl wants to be engaged by a serious
man and dreams to get married to a
responsible man. But what kind of man will
want to marry a babe with status like:
"liquids loadin" "Elegushi loadin" "movida on
point“ "wine bar Abuja toh badt“ "6 bottles I
gallant" "clubbing mode activated"
"champagne rain” "missing my bed tonite" "u
knw urself#" "off to crystal lounge " "Am
gonna party real hard 2nite" "Owerri, Benin,
lagos,ph, Abuja, Asaba,Bayelsa on my mind "
"painting Accra red" " # DoroNoLongTin "?
You wear skimpy cloths, almost naked, loud
nails n 'paintings' you call makeups and you
put them as your DP.
Pictures you took in different hotels, hotel
bedrooms and bathrooms, "Alhaji thank you"
"Baby thank you (as ur bf no get name)"
"Senator god bless you" "Hon,your too
much"
Take pix in different cars; are you a driver?
Ipad 4, bold 5, Porsche as DP and your bf
dey use curve 2. Brazilian hair, Romanian
hair, Peruvian hair etc Who is fooling who?
You think those men are fools? You better
have a rethink. No body wants to marry
"Public donor". Maybe when you are 33
years you will change your status to "Church
on ma mind" "I love Jesus" "Jesus saves" 35
years you start, "all men are evil" At 37 you
no go miss any church service or crusade
again by then u don expire comot for
market.
Fresh adventurous babes full university dey
roll out then beef go start.
You spend hours in your saloon gossiping
about younger girls other married girls and
how bad men are.
I know say many girls go vex but sharing this
might save a frustrated depressed girl before
its too late... have a good day people.
# RunsAway
...bro...u sound like one of those Nigeria idol rejects (no oooofense) undecided
Romance › Re: How I Toasted A Female Bank Staff Today by MrCork: 9:05pm On Oct 02, 2014
Unibenstudent: Wow..took a break from posting cos I was banned by anti spam bot,,well am back,,today as I was going to cash out 4 million naira to buy a mercedes car product for my cousin,,my eyes caught a very dazzling and sparkling lady on the counter,,so I went to meet her and I told her that she was so familiar that am sure we knew in times pasts,,she was shocked at my bravery to approach her,,so I said that am the new branch manager for dangote in lagos branch,,she quickly asked me if I a cared for a dinner tonight..o boy na so I get this fine banker
,...congrats! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Millionaires Allegedly Sponsoring Lifestyles Of US Reality Stars by MrCork: 6:56pm On Oct 02, 2014
onila: I love london yoruba Nigerian guys

u know mars chocolate, the colour of the caramel in it is my colour
.. u now tryn to buy ma affection now...abi? ....so u think u can juss want me like that?..abi? undecided
Romance › Re: Is Love Blind? (the Most Debatable Love Question) by MrCork:
onome710: By Richard Eromosele (Vanguard, Wednesday, Oct 1st, 2014) pg 41

The truth is that there are many questions and issues sorrounding love. For example, what is the attraction for a beautiful woman with sight marrying a blind ugly man? Why will a highly educated woman marry an illetrate man? What would prompt a woman boss in an office to marry her driver? What would have informed a professor coming down from his olympian height to marry his house girl? Why will the daughter of a millionaire marry a pauper? Why will a lady lawyer marry a taxi driver? Why will the king descend low to marry the daughter of a poor man? Why?
Is love blind? Really, love trascends every boundary and breaks every barrier. It knows not the rich, the poor, the educated or the illiterate.

What do you think?
...bro...no offense to yor picture profile but j wear tight shirt like. 5 years old and then u talk about marryn taxi driver?.....seriously...how r we expected to take yor thread seriously? (no offense ) angry
Romance › Re: Is Love Blind? (the Most Debatable Love Question) by MrCork: 6:33pm On Oct 02, 2014
onome710: By Richard Eromosele (Vanguard, Wednesday, Oct 1st, 2014) pg 41

The truth is that there are many questions and issues sorrounding love. For example, what is the attraction for a beautiful woman with sight marrying a blind ugly man? Why will a highly educated woman marry an illetrate man? What would prompt a woman boss in an office to marry her driver? What would have informed a professor coming down from his olympian height to marry his house girl? Why will the daughter of a millionaire marry a pauper? Why will a lady lawyer marry a taxi driver? Why will the king descend low to marry the daughter of a poor man? Why?
Is love blind? Really, love trascends every boundary and breaks every barrier. It knows not the rich, the poor, the educated or the illiterate.

