₦airaland Forum

GentleMimi: Better than marrying a poor you!

GentleMimi: Corky,anyone but YOU will be perfect!

Mondisweets: do you even have nursery school certificate?

190daclown: Thanks bro Jaybee..

GentleMimi: *removes his apollo eyeballs*

Lilimax: Agreed but don't ever generalise that all houses in Nigeria are face-me-and-face you.

No offence please...

Lilimax: Says who ?
Everybody does not live in a face- me- I -slap- you kind of house in Nigeria .
No offence please...

jay bee: You pay for punny?

Nahhhhh bro

You fall my hand

sidvinci: I have this my cousin. we sleep on thesame bed every xmas period. we kiss ourselves but we never have sex and we are not planning to.we dress in thesame room but we dont baff together. neither of us hang out without eachother during xmas period. I want to know if anything is wrong with us.

zazi akoni: is it advisble to bring home a gal u hve not introduce to ur family to sleep over in ur house, in ur room and d worst making no one to know she is there

fijiano202: bro i tire ooo,all this black women too dey stingy,there punanni they always come with baggages

fijiano202: God gave girls this punanni for free but they make us work and spend alot to have just one or 2 shots at it if ur lucky.We give out our Penis freely without any requirement or payment,sometimes we even allow the ladies to do anything they want with it but at the end of the day they still remain stingy with their punanni,Must we always wait till Marriage or after numerous date before we get a chance at the punanni,It should be offer to us free of charge or even on the First date.its hightime they have change of orientation cos no punanni remain firm forever

Kirinwa: I was not gay,am not gay and I will never be gay.So go look for your type.

GentleMimi: It is bleaching biatches that ''look'' light skin,dn't insult me!!!
you are either light skinned or u're not.You do not tell babe that she LOOK light skin!!! No wonder u cannot get a single punny!

GentleMimi: It is bleaching biatches that ''look'' light skin,dn't insult me!!!
you are either light skinned or u're not.You do not tell babe that she LOOK light skin!!! No wonder u cannot get a single punny!

Kirinwa: A man who walks away shows weakness what of a 'man' who runs away from commitment like you literally abandoning his fiancee. What do we call him?
Olodo 1 of Nairaland calling perhaps your fellow man,Sweery because you saw (f) attached.Keep dreaming don't wake up.

Booty butt chic: yea corky team gap tooth...........

gommex: There is a lady I met n we av been freinds for sometime now, she is in her final year in sch, as we communicate I observe she is not sound, I. Wanted to help to better her english but I don't know if at dis stage. Is too late or if there is stil hope of her communicating soundly, as a lady u know wat employers wil b lookin out for if they want to employ u

Sunxylove: would u rather stand and exchange words with her?am nt saying d woman should insult her hubby bt if things gets out of hand is better one person withdraws to avoid doing something they wl regret

castielo: dude! ..not cool!!

Sunxylove: y all dix insults,anyway @op if ur wife offend u in any way simply walk away wen she calms down sit her down ,talk to her n u guys should resolve ur differences

GentleMimi: I'm not light skinned and i'm a plaYa too.We both know da game. i need a maga.