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Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:26pm On Jul 17, 2013
...Spongeback sound like a wifey material actually..she sounds different from yor average Nairalsn female..4real undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:20pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: My daughter is French I won't put her picture here because of all this cradle robbers but her name is Marie if you wanna know. wink
..HALT THEEER!!!!...are u sure u not Sandboy?? ...are u a man?? ..Sandboy is from France but she claim she is female...she loook male & female from her picture...she also claimed she has a girl...sweeery u gettin me conffused! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: The Psychology Of A Woman by MrCork: 11:17pm On Jul 17, 2013
[quote author=Ijele-igbo]At 8........ You take her to bed and her tell a story.

At 18....... You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28....... You don't need to tell her a story to take
her to bed.

At 38....... She tells you a story and takes you to
bed.

At 48....... She tells you a story to avoid going to
bed.

At 58....... You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68........ If you tell her to bed,that'll be a story.

At 78......... Both of you watch who'll begin a story
in the bed.

At 88......... You take easy narrating the story on
the bed.

At 98......... You know the type of story you tell her
on the bed cos she knows all when she was young.
At 6[/quote]...bro are u a virrrgin?angry
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 11:16pm On Jul 17, 2013
..i have seen 2 i plan to adopt but they too fat...dont like fat kids..they eat too much angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:14pm On Jul 17, 2013
....so u people ther in Nigeria now call lightskin babys halfcast??...I swaaaar I give up!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:12pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: I already have a mixed race baby so I don't know why I would want to have a baby for a poser like you. undecided
...huh? ..which mixed?...mixed race baby in Nigeria??...sweeery do u wher Glasses? undecided
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:09pm On Jul 17, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Mr Cork has $2 in his. Thats an upgrade from the seventy two cents yesterday tongue
....sweery if u continue like this ..u will end up marrryin a farmer....its babes like u that chase great guys like me to London...serrriouly! undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 11:05pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: Old lines boo come up with something fresh. grin
..sweeery i bet u wud wanna hav my baby if u meet me in person.....serriously....am an ex model and I stopped only 2 yrs ago after I hurt my leg on my old Motor bike: Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 with 197 horses in its engine..I bought it when I had a highly paid job..I modelled for a top London based Agencies...gooogle my bike and u wuld see how fast it goes.
Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 10:59pm On Jul 17, 2013
.. dont have anything against kids but I juss cant stand the sight of new born babies..especialy when they cry like non stop radio...am adoptin next yr and I have already put in my application here in London..trussme! angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 10:55pm On Jul 17, 2013
...but serrruiosly..how did Nigerian women no Obama had exactly $75 in his pocket when he visited Nigeria during his world tour?..how?..serrriously? angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: You mr cork!!! You are a joke grin cheesy
Mind you i am a pretty woman I don't chase after guys it's vice-versa.
...I can imagine....I bet u turn heads when u walk pass Taxi drivers, bus conductors & Brick layers...they muss love yor swaaaga undecided
Romance › Re: Can One Have Porn On His Phone Without Being Misjudged by MrCork: 10:47pm On Jul 17, 2013
..bro are u askin if its ok to watch pooorno movie on yor phone?...serrrriously?..are u serrrious? undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:44pm On Jul 17, 2013
..I bet she be all over me when next i go on holiday to Nigeria..juss liek Sandboy, Mondi cheeks, stegomaih and the rest...anyways, guys please treat yor women right! angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:42pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: Me spongeback trying to impress a guy with a rat as his profile pic huh grin
...sharrrap yor mouth ther....waz funny?? angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:40pm On Jul 17, 2013
..wooow.....juss saw a Nigerian Movie...this 60 yrs old marryed Cheif waz on his kneees cryin & beggin coz his 18 yrs old girl friend said she waz packin her Portmanto....He said he wud jump from the balcony if she leaves..1st floor!...is this how u people roll?..please advise! undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:34pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: Mr cork I have nothing to prove to you silly boy as for London been there done that!!!! So what else do have to say huh?!?!
...ermm SWEEERY u never been to London ..so SHAAARAAAP!! ...and if u tryin to impress me..trusss me..it aint gonna walk!!...anyways bak to the serrrious thread! angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:28pm On Jul 17, 2013
..^^typical villlage girl...can u imagine? ..I waz tryin to help the babe & she started cusssin me for no reason...white women do not act like that...serrriously! embarassed
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:26pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: Really mr cork? Standing up for who may I remind you that the world has changed ok no body gives a f.uck where you live or are based you this primark wearing clown.
^^^^^another angry black woman who never been to London...anyways, sweery... I recomend anger management classes 4u coz u need Love and u definately nid help (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 10:22pm On Jul 17, 2013
...ermm sweery MOD Ogugua...please..when r u gonna be single so i can move in?? ...its juss a question...no need to ban..please advise! wink
Romance › Re: Help!!! I'm About To Kill My Husband by MrCork: 10:19pm On Jul 17, 2013
...this is why u can never truss black women...now sghe want to kill her hussssband! undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:18pm On Jul 17, 2013
Thugnificent: when will you ever make sense mr cork?? You keep talking trash everyday undecided
...huh?..everyday??...bro u spy on me everyday??..u muss be relly employed...Anyways, show resspect to homebased Females!! undecided
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:16pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: Tbh I don't know who Is more stupi..d mr cork or the people that take mr cork seriously ( no ofience)
....Sweeery..the gr8 thing abut u is that u r dumbes miniority on nairaland.....right now, every femalee is clebratin the fact that a gr8 guy is standin up for them..but u the only one that can cathch up...anyways, am glad u dumb & proud(no oofensese) smiley
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 8:06pm On Jul 17, 2013
...not sure if u people have internet access or internet cafes over ther but do u know u can get books e-bay called: ..20 ways to talk to female..u cant get them on students discunt undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:03pm On Jul 17, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u would be his perfect match angry[/quote]...sweery the next guy that holllas at me....truss me...i will giv u away for free!! angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Jul 17, 2013
eghos12: Mr cork i hear ure issue but i want to say that we home based guys dont treat our ladies aggresive as u think