What do you think?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Millionaires Allegedly Sponsoring Lifestyles Of US Reality Stars by MrCork:
onila: am caramel chocolate
..which caramel?..in that Nigeria wher u people dont hav ordinary light skin females?

....listen up sweeery. Plus QUIT tryn to impress mw coz am a Londoner ...it ain't gonnno wok (truss me)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Millionaires Allegedly Sponsoring Lifestyles Of US Reality Stars by MrCork: 5:46pm On Oct 02, 2014
onila: dey are black american girls
...so how comes u ain't yet light skin?... Why haven't u shange color? angry
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Millionaires Allegedly Sponsoring Lifestyles Of US Reality Stars by MrCork: 5:06pm On Oct 02, 2014
....onilala ..u this Uganda girl...will u stop spreadin lies wit yor fake stories?....who told u she Nigerian?...do Nigeria women fine like that?....do u reliaze she is light skin? angry
Romance › Re: ADVICE Plssssss, Is Something Wrong WITH Me.. ? by MrCork: 3:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
chinnyonwu: sometimes u talk like a sane person.
....question..is it illegal for u people in that Nigeria to hav proper English name like lucky,James,bingo,sally or turner?....brother. .what the hell is chinchingugunono and how on earth do u expect women to take u serious?..

. .you people mennnn !
undecided
Romance › Re: Funnest Couple Of The Year! What a Fun! by MrCork: 1:48pm On Oct 02, 2014
...those Nigeria couple look like two men havin fun (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: ADVICE Plssssss, Is Something Wrong WITH Me.. ? by MrCork: 1:46pm On Oct 02, 2014
JERRY1925: Being in like 3 relationships and all ends up in the same way...we date 4 a week break up for two days...and am always the one begging....the last happened when I met dis girl..I tried so hard to make us work...but recently we had issues and that made me shout on her..and dat was it..she said its OVER, a relationship that has being for a year..these the third time and its really not about money because am working..but any girl I met, we will so be in love 4 months..then we strt having issues...is it me Or its d wrong girls..
...ther u go. .u shout at a lady ..she leaves and u start cryn...bro,from yor picture profile and the Nigeria made suit u wearin..u look like the typical Homebase guy that looks down on. Guys like u believe its all about buyn gifs and spending money...hell f****ing no.

..women r special and u hav no choice but to treat them as diamond..akways...u dont treat her right..guess wot..someone else wil coz u ain't superman.

my final advise...be patient,be gentle and be a good listener or else...u be lonely!
angry
Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 1:28pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: wanderer be seeking attention, and I will kindly send you 50 naira to feed yourself #IgotUrback
...brother...no offense again to u picture profile but u look like someone on hunger strike...please use the moiney to by bread or somtin (no offense again) embarassed
Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 1:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
izaray: I can see, u lack manners, we av be commenting here witout insulting any body, anyway go on, tel us more abt how big and wider ur mouth is!
...sweery...who or when did i insult anybody?...i simply ask if u waz light skin & then u started cussin inocent people for no reason.....could u please please grow up & STOP actin like a Nigerian.

....nairaland is not a market place....please QUIT derailin Tha thread! (no offense)
undecided
Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 12:59pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: at least is still better than begging on the streets of london
...u said u took someone girlfriend with that kinda face & shirt,abi.....brother,be nice to me and i will gladly send u £12 to buy a proper suit ther in Nigeria. (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Light Skin Females Dark Skin Females: ..the Final Debate. by MrCork(op): 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2014
[color=#000099]...question:

...when has anybody eva seen a light skin female cuss anybody?...

answer; . NEVER!!


..question;...when has anybody eva seen dak skin females cuss anybody..fight bus conductor..or hate on dark skin females?

answer: . Yesterday ...this morning...through out last month and everyday!

