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Romance › Re: Naija Guys And Their Impatient Toasting Tactics by MrCork: 4:27pm On Sep 24, 2014
...ok..i don't mean to sound rides but to be honest ,we Londoners belief Homebase guys including Nigerian guys look like mechanic......i apologize becuz this is the only nicest way i can tell u how we feel about u people.


...the good news is that we not sayn yor ugly though (no ofeesnse)
angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 4:09pm On Sep 24, 2014
LaurelP: Onye ara!
....bro r u sayin u not a reject? .. I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 1:43pm On Sep 24, 2014
LaurelP: Before u open thread to profess love
Before u do wooing challenge
Before u do woman-wrappering

Verify if she's really a lady
You might just be wooing ur fellow guy!

I no go talk again
A word is enuf for d wise!
.....see yor head like katapot.....sp jus be cuz one chick reject u on nairaland,u now say all female r men..

...brother...i don't mean to sound rudes but u nid yor whole head re-examine. ((no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Arva Is Back. by MrCork: 12:56pm On Sep 24, 2014
Arva: I'm back after a long sabbatical. Donroxy, cooljoe and his gang, pop up with your heads here. Any gist while I was off ?
angry
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 12:14pm On Sep 24, 2014
voodoo85: I dont even want to start nonsense conversation where ive been. But i must imagine i travelled much more than u 150%
....sweeery we not referring to travelling within that Nigeria....am referring to outter Nigeria...like London...so pliis quit lying and stop tryn to impress me! embarassed
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 12:11pm On Sep 24, 2014
...^^^^ ther u go again ........this chicks be tryn to impress me ..a whole Londoner...
claiming they been London...and then u ask them to prooofit, but guess wot?.....the suddenly disappeared!!
undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 11:55am On Sep 24, 2014
voodoo85: smiley)) u making me laugh. Anyway its Peckham if u didnt know smiley))
.....calm down market woman.....u googlelit?... Or u wannna lie u been London? undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 11:18am On Sep 24, 2014
voodoo85: u even can't write the place name without mistakes where u live!!!!!
....see yor head like somali made carrrot....u been to London?...NO.....r u even light skin sef?....capital NO!! angry
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 9:06am On Sep 24, 2014
lawrenceunaa: did i use a female name undecided
.. Which male calls him sef lawrencina and then decieves people wita female picture.....u g@y mofo!! (no oofense)

....anyways,plus stop derailing tha thread & stick to the topic!
angry
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 8:53am On Sep 24, 2014
voodoo85: no no talk about yourself. don't talk about others. YOU DONT GET IT. not others. i wouldn't brag about it if i were u
...u dress as female & u want us to acceptiu..abi?...bro we all be live u r confused(no offense) undecided
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 8:17am On Sep 24, 2014
lawrenceunaa: carry u insults to whom u got a beef with. Time is money so no need of wasting it by conversing with u #homo
...when did i insult any body?..when did i insult u??.... U come to nairaland dress as dak skin female & then u get upset cuz they catch u out.....bro wot as that gots to do wit me? undecided
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 7:38am On Sep 24, 2014
lawrenceunaa: just say u want to see my pic tongue
..bro...i refuse to call u a self made angry eeeeedioot simply be cuz u sound like one & as usual, u r Homebase! (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Intelligent Ladies Are Proud! by MrCork: 7:30am On Sep 24, 2014
covenantchild33: This thread is not a mere thought,but am sharing from a personal experience!
Naturally,am usually drawn to intelligent people that are humble and dont play to the gallery,but withdrawn and dislikes with passion,anyone who is intelligent but proud and arrogant,male and female alike. With this in view, i felt i will be happy, dating and having an intelligent lady as a wife. And the journey started!
After my higher institution and during my service year, i was attracted to one for her intelligency, but moving closer to her,i realised she was having this vice in her,and i had to withdraw,after telling her why we cant be. After my service, i came across this beautiful lady, she got evrything i ever needed in a lady and moving closer,i was not dissapointed in her level of intelligency. She confessed also of never ever coming across someone like me. A dream come true i said to myself! But After about our tenth month of relationship,this vice reared up its ugly head! The more i tried playing it down and pretending like its not there, the harder it became for me to handle it! I now realised she has been pretending all along. Gosh! Marrying a Laddy i know i cant cope with will mean managing her, and that could be suicidal cux you dont manage ur partner in marrige! I quit our being!
I had other experince with yet another intelligent lady but still thesame result!
Now does it mean its really true of intelligent ladies or i was just being unfortunate? Your ideas and contributions pls and no insult! I stand to be corrected pls
. ..bro we dont gerrrrlit..
r u referin to dak skin females inteligent or light skin females inteligent?
angry
Romance › Re: Intelligent Ladies Are Proud! by MrCork: 7:27am On Sep 24, 2014
covenantchild33: This thread is not a mere thought,but am sharing from a personal experience!
Naturally,am usually drawn to intelligent people that are humble and dont play to the gallery,but withdrawn and dislikes with passion,anyone who is intelligent but proud and arrogant,male and female alike. With this in view, i felt i will be happy, dating and having an intelligent lady as a wife. And the journey started!
After my higher institution and during my service year, i was attracted to one for her intelligency, but moving closer to her,i realised she was having this vice in her,and i had to withdraw,after telling her why we cant be. After my service, i came across this beautiful lady, she got evrything i ever needed in a lady and moving closer,i was not dissapointed in her level of intelligency. She confessed also of never ever coming across someone like me. A dream come true i said to myself! But After about our tenth month of relationship,this vice reared up its ugly head! The more i tried playing it down and pretending like its not there, the harder it became for me to handle it! I now realised she has been pretending all along. Gosh! Marrying a Laddy i know i cant cope with will mean managing her, and that could be suicidal cux you dont manage ur partner in marrige! I quit our being!
I had other experince with yet another intelligent lady but still thesame result!
Now does it mean its really true of intelligent ladies or i was just being unfortunate? Your ideas and contributions pls and no insult! I stand to be corrected pls
angry
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 7:25am On Sep 24, 2014
lawrenceunaa: i no get ur time tongue
that i put a female pic on my dp doesn't mean am d 1 in there ?
..u lie....bro .cross dressin is co non among g@y guys so truss me...its no big deal.... U cone to nairaland dress ad babe & then u expect any body take yor thread serrrrious...u muss be jokin

