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Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:22pm On Sep 17, 2014
...hear In London, we wear 3 peace Suit (no oofeinse) angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:20pm On Sep 17, 2014
....his hat loook aiiight but serrriously, whats wrong with trendy Base ball cap??...what is the name if that hat he wearing? what do u callit? angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:18pm On Sep 17, 2014
...another emotina thank u email i juss recieved this morning by one boy..i think he from Nigeria, kinda:



..Deer Mr Cork.

Mr Cork, thank u sir u ar ma hero and God bless u in Peckam and thank u for yor London Swaaaga coz women love me now.Am now datin two babes in my area and ma friend now called me a respected Playa thanks to your great Thread.

Mr Cork, We love u, Nigeria love u and all nairaland males warship u..You are the Greatest!!

Regards!


^^^^^this is the most emotional thank u letter I have eva recieve...am reallly touched!! thanks guys!
smiley
Romance › Re: Babe by MrCork: 1:13pm On Sep 17, 2014
Teacup: I dont know if someone has asked this question before. Please guys, why do our girfriends calls us (guys) babe. Is it that we are like baby
...which babe?...bro do u looook like babe? angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 9:53pm On Sep 16, 2014
LuckyLadolce: Sorry sir, what u are just doing is called MISSYAN here in Nigeria. With regards to "wrapped up" google isn't tired sir, just type in your question, believe me u r getting ur answer in swift. thank you.
. ..thank u linda...yor highly little opinion has been noted....so wrapping women like Christmas tree ther in nigeria is the new swag?.....seriiously...i giv up and am goin to bed..laters! angry
Celebrities › Re: Wow!! Transformed Into A Blow-up $€x Doll After Spending A Fortune On Surgery by MrCork: 9:11pm On Sep 16, 2014
...kallll....see booobsi...this is exactly y all black man prefer white women cuz they no how to please men...
all black women want is jus money for Brazilian wig.....even oednary kiss,they wunt giv u!
angry
Romance › Re: Females!!!!!! by MrCork: 9:00pm On Sep 16, 2014
atrix4g: Evnin, having followed the section for a while I noticed that females comment (and with dat I suppose they view much) threads xpressing to know some secrets about them and wanna learn about males 2. Nd i dont tink that is same for males. Can this be dat dey re afraid not to see all their secrets xposed? Most tyms dey comment to the negative which is not same for males.
...r u suppose to come to nairaland to look woman comments or r u suppose to come look for punnny?....
bro r u g@y? {no offense)
angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork:
ijechikky: I wasn't tolkin to u angry angry
Cuz d last time I chekd,u re a racist!
No Offnce tongue tongue
angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 8:52pm On Sep 16, 2014
Pasca07: too much of weed is bad....i don't know your problem with dis guy getting married
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..bro the guy does not loook happy...that's the problem..not me! angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 8:51pm On Sep 16, 2014
ReubenAbati: What's wrong with dressing native? Double standard hypocritical Nigerians!
...which native?...so u mus dress like a farmer & wrap babe like Christmas tree just to introduce her to his people?...bro,do u realized this is 2014? angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 3:30pm On Sep 16, 2014
ijechikky: Taa,,i fine small grin
..how? angry
Romance › Re: Is Chivalry Dead? by MrCork: 3:10pm On Sep 16, 2014
omotenah: It's official. Chivalry is dead.

These days men profess to being so worried about offending women and being accused of being patronising they are becoming reluctant to offer the so-called 'fairer sex' seats on public transport, to hold open doors and to help mothers carrying buggies up and down stairs.

Only one in seven men will offer their seat to a woman on a train or bus, and over a third say they never assist mothers struggling with heavy prams, according to research.

Fewer than one in five men will regularly pull out a chair for a woman to sit down, and over three-quarters don't offer to help carry a heavy bag or suitcase.