.....i lie?..then challenge me!/color] angry
Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 12:33pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: DO foolZ still reside in london? Queen Elizabeth must hear this
...franka,please chill out....i waz not rude to u. Bro i simply asked if u work as a mechanic coz u loooookit...i lie?...bro, u seen yor face? undecided
Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 12:30pm On Oct 02, 2014
izaray: Hahahahaha..some pple are beginning to talk out of anger, bro sorry, no too vex abeg!
...see yor triangle head like Nigerian....r u even light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How I Took Your Girlfriend by MrCork: 12:15pm On Oct 02, 2014
franzis: *While you were ignoring her on whatsapp. I was giving her attention.
* While you were out with your friends I was with her.
* While you couldn't take her calls I phoned her.
* While you were busy I was giving her all of my time
* While you were not available i was her shoulder to Lean on
* If you want to know how i took her it was like taking a candy from a baby.
* While you were never there for her I offered to spend some tıme wıth her..
* While you slept without sending her a text I wrote her a poem telling her how beautiful she is.
* The more i made her smile the more i won her heart.
* The more I gave her joy the more useless you became to her.
*she didn't cheat on you. she got tired of you.
* If you must know you lost an angel and I found her on the way home
*She tried to phone you to give you one last chance but as usual you never listen so she gave me what was yours
* If you want to know how I got your
girlfriend
* I learned to listen to her
*I learned that smaller things makes one happy
* Most of all I learned to love her the way she wanted to be loved.
* Never Take Anything Or Anyone For
Granted, Because That Someone you taking for granted Somebody ıs praying to be wıth What Still Stands Is That Someday Someone wıll Look at that person Like they are The Best Thing In The World.
AGREE OR DISAGREE?
....bro...no offense to yor picture profile but seriously..a gyal said yes to u wit Tha kinda face?.....r u a mechanic by any chance? angry
Romance › Re: Can Anygirl Ever Date Someone Like Me? by MrCork: 7:37am On Oct 02, 2014
Wittylens: *NOTE : I'm just trying to evaluate myself to see is if I'm "ODD" or if there's any other guy like me. (IN RELATIONSHIP ASPECT)


MY GOOD SIDES

*I Don't Double Date.. Although I've had few relationships so far , I've never for once cheated while dating.

*I Show Too Much Care..

MY BAD SIDES

* I Don't Socialise. My Social Life Is Almost Zero. Infact I've Never Been To A Club Before.

*I Don't Talk Too Much.. I'm More like an Introvert. So People Think "I'm Boring"

*I Don't Flirt With Girls. Unlike my other friends , I don't move too much with girls. I have few female friends. I Barely Move With / Talk to girls in where I live. But if any girl eventually gets close to me they find out I'm not that boring.

Since I Broke up with my EX ,I've asked a few girls out but none accepted. I think its because they think I'm Too Boring.

So I'm just wondering ; Can any Girl Ever Date Someone Like Me? , Is There Still Anyguy Like Me? Do I Have To Flirt Around Like Other Guys.?
....bro... No female seems intarested... Only men r respondin to yoe thread though.

anyways...we not sayin u g@y coz u look g@y wearin rainbow color shirt but seriously,how looong u been g@y? (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Funnest Couple Of The Year! What a Fun! by MrCork: 7:20am On Oct 02, 2014
tonjeola: when i see this, i was like, is this how real love is been play....lolz
...funny?.....bro,did u lost yor glasses?......is she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 12:25am On Oct 02, 2014
Ebubest: are u a racist?
....so men who love light skin females r racist?...bro..i do t mean to sound rude but clearly u neva been to London...clearly u hav never date light skin females..and clearly u don't gerrrrit (no offense) embarassed
Romance › Re: Everylady Must Hear This !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. by MrCork: 11:01pm On Oct 01, 2014
Tunjibodmas: EVERY LADY MUST HEAR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The race of too many big boy’s is what is new in vogue .most ladies of nowadays can’t function if there is no cash involved. The urge for material things has changed the STORY OF LOVE. Do not make money your only priority when choosing your spouse; only spend it when necessary .there is more to marriage than money alone. A man with good heart is better than a rich man with a heart of beast. Most women say they want security in life so they won’t date the poor. I know so many carpenters and bricklayers that have built their house and feed their families through their hard working but girls hardly work their side. If he is not rich today doesn’t mean he will be poor for life as long as he is ambitious. The happiness and security of you, is your responsibility. Those who choose never to endure at all may have to suffer for long.getting married to the rich doesn’t guarantee happiness in your life
HAAPINESS IS PRICELESS
Perhaps those who say they will rather cry inside range rover sports than laughing on a bicycle. They have never experienced pain in their life. Many young women have blindly turned themselves to “TEST DRIVE VEHICLE” for the love of materials things. What qualified you as a great women is; designers, Prada shoes ,Gucci bags.it is in your good heart, good character and real personalty.when a real man finds a wife in you he will never let you go, this is guaranteed .it’s funny how material woman blame men for breaking their heart and therefore conclude that all men are the same .real men don’t settle down with fake women ,they might be your temporary server but they will leave as soon as the coast is cleared. THE CHOICE IS YOURS .
And lastly for the men that cannot be a man enough to embrace the truthfulness of loving one woman completely and dig round with their middle men because they got dough, remember they are going to have female children, beautiful young sisters and female cousins so also for people that sleep with peoples husband,” what goes around will definitely come around”, whether sooner or later. They will do unto them what they do to others.
REMEMBER: The basis of any relationship still remains LOVE, TRUST, GOOD COMMUNICATION AND COMMITMENT whenever you are ready, being in love and happy is not a crime.
NOTE: money is very good and necessary ……………………But should be” Roofing “not” Foundation” in any relationship.
.....see yor head like sugar cane...didn't they teach u how to summmmarise in schkool? ... U want us to spend 4 hours readin this jankloponic essay? ( no offense) angry
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On Oct 01, 2014
EroticAngelina: Lolz.. This cork guy has some serious mental problem! Whats wrng wit babies? They are the cutiest lil creatures ever! Its nt lyk when u have a kid u will be the one feeding nd changing their diapers angry you were once a baby for pity's sake! Would u have liked it if ur dad didnt like u? angry
angry
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 6:32pm On Oct 01, 2014
...and to be honest again......all men cannot stand them especially when they suk boooobsi like hungry rabbit.


