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Romance › Re: When Did You Stop? by MrCork: 5:57pm On Sep 20, 2014
Ormorlehwah: Hmmmm...... Dats was primary stages,but now am in my secondary hoping to my tertiary stage. I av even grow wings. Hahahahah...... MrCork, U again?
Ama proud to be a Nigerian.
..proud??.... In 2014? undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:56pm On Sep 20, 2014
Rapsainot: na your papa buy me the slippers I'm wearing abi..... Abegi I can pose the way I like, it's none of your business anyway
^^^^ this boy clearly a home base Nigeria mechanic.....they get aggressive very easily (no ooofense) embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by MrCork: 5:53pm On Sep 20, 2014
Joenice: no dey toast woman on my thread.
.....Janet....bro,do u mind talkin to me like next month or somtin?..... Can't u see am talkin to a chick? angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:49pm On Sep 20, 2014
Rapsainot: I'm living my life to its fullest here in Nigeria........ I don't give a Bleep bou any place as soon as my NUMBER ONE GS(parents), are there for me.... So zoom off
...really?....so u live yor life fullest in Nigeria and then u take picture wearin slippers plus gold plated chain?... In 2014....Nigeria swaga,abi?

.....bro, I dont mean to sound rude but m goin bak to bed...laters!
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by MrCork: 5:46pm On Sep 20, 2014
jumxix: You are really a troublemaker!!! Mind you this is not a forum for troublemakers... Hmmm
...correction....sweeery, AMA lover not a fighter.. By the way, u so beauriful yor eye loook like shooting star travelling from Ethiopia to Japan! wink
Romance › Re: When Did You Stop? by MrCork: 5:43pm On Sep 20, 2014
Ormorlehwah: It's just a Simple question, let's learn from Ourselves.


I stopped trusting Guys when I was in Primary3.....
When my boo left me for a girl who bought a new HB pencil for him.
..0k, we dont gerrrrit.....so u sayin i can date u if I buy u pencil?

....sweery r u Nigerian?
undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:40pm On Sep 20, 2014
Rapsainot: I should start crying cause I've never been to London abi?..... Abeg swerve jare, no lemme use my mother's tongue curse you oooo
..u want to lie u been abroad?... U want to lie?......and abroad does not mean Ghana...I mean London! undecided
Romance › Re: When U Are Ready For a committed relationship by MrCork: 5:38pm On Sep 20, 2014
Famouspecky: I got the shock of my life when my boo proposed to me last week.
I was so happy, is not easy to get a man who will over look your flaws an accept u for who u are.

There is something I observed in a committed relationship an that is
FORGIVENESS
TRUST
RESPECT then
LOVE

In this our contemporary world, everyone is looking forward to a partner he/she could TRUST,RESPECT an perhaps LOVE.

IF u want a committed relationship do away first with
PEER PRESSURE
LOW SELF ESTEEM
DECEIT
PRE MARITAL sex(hard huh but it worth it)
PICKY

To all the single ladies out, he's coming( The right man)
..luckily, am single! smiley
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:36pm On Sep 20, 2014
...can't find woman wrap on google?... Or is this some kinda Nigeria English u people use? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by MrCork: 5:34pm On Sep 20, 2014
Joenice: Leave women alone and describe yourself in one word.
^^^^^ this one clearly g@y....who leaves women alone? (no offense) embarassed
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:33pm On Sep 20, 2014
Rapsainot: stop generalizing. ,. We gerrits..... Just tell us "YOU" don't.
... ..bro, no offfense to yor picture proofile especialy the way u loook but u will probably gerrrrrit since u never been abroad..... I was referring to we Londonder: we dont gerrrrit ..nobody gerrrrit (no offense agin) embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by MrCork: 5:30pm On Sep 20, 2014
Tolexander: the OP said one word! cheesy
..bro I tink she one of those free education chicks! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by MrCork: 5:26pm On Sep 20, 2014
jumxix: Ama Lady
....how?....r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:24pm On Sep 20, 2014
LaurelP: I dey vex! Infact I'm totally pissed off!
We the anti woman-wrapper task force having seen the spate of crime on dis forum especially the Romance section have agreed that we can't just fold our hands and watch guys disgrace us.
Guys opening threads to profess love, guys quoting and liking comments dat don't make sense, guys liking pics dat look like monkey own. It has to stop. As the MD of this noble taskforce, I've decided in conjunction with my crew members to come up with dis measures.