....be praud to be g@y! (no offense)
embarassed
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 1:52am On Sep 24, 2014
sheunfemix: Mrcock is an aS$ ignore him. He sees negative things and puts an angry emo in everything he says. He is a pretender and a liar.
....brother...the chick is fat...I lie? angry
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 12:59am On Sep 24, 2014
voodoo85: another thick one. r u reading whats written?
am fat? :DDDD please... cheesy killed me
...ok, u not fat but u loook fat....what's the difference?....and then u us to giv u money cuz u want to dream?

......I don't gerrrrit...we don't gerrrrrit....nobody gerrrrrit (no offense)
undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 12:01am On Sep 24, 2014
voodoo85: Let's say i am girl of your dreams, fit all your criteria (beautiful, educated, strong, have own money, independent etc). As a guy who would like to spend your lifetime with me could offer to me?
...u r fat...& u want to be some body dream??..... No ooofense but serrriously....wee r confused!! angry
Romance › Re: I Am Perfect Girl. What YOU Can Offer? by MrCork: 11:59pm On Sep 23, 2014
voodoo85: Let's say i am girl of your dreams, fit all your criteria (beautiful, educated, strong, have own money, independent etc). As a guy who would like to spend your lifetime with me could offer to me?
angry
Romance › Re: Help! My Husband Refuses To Sleep With Me. by MrCork: 10:35pm On Sep 23, 2014
badoh: Hi nairalanders. Wonders shall never end for this naija o. Everyone with his own useless theory that cannot hold water. I worked with a private secondary school in lagos and when ever we are on break, there is this canteen we normally visit to take launch. On this very day, I decided to register as usual @ d canteen. When I got there, I met a colleague of mine who is a female teacher @ the same sch deep in thought. I initially did not approach her cos I thought may be na d usual clash with the principal that is weighing her down. Alas I was wrong. Small time, tears don deh flow frm her face. I was shocked. I summoned courage to approach her and after enough pestering to know what d issue is, she had to open up to me even though it should have been a private matter. Hear her story. She said she jst got married like a year plus and she's yet to conceive. I never even allow her to finish her statement b4 I said na baba God deh give pickin. She said her husband has been frustrating her in d house. Anytime she wants sex frm her husband, he will say d sex go make him go slim, his cheek go go inside as if person deh suffer frm mal-nutrition. And to cap it all, he said, if he has sex once, it will take him 21 days to recover and that if he go like 4 rounds, na 21*4 days be that. I have tried my best to console her I also told her to try and pet d husband in d middle of the night and let him see reason that the theory is fallacy. But pls nairalanders, is it true that if you have sex once, na 21days you go take recover while if na 10 times, it means na 210 days it will take someone to recover lost blood.
....bro..ok..yor husband refuse to sleep wit U?..... R we expected to cry or somtin? angry
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 6:00pm On Sep 23, 2014
lawrenceunaa: am light skinned but ain't gay undecided
..no offense to yo picture profile but u a man dress as a female but u telln us u aint realy g@y?