...we hate that $h** (real talk )
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Love A Strong Lady? by MrCork: 6:26pm On Oct 01, 2014
MizMyColi:
Hi all smiley
Good Evening.

So this topic sounds interesting to me, because, while I may not come across to a lot of people that way, chiefly because, I'm a balanced extrovert - introvert. I admit that I can be quite feisty, especially when it comes to defending people and standing up for what I know to be right.


Putting myself in perspective here, when a situation calls for it, I can become very sharp and critical.
After having made my point, I will return to my natural, warm self.


Now feisty in this case DOES NOT include, proud, arrogant, men hating women/feminists.

This Feisty topic actually piqued my interest and I'd love to know varying opinions on feisty women in this context.

Synonyms for Feisty include the following:
fiery, spirited, active, bold, lively, sparkling, vigorous, energetic, animated, have-a-go, courageous, ardent, game, plucky, high-spirited, sprightly, vivacious, spunky, mettlesome.

Some quotes for feisty women:

There is in every true woman's heart, a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity ~ Washington Irving.


Strong Women only intimidate weak men. shocked undecided




I got this from a [url=kategale./2011/06/02/feisty-women-should-you-put-up-with-them-do-you-want-a-feisty-woman-in-your-life-and-in-your-bed/]blog[/url] content



*modified*

Okay, from the comments posted, it's clear most people didn't bother didn't reading thru' the OP.

Personally, and indeed, everyone kynda has this abhorence to the word "Feisty"

But having looked up it's meaning, I'm beginning to think it might not be a bad thing afterall, when applied modestly......I guess it's another way of saying.

"I am my own woman" or "That lady is Strong, Intelligent and Independent"

Now Guys know women as dependent biatches shocked who always like it cheap.
So why does it trouble some guys that a woman rarely asks them for stuffs or do the sex exchange huh

Well, I'll keep reading comments and making contributions where necessary.

Happy Independence grin
^^ Story...are u light skin ? angry
Romance › Re: How To Get Out Of The 'friendzone' by MrCork: 5:51pm On Oct 01, 2014
..200 pages without comma,full stop or paragraph on how to make friends....poaster....we dont gerrrit..seriously! angry
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Oct 01, 2014
. ..can u imagine a baby pissin on my £3,000 carpet....truss me....i will cane him wit horse whip! angry
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 4:47pm On Oct 01, 2014
. .. Light skin babies r ok...kinda though undecided
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Confusing To All Men...seriously! by MrCork(op): 3:55pm On Oct 01, 2014
...to be honest,ther is this slim pretty dak skin lady am tryn to date.. ..she has money though....serious money..problem is she has two kid and she always goin on about how wonderful they r......wha Tha heck as that gots to do wit me? angry

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