We therefore are going to enforce dis laws:
1. From now onwards, anywhere you see a post, comments dat looks likes a woman-wrapper's own, quote d comment/post and tag any of the executives of dis taskforce. I will give out their monickers later.

2. The executives will treat the issue after further investigation to find out if he's actually guilty, by cautioning and exposing the woman wrapper for all to see.

3. From now on, we are going to publish the names of chronic woman-wrappers for all to see. This will come out once or twice monthly.

4. Pls quote and tag the following ppl once u see a suspicious woman wrapper comment or post:
LaurelP
Tosyn2much
Dygeasy
Mencade5
Chemystery
Naijaboiy

Pls cooperate with us to put an end to woman-wrappering .
Say NO to Woman-Wrappering! IT KILLS!
..bro we r confused??.... Maybe this make sense ther in Nigeria but here in London,we don't gerrrrrit.....pls clarify wot u mean by *woman wrap* cuz nobody hear gerrrrrrits? undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:22pm On Sep 20, 2014
LaurelP: I dey vex! Infact I'm totally pissed off!
We the anti woman-wrapper task force having seen the spate of crime on dis forum especially the Romance section have agreed that we can't just fold our hands and watch guys disgrace us.
Guys opening threads to profess love, guys quoting and liking comments dat don't make sense, guys liking pics dat look like monkey own. It has to stop. As the MD of this noble taskforce, I've decided in conjunction with my crew members to come up with dis measures.

We therefore are going to enforce dis laws:
1. From now onwards, anywhere you see a post, comments dat looks likes a woman-wrapper's own, quote d comment/post and tag any of the executives of dis taskforce. I will give out their monickers later.

2. The executives will treat the issue after further investigation to find out if he's actually guilty, by cautioning and exposing the woman wrapper for all to see.

3. From now on, we are going to publish the names of chronic woman-wrappers for all to see. This will come out once or twice monthly.

4. Pls quote and tag the following ppl once u see a suspicious woman wrapper comment or post:
LaurelP
Tosyn2much
Dygeasy
Mencade5
Chemystery
Naijaboiy

Pls cooperate with us to put an end to woman-wrappering .
Say NO to Woman-Wrappering! IT KILLS!
angry
Nairaland General › Re: South African Court Okays Seizure Of Nigeria’s $9.3m. by MrCork: 3:28pm On Sep 20, 2014
chinnyonwu: ^^^ .. no paper
. ..bro, but seriously,don't u people hav English named in that Nigeria and cant u hav a nice British name like linda,henry,bingo,locky or even swf,sally?

....what the hek is chinwugogo and how do u expect females to takeu serious?.
undecided
Romance › Re: Are Dark Skinned Men The Most Insecure Men? by MrCork: 12:10pm On Sep 20, 2014
SisterCaro: I went out with my friends last night together with my boyfriend and his friends. I noticed that the guys he came with were very arrogant and self-centred, this was coming from the dark skinned men. They criticized almost every girl their eyes fell on and i wont lie it sound very stupid because none of them looked like they can turn heads either. My boyfriend and 1 other guy though they are not too light skinned, were very pleasant to the people around. This is just not the one of the many incidents i have noticed.

I find quite a good number of dark skinned men putting down other people and i have always wondered if its their their insecurities that causes it. They make fun of other guys slightly darker than them and they call them mean names, not that it makes them look Any more attractive anyway. I have had some mocking dark skinned women, and how they would not shut up about finding mixed women to be more attractive. I wondered to myself its not because they desperately want partners that will not make their offspring as unappealing as they are or what? It also gets worse with age, as he gets older and darker, the more insecure he becomes.

