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Romance › Re: How Do You Know If And When You've Met The One? by MrCork: 10:33pm On Sep 28, 2014
Mindependent: I mean the one that you want to spend the rest of your life with. I know it's possible to let yourself believe someone is meant to be your soul mate and bla bla but how are you ever 100% sure?! The rate of divorce today is way too much and I believe the sole reason is people just run into marriage deluding themselves to thinking they are meant to be with someone when in reality this person might be the complete opposite of their true soulmate. I'm currently in a serious relationship and love this person truly but I just don't know if he is my soulmate, is there a 'litmus test' to know or do I just accept his proposal if and when he does? Cheers.

IX Ada XI
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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by MrCork: 7:49pm On Sep 28, 2014
MrsBreezy: Lol I have to see your skills first don't I
...hangon...sweery u berrra tell those ugly mofos talkin to u to bak the f** of from ma woman..ok!! angry
Romance › Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by MrCork:
annawhite: we did alright...but u making money now??.....still not into broke niggers cheesy wink
...sweery may i remind u that as of lsdt year u was dak skin and as of 2014,u r now light skin...this means u shud be thankin me instead of comin up wit attitude like market woman

...anyways,i drive a £23,000 (cash) range rover sport and yes u dig me cox i no
smiley
Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 3:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: oh okay..it will still get released one day. Trust me
. ..am hopin and prayn it does not coz i will feel very bad...i now warn my friends ir anyone to stop video tapes coz it will always back fire. I saw her when she came over in august but notin happened.the only problem is that she is very nervous but i assured her not to worry..which was y i paid. . To be honest,i hate this $hit! angry
Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2014
. Every one said i should report her though
Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 2:22pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: reli? A sexx tape with who?
...a Nigerian Hollywood actress when she came to London last summer.i met her at ny friends party..she said the tape got missing and truss me ,i had paid up to £2,500 up until now..am not too worried about it but the reason y i paid the money was be cuz she is married and well known ther in Nigeria but not well known here in the uk. She is a good friend if mine and i hav to protect her image. I bet u seen het movies...we know who stole the tape it xant report her to the police angry
Nairaland General › Re: Picture Of Me And My New Mustarch .... Nairaland Cutest by MrCork: 2:13pm On Sep 28, 2014
. ..brother. .i don't mean to be rude be cuz u wearin a dress but the be honest, yor 4th ugliest thing on nairaland and plis plis plis...take it as a conpliment {no offense) angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 2:08pm On Sep 28, 2014
MrsBreezy: I'm not light-skinned. Well thank you anyways.

Yeah Victoria Island
...of course i no u ain't light skin..u in nigeria...i was referring to the light skin London chick on yo profile...she light skin...she ma kinda chick and am gooona marry her when i find het! smiley
Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 2:05pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: yes we promise
..see yor mouth...i don't truss u. ..do u reliaze how many females hav threatend to expose ma seeexx tape on youtube simply be cuz they want to expose ma 17 inches Kondo?...that's ot fair! embarassed
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 2:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
MrsBreezy: Oh I'm sorry. I'll find an uglier picture to use.

I LIVE IN IRELAND.
....yea ..victoria island?....STOP LYIN...STOPIT...anyways,the great thin about it is that i lov that pic and she ma kinda woman....light skin! angry
Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 1:53pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: haha when r we going to see ur picture mr cork?
. ..only If u can guarantee me that u or any other female will not hang it on yor bedroom wall. ..truss me...am very very very handsome! angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 1:48pm On Sep 28, 2014
MrsBreezy: Reach her standard. Then approach her.
. ..errm sweery. .plis stop using other peoples picture on yor profile coz it is 419....coz that babe is jus too fine to be u coz she loook like a Londoner....Homebase females can never look like that...STOP IT!! (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: How Can It Be Done? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Sep 28, 2014
Ebubest: if you come in contact with a girl who have everything, when i mean everything, she is attractive, use the latest BlackBerry phone, very intelligent and money is not a problem cause her father is rich, but you can stop thinking about her cause you like her and want her to be your girlfriend. But most of the times you approached her she just keep brushing you aside. How can you make her see that you really love her?
....bro.. Hello...ok. The technique is to drink raw egg wit milk lemon & sugar to help develop a deeep voice....gerrrit?..all females r attracted to deep voice and this turns them on & make them want u.

...but to be honest,from ma professional opinion, i suspect yor voice sound like angry woman..this is y she not takin u serious....is she light skin?
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Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 1:39pm On Sep 28, 2014
kika23: Because she isn't light skinned? angry
. .hangon. I dont mean to sound eudes but R u sayn she preeety? undecided
Romance › Re: Check Us Out And Comment by MrCork: 1:36pm On Sep 28, 2014
marieolae: U guys are cute
^^^ this one don't hav taste...how can two dak skin mens look cute whenn one look like engineer and the other loook like mechanic (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Prefer Light-skinned Ladies by MrCork: 1:31pm On Sep 28, 2014
ALKARULEZ615: Men do not just prefer blondes, but lighter-skinned women in general, a study has suggested. Scientists looking into attractiveness in men and women suggest that men from all races find fairer-skinned ladies most alluring, while women are the polar opposite and favour darker, brooding men. They said the attraction is driven by preferences based on moral assumptions.

