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kolamilan:
Mumu girl. I searched all through the note, can't pinpoint what trigger her suicide.

Rach310:
This post is somehow funny sha,she just killed herself for no reason

wiseone28:
Give me a bottle of Gin incase i dont get in..


If it tastes well.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Good though

But nobody should heap praises on her too much

Probably she big pass that money at this point in time

That 3000 dolls is insignificant to her life at that moment


Your boyfriend is not a real niggar
One thing about me I don't pretend....assuming say na better money that woman for bring am come out....

Anyway, show that huzzle some respect....don't call it yahoo...simply say keyboarding and bombing or working boys

urose93:
This is Altis bro. It's Asians. You can't get an American Toyota Corolla 05 at that cost now.
I am currently searching for one aimlessly at Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. They are calling 4m for me.
Just continue managing my bicycle.

Ndipe:
Yup, I am referring to Lutheran High School, Obot Idim. I was in Ekong house.

Ndipe:
Being an "Eyen" Akwa Ibom, does not mean that I have to fall hook line and sinker to the mamy water story. I schooled at Obot Idim which is very close to some streams in the Afaha village. I used to go to the stream to fetch water, as a junior student, and never, I repeat, never did I witness any surreal experience at the stream, even at evening time.

Have you ever seen these mermaids before? Dont get me wrong, I believe in the existence of evil, but that mermaid story sef, get as e be. How true are these stories that if you see a mermaid combing her hair, she will get startled, and then dash to the river, leaving behind her hair accessories? And if you even leave with her stuff, she will haunt you in your dreams? How true is it that when they 'kidnap' you to their abode, at the bottom of the river (a miracle that you wont drown in the first place), that you will serve them for some years, before you are being released? Please educate me. I don see things for my eye, but that stories surrounding the existence of mermaids eluded me, till I moved abroad. If there are no verifiable proofs, then it should be shelved side by side with the great book of fables and myths of the Greek legend. That way, one can also point out the contribution of Akwa Ibom State in Nigerian mythology.

P/S: If they do exist, I don't even want to see them!!!

Eriokanmi:
Well, different strokes for different folks. God deals with man on a case by case basis.

I my own case, I was asked to pray to God that, every evil hand withholding my benefits should catch fire.

That God should break every evil bondage and covenant I had entered into, through sex. Cheers!

God bless.
Thank you

Eriokanmi:
Passport will go to babalawo's house, to destroy the man's life patapata. Ashęwo are agents of destruction. If you're reading this as a guy who wants to achieve good things in life, decist from lustful way of life. Each time you have sex, one glory is gone...just the way a boxing champion loses belts after a defeat, those belts lost in one fight must have taken them years of efforts to garner, same is human glory. This is word of wisdom stick to it my son and you shall be prosperous.

My personal encounter with sex and how it almost destroyed my life...

I was posted to a state for my nysc in those days, there I met a girl at mammy Market where I always went to eat cos those watery stuffs at the kitchen no dey appeal to me. I met this pretty girl who came to assist her sister sell food. As I didn't know where I was going to be posted for my PPA, I asked for his address. GSM just came into the country barely a few months earlier so, no opportunity to echange numbers. When I got settled at my PPA, I sent her a letter which she received and with which she traced me.

In sbort, we had sex that night with some kind of resistance from her. She told me she was a virgin and that was her first time. I apologised and she said ok. This girl left the following day and that was the beginning of my predicament. I wrote over loafs of job applications after nysc, no jobs. My result was good and I always did well in interviews and aptitude tests in great FMCGs. One day, I was asked by my aunt to accompany her to a Thursday programme in a church. Reluctantly, I followed her. After the programme, we went to see the pastor who asked me to kneel down. As he was praying, he asked who did you have sex with and blood came out of her? I told him. He now said she's sitting on my glory because she had vowed that whoever had sex with her would be her husband in the spirit realm but i broke her vow. That I can never get a job, even if they're dashing people for free unless I was delivered. He asked me to fast for 3 days with prayer points. On the day I went to see him, he said I should repeat it cos he was still seeing some signs. I went back afterwards. He said 2 of the fasting were effective. That the 3rd one wasn't effective because I was watching hiphop music after breaking the fast instead of listening to a gospel song. Truly i went to see a friend who switched on his TV and we were watching American hiphop music. I was shocked.