If you go to social networks such as instagram, twitter and path you will find out there are probably more men that use filters to hide their true complexion. You will be shocked when you see some of these people in person, they always look 5-10shades darker than they do on the internet

Most light skinned guys i have come across are very pleasant, they usually don't feel the need to go an extra mile to feel good about themselves. What causes our dark skinned men to have so much hate in them, if they say they are not insecure?
...so u go of wit yo friend searching for dark skin boyfriend?.. .abi?...

..and then u complain u cant find woman on nairaland?..abi..dont u hav school home wok?
angry
Romance › Re: Are Dark Skinned Men The Most Insecure Men? by MrCork: 12:01pm On Sep 20, 2014
SisterCaro: I went out with my friends last night together with my boyfriend and his friends. I noticed that the guys he came with were very arrogant and self-centred, this was coming from the dark skinned men. They criticized almost every girl their eyes fell on and i wont lie it sound very stupid because none of them looked like they can turn heads either. My boyfriend and 1 other guy though they are not too light skinned, were very pleasant to the people around. This is just not the one of the many incidents i have noticed.

I find quite a good number of dark skinned men putting down other people and i have always wondered if its their their insecurities that causes it. They make fun of other guys slightly darker than them and they call them mean names, not that it makes them look Any more attractive anyway. I have had some mocking dark skinned women, and how they would not shut up about finding mixed women to be more attractive. I wondered to myself its not because they desperately want partners that will not make their offspring as unappealing as they are or what? It also gets worse with age, as he gets older and darker, the more insecure he becomes.

If you go to social networks such as instagram, twitter and path you will find out there are probably more men that use filters to hide their true complexion. You will be shocked when you see some of these people in person, they always look 5-10shades darker than they do on the internet

Most light skinned guys i have come across are very pleasant, they usually don't feel the need to go an extra mile to feel good about themselves. What causes our dark skinned men to have so much hate in them, if they say they are not insecure?
angry
Romance › Re: Guys Do You Approach Random Ladies While Walking On The Street ? by MrCork: 12:00pm On Sep 20, 2014
tosyne2much: It may work, but almost always, you’re setting yourself up for failure unless you’re in a club trying to hook up with a girl who’s looking for a one night stand.

When men were boys, if I were to be awarded by street wooing, I guess I should be a PhD holder but now I don hang boot sha

About a decade ago, I remember my friend and I would get dressed by evening and almost empty a can of Perfume jst to smell nice.. We go to random places without any destination hunting for prey grin ( if una like make una bash me, na una get una mouth grin )

I don't jst knw why am so confident approaching babes on the street, sometimes things go out of hand.. I have had quite a few challenges during my hunt.. During my approach, sometimes some of them would just eye me like say no be God create me..


There was a time I went to hunt as usual, with God on my side grin , I was lucky to approach a random girl and we got talking.. While talking to her, a guy was coming towards our direction and on getting close, he slapped her and started beating her like a cow ( I guess It was her bf )... Ooooh boy !!, I zoomed off at hussain bolt pace. * if I hear say I wait *

Guys please share your experience if you have at one point in time walked up to random ladies on the street and share the challenges faced (if any)

As 4me, I don hang boot


*Pls don't spoil the fun*
^^^ see this Ghana boy....so u rather look fir punny in church than to find proper woman on the road...abi?...

....of course steet is the quickest way to find punny!
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: South African Court Okays Seizure Of Nigeria’s $9.3m. by MrCork: 11:56am On Sep 20, 2014
..that Nigeria isa f***** ed up place...rhia is y we Londoners ain't coming bak....fogerrit. (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: What All Men Say Everyday.. by MrCork(op): 11:50am On Sep 20, 2014
lawrenceunaa: how does this sound romantic to be posted on the romance section undecided
....ansa:...

y r u in romance section?...clearly to link punnnny and before u get to that stage,u must hav swaaaga..and afta u thru on swaaga stage,then u romance.