Is this also true for Nigerians?
..see yor head like spear battery... Wot has light skin scientists gots todo wit light skin females and who ever told u women r attracted to dak skin mans who usually looiok like mechanic?

...and for the record,i dated35 light skin females and 7 half cast which clearly mean all men prefa lightskin females . Loookat jay z...loook at me...loookat all successful men! (no offense)
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello Nairalanders Am A Newbie Here...a Warm Welcome For ME! by MrCork: 1:23pm On Sep 28, 2014
farano: Are you blind? tongue
.....fringo...they don't sell glaaseses ther in Nigeria?....does she looook like skin two u? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello Nairalanders Am A Newbie Here...a Warm Welcome For ME! by MrCork: 1:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
Genfedora: a newbie. . ;Da newbie. .
...congrats.....are u light skin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello Nairalanders Am A Newbie Here...a Warm Welcome For ME! by MrCork: 1:17pm On Sep 28, 2014
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Romance › Re: Chicks only! by MrCork(op): 11:01am On Sep 28, 2014
. .ladies...please remember,i am a nice great sweet romantic lovin carin humble shy edukated Londoner pekam base yuppy trusting rich calm cute god fearin husband material kinda guy and i goto church

...plis don't be shy..lets talk!
smiley
Romance › Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by MrCork: 10:56am On Sep 28, 2014
annawhite: loff u too sweery...still trashing dem kids on nairalaand??
...ermm sweeery..may i remind u that u promised me *thing thing * two years ago....but for some reason..u still haven't delivered!

.....pls can we discuss & finalize?
wink
Romance › Re: Why Is It So Difficult To Have A Decent Conversation With A Man? by MrCork: 4:59am On Sep 28, 2014
rokiatu: I mean why is it so difficult to have a decent normal conversation without it been interpreted? You start talking with them and been all nice and they start flirting a if you are interested... hitting on them. huh huh huh I mean it has just become difficult to have a decent convo without them talking it differently. undecided
..kaiiiiiii.... See rokiatu nyansh....gadeeemmmmmit....gadeeeemiiit.....gadeeeemit.....sweeeery, please....am decent!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by MrCork: 12:11am On Sep 28, 2014
annawhite: MR cork...yea the donkey talking bout Nigeria females*a undecided
....sweery u no am a lover not a fighter and u still ma number 2 in nairaland.....anyways,am so glad u r lighter lightedly in a light skin way.

lov i!
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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by MrCork: 12:07am On Sep 28, 2014
dechandel: Royal wedding? grin
Not only will your properties be frozen
Even you won't be exempted... tongue



How are you joor? cheesy
And biko mrcork doesn't drive 2012
He drives the 2014 rangewhatever
....^^^^ see this village gyal...rangewotaver..is that wot u people callit ther in Nigeria?

...sweery plus don't spoil ma English...they call it range rover sport....gademmmit!
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Romance › Re: Guys: Which Is 'sexier' Ladies With Deep Voices Or Those With Tiny Voices? by MrCork: 9:11pm On Sep 27, 2014
gracile: I do have a tiny voice and I often get the 'I love your voice' phrase from both guys and ladies. Thing is I always wish i have a deep voice like the likes of Kate Henshaw, Toni Braxton blah blah..
Whenever i hear them speak or sing I'm like wow!
So tell me which do you prefer and (ladies) which category do you fall under?
....light skin ladies wit deeep voice always make ma 17inches lonng Kondo stand up....which is y i prefer ibo females! wink
Romance › Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by MrCork: 9:05pm On Sep 27, 2014
annawhite: Poetry makes me dizzy....it makes me see the guy as a broke nigga #
. anyways,aana how r u ? smiley
Romance › Re: Courting Miss Cutie Pie: Coup D'etat RELOADED by MrCork: 9:03pm On Sep 27, 2014
annawhite: Poetry makes me dizzy....it makes me see the guy as a broke nigga #
^^^ ther u go....didn't i wanrn u people that Nigeria females were only interested in only moiney n Brazilian wig and not poetry?

....u all juss herdit from the donkeys mouth. (no offense)
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Romance › Re: Is It A Disease by MrCork: 6:13pm On Sep 27, 2014
Radiokilar: Why do Ladies like foaming english when guys stop them,in public places etc which most of them wouldn't even want to listen to you even becos ur english is not good *i don tire oooooo shey english na by force?
...see yor head like fanta bottle...so u r one of those Homebase Nigeria boys to talk to white women in pigeon English?..abi?

....u angry at all females cox they spek to u in English....u didn't attend sckool/ (no offense)
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