Why do men act so discourteously towards women these days?
....who is valary?.. R u light skin? angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:54pm On Sep 16, 2014
tsolz150: ogbeni park well, undecided
.Here in London kor,there in Lome ni, grin ..Are you the first Nigerian to visit London? You ain't even screaming Sexy cities like Paris and milan..
The dude is happy with his life,he must not wear a Tuxedo to have a fun filled wedding. The problem with most peeps is that they plan for weddings without planning for their marriages..so Mr London,on your wedding day,you can wear the world's best Tuxedo, it ain't our biz.
@OP,congrats Egbon,Insha Allah,you shall have a successful marriage.#bisalam#
...,bruv.....hangon....I don't mean to sound rude coz am not sure of yor eyes uses battery or Panasonik remote control but cant u see his face?.....does that Gentle Man look happy to u?....and may I remind u that she aint even Light skin sef!! (no oofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Wore A Skin-tight Catsuit At The African Unplugged Concert. by MrCork: 1:30pm On Sep 16, 2014
....kaiiii...see nyansh...whats her nomba? tongue
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:29pm On Sep 16, 2014
....even during winter sef, we don't wrappp up like that....we use Hot water bottle! angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:27pm On Sep 16, 2014
LuckyLadolce: Nah u won buy the suit nd tie for am? Imagine! "Wrapped up" Nah wah ooo!
...every thin with u black women is buy buy buy..spend spend spend...Don't they rent suits in that Nigeria?? ...Here in London, u can rent Tuxedo Suit....although am not sure if people no of Tuxedo suit in that place but any ways, U can rent a suit in London!

...nobody has yet to explain why shes wrapped up like chrissmas present? ...serrriously...whats the logic coz we juss don't gerrrit!
angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:23pm On Sep 16, 2014
...ermm brother..when we talk of Suit, am talkin about the Goigio Amani, Calvin Klien, Mataland, Primark, max and Spencer, Hugo bosss, etc........and not referin to those your home made tailor French suits.. They not the same

....SHE AINT EVEN LIGHT SKIN!! (no oofeinse)
angry
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 1:21pm On Sep 16, 2014
gistmelove: becos she is from a muslim home, so u cant xpect her to open her body cheaply that is y her family dress her up dat way
....so its illegal for women to wear sexxxy cloths for introduction ther in Nigerian??....Bruv, I don't mean to sound rude but we Londoners can now see how u people are like 30 years behind....serrriously....so woman muss cover her body with blanket juss for ordinary introduction?

....serrriously....I giv up!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Beauty Of Sex After Marriage(pics)...NL Ladies change by MrCork: 1:18pm On Sep 16, 2014
khiaa: I am not in the
mood for your foolishness right now. sad
^^^^ typical dak skin female with attitude.....and then they complain they cant find man on Nairaland... why the hell is she cusssin innocent BLACK WOMEN!!! undecided
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 12:40pm On Sep 16, 2014
Rilwayne001: Are we in the United States undecided undecided
... Bro...does that environment looook like united states to u?....can't u see the faces on the picture?...bro, our question is why is she wrapped up in a blanket like Christmas tree??.....is it a crime to explain? ...we don't gerrrrit! undecided
Events › Re: See Pictures From My Introduction ceremony by MrCork: 12:16pm On Sep 16, 2014
bebe2: for introduction?

i bet u havent been thru dis process or na oyinbo u marry?

@op

u are appropriately dressed for the occassion.

congratulations to u n ur future wife.
..billy...r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Beauty Of Sex After Marriage(pics)...NL Ladies change by MrCork: 12:04pm On Sep 16, 2014
rattlesnake: Please dear NL ladies

Make una stop "testing"

I therefore appeal.to Mr cork n youngwizzy

To donate their Abunas to charity n allow our babes marry in one piece...

