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PoliticsRe: Robbery Suspect Killed In Abuja, Stolen Vehicle Recovered by mrkels(m): 11:31am On Oct 21, 2012
This picture would always haunt the owner of this car, chai. These police and their brains self. Na wa. Them just shoot person pikin like that? How different are they from Aluu people na grin
I'm pretty sure there was no gun battle involved, their gun just dey sweet them to shoot.
Anyways, good riddance to bad rubbish!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's Winners' Chapel Accused Of Exploiting British Worshippers by mrkels(m): 10:24am On Oct 21, 2012
Laughing in a british ascent grin
Oyedepo God is watching you sha just like he's watching all of us.
Just know that.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 3 by mrkels(op): 10:11am On Oct 21, 2012
Baslone which one be cancel slip again na? Them dey refund money?
Science/TechnologyRe: Benue Zoo Starves Lion, Other Animals To Death by mrkels(m): 8:46am On Oct 21, 2012
Embarrassing news. Just feed them with boko haram jor
PhonesRe: Be Nice To Your Sad Friends With Blackberries By Sam Biddle by mrkels(m): 8:32am On Oct 21, 2012
This is a sponsored post.  remains the best phone with flexible bundles and the best qwerty keypad in nigeria for now, so they can keep spilling the BS, I don't care. Love my  and I aint changing it for nothing.
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Talk About Sex (by Pastor E. A. Adeboye) by mrkels(m): 10:45pm On Oct 20, 2012
CrazyMan: When a man sleeps with a virgin, it's more than just sex! It's spiritual, it's a blood covenant! Guys note, everywhere you go as a man and have intimate releases, your testicles will testify against you! The reason God gave you two testicles is because the bible says out of 2 or more witnesses, a statement is established (Deuteronomy 17:6).

@Bolded
this cracked me up I swear!!!
BTW I think its only when you sleep with a virgin that a blood convenant is made, that's inferring from this write up smiley
FashionRe: Can You Buy N63,900 Sunglasses? by mrkels(m): 7:50pm On Oct 20, 2012
Nonesense, 3 brand new tires for my car na I go go waste for sunglsases , bullshit. Got the cash, but I won't buy it.
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 3 by mrkels(op): 7:29pm On Oct 20, 2012
Arsenal killed this lovely combinations. Imagine going for 1k, na so them go just allow person lost 53' like that, useless club. undecided
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 3 by mrkels(op): 7:28pm On Oct 20, 2012
This my last 2 abi 3 weeks ago staking , ALL won except Arsenal.Who follwed it?
mrkels: Anyways this was what I staked:
1. 20.10.12 15:00
West Bromwich Albion - Manchester City (1X2)
Type of bet: Manchester City @ 1.65
Result:
2. 20.10.12 15:00
Manchester United - Stoke City (1X2)
Type of bet: Manchester United @ 1.25
Result:
3. 20.10.12 17:30
Norwich City - Arsenal FC (1X2)
Type of bet: Arsenal FC @ 1.60
Result:
4. 20.10.12 12:45
Tottenham Hotspur - Chelsea FC (1X2)
Type of bet: Chelsea FC @ 2.45
Result:
5. 20.10.12 15:00
Fulham FC - Aston Villa (1X2)
Type of bet: Fulham FC @ 1.75
Result:
6. 20.10.12 15:00
West Ham United - Southampton FC (1X2)
Type of bet: West Ham United @ 1.85
Result:
7. 20.10.12 15:00
Swansea City - Wigan Athletic (1X2)
Type of bet: Swansea City @ 1.95
Result:
Total odds: 53
Stake #100, if you win, you get #5,300
If you loose, you loose just #100
Sounds like a good deal to me sha.
RomanceRe: When He Takes Your Number But Doesn't Call by mrkels(m): 10:33am On Oct 20, 2012
That reminds me, i collected this girl's number a week ago and i didn't call her, saw her yesterday and smiled at her but she just threw her face away like she didn't know me grin
RomanceRe: When Women Hate You For Not Dating Them by mrkels(m): 10:35pm On Oct 19, 2012
Orikinla: A married woman even went as far as confronting the girlfriend of a guy she was lusting after and she is the mother of five children for a man she claimed married her when she was only 15.

