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PoliticsRe: Fayose Visits Abdulsalami Abubakar In Abuja (Photos) by mrmachine: 2:00pm On Mar 02, 2017
xstry:
the unperforming dummy governor of ekiti state trying to look relevant.
Go to Ekiti and you will discover that he is trying
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Orders FRSC Off The Streets Of Kaduna by mrmachine: 3:50pm On Feb 08, 2017
Thewrath:
Good for kaduna people,the FRSC are becoming a nuisance to the general public,stopping vehicles unnecessarily and carrying out duties outside their jurisdictions!
One can't drive with rest of mind anymore because a part of your mind is thinking if there's something missing in your car whenever you approach the FRSC!
They always find something missing!

Btw,does he have such power?
It doesn't have that power
CultureRe: Lagos Govt Unveils Statue Of First Crown King Of Lagos, King Ado (photos) by mrmachine: 8:49am On Feb 07, 2017
DropShot:
Obviously two different statues.
Anybody with the history should share it. I have interest
PoliticsRe: Buhari Extends His Sick Leave by Unspecified Number of Days by mrmachine: 9:48pm On Feb 05, 2017
HungerBAD:
Some people will not like this.

But hey,the man says he wants more rest days which he is constitutionally entitled to.

I also know some children of hate,will come on this thread to say President Buhari is dead. For those wishing him dead,back to sender as nobody is dying this year.

Anybody wishing President Buhari any kind of ill luck HOLY GHOST FIRE.
Nobody is allowed to die this year
CrimeRe: Police Parade Perpetrators Of Southern Kaduna Attacks & Killings, Arms Recovered by mrmachine: 10:29pm On Feb 02, 2017
SmartMugu:
Last we heard Elrufai paid the perpetrators to stop killing people in Southern Kaduna.
How are we sure these ones paraded aren't victims and the actual criminals aren't enjoying the loot they got from Elrufai now?
Are the ones Elrufai paid in the pix? If yes, why were they paid in the first place? If no, then who are they.
We don't believe this type of crap statements anymore. We have heard enough lies already and know the truth now. These are likely innocent people paraded with weapons recovered elsewhere.
These people are just. Trying to defend themselves, they are not herdsmen
EducationRe: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by mrmachine: 11:12am On Jan 22, 2017
Those are mission schools and this is federal school and constitution permits freedom of religion

Khd95:
Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gatheringhuh


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs
PoliticsRe: January 15,1966 Coup: Conversation Between Lt. Col Pam And His Murderers by mrmachine: 8:33pm On Jan 15, 2017
seunmsg:

The invading soldiers had come face-to-face with her husband, Lt Col Pam, led by a man very familiar to him, Major (HC) Humphrey Chukwuka, his second-in-command, and Deputy Adjutant General (DAG)1 whom Major Benjamin Adekunle who was DAG 2 had earlier warned him to beware of and Major Anuforo.


This is the height of treachery. Shame on Major Chukwuka and other treacherous murderers who betrayed the trust of their seniors during the needless Ibo coup of January, 1966.
You are ignorant of the complete history. My father is a military man and he is still alive. Find time to come and see me and your thoughts about the coup would change forever
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish Policeman Kills Russian Ambassador To Turkey Over Aleppo by mrmachine: 3:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
MrEverest:
ISLAMABAD & Allahu Akbar!
Religion of peace
PoliticsRe: Plateau State Government Bans Shiites by mrmachine: 3:08pm On Oct 15, 2016
HungerBAD:
Interesting.

The Kaduna Government placed a ban on their activities, the Kano Government did the same thing, ditto Plateau State. So, my question is, what exactly about the Shiites scares everybody?are they the extreme wing of Islam?
They are not the violent type. It is the other one that breeds salafist, the extremists and others
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Government Declares Shiite Sect Illegal by mrmachine: 9:18am On Oct 08, 2016
fineboynl:
the sunni islamization has began. Shiite at the moment is already endangered species.
When I learned that the imam of most holy Saudi Arabia mosque came to Nigeria, I sense trouble. This is the aftermath of it.
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin, Erediauwa's Coronation Program by mrmachine: 3:01pm On Oct 07, 2016
Semper247:
With all the rituals, he will still enter church do thanksgiving? Who will he be thanking in the church? Deities??
Holy Arousa no be church o.
FamilyRe: I Discovered My Wife Lied About Her Age After 3 Years Of Our Marriage. Help! by mrmachine: 7:06am On Oct 04, 2016
werthy:
Op, you have been enjoying a woman who is older than you for about five years and yet you arw conplaining about age wahala,


Its not even about the most important thing which is her respect for you


Bro.... you are still a boy...

