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rozzay: Mr cork am dark skinned. Anyway thank u. How's d weather in somali? U r in somali right

krall: This is serious issue. My mother sister say that they say if a very beautiful woman don't eat fish, she is marine mammi water. So although I strongly advice her not to she served my fine girlfriend big cat fish head with rice and stock fish and dry fish and one chicken. And she say I should watch.
To my horror, when she see the fish, she squeeze face shift the fish one side and ate only the chicken. I started shivering. And my mum sister whispered "what did I tell you. If you love your life run!!!"

Since then I am afraid of her and refused to touch her again. She also likes spending time in bathroom and like swimming. Could she be a mammy water??



I have also observed some other mammywater tendency she exhibits....

UrennaNkoli: I mean I've seen this on numerous occassions whereby a guy will offend a lady and what will follow will be a dirty slap. Most times, the lady goes untouched with the guy just looking like a m0r0n. I was at the bank yesterday and this guy walked up to a lady he's never met before. I heard their conversation and the only thing he said was "can I get your number ?". The lady just looked at him and gave him a dirty slap. He stood there dumb founded not knowing what to do with his mouth opened probably due to a huge surprise at what he had received. Everyone who saw him outside the bank kept asking why he allowed the lady to go scot free without a scratch. I've never slapped a guy before but any guy that goes through such shouldn't just stand and look like a m0r0n with saliva drooling down their mouth.

UrennaNkoli: I mean I've seen this on numerous occassions whereby a guy will offend a lady and what will follow will be a dirty slap. Most times, the lady goes untouched with the guy just looking like a m0r0n. I was at the bank yesterday and this guy walked up to a lady he's never met before. I heard their conversation and the only thing he said was "can I get your number ?". The lady just looked at him and gave him a dirty slap. He stood there dumb founded not knowing what to do with his mouth opened probably due to a huge surprise at what he had received. Everyone who saw him outside the bank kept asking why he allowed the lady to go scot free without a scratch. I've never slapped a guy before but any guy that goes through such shouldn't just stand and look like a m0r0n with saliva drooling down their mouth.

Nobleval: don't you think you're becoming stupid with your 'light skin' obsession?

AfricanApple: show us your picture let's see how light skinned u are

kareenQueen: Hi people im new here, trying to build list of cool, funny, mature, crazy and cute people i can follow especially here in romance section

eg

andyblaze - funny
mizmycoli - mature
onila - crazy
scapegoat - crazy
vizkiz - cool
- cute


anymore suggestions? thanks

temigracie: ...It doesnt really matter....It depends on the upbringing....

Have seen lots and lots of beautiful women who are not obsessed with their beauty....They are submissive and respectful...They worked on their external and facial beauty....But worked more on on their inner beauty....

What is the essence of having external beauty when we dont have inner beauty??...When our hearts is as bad and rotten like a dead dog??.....

We even have upper-hand when we have both.....Lots and lots of guys will start filling application form.....

Beennkumar: I still don't get it. Are those really disadvantages?

Ormorlehwah: Hmmmm....... If U can kiss Ur lover nt me.... GoSh! I bliv U cn drive Ur range river in the Sea.... Dats good...

La MrCork, La MrRangeRiver

tosyne2much: upload a picture when you wore. Who is this bush man ? Upload a picture when you wore a normal tie and I doubt if it would look half handsome as my profile pix

Ormorlehwah: Hmmmm........
Let's feel free to answer and be Sincere....°·.¸.·°

CAN YOU KISS YOUR LOVER WITHOUT BRUSHING IN THE MORNING?

YES/NO

valmunich: Mister, if you're not gon contribute meaningfully, better not comment at all

Dolemite: Are you sure you are mentally stable? looks like you want my attention, sorry you're not getting it, I don't exchange words with hideous spellers, you are now IGNORED PERMANENTLY, todaloo.

tosyne2much: MrCork, do ppl who wear bow tie repulse you? That's what I love wearing and it makes me look very good

SkinnyDude: why are girls always hungry?

this happened today in my school.

boy: hi, how was your night?
girl: i'm hungry.

*boy muttered and left girl

rozzay: Lolz anyway I like ur profile pics kinda funny

Dolemite: These morons and their fascination with light skin, run along little child talk to me when your old enough to spell 'offense' ... ooofense

tosyne2much: Let's put all the "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and "love is blind" stuff aside. We're all fascinated by good looks. In our world, like it or not, looks are currency. So is money, so is status, power, prestige, youth, athleticism, etc., etc.


I have concluded that being
pretty offers few disadvantages
when it comes to finding a
partner. Look around. Women
who make good wives aren't proportionately pretty.


Here are the disadvantages

1. Thinking you are entitled to marry rich men-
Most pretty ladies feel they are entitled to marry rich men not knowing that finding any sort of compatible partner was an equal challenge for both beautiful and not so beautiful ladies

2. Attracting useless guys
When a lady is considered beautiful, she believes she can more easily attract and hold
male attention than women who
aren't beautiful... Beautiful ladies believe every guy who stares when
ever they catwalk seems to be interested in them, not knowing an average guy often wish they could get laid

3 Gives Over confidence
-
Being pretty also gives unnecessarily confidence. They feel worthy being in the company of handsome and/or rich and/or famous men

4. Believing no guy would resist them-
If a person is only loved for their appearance or physique what happens when that changes? Life and ageing are cruel. The wrinkles start to appear , the skin loses its elasticity, the hair turns


5. Believing every guy should always respect their beauty-

If people are only interested in you for how you look on their arm how long will that last? Unless you have a personality to sustain the illusion. Beautiful ladies have many male suitors clustered around them, therefore they believe they are doing you a great favour giving themselves to you

Dolemite: I love her, she's just like me.

Beazy: Lol...it sounds funny thO

krislamberteze: my girl friend of 4months dumped me for a banker....saying is change whst do I do..wm currently an open undergraduate. .please I need advises

cutiesoglam: Lmao! Dis babe thinks she is sexy or wat! Ok now!
Can u rock dis dress as a lady. Or can u allow ur babe to wear this!?

chemystery: Chemystery is at it again...

The inspiration behind this post was when my friend was telling me today how Tiwa Savage is so beautiful. In fact i fainted on hearing this. Imagine! It is very glaring that makeups have so made it that our generation no longer know what it entails to call a woman beautiful. Makeups have so made it that our men now see the dolls in form of ladies as beautiful. Now see our parents. They picked their wives carefully those days our mum go purely natural with no brazilian hair, pancake or marykay, fixed eyebrow, lashes, contact lenses, fixed nails, lipsticks, buttocks supplement. So the men of those days were exposed to pure, natural and unadulterated beauty and these affected the generation positively for this helped to checkmate the population of the ugly once. But suddenly, makeups came up from nowhere and every lady became beautiful just as suddenly. Now you see handsome and ugly men patronizing ugly-women-made-beautiful and this has no doubt help increase the population of ugly people walking down the streets. Those days, our men judge beauty from a ladies legs as well but these days our ladies have used trousers to cover it up that's why we have a large population of k-legs and bow-legs these days. But one thing i thank God for is that ladies cannot fix brains else our future generation will be over populated with olodos. Another issue again is that our children will no longer cherish grandparents like we do those days. I just can't imagine a generation where grandmums will be putting on bumshorts with grandchildren. In fact, the list is just inexhaustible. Chai! I really pity our future generation sha. Ladies, please stop confusing and deceiving us. Help our generation. Help our future kids i deh beg...

rozzay: Even if she s dark skinned?

GrassEater: do you have girlfriend ?? you sound frustated .. read this post and solve your problem https://www.nairaland.com/1907114/solve-relationship-problem-here