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..Am a plaYa...maybe I should come home and marry lightskin babe!

[quote author=Obidike jr.]Alright, I will. but the story ends there though, i'll create more updates still a biography nt fictional.[/quote]..Obindeikeke...brother no oofeinse but dont u have simple english name like Sam, Bintu, Lisa or Eric?

...ok..where is that babe?

....why not ...it depends on the colour!

Strauskhan1: 1) They love losing weight but
they also love to
EAT.
2) They want u to buy them
sanitary pads while
they never buy u
protections.
3) They pretend they don't want
sex without condom but the truth is they die to have it
without.
4) They say they don't love u but
they can't get u
out of their mind.
5) In the middle of the month
when u want
them to pay u a visit, they
refuse but when the month is
about to elapse, they
are the ones who
remind u that u are supposed to
go for ur
salary.
6) They always tell u to recharge
their phones
with airtime and you
wonder who the hell they want to
talk to!
7) They cry when u wrong them
but they laugh
when they wrong u.
8 ) If she tells u that u are ugly,
she takes it as
a joke
but if u tell her she is ugly,
she won't forgive u for the rest of
her life.
TRUE or FALSE?

…Brother…did she dump you?

Goldenbrown549: The older the lady the sweeter she becomes i aint got no time for cry babies. life of a cougar

...Say wot? ...so u believe in anti-ageing cream? ...i giv up!

..over 25,s females is a *No GO* area for me...I dislike old cargo except the *light skin sweeries* (no ofeense)

crackhaus: Bring your own gaddem light-skin hotties from peckham, like WTF

..no offensse but have u Eva dated light skin babes in yo life?

sweetiePe: XUP
Best Short Love Quotes

..who are u xupin?

...punny is the same colour in the dark gademmit...
what's wrong with sleeping wit prostitute?

GoodFaith: You sound ignorant
I have see Nigerians living oversea that don't use good perfume or deodorant
Yes Nigerian men and women

...sweery but seriously..when hav u Eva heard of a home-based Nigerian guy smell nice without sweating like mechanic? ...seriously..they don't use perfume

HisRib: There's been an ongoing trend where unmarried women steal the sperm of man (men) they've slept with and freeze it. Just in case they need it when they ready to have kids, but can't seem to find a good partner.

I thought this was a joke until a woman I recently counseled told me she tried to do it, but got caught.

I have noticed, both young men and women aren't interested in marriage as they once were. Instead, they prefer staying bf/g. Some women have embraced their careers and ignored the idea of marriage. Could it be because divorce rates continue to rise? Or times have changed?

Anyways, my questions here are for men:

Would it really bother you if a woman steals your sperm?

Why have you lost interest in marriage?

Thanks.

...Sweery..so how much do they sell the spermm?

luv4real: This goes to the married NLs.
Plz let us learn from your experiences... If you are married kindly answer these questions;

Where did you meet your spouse?

What attracted you to him/her?

How long was d courtship?

Is he/she d exact person u want?

Did you go to pastors to pray about him/her?

Did you marry from ur tribe/religion?

Are your parents in support of your choice? If NO, how were they convinced?
Answers and contributions will be appreciated.

....marry? ... Sweery am a plaYa!

...Guys...are ther any nice strip clubs in Lagos where u can meet decent women.....we comin to nigeria for Christmas to spend £ pounds...stayin for 2 week! ;