Mr cork you brought up an issue of we not respetcing our ladys well... And u say that guys in uk respect there ladys well ... Ok i agree to u statement... But one thing you are forgeting is that girls in uk aint the gals in homebase the behaviour of gals in uk is not the behaivour of gals in homebase... OUR METHOD OF DATING HERE IS DEFRENT FROM YOURS...
...Yor stone-age swaaga of chattin to females....Bro to be Honest, it will take u guys about 35yrs For Nigerian swaaaga to catch up wit London Swaaaga and I mean this in a nicest way.....when waz the last time u ever called a babe and said:..hi babes, just called to say hello...and then drop the phone??...U people need help..(no oofeinsese)
Romance › Re: To Black Women by MrCork: 4:56pm On Jul 17, 2013
Azmarie: Every black girl's best friend should be diamonds, chocolate & cocoa butter..Be comfortable in your skin, celebrate who you are....my motto "Say No To bleaching unless laundry is involved"
...which darksin??...sweery u berrrra become lightskin b4 i open my eye!angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On Jul 17, 2013
spongeback: They flew in with all this home based Nigerians lipsrsealed
...sweery are u freee & single? .. I want to fix u up wit one guy...quick!..holla and let me no wooots up! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 12:04pm On Jul 17, 2013
^^^ I need to fix up this boy with a Woman... I hope Mondi cheeeks is avalable though angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 12:00pm On Jul 17, 2013
rill: U guys should allow this thread to die off, boring already.
...tank u rilla...we honestly dont recall invitin u to this thread...maybe u were juss bored..but anyways, your ridiculous little opinion has finally been noted...cheers! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:43am On Jul 17, 2013
alutacontinua: ok. 190 & Mr. Cork, is there something you wanna tell ushuh shocked shocked shocked
There is hope for the world, if Mr. Cork can open this kind of sensible thread, then, there is nothing God cannot do.
This is indeed a miracle, and it is marvelous in our sight! grin grin grin grin
Not all of them though, there are some really nice romantic ones. cool
...will u people STOP comparin me to that boy 190...gadeeeemit..what kinda insult is that? angry
Romance › Re: Homebased Nigerians Guys More Aggresive Towards Women?....Evidence exposed! by MrCork(op): 10:05am On Jul 17, 2013
...MESSAGE...TREAT THE FEMALES RIGHT OR YOU WILL BREAK DOWN...PIRRRRIOD!!angry

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