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agonbello: I want my fellow guys to say as many AMEN as possible to this prayer.



Do Unto Others What You Want Done To Yourself

...bro..did some body kondo yor sister?....please tell us when and wot happened?

....guys,for the record, liability uses two account on nairaland....onila and Tpia.

Liability: no time for you.


Talk to the hands

...sweery pls calm down & stop behavin like a duck...r u telling us its wrong to call y a she-goat for bein know on nairaland for creating dumb threads??...i lie?

....ok then pls tell us...how else can u be described?

Liability: sure i can

...ermm .sweery, i ron't mean to sound rides but ain't u that attention seekin he-goat that enjoys creatin rubbish threads to get noticed?..... Please....when r u goinno stop wastin our time?

....kindly addvise ?

Finepaparazy: What has it got to do with this...?

.....bro...every body tink yor thread don't makes sense,which is why i ask (no offense)

Finepaparazy: As for me Not even her beauty can attract me..
But if ur butt and b.o.b.b.y is Loaded..


Then u are my kind of woman..
Please Drop Your Comments!!!!

....i takit u don't hav skool home wok?

snadguy007: Have you ever loved someone who didnt love you back. How did you manage the situation ? Did you force yourself on him/her just to be loved back or you let go ?

Answers needed please

...yep,millions of times ....is she light skin?

lawrenceunaa: seriously guys can you date a neighbour?
There is a girl living directly opposite our house(their gate opposite ours) since they packed-in mid january, i have notice those kinda flashes u guys termed 'greenlight' but i cant date someone whom i would see everyday or visit everyday/often even the bible says not to visit friends often





So guys can you or have u dated a neighbour

..wot kinda valgosetick question is this?......if she is light skin....why not?

rozzay: Lol ayam from naija, but in my next life I will come from london

...maybe i will chop those lips when i come ova for holiday in November.

rozzay: My dear, nland is an online forum nd filled with fake people so don't worry ya pweeyt head ova any comment ok, if yab dey kill I for don die for my confession thread but here ayam still shining. Hehehehhe rapu MR cork jare. Gudnyte o

.^^^^ very choppable lips....i bet she from London!

....if Nigerian ladies want us men to respect then then they hav no choice but to change color:...light skin!

..and for the record, we lov dak skin females too

defendedvictim: ;Dd anger is inversely proportional to d intensity of d lightness of d skin..d lighter d skin, d less d anger

...bro u don't gerrrrrrit....if she light skin & she blocks yor view while watching football..u will tell her to keep blocking.

.....but if she dark skin & then blocks yor view......serrriously....wot wud u do/say?

.....hangon... but wot kinda rubbbbish post is this??..... In fact we very angry & all men feel insulted.....why shud unit Nigerian ladies settle for less? ...why??.....op shud stop encouraging them...4real.

.....are they light skin??(no oooofense)

valkaka: The fact that different guys pick you up
every Friday night does not make you a big
girl.
- The fact that you wear all the latest
clothes in the market, does not make you a
big girl.
- And of the fact that you use the latest
phone and different guys pay money into
your account does not make you a big
girl... It does not even make you smart! You
are only eating up your FUTURE!

THEN WHO IS A BIG GIRL?!.
- A big girl is a girl with enough brain in
her, not the one with more money. She is
not the one who flirts with all the men
around her.
- She is the girl
who respects her relationship and
marriage.
- She is never heard but seen. You know
her by what she does, her behavior speaks
a lot about her.
-She is every man's queen, decently
dressed...
- A big girl respects the value
of womanhood... She carries herself with
more dignity... - Stop boasting about the
number of men you've slept with my
dear..Remember, cheap articles have
more buyers..
Build yourself into the woman people will
always respect and admire. Never follow
men who will make a mess of your life.
- but humble, be Godly.. Be
hardworking, respect your relationship or
marriage, Be ambitious but contented.. Be
bold don't make men a priority in life.. Real
men will seek after you!
- Build yourself into the woman men will
always want to take home to their mamas..
Not the one they only want to take to
hotels and clubs.

TRUST ME I Mary IS TELLING YOU THIS, if
you just trap a man with your
body, he'll go one day.
A lady without morals and dignity is like a
phone without a sim card.

...ermm bro,No oofense to yor picture profile but from ma profffesional opinion as a playa..... women will not take u serrrious when u giv advise but then wear base ball cap covering yor whole head.......it's a .no..no.....

......& jus for the record,light skin females are offficialy big gyals (no offense)

Ormorlehwah: Gosh! Am not. Y ?

..well u berrrra change color if u want me!

Ormorlehwah: I was born and brought up in Nigeria *in_alakada_voice*
I be Omo Ogun *dagrin_voice*

...r u light skin?

chimerase2: how can I knw u do u stay in ajegunle

...brother, no oofense to the way u loook in yor picture profile but do u raise or sell cattles?.... Cuz u looook it! (no offense)

...u try to help them...they come up wit attttitude. Serrrriously, white women do not act like that!

mstik: mr fork
get a life

^^^^ typical woman wit attttitude....and then they complain they can't find man on nairaland......so u rather watch football while yor husband go to market?.. U not a wifey material (no ooofense)

mstik: so who says soccer is for only men?

...so u want us to start cookin?..yea?......in 2014?...... I don't mean to sound rude but Whats wrong wit stickin to cooookin or watching cooookery programmmmes? (no ooofense)

chimerase2: mr cork u too re no human being u re a fuvcking rat no offeinse

...do I no u?

valmunich: Lol.. You're making it look like it's an achievement knowing more about soccer. I watch soccer for the fun and if she knows more of the game, cool! It's no biggie

....ok...so u want women to dominate u?...abi?... Bruv, how long u been g@y? (no oofense)

valmunich: I don't see anything wrong with that, it'll make me even like her the more

..so u like women who know more than u?...abi?... U dont think it's an insult?

....next thing, they command u to go and wash plate!

temigracie: You too don start abi....

^^^^^ I bet she belives a lines man is the guy who draws lines on a ball.......u don't believe me....then ask her!!

Mondisweets: why are u angry i thought u were light skinned Mr Cork

..mondi...how r u?

Joenice: don't worry, when i hit you with grammar, you'll run.

..worrrry? ...worrrry about what?... U?.... Bro r u kiddin me?

Ormorlehwah: Y? In 2014? Anything bad in dat?

.... Huh? ...That Nigeria?....sweery, R u kidding me?

Joenice: haha you wanna challenge me?

....bruv u not on ma level!

Tolexander: an education is an education, free or not!

....clearly u never to a private school....an education is an education....what kinda graaaaamar is this?

Rapsainot: lols, "mechanic"? Oh!!!! I case my rest

..bruz am not sayin u a mechanic...I said u look like mechanic....English!!!