₦airaland Forum

..huh?...life without light skin babes?...then option number 2..gay,y!!

Mondisweets: i can only take u to church to deliverance

...so u can't shake ordinary nyansh for me?.....boring geek!

lomomike: Na maggots dey ur brain? the injection should contain otapiapia or Conc. H₂SO₄

...wow..people are still 15 years backward in Nigeria...so u people don't have partners that give u strip dance? ..is that a crime?....Seriously...I giv up!

pasqal09: This is the kind of reason y I think sexkillz should still b a mod

....brother...strip dance helps relationships to last & this is a romance topic...if u never heard of strip dance then this thread will help u {no officience}?

....which lucky light or dark skin female will dress as a nurse...hold injection... and then strip dance for me as a Christmas present??

Mondisweets: Only Mr Cork thinks he can meet decent girls at strip clubs

. ..sweery will u strip dance for me?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]Ogugua all the way[/quote]...brother..no offense but I tink your glasses expired in 1989.....,how can ogugua be hotter than Nadia SA, Smartie girl, Mondiweets or Caribckic?

...finally they sacked that boy....hip. Hip...Hip....huuurrrraaay.....now romance section can be fun again and we must celebrate!!

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]At 20 Nigeria girl be like " I want a complete man"

At 30 they be like " I want a tall or short man"

At 35 they will be like "man na man anyone God give me is okay"

At 40 they be like "Let thy will be done"[/quote]...brother..no offensse but don't u have simple English name like Peter, Paula,bingo or Felix?...seriously...I giv up!

SQURA: i have received countless number of pm's. and its getting tiring. i wonder how the girls who have stayed longer here manage with this nairaland men. please help me out. my email is getting tired

...so they are desperate coz they ask u for ordinary punny?.....seriously..I giv up!

Lionbite: After the resignation of Sexkillz, and Ogugua88 as moderators due to a misunderstanding with their oga at the top--seun over the Mr and Miss Nairaland Contest, and we dont expect jay bee to carry the burden of moderating this section alone. I hereby open this thread for Nominations of whoever you think is worthy of this post.

Rules-
* Dont derail this thread
* You can nominate up to 3 users
* The moderator shall be choosen based on likes and nominations
* The nominees must be a frequent user

Thank You

...brother..no offense to yor picture profile but don't u hav flower pot in yor area?? ....anyways thank god he been sacked coz nobody can stand him ..

...by the way,they already nominated Mr Cork and he will be the mod!!

.....hmm...funny how most of my comments were deleted simply because I said Nadia SA is hotter than MOD Ogugua.... WOW...truth hurts!!.

5alive: Am a fan of big boobs, and i cant do without playin wit it during romance and all. But this my present girlfriend always complain and somtyms get angry weneva i touch. Av askd if it she feels pain weneva i touched it, but she said No,dat it tickles her weneva i touch it and she can stand it. I love this girl but i love touching bobi too. Pls guys wot can i do in this situation

..quick question...is she dark skin?

5alive: Am a fan of big boobs, and i cant do without playin wit it during romance and all. But this my present girlfriend always complain and somtyms get angry weneva i touch. Av askd if it she feels pain weneva i touched it, but she said No,dat it tickles her weneva i touch it and she can stand it. I love this girl but i love touching bobi too. Pls guys wot can i do in this situation

....bro..u mean she doesn't allow u to suck boobsy?...cant u beg?

sweetestguy: bt she's much fairer dan nadia, I tot ure after fair girls

....Nadia look liek ice cream and curvy like Mammy Water...and she's lightskin...serriously!

IAMBREEZY: lol this nigga must be hallucinating i taught you said u got lotsa fair skin creamy babes i mean bevy of beauties in pecham why don't u stick with them?

..sweeery calm down....no need for voilense!

..Nigerian women... ..repent quick!!!

Uncle Catalyzt: I love her, she loves me but I mistakenly have a child with another woman, what should I do?

...is she lightskin?

sweetestguy: smartie gurl is light skinned

.nah bro...smartie gurl is ugly...just look at her face & look at NADIA's face?

IAMBREEZY: bro maybe you re talking about nadia buari not nadia sa you probably need eye checkup.

^^^ see this 12 yers old boy wit milk teeth? ...bro what do u know about women? ...NADIA SA is super hot..truss me
.. No Competition from Nairalland!

Popowaa: The teacher who taught u has to be sentence to life imprisonment

...*jelousy*

IAMBREEZY: re u sick in your eyes who told you nadia is light skin?

...brother...no offense but I suspect u have black n white television.....of course NADIA SA is light skin...

...look at her face..look at her figure..look at her legs..look at her nose

..MR CORK <<<<< hero, ladies man, gods gift to women,sweet, caring,role model, Londoner, Peckham based, romantic, role model to plaYa's, cute, handsome,single, drives 2008 range rover sport,ever woman's dream,hates cooking & a super hero to all men!

..one babe tricked me & stole my. DVD

mumumugu: Why do pastors ask all virgins to come out for special prayer.

What i worse is that they make such request in mixed sermon when parents are with their wards.

The awkward moment you see a girl whom you have bleeped stepping out. Do you stop her?

That awkward moment when you are still seated with your parents eyes on u...
Na only God go save u when u and your parents reach house


pastors stop abeg

...wots wrong wit virgins comin out?..
..u think anyone wants to date old Cargos?

Popowaa: Is it becos she ban u?

....Ok..u. just blew it....no more BrazilIan wig for u!

lil max: Ogugua jor.....the rest are just noise makers

..which ogugua? ...she is no longer light skin...Nadia S.A. all the way!