Tired of seeing babies with grown fallangies inbetween their legs getting married because the feel they have aged enough
I feel you bro. Women age quickly more than men and nobody wants to put grandmother as wife for house. The deal is done just tell her and her family that you have lost trust in her. Over time you will learn to forget about it.
Christianity EtcRe: Is This The True Consequence Of Not Giving Offering In Church? by mrmachine: 11:05am On Oct 02, 2016
Johnrake69:
Is it even necessary to give someone money for offering? If the person doesn't earn money, I see no reason for it. We are just too religious while our faith is less than an inch deep.

The said uncle is just too religious. What stops him from placing the op on a monthly allowance and make the op understand that from the allowance he should always take out his offering?

Many of us condemning the op are just part of the problem. Let me ask what do churches use our offering for?
1. Engage in never ending church building projects when more than half of their members are homeless.

2. Maintain the lavish lifestyle of the G.O. many of the G.O have personal houses in almost all the states in Nigeria. Etc

Now, not to talk of the politics in the church. I once worshipped in a local assembly where 85% of the tithe and offering from the branch is remitted to the regional quarters. So the local assembly retains just 15% meanwhile my hope was that some of that money should be used to take care of the very poor among us in the local assembly. Churches operate a cutthroat capitalist system where the local assembly are made to starve just so that the head quarters can overfloor. The system of exploitation we complain of in our economy is strongly rooted in our churches today.

What is true religion? James 1:27
Pure and undefiled religion before God the Father is this: to care for orphans and widows in their misfortune and to keep oneself unstained by the world.


Clearly, our churches have lost focus. It's all about church building projects that is unending. I believe in other to re-position the church to be Christ like who was selfless, we the members have to speak up to address some of these issues.

If the Christ was alive today, he would definitely had commanded that some church building should be converted to residential building in order to house the homeless.
You have not robbed man but God. He won't take it likely with you. Your parents are right. What befalls someone like you is calamity and sickness, don't be like Pharaoh, repent now and start to pay the money back. I pray GOD have mercy on you. I don't want to contribute before, I heard a voice just now that I warn you. Please be warned.
PoliticsRe: Grazing Bill: Ekiti State To Map Out Lands In All Local Government For Grazing by mrmachine: 3:38pm On Sep 03, 2016
DropShot:
I thought the A$$hole was criminalizing grazing in Ekiti!

Where are his fellow jesters on Nairaland who masturbated on that jamboree of signing the bill into law?

With Fayose as a governor, no one needs a comedian again in that state!
Are you from the generations of herdsmen? Calling the government that is trying to protect its people asshole? Don't put curse on your generation
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Benue State. by mrmachine: 7:10pm On Aug 18, 2016
Sexytemi:
Shocked at Susan Peter, Terry g(always thought they were from south south), and akume akume, with zaki(thought they were Hausa o)....Hmmmm surprising I must say.shockedshockedshocked
Idris, the Mr. Lecturer too is from Benue
PoliticsRe: How Makarfi Beat Sheriff In Bid For PDP Convention- The Nation by mrmachine: 10:18pm On Aug 16, 2016
predear:
Makarfi wil always beat sherif bcoz he is D duelly recognised PDP caretaker chairman
Fulani vs Kanuri or better still Sokoto caliphate vs Ekanem empire
FamilyRe: My Husband Has Refused To Get Cure For Low-sperm Count - Advice Needed by mrmachine: 8:46am On Jul 24, 2016
NothingLikeLove:
Hello fam, I need advice please. I met this man two yrs ago and we got married last year January. During our courtship, he portrayed himself in a good light. A week after our marriage, his true colors started coming out. It's been one problem or the other. He nags a lot, he doesn't forgive even when I plead for forgiveness if I offend him. It was a month after our marriage, he started revealing shocking things about himself, how he was told by a doc that he can never father a child, tho it could be cured, and many others. I got tired of the marriage because of his ill attitude towards me plus these shocking revelation, but because my faith kicks against divorce except on the ground of adultery, I try all I can to save my marriage. He's very jealous to the extent that he suspects every call I receive. He feels I'm cheating on him because according to him, his previous experience made him not to trust any female.

