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 Romance › Re: Would U Date An Oyibo Arse Kisser by MrCork: 11:27am On Aug 04, 2013*. Modified: 11:55am On Aug 04, 2013 |
Nj girl: Many dudes on romance section keep kissing oyibo arses. Yes bad leadership might have led to villages with no electricity and hence no acess to television to know d existence of oda races. These dudes probably just got to know about oyibo and to worsen it they ve never been outta 9ja, their only impression of jand is Hollywood but yet they have d guts to compare 9ja gals and oyibos theyve never met and will never meet. Would u date guys like mr cork, 190, lefu telfolly seedord even if their lack exposure is partly to blame?...ok I apologise for lovin white females...QUESTION: do u hav loooong natural hair? NO..r u light skin? NO...can u survive without wig?..NO.. Hav u ever been toasted by a Londoner? NO...then I GIVE UP!!  |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 11:03am On Aug 04, 2013 |
...ladies...Please chase me but please be gentle...I dont like pressssure!!  |
| Romance › Re: Husbands Will Be Scarce By 2023 - Women Group by MrCork: 10:58am On Aug 04, 2013 |
...great news...OK ladies...Please chase me but please be gentle...I dont like pressssure!!! |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by MrCork: 10:56am On Aug 04, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 10:53am On Aug 04, 2013 |
.. and guys..this is the result of eatin snacks like Apple pie, Salad, Pisssa hut, Pina Coladaand fruit cocktail...all natural...Please watch and learn & this would help u people! !! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 10:49am On Aug 04, 2013 |
...in the gym juss about to go swimming... told my guy to take a quick snap...and yes, GYMS here in London have Swimmmin pools! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 10:46am On Aug 04, 2013 |
...ok ladies...THER U GO..AND NO MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SEXXXY BODY!!!...U HAPPY NOW?
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| Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by MrCork: 10:43am On Aug 04, 2013 |
vivichocs: is this d prayer u r supposed to say for me?? I bind and cast.......sprinkles holy water on vivicoco 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Say A Prayer For Yourself And The Poster Above You by MrCork: 10:29am On Aug 04, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 9:40am On Aug 04, 2013 |
190:...the 2nd ugliest living thing on nairaland makin comments...u guys seen his face?...anyways bak to the serrrious thread! |
| Romance › Re: Am Beginning To Dislike Nairaland by MrCork: 8:32pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
seniourman: Guys some one posted something about dont be decieved see what guys wear this days......bro...maybe it waz removed coz of yor grammmmar (no oofeince) |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Family Photos by MrCork: 7:49pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
...which cute??...she aint even light skin..is her hussssaband one of those ghana people? |
| Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Family Photos by MrCork: 7:49pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
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| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 7:45pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
...jusss came out of a Nigerian resturant in peckham & i saw 2 guys eatin rice with ther hand! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 6:34pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
...anyways bak to the serrrrious topic...when waz the last time u people saw or ate apple pie?..please advise...mature contribusion only! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 6:32pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]please my wall looks nice wen it has nothing on it why would i want to spoil it wit ur pic?[/quote]...SWEEERY..u no i no we no they no you no u want me.. it wudunt hurt to say: Mr Cork...send me yor picture!! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 4:01pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
booqee: oya create the receipt sharp sharp via internet and upload. With internet, almost everything is possible. Mr cork issokay abeg, my tummy is aching me from too much laughter pls. Lol..u eatin Apple Pie before?..U been to London?? ...anyways, sweeery PLEASE dont try to impress me..it aint gonnna work! |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 3:53pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
...this thank u emails need to STOP.serrriously..I juss got this: Dear bro..You are the greatest man ever & I toasted 75 females this week & I got one number..She said I had the best lyric ever & i tink she wants me..Thanks bro..we love u & Nigeria love u!. This is so sweeet & Romantic... Blushin. |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 3:43pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
booqee: hahaha! Mr cork #busted! I aint believing any of dat shyte you're typing bout removing plate numbers! I could've sworn i've seen dat pic somewhere... Its up for sale, so seller put d pic up. Hahaha! Oh my goodness dis is freaking hilarious!...its up for sale if you can afford it actually...I have 3 people comin down tomorrow at 6pm GMT to view it.. I bought it from Range Rover car dealers: Jardine Motors on London...google it...Do u want me to show u the reciept with my name? ..http://www.jardinemotors.co.uk/land-rover/?ito=GAG6475346476&itc=GAC23654429596&itkw=range%20rover%20dealer&itawnw=search&gclid=CN2cmpHB4bgCFXLItAoda1EAgw |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 3:30pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]why go through all that stress wen u can always take a pic of urself inside the car and post that instead  [/quote]..really?...so u can finally hang my picture on yor bedroom wall?? ..NO THANKS..u hav to work for it!!!  |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 3:19pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]How long have u been using ur angel without a number plate?[/quote]..GREATEST QUESTION ON NAIRALAND EVER...WellDONE!!!...This is an advise for future reference...when ever u want to put up yor personal propery like cars on the internet..NEVER EVER EVER include yor number plates..u remove them, put up yor picture & then put it back. I hav private plates. ARM ROBBER ALERTS...protect yorsef! ...am so shocked u asked the most inteligent question ever...U derserve 2 brazilian wig for that! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: "Never Let a Man Define Who You Are" - Oprah Winfrey by MrCork: 3:12pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
..OPARA WINFURY needs to sharrrap and go & loook for sumthin to cook, plates to wash, shirt to iron or childrens to babysit...she ugly..she fat..she single...but worse of all...she is darkskin.. so is she claimin she never ever givina guy BJ b4??...she the kinda bad role model for womens....serrrriously!! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 3:08pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
..is it a crime to he handsome,single & have wealth?... is it a crime to Eat apple pie?... is it a crime to be a Londoner??... Is it my fault u aint been to London..is it a crime to be a Peckham Yuppppy??...Is it my fault u poeple donthav traffic lights??...is it my fault that women want me...serrrriously...I GIVE UP  |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 3:01pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
booqee: you sound like a lonely depressed man. Anyway wat part of naija dyu reside??....sweeery am from London & i dont mean to be rude...you sound like one of those lagos girls who sell bread & egg (noo offfeisese) |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 2:59pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
sexytabhi: How bout going to the maain business??...which business?  |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:53pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Sanboy25: .....ok u finaly got my attension...when are we goin to do round 2...am in Paris next month!? |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:51pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
...anyways bak to the serrrrious thread, guys when u drive a ride like this & u hav a first date..try not too eat too much when u go on a date.. She resspects u more. The best wat to get any female is to keep them wonderin coz when they know all about u...truss me..they will use it against u! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:45pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
..this is the best Camera angle I can take coz I dont want u guys to see what is parked beside her..It would freak u out,truss me...I bought this property just last November and is still under construction! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:40pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
Booty butt chic: landlord indeed hahahaha...ok Sweeeery, ther u go ..PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE PEGGY..MY WHITE ANGEL...and please dont scrach her face.
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| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:35pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Ammanda ]Waiter! Get me brandy asap[/quote]...correction...a waiter here in the UK earns 5 times more money than well paid jobs u hav ther in Nigeria...True story..anyways.. |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 9:31pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Booty butt chic: pishure of u standin wit ur range rover,peggy or wetin be her name),and all ur properties and wealth u av amassed...coool...is that why u had to repeat yor question twice?...any ways,am off to collect my rent now & i will use one of my tenants camera to take the picture....truss me.. u will fall for me! |
| Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 4:49pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Mugu.[/quote]...u lack respect..no wonda u r single!!  |
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