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...Spongeback sound like a wifey material actually..she sounds different from yor average Nairalsn female..4real ![]() |
spongeback: My daughter is French I won't put her picture here because of all this cradle robbers but her name is Marie if you wanna know...HALT THEEER!!!!...are u sure u not Sandboy?? ...are u a man?? ..Sandboy is from France but she claim she is female...she loook male & female from her picture...she also claimed she has a girl...sweeery u gettin me conffused! ![]() |
[quote author=Ijele-igbo]At 8........ You take her to bed and her tell a story. At 18....... You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28....... You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38....... She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48....... She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58....... You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68........ If you tell her to bed,that'll be a story. At 78......... Both of you watch who'll begin a story in the bed. At 88......... You take easy narrating the story on the bed. At 98......... You know the type of story you tell her on the bed cos she knows all when she was young. At 6[/quote]...bro are u a virrrgin? ![]() |
..i have seen 2 i plan to adopt but they too fat...dont like fat kids..they eat too much ![]() |
....so u people ther in Nigeria now call lightskin babys halfcast??...I swaaaar I give up!! ![]() |
spongeback: I already have a mixed race baby so I don't know why I would want to have a baby for a poser like you....huh? ..which mixed?...mixed race baby in Nigeria??...sweeery do u wher Glasses? ![]() |
SniperInADiaper: Mr Cork has $2 in his. Thats an upgrade from the seventy two cents yesterday....sweery if u continue like this ..u will end up marrryin a farmer....its babes like u that chase great guys like me to London...serrriouly! ![]() |
spongeback: Old lines boo come up with something fresh...sweeery i bet u wud wanna hav my baby if u meet me in person.....serriously....am an ex model and I stopped only 2 yrs ago after I hurt my leg on my old Motor bike: Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 with 197 horses in its engine..I bought it when I had a highly paid job..I modelled for a top London based Agencies...gooogle my bike and u wuld see how fast it goes. |
.. dont have anything against kids but I juss cant stand the sight of new born babies..especialy when they cry like non stop radio...am adoptin next yr and I have already put in my application here in London..trussme! ![]() |
...but serrruiosly..how did Nigerian women no Obama had exactly $75 in his pocket when he visited Nigeria during his world tour?..how?..serrriously? ![]() |
spongeback: You mr cork!!! You are a joke...I can imagine....I bet u turn heads when u walk pass Taxi drivers, bus conductors & Brick layers...they muss love yor swaaaga ![]() |
..bro are u askin if its ok to watch pooorno movie on yor phone?...serrrriously?..are u serrrious? ![]() |
..I bet she be all over me when next i go on holiday to Nigeria..juss liek Sandboy, Mondi cheeks, stegomaih and the rest...anyways, guys please treat yor women right! ![]() |
spongeback: Me spongeback trying to impress a guy with a rat as his profile pic...sharrrap yor mouth ther....waz funny?? ![]() |
..wooow.....juss saw a Nigerian Movie...this 60 yrs old marryed Cheif waz on his kneees cryin & beggin coz his 18 yrs old girl friend said she waz packin her Portmanto....He said he wud jump from the balcony if she leaves..1st floor!...is this how u people roll?..please advise! ![]() |
spongeback: Mr cork I have nothing to prove to you silly boy as for London been there done that!!!! So what else do have to say huh?!?!...ermm SWEEERY u never been to London ..so SHAAARAAAP!! ...and if u tryin to impress me..trusss me..it aint gonna walk!!...anyways bak to the serrrious thread! ![]() |
..^^typical villlage girl...can u imagine? ..I waz tryin to help the babe & she started cusssin me for no reason...white women do not act like that...serrriously! ![]() |
spongeback: Really mr cork? Standing up for who may I remind you that the world has changed ok no body gives a f.uck where you live or are based you this primark wearing clown.^^^^^another angry black woman who never been to London...anyways, sweery... I recomend anger management classes 4u coz u need Love and u definately nid help (no oofeinse) ![]() |
...ermm sweery MOD Ogugua...please..when r u gonna be single so i can move in?? ...its juss a question...no need to ban..please advise! ![]() |
...this is why u can never truss black women...now sghe want to kill her hussssband! ![]() |
Thugnificent: when will you ever make sense mr cork?? You keep talking trash everyday...huh?..everyday??...bro u spy on me everyday??..u muss be relly employed...Anyways, show resspect to homebased Females!! ![]() |
spongeback: Tbh I don't know who Is more stupi..d mr cork or the people that take mr cork seriously ( no ofience)....Sweeery..the gr8 thing abut u is that u r dumbes miniority on nairaland.....right now, every femalee is clebratin the fact that a gr8 guy is standin up for them..but u the only one that can cathch up...anyways, am glad u dumb & proud(no oofensese) ![]() |
...not sure if u people have internet access or internet cafes over ther but do u know u can get books e-bay called: ..20 ways to talk to female..u cant get them on students discunt ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u would be his perfect match [/quote]...sweery the next guy that holllas at me....truss me...i will giv u away for free!! ![]() |
eghos12: Mr cork i hear ure issue but i want to say that we home based guys dont treat our ladies aggresive as u think...Yor stone-age swaaga of chattin to females....Bro to be Honest, it will take u guys about 35yrs For Nigerian swaaaga to catch up wit London Swaaaga and I mean this in a nicest way.....when waz the last time u ever called a babe and said:..hi babes, just called to say hello...and then drop the phone??...U people need help..(no oofeinsese) |
Azmarie: Every black girl's best friend should be diamonds, chocolate & cocoa butter..Be comfortable in your skin, celebrate who you are....my motto "Say No To bleaching unless laundry is involved"...which darksin??...sweery u berrrra become lightskin b4 i open my eye! ![]() |
spongeback: They flew in with all this home based Nigerians...sweery are u freee & single? .. I want to fix u up wit one guy...quick!..holla and let me no wooots up! ![]() |
^^^ I need to fix up this boy with a Woman... I hope Mondi cheeeks is avalable though ![]() |
rill: U guys should allow this thread to die off, boring already....tank u rilla...we honestly dont recall invitin u to this thread...maybe u were juss bored..but anyways, your ridiculous little opinion has finally been noted...cheers! ![]() |
alutacontinua: ok. 190 & Mr. Cork, is there something you wanna tell us...will u people STOP comparin me to that boy 190...gadeeeemit..what kinda insult is that? ![]() |
...MESSAGE...TREAT THE FEMALES RIGHT OR YOU WILL BREAK DOWN...PIRRRRIOD!! ![]() |
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