....brother...ma profesional opinion & juss incase u not aware..

u clearly 1000,000,00000 % g@y! (no oofense )
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do We Kiss? by MrCork: 5:15pm On Sep 23, 2014
LIC3ion: Humans have been kissing one another for thousands of years. But is smooching more science than art, more biological than poetry?
Little wonder, Mae West said "A man's kiss is his signature". Kissing varies from romantic kiss, social kiss, the air kiss, affection kiss, familial ties to deep respect kiss.
The ancient Romans were big on romantic kissing, but the Greeks viewed kissing as a way to pay homage or give social recognition. In Biblical times, washing and kissing another's feet was considered a gesture of humility and respect.
Humans have been kissing for many reasons- for a very long time. But where did the custom come from and why exactly do we do it?
Why are people attracted to the lips of other people?
....hangon...what has kiss gots to do wit bible?...bro r u g@y? angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Get Timid When Buyn Condoms In Public Stores by MrCork: 4:31pm On Sep 23, 2014
psalmz: It actually crossed my mind why guys find it hard walking to a store either day or night and request for a pack of condoms
..100000% agree.. . It's more embarrassing for ne cuzz i use extra extra large and cant find ma size..very embarrassing! smiley
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 4:09pm On Sep 23, 2014
lawrenceunaa: my dear it doesn't count as people might encounter errors while typing as u did in ur 'graaamar'
...hangon?..who u callin deer?....are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: *can You Date A Neighbour* by MrCork: 3:06pm On Sep 23, 2014
lawrenceunaa: detective mrcork hw did u uncover this mystery undecided
..number 1 clue...u can tell by her graaamar...she cant spell! angry
Romance › Re: Why Would A Guy BLEACH ? by MrCork: 12:21pm On Sep 23, 2014
osile2012: I mean i understand ladies bleaching their skin, though i don't support it. I know some ladies feel that some guys in the environment the reside prefer light skinned girls, so they go and bleach to be among the chosen, all in an attempt to get husband. Yes it is the men that choose the wife so, the women can use any possible means to get chosen by men searching for wife.

It is the men that pay the bride price, so why then will a guy bleach? is it for the ladies to choose and marry him or what? I just find it hard to understand.

Please men on NL who bleach or know guys that bleach, please let us know the reason for this thanks.
...see yor triangle head like Nigerian....whats wrong wit women bleachin? angry
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Say Amen If You Can by MrCork: 11:49am On Sep 23, 2014
GowonAbacha: Your english woke me up from my sleep.
angry
Romance › Re: Light Skin Females Dark Skin Females: ..the Final Debate. by MrCork(op): 11:48am On Sep 23, 2014
....seriouslly....but why do dak skin females keep cussin out light skin females everytime we open sensible thread for discussion? ..is changin color too much to ask?

. .cant we all unite as one,black people?......dak skin females nid to chill out....serrriously coz white women will never act like dat!
angry
Romance › Re: Light Skin Females Dark Skin Females: ..the Final Debate. by MrCork(op): 11:27am On Sep 23, 2014
mizcalvina: bullshit post
[....correction...the post make sense to every body except u...i takit u ain't light skin? undecided
Romance › Re: Light Skin Females Dark Skin Females: ..the Final Debate. by MrCork(op): 8:29am On Sep 23, 2014
....please note that our research shows that dak skin females r beariful & light skin females r beaurifuller in a natural beaunitic way and every male wannnit

...since u peopler still confused...doe our kunclusion finaly make sense?
undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Only: Say Amen If You Can by MrCork: 10:04pm On Sep 22, 2014
agonbello: The topic says say amen if you can.

BTW: my sisters are happily married and some with kid(s) plus someone shared the post on facebook and I decided to share it on nairaland.
..brother..no body ask u for history lesson....all we wanted waz a simple yes or know?....is this how u behave, in schkool orp donu always ansa question wit question? (no offese) undecided

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