There was a day he beat me because he was suspecting that the phone call I had was from a man, yet that day it was my mum who called, but because I was pissed by his distrust, I refused to tell him who I was talking with on phone. He even threatened to shoot me if he had a gun.

That apart, he refused to go for treatment to cure his impotency, despite the pressure I mount on him. He keeps blaming it on lack of fund, so I had to give him money, since I'm a salary earner, he used the money for something else instead.

To cut the story short, the last straw, was when he converted to a Muslim and has been pressuring me to do same. And this is highly against my religious belief and I will never do it. He's been threatening fire and brimstone since then. I reported all that has been going on to his people and then mine, so they can help us. He denied all. Even denied that he's impotent and that I never gave him money to go for cure.

I had to leave my matrimonial home because I was scared. Right now am considering filling for divorce, since his attitude is very bad, he cannot impregnate me and has refused to seek help, he cannot take care of my needs financially because of his poor status and worse off, has joined a faith I will never be part of no matter his pressure. I don't know if divorce is the right action to take or I should give him time to change. Am confused please.

Mods please put this on front page so many will see it.
Don't divorce him. Pray and also talk to his family about the problem. But please don't convert with him. May God be with you.
PoliticsRe: Why We Can’t Stop Non-nigerian Herdsmen – FG - VANGUARD by mrmachine: 10:40pm On Jun 10, 2016
Splinz:
You mean a government will sit back and watch her citizens being slaughtered everyday by migrants, because of one silly right? Does this right also says these people are to kill and maimed host citizens? Oh goodness! Do we even have a government in this country? Indeed, this is bound to happen when those at the helm of affairs are all idiots!
This is stupidity of the highest level. I pity Audu, sebi you are from Benue or Kogi. U no see how the so called grazers are killing you and your family in those areas. Those arrested so far are Nigerian Fulani. And you sit down defending nonsense. Wait FG would give your father only farmland to them as grazing route.
Forum GamesRe: How Many Tigers Can You See by mrmachine: 9:05am On Jun 05, 2016
Mikkystorm:
5 tigers, Lol
10
HealthRe: Blood In Stool For Years; Please Help by mrmachine: 12:39pm On Jun 03, 2016
ClitRaider:
He should stop eating those strong foods like akpu, garri, guguru, gala, bread, lacasera etc..
He should go with Amala, ewedu, gbegiri, efo riro, and much fruits (water melons and pineaples).
Thank me later.
That's a sign of mild ulcer. He should look for immature plantain, smash it and put inside a bottle filled with water for like three days and be drinking it 3 to 4 spoons 3X and also blend cabbage and drink regularly.

I pray God heals him completely
PhonesRe: Which Is The Best Line To Use To Subscribe For A Bundle Plan? by mrmachine: 10:40am On Jun 03, 2016
Explorers:
I depends on your location, go for the strongest network in your area. Its not about the price sometimes, being able to utilise what tou have.
Why having 10GB for 1k on your device and you cant use 1GB out of it throughout the month because of the poor signal.

Am using MTN, the cost is kind of high though, but strong, fast, and always available.
I will go for MTN, fast and reliable.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cancels Scheduled Trip To Senegal by mrmachine: 10:24am On Jun 03, 2016
clemeseh:
http://thewillnigeria.com/news/thewill-exclusive-again-president-buhari-cancels-scheduled-trip-to-senegal-for-ecowas-summit/
He wont delegate his VP to America, Britain or France but he would when it comes to Senegal, Somalia, etc. Iwo o ti gbon awon kan o ti go
PoliticsRe: DSS Bars Ben Bruce From Buhari (Pic) by mrmachine: 9:55am On May 31, 2016
nzeobi:
DSS should do their work based on intelligence.
BMB if that's the prize you will pay for criticising the president then so be it.

