₦airaland Forum

Ivanspring: Only cowards like you can stoop this low in a faceless forum.
*spits*

A word of advice, don't be rude and discourteous to people you barely know...most especially those who never offended you in anyway. You'll only heap up problems for yourself and your future generations.

Ladystewie: spill it
now

krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

Ivanspring: Ass*hole!!! Do you feel better now? (no offense)

mizcalvina: Can you unfriend yur male friends on fb just b/cos yur bf wants u to do so, yur opinions will be appreciated... No insult please. Can you unfriend yur male friends on fb just b/cos yur bf wants u to do so, yur opinions will be appreciated... No insult please.

Andyblaze: Old man never still wan get sense

Andyblaze: He's the man that impregnated your mother

totalbaby: Is it true that a player can never change? Is it not possible that finding the right woman may make him a different man? My cousin has been dating a guy for couple of months now(but have been friends for sometime) and everyone has been warning her about him, that it is better she end things now before he does what he does best. He has got quite a reputation but he insist that he has really changed and it"s all in the past. But is it not what they always say? Are there any players who have changed for love? Or is it just wishing thinking. She has already been disapointed and heartbroken before so i"m just hoping history won"t repeat itself. I for one am sorry to say will judge you from your past behavior. If you are a player, cheated etc what makes me think you won"t do same thing to me one day. Would not even have given such a guy a chance.

Nessa12: Most times, people who are asked to move on without the others find it really hard.. Like Twilight. She couldnt move on without Edward.
Would it be the same for you?

MzOma: Thanks y'all... U guys are great.thanks for all ur words, some hilarious, some motivaing, buh in all, they were wonderful..... Ah learnt some few things tho.....
NL really is a fun place to be.
*Much Hugs and kisses*

Ivanspring: I'm beginning to suspect that you're Andyblaze. You both have the same writing style.

Nessa12: Alot of guys have girlfriends they date, but they still want to take others' or still toast the singles..
What should be done about that?
Open for OPINIONS?

MzOma: Nuff respectto to u london ewu.
And for d records, I aint here to make NL guys want me, I am here to also be a part of the world outside my domain. Meet civilized people from Nl, make frnds , socialize, and uniting with the world, so dearie if this hurts u so much, take a visit to hell nd don't come back.
U talked abt respect, u shd come to nigeria sometime, so u can really learn it....
Nuff said already....#okbye#

MzOma: Thanks darling, wd try to do just that....
Any other useful advice wd do too

Beazy: Today’s Question! Which would you go for?
A Year Without S*xOrA Year Without Internet?(Drop your Reason alongside your Answer)
Drop your Comment!

MzOma: Point taken,
Though ur moniker says everything that needs to be said bout u.... #ok bye#

Lushka: Pls I need urgent advice. I'm in my late twenties, graduated abt 3 yrs ago and have got a good job. I met an old female friend via facebook abt 8 months ago. We got chatting and I learnt she resides in same city. We arranged, met and fell in love. As our love got stronger, I made up my mind to settle down wt her. Our marriage comes up in 2 mnths time. About 3 wks ago I got a call frm my former GF whom I dumped shortly after I met my fiancee. She intimated me she was in town for a conference nd I foolishly met her in her hotel room. We got high, one thing led to another nd we had sex bt accidentally, there was condom tear. She assured me she would take emergency pills but never did. Ysterday she called to inform me that she is carrying my baby and jst today my fiancee tested positive to pregnancy test. I'm very confused cos my former GF is very stubborn and troublesome. She is yet to discover abt my wedding plan and I'm really afraid of her actions if she discovers. She works in another state very far frm my abode and I made it clear to her from onset that we were nt compatible so marriage btw us was ruled out. Pls I need advise on this as am really confused. This is the greatest temptation I ve had. I ve never impregnated a woman before. Am in a fix.

MzOma: and ur point is?

royalregal: Hello my darling,

i really do miss you boo,cant wait to meet u like crazy.its friday,im heading home to be alone,probably watch a movie or read something.sounds boring doesnt it?lol,id rather have you come pick me from work early,take me home,say hi to my mum n dad,while u wait for me to shower,and we have dinner,then we head home to yours,while i innocently wait for you to shower.

You get out of shower and guess where we both want to be? we want to be at a vigil in the house of God.‎ i love that you adore God so very much.

if we aint going vigil tonite,then a movie date would do,watch a super romantic movie,or one which would cause an adrenaline rush! i do love you to hold me and whisper love into my ears,but we both remain good‎ and wait till we say i do before we both eat the cookie.


‎i know many people would say yeah right,but ur focus n tenderness keeps my heart racing for you. A man of drive and passion, i can almost already read ur heart.i see the way u look deeply into my eyes,i see how much you hold me and tell me how much you want me,i see how you bite your lip and want to give me all of you,and in a few days,i would be saying i do to my very best friend.


Thank Goodness i have you, thank goodness! i love you my baby.





(Okay,so its friday i am bored and day dreaming here,cant wait to meet my rib because i have so much love to give to him.)
i also enjoy writing,(though i dont write much)and would like to share stories,and read the likes here.

Enjoy ur weekend house.woohoo!

royalregal20@yahoo.com

Arbiola: I have been pondering over this issue for a while now and avent come up with a possible answer;Why is it that you ladies hide your feelings from guys you have a crush on waiting for him to make a move first?

MzOma: Dear lovely people of NL, am in dire need of good words of advice...
I have been going out with a guy for almost a year. Infact we wd officially be a year old by the 23rd of next month(sept), he schools in d eastern part of the country, buh hez based in lag while am also based in lag, the issue now is the long distance thingy, we barely get to see at all,the last time we got to see was last year november, though we communicate very well on phone, buh am starting to entertain some fears abt this relationship.... Am thinking of calling it quits on our first anniversary next month, or is there a way we could deal with the distance ish?
Really need matured advice.....
Thanks, lovely nairalanders.

Enouwem: https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-e.ak/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-0/10410356_679510032119399_6187485070777546297_n.jpg
Isn't he handsome?..
Sexy pictures coming up soon...
*Sekems out*

bb6xt: I am a very lucky man, my woman has both

Rival: Done.

Rival: Was Samson in the Bible from Ghana?

Rival: Would the country a man comes from make him less/more a man?