.....gerrrrrrrrit??
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Fail To React When Slapped By Ladies. by MrCork: 11:47am On Sep 20, 2014
UrennaNkoli: Why the funny question?..
...sweery will u pluuse grow up and stop actin like a Nigerian for once?...mus u people always ansa a question wit a question?...

...simple question...r u light skin?
angry
Romance › Re: What All Men Say Everyday.. by MrCork(op): 5:04am On Sep 20, 2014
...anyways the serrrious issue is to relate punnny to our demand so u could elaborate in a flagabated opinion towards wat every woman wants since we all prefa light skin females towards a cat lookin thru window like was man ..

..do I make sense?
undecided
Romance › Re: What All Men Say Everyday.. by MrCork(op): 4:59am On Sep 20, 2014
booqee: u dumb as fu ck man...truss me. angry Is this the serious topic?
^^^^^ typical dak skin female wit attitude"........and then they complain they cannnnot find man on nairaland! undecided
Romance › Re: What All Men Say Everyday.. by MrCork(op): 4:54am On Sep 20, 2014
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Romance › Re: What All Men Say Everyday.. by MrCork(op): 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2014
Justeenaleo: Association of Trolls
^^^^^. Dark skin chicks hav no resssspet....they usual talk bak


...anyways bak to the serrrrious topic.....why do we guys hav the same mission on nairaland?!
undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Be Sincere. | Ladies Keep Offf by MrCork: 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2014
PrinceCharmiing: My fellow brothers they say love is blind and there is nothing one can't do for the sake of love, can you pay up to 3million as bride price only?? Sincere comments please the groom to be is my friend so this calls for seriousness smiley
embarassed
....see yor head like candle...bro don't u hav skoool home wok? angry
Celebrities › Re: Sexy Pictures Of Linda Ikeji @34 by MrCork: 4:47pm On Sep 19, 2014
wisenewgem: Beautiful tall and sexy Linda Ikeji turn 34 today. see her message below..


Today, I turn 34. I feel so ancient..lol. Happy birthday to me and every one else born today September 19th. May God continue to keep us, guide us and protect us. Love to you, you and you! And thank you so so much (in advance) for all the lovely birthday wishes...*kisses*.
.....how can old cargo be sexxxy when she above 25?.....can u people see she dark skin? (no ofiense) angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Scotland Scottish Referendum: Voters To Reject Independence - BBC by MrCork: 4:42pm On Sep 19, 2014
...wooow...u people herd about Scotland ther in Nigeria??.....Nigeria muss really be advancing...seriously! undecided
Celebrities › Re: "Goldie Keeps Telling Me That I Know Who Killed Her" - Denrele by MrCork: 4:40pm On Sep 19, 2014
Bonaguy: [img]http://1.bp..com/-3q529Al4r5k/VBvjFgThacI/AAAAAAAAbRg/i4lubfzaUwY/s280/2_3_edit-748293.jpg[/img]

Late Goldie's best friend, Denrele Edun in a recent interview with Sahara TV said that he kept seeing Goldie in his dreams and she always says he know who killed her...

"I kept seeing her in my dreams and she keeps telling me you know who killed me and you are not doing anything about it. I'm not kidding. You know these things, we don't actually believe in (the) Supernatural. I have a friend who can bear me witness to that. And then I have to call my mom who prayed.." he said

http://www.gistmetro.com/2014/09/goldie-keeps-telling-me-that-i-know-who.html
.....so u people are now seein ghost in Nigeria??.....this is the side effect of weed smoking (no oofense) undecided
Romance › What All Men Say Everyday.. by MrCork(op): 4:38pm On Sep 19, 2014
......but serrriously, why do all guys say this evertytime they log into Nairaland:

**dyyyyammm I neeed punny....wher the ladies at?**

...and ladies, serrriously, do u think your bein fair on on us? ...is this fair?

..Please advise!
undecided
Romance › Re: Am Heart Broken by MrCork: 10:15pm On Sep 18, 2014
kalu01: OK god don catch u, this is the reason why I have been following you.
..huh?... She is light skin! angry

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