Me I believe that an open rebuke is better than secret love PMB is getting from some people close to him.
PMB , this is childish, Ben for crying out loud is a Senator. Whether he criticizes you or not, he should still be able to greet you unhindered. Learn from GEJ
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Shares No Makeup Picture (photo) by mrmachine: 8:01am On May 26, 2016
Enahi:
See as she come resemble Arab girls.
I think she is originally from East Africa
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Herdsmen That Attacked Nimbo, Enugu Community by mrmachine: 7:54am On May 26, 2016
massinola:
this Libyans can be ugly, please tell the president that there will be nothing like repatriation here. we will roast them as they roasted our people. Libyans can't fit just evaporate from there country and condense in our country just to kill us any how. Libyans, sorry. make I de here wait for is it filtri or Allah secretary to come tell us about statesmanship. for all we know, they are Libyans..... PMB
These are Fulani confirmed. Look at their faces.
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Ogun State. by mrmachine: 11:03pm On May 20, 2016
push23:
[size=28pt]some of the people you claim are from ogun state are not from ogun state
Hakeem Kae-Kazim,
Reuben Abati --- the name sound like Ijaw or river state.
olusegun obasanjom is from Cross river or Akwa ibom
Ladun Liadi
Doyin Okupe------ is from River state
Seun Osewa---- Osewachukuwu
Tunde Bakare from the north
Iyabo Obasanjo-Bello
Remilekun Abdulkalid Safaru[/size]
Odunlade Adekola is from Ekiti
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities From Ogun State. by mrmachine: 10:55pm On May 20, 2016
[quote author=titosantana post=42577855]Which other state in Naija can surpass this?

Great politicians

Great actors

Great musicians

Great bloggers

Great pastors

Odunlade Adekola is from Ekiti state
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Looks Dapper In New Photo Shoots by mrmachine: 12:41pm On May 20, 2016
abiodun2007:
They were shot by Prince Meyson, with styling from Dunes center Abuja, foremost Nigerian one stop shop for luxury Items. The images were created with the idea of fusing music and Business, the effect of which is actually Smart and Business minded. See photos below...

Source: http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/05/iyanya-looks-dapper-in-new-photo-shoots.html
He looks much like the younger Mr. T
HealthRe: Hypertension: The Silent Killer by mrmachine: 12:00pm On May 20, 2016
osizi06:
I havent check mine but sometimes my heart beat faster dan usual without any provocation. And wen am frightened, i sometimes gasp for air. Du u think im hypertensive?
That could be a sign. Check your BP and if it is still tolerable , please reduce salt intake now
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killing Nigerians Are From Libya – Buhari by mrmachine: 10:23pm On May 14, 2016
blueto:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/05/14/herdsmen-killing-nigerians-are-from-libya-buhari/
Those that were arrested and later released were fulani. Those robbing in Ekiti State are Fulani from Nigeria here. Those that robbed in Oyo state are Fulani from Nigeria. Those that killed people in Ogume in Delta sometimes ago are Fulani from Nigeria. http://www.punchng.com/police-declare-war-on-fulani-herdsmen-bearing-arms/

http://tribuneonlineng.com/kidnap-gang-member-shoots-member-in-error-while-attempting-to-kill-victim-%E2%80%A22-gang-members-arrested

Those that invaded Prof Soyinka residence are Fulani from Nigeria.

Haba Buhari, you are taking for fool.
PoliticsRe: U.S. To Approve Attack Aircraft For Nigeria In Boko Haram Fight by mrmachine: 10:31am On May 07, 2016
Nigerdeltaboi:
nonsense ! why now even when the former vice President publicly declared out intentions to acquire this platform . I hate this double standards from the Americans.
Double standard, yes I agree. The craft in no way near some the best in USA. Why not F15 or F16 like those ones given to Iraq? And they know fully well that Boko Haram has killed more than ISIS evidently.

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