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Nairaland General › Re: A Playground Called Romance Section. by MrCork: 7:36am On Sep 30, 2014
assfreak: Today, I read, coming from SisiNini, the 1000000000000000000th thread on bleaching this year alone. There are more bleaching threads on NL Romance Section than on Health Section. Even the comments are beginning to sound the same and the participants to thin out out of boredom.

Anything bad in posting more engaging (daring) topics like anal sex, MouthAction, sperm myths etc. This is Romance Section for Chr-st's sake.

Threads are the same poo from people shamelessly wanting public opinion on their handsomeness to clowns ridiculing themselves before uncertain monikers with doctored DPs begging for e-love and attention.

Someone more than capped this ridiculousness up today by posting stuffs on how to be popular on NL like it is the same as how to satisfy your partner in bed or how to be your own boss. What is the relevance of that junk in Romance Section?

And to think all these ridiculous poo thrive on Romance section when they should either find their way to the Jokes section or should never have been posted in the first place, makes me wonder if there is actually a Romance Section here.

I wish you a good day ahead, good people.
angry
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fought Because Of A Woman/man by MrCork: 11:00pm On Sep 29, 2014
Vikkyk10: Have u eva fought because of a guy/a lady
...I beat up 15 guys together last when when one of them said my woman look like Nikky minajj angry
Romance › Re: Mature Advice Please!!!! by MrCork: 10:54pm On Sep 29, 2014
prettythicksme: ask your fucking cork!!!!
^^^^ther u go... typical village girl.....they too aggressive ...

...Can u imagine this kinda girl here in London....truss me... I will relocate!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Mature Advice Please!!!! by MrCork: 9:22pm On Sep 29, 2014
...and may i remind u that i drive range rover spot.....only £23,000 cash! ..jus incase u want to chat me up! wink
Romance › Re: Mature Advice Please!!!! by MrCork: 9:17pm On Sep 29, 2014
prettythicksme: MrCorkk I am allergic to broke guys get it straight into your skull
...u never been London..u dont hav a real hair...u look Nigerian...u ain't light skin....graaamar like village girl...and then u complain u cant find a man on nairaland?

....wot else am i missing?
undecided
Romance › Re: Mature Advice Please!!!! by MrCork: 8:58pm On Sep 29, 2014
prettythicksme: There was this friend of mine she has been dating this broke guys for five years now, the guy is getting rich and he started telling my friend that he need a side chick that he can't continue eating one food all these years.my friend have been crying hell out of her since three days now please an advice because I don't actually know what to tell her maybe to agree or disagree cos the guy have really made up his mind for side chick tinz
.....sweery..why do u start every story wit* ther waz a friend of mines*...when we clearly no that friend is u?

...ok...u date broke guys....wot do u want from us?
angry
Romance › Re: Chicks only! by MrCork(op): 5:42pm On Sep 29, 2014
.. Ladies..so r we sayn ther r no chicks on nairaland intarested in marriage talk? .....or do we hav to change the thread topick to Brazilian wig before y'all respond?

...all chicks pls apply...light skin or dak skin
smiley
Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by MrCork: 5:37pm On Sep 29, 2014
Logicalmindy: Do you realise she ain't even light-skinned? angry
...who told u she ain't light skin?...r u one of those Nigeria boys who wear sun shade at night?

....of Couse she light skin!!
angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 5:24pm On Sep 29, 2014
kalu01: who knows she may be the one
...problem is she doesn't loook like the type who can cook...beo,am fed up of eatin fish and chips...4real angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 5:04pm On Sep 29, 2014
kalu01: I trust u, just take style dey woo her grin
...bro i like the babe but she lies too much...she claim shes the fine babe on ha picture profile undecided
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 4:19pm On Sep 29, 2014
Fabulousb36: u can just know dat its this crazy guy from his stupid post. Wats wit u and light skinned ladies anyway? I'm begining to think dat u liv in a very dark hole where every1 is painted charcoal black
^^^ ther u go ..typical dak skin female jus cussin innosent brother for no reason.....is it ms fault u r dak skin?..cant u change color...and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland.

...light skin females wud neva ever behave like this...serrriously!
undecided
Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by MrCork: 3:29pm On Sep 29, 2014
01emek: I have been stalking this babe for some time now, ok ok let me start from the beganing. I saw her post somewhere on nairaland after viewing her pics i was shocked shocked * she fine ooo and me ma fine na so... tongue *. When i wanted to start up a convo with her, she didn't not reply cry .

. Now my problem is that temigracie is yoruba oo, and you guys know how Yoruba and Ndigbo behave on niaraland, I am not a tribalist but i protect my tribe with all my life, i can even kill for my people.

What broke the cows back was when i dreamt of her last night shocked . I have spoken to my kinsmen here on nairaland, and they said i should give them some-time to think about it. Should i also go and meet her kinsmen here on nairaland?? And i know, Temi would like to become an Easterner tongue . (Enugu state atually ). Pls what do you think?

On mondays are know for inportant issues grin cheesy tongue cry
....temigrase ....the same temigrase.....my temigrase?...

..see yor head like nigeria humty dumty. bro..u berrra bak of from ma woman or else...
angry
Romance › Re: Temigracie Is My Crush! Somebody Helpppppp. by MrCork: 3:21pm On Sep 29, 2014
01emek: I have been stalking this babe for some time now, ok ok let me start from the beganing. I saw her post somewhere on nairaland after viewing her pics i was shocked shocked * she fine ooo and me ma fine na so... tongue *. When i wanted to start up a convo with her, she didn't not reply cry .

. Now my problem is that temigracie is yoruba oo, and you guys know how Yoruba and Ndigbo behave on niaraland, I am not a tribalist but i protect my tribe with all my life, i can even kill for my people.

