₦airaland Forum

GentleMimi: Looool! Corky,u dare tease me? Remember i hold the key to u getting a wife and punanni this year..

mrsincredible: I am planing on not having sex till I marry, I am not a virgin but I want to have that wedding night bliss cause if you kip on having sex with ur partner u won't enjoy anytin on your wedding night, what do you think

GentleMimi: i LiKE yoU Mr C0rk!!.

Kirinwa: If you had any iota of sense left in you. You should have known that this is a helpful thread.Besides you said you abandoned your fiancee because you weren't man enough to handle responsibility meaning you're a boy. So BOI get outa ma thread!

Kirinwa: This post is aimed at helping men who feel physical assault is the only option to exert their authority.Besides must every post be the experience of op? Smh.

it47: Please help with some advice:
I am a westerner, and I have accidentally offended my boyfriend's Aunty. She is very important to him but is a distant relation....I did not know I needed to treat her like I would treat my close family. I have not been directly rude, I just did not know I needed to send greetings for the holidays when they were all together.
I seem to have made a classic westener mistake......please, what should I do to apologise?

mizzthang: Maybe I'm the one that doesn't get it.

But why is it that guys always got for the boobs when they getting down and dirty.

As in, there are over twenty spots on a woman that makes them jelly in the knees. Why must you got grabbing. Even if come with the lips, the hands have already started started their own journey for squeezies... smh

Not all women like their boobs squeezed, small time how them go dey do d thing like say na orange them they squeeze.

If I hear any man complain about saggy boobs here again, I got send my owlish flyers come him house.

Be creative jor. Enough with the squeezing, its delicate o and has expiry date o. Even though its renewable, no b all of us fit afford d unnatural options.

mizzthang: A woman can climb anything as long as its standing straight and firm.

mizzthang: what a man cain do, a woman cain do even beytter...

kindy86: are u married

gbolakpine: Sometimes I begin to wonder how great men of God and Allah have sex with their wives. Is it the same way as that of #P0rn movies or there are religious teachings or books educating them on sex positions as annointed Men and Women of God? I wonder if wives of Pastors give heads or they do the *d0Ggy* style during sex.
Am very sure nairalanders will know this...
The questions is, is/are there religious ways of having sex?

...missionary style is the ChristIan way

...dooggy style is the devil's way .

gbolakpine: Sometimes I begin to wonder how great men of God and Allah have sex with their wives. Is it the same way as that of #P0rn movies or there are religious teachings or books educating them on sex positions as annointed Men and Women of God? I wonder if wives of Pastors give heads or they do the *d0Ggy* style during sex.
Am very sure nairalanders will know this...
The questions is, is/are there religious ways of having sex?

...missionary style is the ChristIan way

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Renylee: Is ur gf dark skinned?

tjfulloption: my new babe got and upper gap tooth and dimples, i use to thank my God for haves such an epitom of beauty.

Kirinwa: Please I need the responses of ladies as regards how a man should treat her excesses and bring her to order without necessarily beating her.

Topsy42: plz i nid advice 4rm u guys.....my frnd's guy beat her al d time. hv told her 2 leave him but she wont

Mondisweets: so long its not attached to you then i will unwrap it

GentleMimi: Buhahaha!!!

Evy E: wow congratulations Mr Cock. I never thought i would hear you say something like this in your life . I thought that you were maybe in to the english figure since you are always quoting london

mizzthang: Hello everyone. Happy new year to y'all.

Well, I wish you would have a happy one; and for whatever reason you stumble upon this thread and you are in a lousy mood, please move right along and save your itchy fingers from typing irrelevant/ derailing gibbies...

Okay, this last weekend something happened that I never thought was possible in that level.

Break ups are bad, but when it's a girl-girl one or a guy-guy one, it is messier!!!

A lady decided being with a certain type of girls wasn't doing it for her anymore and she decided to end it... over the phone with a perfect plan... the "I'm sorry I av been cheating' kinda lie. hoping she would get really disappointed and move on with her life... see drama...

Girl: nice! Is she cute?

Friend: huh? Didn't you hear what I just said? I have been cheating on you.

Girl: I heard now. And I asked if she is cute. Where is she! She get ass?

Friend: I know u are upset. I will understand if u decide you don't wanna be wit me again. I'm sorry I hurt you... buh I only bleeped her a few times..i wanna...

Girl: wetin now? Who tell u say I hurt? Abegi, she get ass? I always wondered what a big ass will do for my big clittie... can we do a party?

Friend: what the...

Girl: keep quiet there!!! After you don stretch this thing tire with ur mamba dildie, you think u can just move to a tighter pisshy? U lie... in fact, as I dey talk wit you now I'm with this cute big bosom girl who dey go ur church u been dey av crush on... I just freaked her.. she told me about u and her.... u wan come join?

Friend: what the Bleep u doing with that girl...

Girl: hurry oooo... I go hold d orgasm for you to come experience with me...

Hahahahahaha: it took her just fiften minutes to get to ikoyi from oba elegushi road.


Mehn!!!! They are the worst players ever!!!

I wonder why? Is it because they really don't think it's such a bad thing? Or they just a bunch of mean ass mumfreakers!!!

ijefome2: i am personaly tired of woman n deir weight.its like der is a school
which girls go to which teaches dem abt how to disturb us wit deir
weight.even a babe which u can see dat her body is gud is bound to
complain abt her body.i wud nt b suprised if op was one of those ladies
who make a big deal out of nothing.serously wat is it wit woman n
weight.jst go to gym n release feel good homorns n lv us alone.yo man
loves u da way u r,after all he was nt blind when he chose u out of a
crowd

Mondisweets: where is my birthday present

ijefome2: see local champion.so it is so hard for u to jst chose a number n go?wat kind of a question r u asking?dnt u knw woman r sensitive wen it comes to deir weight?how can u ask a woman if she is fat?bros abeg cum on nah.anyway poster me i dnt like big girls n i dnt like skinny girls.i prefer a size 14