To cut the long story sbort, he prayed for me after repeating the last one and said I'd see the hand of God soon.

Barely a month after the prayer, I was invited by one of the foremost companies in Ikeja for job interview. I met crowd there who were also applicants. In the end, I got the job. How did it happen? A guy was asked to give me an interview letter from lagos. Then I was staying with my brother in ibadan. May God punish me if I'm fabricating this story... he was asked to give me the letter in person and he must not return to lagos unless I acknowledge the letter. He didn't meet me at home. My people searched everywhere for me. I went to see an uncle cos boredom wan kill me for house and I was tired of applying for jobs. By the time I came back, my people mobbed me asking where have I gone to? They gave me the number to call cos the guy had gone somewhere but promised to come back later. I called him and he was ranting on phone. I asked him to calm down cos I never remembered if I actually applied to that company. Its been a long time. So, we met and I acknowledged the letter, he now left.

I got the job to the glory of God. One day my boss invited me and said, for some reason I withheld your application after shortlisting. We had employed the first batch some months but I didn't have rest of mind so I asked them to invite you. I was among the few employed. I applied genuinely through guardian newspaper while others came in through man know man. Guardian was the major newspaper where people used to apply for jobs in those days cos there was no Internet.

There I met my wife whom I married as a virgin, a year after, I travelled to America for training and came back, joined another great company . I was changing jobs like shoes before I finally established my own company in which I'm doing very well by God's grace. Its very popular in Nigeria today. I come to nairaland to comment at my leisure cos I don't share my time with any oga. I be oga of myself.
To the glory of God, ny job had taken me to America to see barak Obama .

There was a colleague of mine who was living with a girl while in school as if they're married. I graduated before him. He had a reference in one cheap course like that. After clearing the reference he still couldn't graduate so I asked him to follow me to a vigil. After the programme I took him to a man of God for prayers. The man said, who is Bola( not her real name) and he said my gf. He continued praying and asked him to open his eyes asked, who's Bimbo( not her real name) he said his gf and the man responded, ę feran obinrin gan shaa . Meaning you must like women so much. He asked again who's chioma( not her real name) she said her gf. The man said its Bimbo who's on your matter. That she entered school while you were rounding up and she once told you she'd graduate together with you but you thought it was a joke. He said she had had several disappointments in her relationship so she went to a herbalist who made incisions in her private part and said whoever met her next would be caught in the Web and bandage and he'd not leave until he married her.

He said that's the reason for all the setbacks he's been having. He prayed for him, asked him to go and fast for 7 days . When he finished, he now warned him never to set his eyes on her again. This guy graduated and served successfully. Today, he's a citizen in the USA. Fear women and sex. Hate it woth passion. God bless.

Daguccizgreat:
The trend continues

The Mod that banned me from January till yesterday because I called mannabbgrills"zombie" may your next 7 months be enveloped in total crisis and frustrations

PerfectStranger:
Doing juju yet can’t pay up your rent. Mmà inòr

Templee333:
There's a popular musician in Akwa Ibom state (Udo Abianga) who told a story of how he picked a woman on the roadside.It was after sharing bed with her that he later realize she was a ghost.I've heard of such stories frm others.My father himself have his own story of encounter with a female ghost. But i hardly believe these weird stories. Has anyone here met such? Tell ur experience. Did u enjoy the ride?

DavidHarry:
All these boys no dey get sense. They just pack themselves for one corner. Number 8; never keep the weight on u d cats that squeeze ur guns can't hold jumps too.

Aaaaarghmed:
When I bought my first car,I was not as happy as I felt I would feel.But the happiness and thrill of the car came after 1month when the car no get issues and seeing how sweet the car is.my first car was a honda babyboy.For those who hope to buy someday,God will make it happen soon.Just believe and work hard.

teeshet:
useless simp