What broke the cows back was when i dreamt of her last night shocked . I have spoken to my kinsmen here on nairaland, and they said i should give them some-time to think about it. Should i also go and meet her kinsmen here on nairaland?? And i know, Temi would like to become an Easterner tongue . (Enugu state atually ). Pls what do you think?

On mondays are know for inportant issues grin cheesy tongue cry
[color=#000099]....

angry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by MrCork: 2:00pm On Sep 29, 2014
kenex4ever: Harsh!!
....and for the record...ladies...please do not ever ever ever everr compare a Homebase guy to Londoners coz we clearly never on the same level....
.
....we Londoners feel insulted so please please please.....STOP IT!! (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by MrCork: 1:40pm On Sep 29, 2014
farano: You're wooable tongue...Prefer people that are not, monikers like
Dygeasy
mynd44
vickiz
mrcork
Tallesty1
dre11
lalasticlala
pasqal09

cool cool cool
...see yor head like pan cake....why is ma name on that list?...
do u tink sm on the same level wit those things? (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Gist Do Women Want to Hear from a Guy by MrCork: 12:46pm On Sep 29, 2014
anumide: sad y is it necessary to prove he is gay? huh i smell transference here
...he either g@y or he ai nt g@y....the boy clearly said he likes gistin wit girls and as far as all men r concern....this automatically makes him g@y coz real men do not gist wit women ....gist is a woman thing...gerrrrrit? angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 12:21pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ebubest: u've only seen jst one of my pic and u said i look like bus conductor, atleast i didn't i hide myself from d world, on like u dat put a rat, o maybe u're d rat.
.. Bro...swrrriiusly....r u tellin me dont loook like bus conductor in that picture?....liook at yor shirt for god sake?

. Next thing now..u will lie u been to London!
undecided
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 12:08pm On Sep 29, 2014
Ebubest: guy my voice is not as think as those bus conductor.... i have a normal and nice deep voice. gerrrrrit?
....bro..i don't mean to sound rudess & no offense to yor picture profile but do u realize u loook like those Nigeria bus conductor?

..so,can u see am tryn to help u?...y u havin attitude?
undecided
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 11:45am On Sep 29, 2014
Ebubest: i already have a deep voice
...no...am not referring to yor Nigerian deep voice that make u sound like bus conductor.....women dont find such attractive...bro am revering to like a London deep voice to male u sound more romantic.....gerrrrit? undecided
Romance › Re: Why American & European Women Value Nigerian Men by MrCork: 11:09am On Sep 29, 2014
topanido: It is quite clear that a lots of American/European women are hunting for Nigerian men more than men from other African countries.

In fact if a white woman marries from Ghana, Ivory Coast, Kenya, Liberia, Congo, Guinea, Egypt, etc, after some period of marriage, the husband being the black tends to force his family back to African home. This is not desired by most of the American/European women due to our economic status, environmental conditions and poor economic development.

However, a Nigerian man marrying an American or European women means an opportunity for him to leave his parental family and country and naturalize in abroad. This is due to the current situation of the country as everyone finds one way or the other to survive. Therefore many American and European women are seriously looking for Naija guys especially when they are not yet married at the age of 28. This situation leads to emigration and brain drain.
..please do not miss lead people.....serrriouslt...they do bot value Homebase Nigerians....they only value us London or American Nigerians coz we much superior (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Gist Do Women Want to Hear from a Guy by MrCork: 10:46am On Sep 29, 2014
Fabulousmark: Looking for partner? check my profile pic and u will be disappointed because i dont look gay....sowie keep hunting ok?
....brother...u said it,i didn't...u clearly said u enjoy gist with gyals which automatically tells us u r g@y coz real men dont do that.. ...and for the record. Ineva said ther waz anything wrong bein g@y...so u shud be proud to be g@y. You r g@y. .periooood (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Gist Do Women Want to Hear from a Guy by MrCork: 10:15am On Sep 29, 2014
Fabulousmark: I don't think u understand the post....ur opinion tho
..which post?...women gist..guys do not gist...only g@y men gist. ....and then u said u enjoy gist with gyals... Bro,i don't mean to sound rude but waz only tryn to find out how long u been g@y.

....we hav notin against g@y people coz its yor human right to be g@y,so plus be proud (no offense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Which State Has The Most Pretty Girls In Nigeria by MrCork: 10:03am On Sep 29, 2014
..state of wot?..which state?. .guys i don't mean to sound rides but ther is no way u can compare those yor Nigerian gyals to our London females. ...

.they not on the same levels (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: What Kind Of Gist Do Women Want to Hear from a Guy by MrCork: 9:58am On Sep 29, 2014
Fabulousmark: My girlfriend and some female friends are fond of this: In the middle of a conversation esp on social networks, they would tell to you to gist them. Man What kind of gist do these ladies expect?
. .. gist? ... u enjoy gistin wit females?... Bro . .i don't mean to talk rude but u sound like one of those male Ghana hairdresser.

..r u g@y? (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Know If And When You've Met The One? by MrCork: 10:35pm On Sep 28, 2014
Mindependent: I mean the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with. I know it's possible to let yourself believe someone is meant to be your soul mate and bla bla but how are you ever 100% sure?! The rate of divorce today is way too much and I believe the sole reason is people just run into marriage deluding themselves to thinking they are meant to be with someone when in reality this person might be the complete opposite of their true soulmate. I'm currently in a serious relationship and love this person truly but I just don't know if he is my soulmate, is there a 'litmus test' to know or do I just accept his proposal if and when he does? Cheers.

IX Ada XI
..r u light skin? angry

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