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Romance › Re: The Modern Slave by MrCork: 3:40pm On Aug 09, 2014
Rival: Who is the modern slave?

Before I start, here are a few definitions of a SLAVE from the dictionary which I find appropriate for my write-up:
• A slave is a person who’s entirely under the dominance of some influence or person.
• A slave is a person who works hard without proper remunerations or appreciations.
• A slave is a person who’s excessively dependent or controlled by something.

Now with these definitions we all may have a fair idea of who a slave is!

From the cradle of history, women have been known to be in possession of the power of a master and even great men, men of valour, have trembled and been subjugated by this power!

Men can be giants, lions, predators or whatever, but once they come under this power, power not by might and the power of gun, but the ability of an intelligent woman to set goals and knowing how to manipulate her SLAVE (man) in order to achieve them, they become wobbly nannies!

Have you seen where the master works while the slave stands and look? It’s the opposite! The master tells the slave what he/she wants and the slave does it!

An intelligent woman who knows what she wants does not need to lift a finger to get it! She just has to tell her slave (man) and he slaves away to get it for her!

An intelligent woman knows exactly how to manipulate her slave, man, and when to reward him for meeting targets on time and when to punish him for not meeting her goals on time!

Such is the power of an intelligent woman! She just has to decide on what she wants and press the right buttons on her slave to put him in action to fulfill her desire!

So if you are a woman and you’re reading this you have to be intelligent and let your slave labour for you. You’re the masters of men! Start to act like the masters you are from today if you've not been doing so!

Do you know what happened to Samson in the Bible? What about what Jacob did? Do you know the story of Adam and Eve? History is abound with the use of this subtle yet effective power by intelligent women to achieve their goals, make dwarfs out of giants and giants out of dwarfs!
.....bro ....so u r loookin for slave work ther in Nigeria........r u from Ghana? (no ooferinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:49pm On Jan 10, 2014
..dyaaam I need punny....wher is that mondi sweet or gentle Mimi babe when u need them.........any babe wanna toast a Londoner?.. Holla wink
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 9:44pm On Jan 10, 2014
[quote author=190-the-clown]ok sir
once again im sorry
[/quote].....begging? ....Jay bee...bro please giv me MOD POWER...I BEG...KAIII.....I will ban the check outter those trouble makers!! grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2014
Medunah: dis thread is a joke..like serzly? i got beta tinz to do #okbye
..exactly..truth hurts...no wonder u can't find man...WOMEN!! undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 8:42pm On Jan 10, 2014
Mondisweets: Suggestion for Mr Cork ^^^she is a light skinned babe with big nyansh, she will even use boat to come see you. wink your wifey material...truss me grin

Mr Jay bee man mod, I would like to thank you for the fine job you are doing on the Romance section. Keep it up grin
.....Jay bee...please ban this market woman...she is too loud! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2014
Nostradamus: I prefer g-unit approach''b...h,hop into my ride''
...which unit?....bro r u only interested in village girls?.....I giv up!! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 8:21pm On Jan 10, 2014
Medunah: I totally agree with you
...no wonder YOR face look like Siberian tiger.... Who ask for yo opinieon? Gaddemit!!

Anyways...y did MOD move this serious thread to joke section? .....is every tin a joke?
angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 6:27pm On Jan 10, 2014
Medunah: When did i say marry a babe 4 10yrs? Always read to understand.....here
www.nairaland.com/1588361/what-make-girlfriend-10-years
undecided
..must u lie?.. Real wifey material ladies do not lie! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 4:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
...we have nothing against women....we juss fed up! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 3:30pm On Jan 10, 2014
Medunah: Yes, we wont talk about marriage, so after ten yrs of dating, you will open a thread on how to make your gf of 10yrs break up with you.....mtcheeeew
....^^^Ther u go...we (men) said *No Stress*.....but guess wot?.....she brought stress....who ever said anythin about marryin a babe for 10yrs?.....I giv up! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 1:53pm On Jan 10, 2014
iyke926: Bro, I must not be a born again or Christian to reason like a man.
...sounds like you are juss One outter 100 Millions Nigerians who dont agree wit our findings! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 1:44pm On Jan 10, 2014
Sunxylove: cryMmm wat of sum of us dat dnt hav any?lol cryMmm wat of sum of us dat dnt hav any?lol
...Google *Dentist* (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 1:41pm On Jan 10, 2014
...MOD Jaybee...bro is this not harrasment?...this babes are stressing me up....please make me MOD, I beg!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 12:55pm On Jan 10, 2014
iyke926: First of all, its lose weight not "loose wait". Secondly, this is a dream of an young dude cuz i believe any matured and reasonable Nigerian dude want to get married and have kids.
..which wait?...are u a born again? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 12:41pm On Jan 10, 2014
[quote author=Elli-dude]Gbam[/quote]...thanks bro...at least, every guy agrees with our findings smiley
Jokes Etc › What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork(op): 12:30pm On Jan 10, 2014
..….food, kiss, hug, punny, stay preety, no stress, loose wait, you obey, *Quietness*, no marriage talk & no kids talk & no children………..

...Ladies is that too much to ask?

…Mature contributions only ....Please advise!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Where Is Mrs Chima? by MrCork(op): 9:17pm On Jan 09, 2014
...please advise! embarassed
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 8:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
....anyways, so far...it seems 85% of females hav gap tooth...... we lov gap tooth babes....
Yipppy!!!
cheesy
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2014
Christine01: Go and die smiley
...sweery no offennse but how can he say u r hot when yo face look like Siberian tiger?.,,,u don't even hav gap tooth......I don't Gerrrrit...seriously!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 6:35pm On Jan 09, 2014
...so dyamm had to catch babe on Nairaland....am of to facebook! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
GentleMimi: Thank u darling.
^^^^^^ Woooow..DRACULA IS AWAKE!! shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:23pm On Jan 09, 2014
Mondisweets: goat grin
..is that yor first name or yor middle name? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:22pm On Jan 09, 2014
Mondisweets: goat grin
..is that yor first name? Ms Goat Mondi Sweet? undecided
Romance › Re: Who Has Trust Issues: GUY Or LADIES? by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jan 09, 2014
mrsincredible: Who has trust issues in a relationship more?
.......u light skin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:52pm On Jan 09, 2014
..anyways...ladies pliss holla at yor boy if u yung single and light skin! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
..anyways...ladies pliss holla at yor boy if u yung single and can cook! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:48pm On Jan 09, 2014
GentleMimi: angry
Shattap!
...this is exactly why u cant find hussband....too bush!! undecided
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op):
...sweeeriously...but how can u take a babe to eat meat pie on a first date??.. NIgerians!! undecided

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