Another one a pharmacist who was interested in a guy started asking his girlfriend personal questions and commending her hour glass figure.
There's one sugar mama who is disturbing my life now and is pissed up with my girlfriend and shes got the same story...married when she was 15.Something tells me we are talking of the same person.Na wa o. All these lagos women wan use boys destiny, as for me, i run like usain bolt from that woman o
As for the topic, My seat mate then in the university feel in love with me and i didn't know, she misunderstood my kind nature for love. later, i started hearing some strange rumors about me and i later discovered she started them ,most likely because i never asked her out even though her friend told me of how crazy she was for me, i just laughed and said ""that's a lie, shes like a sister to me, and would always remain a sister"". i guess that was what made her mad.
PhonesRe: Glo's All Expense Paid Trip To Manchester Scam by mrkels(m): 10:30pm On Oct 19, 2012
WTF? Cmon trip to uk glo cant afford, then na aeroplane mtn go come fit give person? Na God go punish MTN ...This is embarrassing...Calling on all bloggers/Website owners to pick up this story,publish and share so we wont get scammed especially by the useless MTN wonder promotion. Bloody scammers
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actors Fight For Ondo Campaign Fee by mrkels(m): 9:01pm On Oct 19, 2012
But why would they give him 5k from 200k? Or is this story a farce
Music/RadioRe: Tonto's Reply To Critics Of HI & ITZOVA - I have Achieved My Aim by mrkels(m): 8:34pm On Oct 19, 2012
dabossman: There is good "attention" and then there is bad "attention". Go and ask the people of Aluu. Not all publicity is beneficial.
wtf? Men you are funny. I was thinking you would compare it with rebecca black, but instead you used ALUU...men you bad o!
FamilyRe: Top 10 Reasons For Getting Divorced by mrkels(m): 11:58am On Oct 19, 2012
free2ryhme: 4. Sex problems. Too much, not enough, sex with the wrong person, sex with the same sex, or sex with the family dog all have popped in divorce cases over the years. Watch out. Not enough sex is particularly a big deal for men so pay attention.
WTF? undecided
This is a perfect reason to castrate and ALUU a partner
BusinessRe: Football Betting Season 3 by mrkels(op): 9:25am On Oct 19, 2012
This thread is becoming something else, where did all these scammers spring up from? undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please What Can I Do To Fight This Scammers? by mrkels(m): 9:22am On Oct 19, 2012
Whats wrong with everybody on this forum self? undecided
@OP Sate their names, account number, address and contact details here (EDIT YOUR POST)
You may not get your money back, but you may help others. Also, when they get apprenhended , this would serve as evidence against them. (Who knows, the police may even say you should get a refund)
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best First Lady Nigeria Has Ever Had? by mrkels(m): 7:51pm On Oct 18, 2012
Omo Alata: Surprise, Surprise. My office has got internet - how shocking shocked shocked
grin
Don't mind me jor...
EducationRe: University In Nigeria With The Most Recognized Alumni? by mrkels(m): 11:07am On Oct 18, 2012
Do a little research on Uniben... You would be amazed!
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best First Lady Nigeria Has Ever Had? by mrkels(m): 10:55am On Oct 18, 2012
Omo Alata: Y'all too young to remember Mrs Ajoke Mohammed wink
I think you are too old to be commenting at this time on nairaland! What happened? Don't tell me you are a sit at home house wife undecided
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best First Lady Nigeria Has Ever Had? by mrkels(m): 10:43am On Oct 18, 2012
The_King'sQueen:
The bolded name is the First lady of which country please?
That should be his wife, maybe he has plans to rule this nation someday.
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Best First Lady Nigeria Has Ever Had? by mrkels(m): 10:09am On Oct 18, 2012
[size=16pt]IMO, DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN[/size] grin
PoliticsRe: ACN Distributes 100 Customized Mtn Recharge Card In Akure by mrkels(m): 10:05am On Oct 18, 2012
afam4eva: Are they expecting votes from only 100 people? lol cheesy cheesy
I believe what the poster meant was 100naira value cards. You can't hire an helicopter only to drop 100 recharge cards. It sounds so silly.
SportsRe: Lance Armstrong Dropped By Sponsors Over Doping Evidence by mrkels(m): 9:57am On Oct 18, 2012
This Boss just became broke...Damn...this life self...his pride,repect and all are going down the drains now.
TravelRe: Dana Air Is Back! by mrkels(m): 9:06am On Oct 18, 2012
One guy on nairaland did a prediction about things that would happen before december and he said a plane would fall out of the sky...I just hope he wasn't talking about Dana...
FamilyRe: Am I Extravagant With N80K And Above Monthly Spending? by mrkels(m): 12:47am On Oct 18, 2012
Menendez: Pls teach me how you do it.....Ok just a bit of my monthly profile (datz d ones I can remember)
Food Stuff:- 40k (Shoprite tinswink )
Internet:- 10k
PHCN:- 5k
DSTV:- 12k+
My Mother's Allowance:- 30k
My Mother's househelp:- 10k
My Mother's Driver:- 15k
Tithe:- 115k (My pastor says datz God's share)
Dog Food:- 5k (They're russian breed so they dnt eat most nigerian food)
Diesel for Generator:- 20k
Fuel For Car:- 20k
Girlfriend:- Well, she says she doesn't need my money so we just go out occasionally say 10k

Point is, I cant do without sme of these stuffs but I really need to cut down.
Spending 80k a month is my dream saving plan.....so I would be really happy if I were to save as much as urself.....better be happy dude.
Dude, where do you work that pays you more than 1.1 million per month and give yo mama just 30k outa that? undecided
WebmastersRe: Joomla,drupal Or Wordpress Which Do I Use!!! by mrkels(m): 9:20pm On Oct 17, 2012
Someone should show me how to use wordpress to design abeg
NYSCRe: Flood: No Passing-out Ceremony In Bayelsa – NYSC by mrkels(m): 8:22pm On Oct 17, 2012
I didn't do POP in my time so its no biggie!!! Elections and boko haram issue!
FamilyRe: Am I Extravagant With N80K And Above Monthly Spending? by mrkels(m): 8:14pm On Oct 17, 2012
Monthly? I was at a club one night in lekki, some boys at the VIP section dropped 800k for their drinks. That's 800k for a day bro! So , compared to those guys, you are so not!

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