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Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 4:15pm On Jan 09, 2014
...MOD Jay Bee...Please please can promote me to MOD.so i can start banning people......I need to Ban 6 babes wit immmediate effect!!! angry
Romance › Re: Can You Drink Saliva From Your Partner's Mouth?? by MrCork: 1:00pm On Jan 09, 2014
crackhaus: French kissing the glass cup abi? undecided
...bro if u live on a farm...there is no way on earth u can understand what french kiss means (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Can You Drink Saliva From Your Partner's Mouth?? by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jan 09, 2014
ella gal: When you are Kissing,,, saliva from
your partner's mouth goes to your
mouth and you swallow it.
Now, supposing that your partner's
saliva is collected
and put in a glass cup, will you
drink it?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Hell No!
D. Don't even talk about that.
E. Why not huh
BE HONEST...
...sweeery its called *FRENCH KISS*...aare u from the village? (no oofeinsese) angry
Romance › Re: Wh do Ugly Girls Always Smile. by MrCork:
3coins: @op read yur post again... does it make sense to yuuhuh
...OF COURSE IT MAKE SENSE...ugly babes exist!!! angry
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did Not Say Happy Birthday To Me by MrCork: 12:20pm On Jan 09, 2014
ope30: Good day palzz.... pls i wish u could advice me on what to do, Today is my Birthday and i know my girlfriend knows, because we were talking a day and i asked her if she know my Birthday and she said yes and said it because i bear same date with her cousin according to her. she did not call to say Happy Birthday to me this morning, she only call this morning as a usual call and am expecting her to say Happy Birthday but she didn't till we hung the phone. no text message also. pls is it right or what did u advice me to do because i know her birthday and i am waiting to congratulate her (February is her Birthday). thanks.
...she is cheating on u.....bro truss me.... is she dark skin? angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 10:22am On Jan 09, 2014
..dental appointment today at 2pm!!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Why Comedienne Princess Marriage Crashed by MrCork: 8:43am On Jan 09, 2014
...but y did he marry fat woman?....,,,I giv up! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jan 08, 2014
GentleMimi: Mbok no put fuel inside fire wey don dey blaze ooo! My padi don vex for me. grin
...but did u catch him self servicing?..when? shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:26pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: if I get u a babe...wife material... will u promise never to log on NL again?
...sweery u no u want to nyansh me...don't lie....juss be nice & u might be lucky!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:24pm On Jan 08, 2014
caseless: nah, i dnt do shiit like that.
Na wen pesin de talk serious , na den u de turn everythin on its head wth unnecessary rants. Shikena, i dnt go. Bye!
..WHAT!!!.....bro..that babe Judd said u self serviicing every day.....has she git proof? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:20pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: how are u dear?
..am fine thanks....ok...apology accepted!! wink
Family › Re: Nigerian Parents Are The Best!!!!! by MrCork: 8:52pm On Jan 08, 2014
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]we people? huh we people? I'm not nigerian abi[/quote]...u been to London? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 8:50pm On Jan 08, 2014
GentleMimi: Yeah yeah.Ur wish will come through in 40yrs time.
...sweery....but .seriously...if I come down to Nigeria for 2 week holiday & take u to a nice disco....will u allow me to press u...Juss a little? (be nice) wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 7:52pm On Jan 08, 2014
GentleMimi: Hi gurl! Whaddup?
....mennnn....i can wait to become M.O.D & ban this 2 village girls for 30 years each...I swaaar! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 7:21pm On Jan 08, 2014
GentleMimi: Na thunder go fire u.
*castrates him* angry
...sweeery forget that boy...i rather touch it! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2014
..…hangon…how comes I have never seen halfcast babe on Niaraland? …whats going on? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: If he is in London, please don't tell me he lives in Peckham grin
....SAY WHAT??....find u a London husband when u cuss people up & down like witch. Doctor? ....forgerrrit.....best I can do is find u a mechanic (no offennse)! angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op):
zeemoore: Christine is cute kiss
.....how? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:58pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: Sweeery get out of the way, we want to see the potential husband wink
....sweery,,all u do is cuss people like bus conductor.....must u always cuss? ....is this how u wil start cussing people if u come to London?...i giv up!! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:47pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: I know u are not light skinned so don't think I would take up the offer if its you grin so please is he light skinned undecided
...sweery I am caramel complexsion.....butters...could u handle it? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jan 08, 2014
Mondisweets: U are not romantic, neither can u cook, I doubt u can even afford synthetic weave undecided please show us where this potential husband is grin
...sweery didn't I just tell u not to apply?... Y r u applying? angry
Romance › Re: Are Dark Skin Ladies Going Extinct In Nigeria? by MrCork: 5:06pm On Jan 08, 2014
.....LIGHT SKIN FEMALES ALL THE WAAY!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jan 08, 2014
..ok.ladies...please holla if u looking foe a romantic husband who will cook for u & buy u Brazily wig.

..ermm..Mondi sweet & Gentle Mimi....please i beg u I beg u I beg u.... don't even bover....cheers!
angry
Jokes Etc › British Parents Vs Nigerian Parents by MrCork(op): 4:35pm On Jan 08, 2014
...British parents - Do not beat children wink

...Nigerian Parents - Beat children with Horse Whip and Koboko angry

...Agree or Disagree??
Family › Re: Nigerian Parents Are The Best!!!!! by MrCork: 4:31pm On Jan 08, 2014
[quote author=Ladytee-thato]no not all of them[/quote]...British parents are the best.... they dont hit children like u people do in Nigeria (no ofesese) angry
Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Jan 08, 2014
...OR THIS? angry

Romance › Re: Females with Gap tooth vs Females wit Dimples debate by MrCork(op): 4:08pm On Jan 08, 2014
..there you go!!! cheesy

Romance › Re: 2 D Ladies by MrCork: 11:39am On Jan 08, 2014
Bleszin: sory it affected u bt d truth must b told.....or do u wnt ur 6ta 2 b a victim??.....stop playing...*lolx
angry
Romance › Re: 2 D Ladies by MrCork: 11:11am On Jan 08, 2014
Bleszin: Dat a guy begs nd crys day nd nyt doesnt justify his luv 4 u.....Guys cn do anytin jst 2 hv der way.....Dnt b dcived....mind u ALL GUYS AR NT D SAME.... A guy dat luv u wil always wnt u hapy,wil hlp u succeed in any way he cn,he wil talk abt d future wit u,al dis nd more...Der is always a guy dat wil luv,cherish nd adore u....SEX doesnt prove TRUE LUV.... Dnt go abt opening ur legs jst 2 any body dat say "I LUV U"...BE WISE....BEWARE OF LUST IN LUV CLOTHING
....sweery will u stop blowwwing our cover...gademmit....how is a *plaYa* suppose to operate! angry
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Wants Is Raw ''NO CD'' by MrCork: 12:51am On Jan 08, 2014
Radiokilar: She wants me to hav s3x wit her without cd~wetin i neva do b4~
...bro..juss pour inside..4real undecided
Romance › Re: PHOTOS: Genevieve Nnaji’s Daughter Pictured In Bikini by MrCork: 9:38pm On Jan 07, 2014
...kaiii...she's very beaurifull....see boobsi tongue
Romance › Re: PHOTOS: Genevieve Nnaji’s Daughter Pictured In Bikini by MrCork: 9:36pm On Jan 07, 2014
..very ugly thing...she ain't light skin angry

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