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...ok..i don't mean to sound rides but to be honest ,we Londoners belief Homebase guys including Nigerian guys look like mechanic......i apologize becuz this is the only nicest way i can tell u how we feel about u people. ...the good news is that we not sayn yor ugly though (no ofeesnse) ![]() |
LaurelP: Onye ara!....bro r u sayin u not a reject? .. I lie? ![]() |
LaurelP: Before u open thread to profess love.....see yor head like katapot.....sp jus be cuz one chick reject u on nairaland,u now say all female r men.. ...brother...i don't mean to sound rudes but u nid yor whole head re-examine. ((no offense) ![]() |
Arva: I'm back after a long sabbatical. Donroxy, cooljoe and his gang, pop up with your heads here. Any gist while I was off ? ![]() |
voodoo85: I dont even want to start nonsense conversation where ive been. But i must imagine i travelled much more than u 150%....sweeery we not referring to travelling within that Nigeria....am referring to outter Nigeria...like London...so pliis quit lying and stop tryn to impress me! ![]() |
...^^^^ ther u go again ........this chicks be tryn to impress me ..a whole Londoner... claiming they been London...and then u ask them to prooofit, but guess wot?.....the suddenly disappeared!! ![]() |
voodoo85:.....calm down market woman.....u googlelit?... Or u wannna lie u been London? ![]() |
voodoo85: u even can't write the place name without mistakes where u live!!!!!....see yor head like somali made carrrot....u been to London?...NO.....r u even light skin sef?....capital NO!! ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: did i use a female name.. Which male calls him sef lawrencina and then decieves people wita female picture.....u g@y mofo!! (no oofense) ....anyways,plus stop derailing tha thread & stick to the topic! ![]() |
voodoo85: no no talk about yourself. don't talk about others. YOU DONT GET IT. not others. i wouldn't brag about it if i were u...u dress as female & u want us to acceptiu..abi?...bro we all be live u r confused(no offense) ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: carry u insults to whom u got a beef with. Time is money so no need of wasting it by conversing with u #homo...when did i insult any body?..when did i insult u??.... U come to nairaland dress as dak skin female & then u get upset cuz they catch u out.....bro wot as that gots to do wit me? ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: just say u want to see my pic..bro...i refuse to call u a self made eeeeedioot simply be cuz u sound like one & as usual, u r Homebase! (no offense) ![]() |
covenantchild33: This thread is not a mere thought,but am sharing from a personal experience!. ..bro we dont gerrrrlit.. r u referin to dak skin females inteligent or light skin females inteligent? ![]() |
covenantchild33: This thread is not a mere thought,but am sharing from a personal experience! ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: i no get ur time..u lie....bro .cross dressin is co non among g@y guys so truss me...its no big deal.... U cone to nairaland dress ad babe & then u expect any body take yor thread serrrrious...u muss be jokin ....be praud to be g@y! (no offense) ![]() |
sheunfemix: Mrcock is an aS$ ignore him. He sees negative things and puts an angry emo in everything he says. He is a pretender and a liar.....brother...the chick is fat...I lie? ![]() |
voodoo85: another thick one. r u reading whats written?...ok, u not fat but u loook fat....what's the difference?....and then u us to giv u money cuz u want to dream? ......I don't gerrrrit...we don't gerrrrrit....nobody gerrrrrit (no offense) ![]() |
voodoo85: Let's say i am girl of your dreams, fit all your criteria (beautiful, educated, strong, have own money, independent etc). As a guy who would like to spend your lifetime with me could offer to me?...u r fat...& u want to be some body dream??..... No ooofense but serrriously....wee r confused!! ![]() |
voodoo85: Let's say i am girl of your dreams, fit all your criteria (beautiful, educated, strong, have own money, independent etc). As a guy who would like to spend your lifetime with me could offer to me? ![]() |
badoh: Hi nairalanders. Wonders shall never end for this naija o. Everyone with his own useless theory that cannot hold water. I worked with a private secondary school in lagos and when ever we are on break, there is this canteen we normally visit to take launch. On this very day, I decided to register as usual @ d canteen. When I got there, I met a colleague of mine who is a female teacher @ the same sch deep in thought. I initially did not approach her cos I thought may be na d usual clash with the principal that is weighing her down. Alas I was wrong. Small time, tears don deh flow frm her face. I was shocked. I summoned courage to approach her and after enough pestering to know what d issue is, she had to open up to me even though it should have been a private matter. Hear her story. She said she jst got married like a year plus and she's yet to conceive. I never even allow her to finish her statement b4 I said na baba God deh give pickin. She said her husband has been frustrating her in d house. Anytime she wants sex frm her husband, he will say d sex go make him go slim, his cheek go go inside as if person deh suffer frm mal-nutrition. And to cap it all, he said, if he has sex once, it will take him 21 days to recover and that if he go like 4 rounds, na 21*4 days be that. I have tried my best to console her I also told her to try and pet d husband in d middle of the night and let him see reason that the theory is fallacy. But pls nairalanders, is it true that if you have sex once, na 21days you go take recover while if na 10 times, it means na 210 days it will take someone to recover lost blood.....bro..ok..yor husband refuse to sleep wit U?..... R we expected to cry or somtin? ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: am light skinned but ain't gay..no offense to yo picture profile but u a man dress as a female but u telln us u aint realy g@y? ....brother...ma profesional opinion & juss incase u not aware.. u clearly 1000,000,00000 % g@y! (no oofense ) ![]() |
LIC3ion: Humans have been kissing one another for thousands of years. But is smooching more science than art, more biological than poetry?....hangon...what has kiss gots to do wit bible?...bro r u g@y? ![]() |
psalmz: It actually crossed my mind why guys find it hard walking to a store either day or night and request for a pack of condoms..100000% agree.. . It's more embarrassing for ne cuzz i use extra extra large and cant find ma size..very embarrassing! ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: my dear it doesn't count as people might encounter errors while typing as u did in ur 'graaamar'...hangon?..who u callin deer?....are u light skin? ![]() |
lawrenceunaa: detective mrcork hw did u uncover this mystery..number 1 clue...u can tell by her graaamar...she cant spell! ![]() |
osile2012: I mean i understand ladies bleaching their skin, though i don't support it. I know some ladies feel that some guys in the environment the reside prefer light skinned girls, so they go and bleach to be among the chosen, all in an attempt to get husband. Yes it is the men that choose the wife so, the women can use any possible means to get chosen by men searching for wife....see yor triangle head like Nigerian....whats wrong wit women bleachin? ![]() |
GowonAbacha: Your english woke me up from my sleep. ![]() |
....seriouslly....but why do dak skin females keep cussin out light skin females everytime we open sensible thread for discussion? ..is changin color too much to ask? . .cant we all unite as one,black people?......dak skin females nid to chill out....serrriously coz white women will never act like dat! ![]() |
mizcalvina: bullshit post[....correction...the post make sense to every body except u...i takit u ain't light skin? ![]() |
....please note that our research shows that dak skin females r beariful & light skin females r beaurifuller in a natural beaunitic way and every male wannnit ...since u peopler still confused...doe our kunclusion finaly make sense? ![]() |
agonbello: The topic says say amen if you can...brother..no body ask u for history lesson....all we wanted waz a simple yes or know?....is this how u behave, in schkool orp donu always ansa question wit question? (no offese) ![]() |
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