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...MOD Jay Bee...Please please can promote me to MOD.so i can start banning people......I need to Ban 6 babes wit immmediate effect!!! ![]() |
crackhaus: French kissing the glass cup abi?...bro if u live on a farm...there is no way on earth u can understand what french kiss means (no oofeinse) ![]() |
ella gal: When you are Kissing,,, saliva from...sweeery its called *FRENCH KISS*...aare u from the village? (no oofeinsese) ![]() |
3coins: @op read yur post again... does it make sense to yuu...OF COURSE IT MAKE SENSE...ugly babes exist!!! ![]() |
ope30: Good day palzz.... pls i wish u could advice me on what to do, Today is my Birthday and i know my girlfriend knows, because we were talking a day and i asked her if she know my Birthday and she said yes and said it because i bear same date with her cousin according to her. she did not call to say Happy Birthday to me this morning, she only call this morning as a usual call and am expecting her to say Happy Birthday but she didn't till we hung the phone. no text message also. pls is it right or what did u advice me to do because i know her birthday and i am waiting to congratulate her (February is her Birthday). thanks....she is cheating on u.....bro truss me.... is she dark skin? ![]() |
..dental appointment today at 2pm!!! ![]() |
...but y did he marry fat woman?....,,,I giv up! ![]() |
GentleMimi: Mbok no put fuel inside fire wey don dey blaze ooo! My padi don vex for me....but did u catch him self servicing?..when? |
Mondisweets: if I get u a babe...wife material... will u promise never to log on NL again?...sweery u no u want to nyansh me...don't lie....juss be nice & u might be lucky!! ![]() |
caseless: nah, i dnt do shiit like that...WHAT!!!.....bro..that babe Judd said u self serviicing every day.....has she git proof? ![]() |
Mondisweets: how are u dear?..am fine thanks....ok...apology accepted!! ![]() |
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]we people? we people? I'm not nigerian abi[/quote]...u been to London? ![]() |
GentleMimi: Yeah yeah.Ur wish will come through in 40yrs time....sweery....but .seriously...if I come down to Nigeria for 2 week holiday & take u to a nice disco....will u allow me to press u...Juss a little? (be nice) ![]() |
GentleMimi: Hi gurl! Whaddup?....mennnn....i can wait to become M.O.D & ban this 2 village girls for 30 years each...I swaaar! ![]() |
GentleMimi: Na thunder go fire u....sweeery forget that boy...i rather touch it! ![]() |
..…hangon…how comes I have never seen halfcast babe on Niaraland? …whats going on? ![]() |
Mondisweets: If he is in London, please don't tell me he lives in Peckham....SAY WHAT??....find u a London husband when u cuss people up & down like witch. Doctor? ....forgerrrit.....best I can do is find u a mechanic (no offennse)! ![]() |
zeemoore: Christine is cute.....how? ![]() |
Mondisweets: Sweeery get out of the way, we want to see the potential husband....sweery,,all u do is cuss people like bus conductor.....must u always cuss? ....is this how u wil start cussing people if u come to London?...i giv up!! ![]() |
Mondisweets: I know u are not light skinned so don't think I would take up the offer if its you...sweery I am caramel complexsion.....butters...could u handle it? ![]() |
Mondisweets: U are not romantic, neither can u cook, I doubt u can even afford synthetic weave...sweery didn't I just tell u not to apply?... Y r u applying? ![]() |
.....LIGHT SKIN FEMALES ALL THE WAAY!!! ![]() |
..ok.ladies...please holla if u looking foe a romantic husband who will cook for u & buy u Brazily wig. ..ermm..Mondi sweet & Gentle Mimi....please i beg u I beg u I beg u.... don't even bover....cheers! ![]() |
...British parents - Do not beat children ![]() ...Nigerian Parents - Beat children with Horse Whip and Koboko ![]() ...Agree or Disagree?? |
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]no not all of them[/quote]...British parents are the best.... they dont hit children like u people do in Nigeria (no ofesese) ![]() |
...OR THIS? ![]()
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Bleszin: sory it affected u bt d truth must b told.....or do u wnt ur 6ta 2 b a victim??.....stop playing...*lolx ![]() |
Bleszin: Dat a guy begs nd crys day nd nyt doesnt justify his luv 4 u.....Guys cn do anytin jst 2 hv der way.....Dnt b dcived....mind u ALL GUYS AR NT D SAME.... A guy dat luv u wil always wnt u hapy,wil hlp u succeed in any way he cn,he wil talk abt d future wit u,al dis nd more...Der is always a guy dat wil luv,cherish nd adore u....SEX doesnt prove TRUE LUV.... Dnt go abt opening ur legs jst 2 any body dat say "I LUV U"...BE WISE....BEWARE OF LUST IN LUV CLOTHING....sweery will u stop blowwwing our cover...gademmit....how is a *plaYa* suppose to operate! ![]() |
Radiokilar: She wants me to hav s3x wit her without cd~wetin i neva do b4~...bro..juss pour inside..4real ![]() |
...kaiii...she's very beaurifull....see boobsi ![]() |
..very ugly thing...she ain't light skin ![]() |
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