I rest my case angry
...so u sayin u want to marrry dark skin female?..abi?...bro, i don't mean to sound rude but do u do mechanic work by any shance?....am jus askin! [no offense) undecided
Romance › Re: Beauty Of Sex After Marriage(pics)...NL Ladies change by MrCork: 12:00pm On Sep 16, 2014
khiaa: How do you know the lady in the picture is married? Why couldn't you find some pictures of pregnant black women we can relate to? sad sad
...pregnant black woman or pregnant light skin or pregnant half cast woman? (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by MrCork: 11:36am On Sep 16, 2014
MissBritney: Thanks a lot ..Hope ur happy now?
..not yet...whose picture did u put on yor profile & how am we sure u r light skin? angry
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheats A Lot by MrCork: 11:20am On Sep 16, 2014
icze: hello everybody I feel I shouldn't be asking this..but I just wanna hear opinions of others..here goes..I have this girlfriend I have been dating for 2 n a half years...1st time I caught her texting her long time ex dat she was gonna kiss him..making plans to see him...I got angry...she begged and cried a lot..I forgave...6 months later I find out shez had a fling with some boy in her school..she cries nd says she kissed him nd he sucked her b##bs only den she ran..so typical me cuz of love I forgive....I school in ghana and she schools in logos but I come back a lot cause of her..all needs met..fast forward 6months I find out again she kissed her freind's cousin after being dere for just 2 weeks,den she has sex wyt anoda ex....heavy yea...I know... same old she cries and begs and promises...I forgive again...2 months now nd I am in ghana...I just feel I have been foolish and worse things will happen...what advices would you give me now...anticipating ur replies..feel free 2 insult me tho..cheers
...bro..maybe someone shud tell u nicely...she is not cheating on u....she jus doesn't feel u and to be honest, u hav already been replaced.

....so ma professional advise as a playa,dump her now or u will live to regret it....black women cannot be trusted and i bet she is dark skin (no offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by MrCork: 11:00am On Sep 16, 2014
...we all agree Homebase guys r very ugly but please. .bro..do not tell us she preeety coz she ain't even half cast! angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:58am On Sep 16, 2014
GowonAbacha: And why do males keep doubting a girls picture when she's so beautiful. If to say miss britney wowo now, u people no go talk anything. U go believe sey na she. Missbritney, don't mind them jare. I've seen more pretty girls than your are so I'm not surprised.
. ..see yor head like baby antelope....hav u ever dated light skin female in yor life?...serrriously. ....

...did soneone steel yor glasses?. who told u she is beautiful? (no offense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:17am On Sep 16, 2014
MissBritney: I mean I've seen lots of males and visited their profile but hardly do I see a like on their photo when compared to we dem ladies. Is it that the number of ladies on nairaland is very low or something or the boyz are just too ugly to warrant a like?
^^but y do females keep using other peoples picture in their profile?....this is 419! angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Very Rare To Find Likes On Male Pictures On Nairaland by MrCork: 10:13am On Sep 16, 2014
MissBritney: I mean I've seen lots of males and visited their profile but hardly do I see a like on their photo when compared to we dem ladies. Is it that the number of ladies on nairaland is very low or something or the boyz are just too ugly to warrant a like?
. ..sweery...u r 50 million % right...99% of nairaland guys r Homebase which usually automatically mean they should be ugly....all females belif they ugly.

....but luckily,only 1% of of r from London peckam & the great news for u females is that u now hav a choice: we Londoners!
wink
Romance › Re: Does Love Truely Exist? by MrCork:
bizprowess1: I am becoming convinced that true love between a man and a woman doesnt exist. Maybe it does exist between the oyinbos.i have no idea. But for the nigerian man or woman, is there such a tin as true love? I am a sadly married mother of two . i met my husband years b4 we got married. I actuali knew him to be a renowed liar. But t didnt mata because we werent even friends then. I just knew him. Years later we met again and one tin led to another, we got close and then we got married. Funny tin is everybody around him had notin good to say abt him. His mother only had one good attribute abt him "him sabi spend for woman sha". Foolishly I swore in my mind dat there was a good side to him dat nobody saw and I would bring dat good side out of him. Two kid later I wake up from my slumber. He is just being himself. The late nights, the lies ,the secret phonecalls, the sex chats and texts. He s just being himself. I am actually disappointed in myself for believing in him. I am angry at myslf for deceiving myslf into tinking he was worth it.I refuse to go sleeping around just because he is doing it. because D thing s, I actually still believe dat true love exists. I believe that i chose a partner for the wrong reasons. I was a hopeless romantic. Or am I still deceiving myself tinking that true love still exists? No bashing please. I discovered that writing helps me let off steam hence dis post.i only need reassurance that love does exist.
...r u light skin? angry

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