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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by mrmachine: 9:13pm On Dec 23, 2020
eleojo23:
@Pochettino

Guys here are asking for specifics to help you but you are more interested in getting a price quote.
With that mindset, an installer can rip you off or give a low quote with claims that he is giving you a 2kva system and then go ahead to install a system that will not last up to six months for you.

The details unicmarket and ojeysky went into may look unnecessary and difficult to understand but they are valuable info that will give you a standard system.

I advise that you take time to do some Google search to understand the basics of inverter setup so that you won't be at the mercy of installers (there are alot of half-baked installers out there). What is worth doing is worth doing well, even if it's on a small scale.

Thanks for your mature response bro.

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Pregnant Cobra My Brother Killed Near Their House, With It's Eggs Intact by mrmachine: 9:51pm On Dec 18, 2020
ogbiwa:


My thoughts too when I saw it. He claims it's a Cobra but what do you think it is?

This is a confirmed cobra. Not all of them are black
Politics / Re: FG Lists NIN Enrolment Centres Nationwide by mrmachine: 6:21am On Dec 17, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
I hope this is free

The federal government should better warn them make they no Dey collect 500 naira on top person head before registering
They are collecting N500 already in Benin
Pets / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Kitchen This Evening by mrmachine: 2:52pm On Dec 09, 2020
AdesewaAde:
If not that it’s not that big,I could have roasted it ,smoked it and preserved it till Xmas eve ,it would have go down to my stomach smoothly with a bottle of Origin bitters

Why did you kill it? It's not poisonous now, it's just unfortunate that the snake likes human abodes too much
Religion / Re: Should I Be Worried About This Black Cat? by mrmachine: 12:56pm On Dec 06, 2020
Casemiro:
Please there's this black cat that use to disturb, crying at the fence close to my window at night.


It stopped disturbing for some months, but is back now.

what should I do?

the cat is big fa.

if I go out to chase it, it will run away but later return


There may be more to it than it just crying. It may be a ploy in the coven to either monitor or slow your progress. I am talking from experience. Any time it cries, try and scare it away again. If it persists put an odor less poison in the fish. Whoever is it, since he or she in cat body more subject to nature - cat loves fish. Back it up with prayer too and also be closer to God
Politics / Re: Onuesoke Criticises FG Over Plan To Import Petroleum From Niger Republic by mrmachine: 6:39am On Nov 23, 2020
[quote author=JoeEeL post=96338006]Where I come from, this is what they term "Good morning in the evening". cheesy

Joel , you spoke my mind all

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Religion / Re: Which Pastor Inspires You? by mrmachine: 10:43am On Nov 15, 2020
pyyxxaro:
Pastor WEAVER inspires me undecided

Ah you don old o. If you watched that film
Politics / Re: What Is The Meaning Of JAGABAN? by mrmachine: 9:28am On Nov 02, 2020
yarimo:
BORGU was never under oyo kingdom
Borgu used to. In fact, the Soun Ogbomoso came from Bariba, he was given land when he overcame a dissident that was disturbing Oyo mesi in those days.

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Crime / Re: Bashir Ahmad Speaks On US Army Rescue Operation In Nigeria by mrmachine: 3:36pm On Nov 01, 2020
OfficialAwol:
Nigeriens will not curse their country because they are a country of almost homogeneous people.

Little or no ethnic tension.

A certain tribe of Niger doesn't think they own the country and are born to rule.

The president of Niger does not make lopsided appointments and stratify his country into 97% and 5%.

Until you make every Nigerian feel like a Nigerian, you fools will continue to have angry Nigerians curse and piss on this shithole.


This is the post of the week. It's not flesh and blood that spoke through you, indeed you have the wisdom of God
Religion / Re: As A Christian, How Do I Resist The Urge To Watch Porn? by mrmachine: 10:37am On Oct 25, 2020
Work in the spirit and you would not fulfill the lost of the flesh. Engage in spiritual things, avoid object of temptations. Avoid worldly musics that promotes vulgarities that appeal to sensual inclinations. And always pray with Jude 1:24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy. Best of

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Politics / Re: Senate Directs Investigation Into Excessive Bank Charges by mrmachine: 4:27pm On Oct 08, 2020
longetivity:
most especially GT and Access bank

GTB is still fair but Access bank is a roque.
Crime / Re: NSCDC Official Shoots DSS Operative Dead In Osun by mrmachine: 10:12am On Oct 05, 2020
Zeezy81:
Was a cordial shooting na

Friendly fire
Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Kaycee Madu On His Appointment As Minister In Canada by mrmachine: 3:45pm On Aug 27, 2020
Racoon:
So how did Tanko become CJN back home? This is a nation where merit counts a lot.So learn your lesson. Congrats man.

You said my mind. An Islamic sharia judge that studied shariah suddenly became CJN. I was so ashamed when during his appearance at the national assembly he was asked about how he would deal with cases with Technicalities bottlenecks and was blabbing.

I am sorry for Nigeria
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by mrmachine: 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2020
MBA forex is real, and so is Bluekey. Except that blue key gives you more. 40% ROI monthly.

They are usually real in the beginning but as soon as they get the amount they are after, then the more you see, the less you understand

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Education / Re: Can I Still Graduate With A First Class With This My 100level Cgpa? by mrmachine: 9:20pm On Jul 12, 2020
[quote author=BiafranDel post=91633172]Hello guys
Please I want to know if it is still possible to graduate with a first class after been in second class upper in 100 level.
..,...........

It's very much possible especially for a 5year course. However you may need to borrow some courses which you must pass at A to be able to comfortably position yourself in first class for a 4year course.
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Guidelines For Reopening Churches And Mosques By NCDC by mrmachine: 10:11am On Jun 14, 2020
[quote author=ikorodureporta post=90646514]

https://ncdc.gov.ng/news/255/nigeria--releases-covid-19-guide-to-re-open-places-of-worship


**Can Your Church Handle This?? I don't think my church can...
[/quote

It's easy to make churches to abide but I doubt if mosques would take hoot.

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by mrmachine: 9:24am On Jun 12, 2020
latyph:

Biggest lie. My room mate claims to be a pastor and speaks in tongues for nothing less than one hour every morning while praying. This guy borrowed money from me for over a year and has not paid till date. Anytime I ask for my money, na fight baba go turn am to.

So sorry to hear this. The guy didn't learn that from Christ. The Bible says by their fruits we shall know them

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Health / Re: Help! Irregular Period Is Making Me Go Crazy by mrmachine: 10:57pm On Mar 17, 2020
Get M2Tone , thank me later
Politics / Re: FG Announces Partial Closure Of Independence Bridge Lagos by mrmachine: 4:33pm On Mar 01, 2020

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Tell Ganduje He Will Regret At The End Of His Tenure by mrmachine: 10:26am On Jan 25, 2020
You are very correct except that he is not a Fulani man. He is reaping what he sowed. He fought Jonathan standstill on Sanusi issue


Awol1:
Kwankwaso is paying the price of fighting GEJ.

Again, he's a religious fundamentalist and a Fulani hegemonist just like Buhari, if not worst.

Aside that, Kwankwaso would have been PDP's shortest route to the Presidency in 2023.

Pair him with Peter Obi or Umahi, and PDP is ready.
Health / Re: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by mrmachine: 1:36pm On Oct 22, 2019
Please don't kill yourself. I hope your parents are aware of this! They shouldn't just put unnecessary pressure on you to get married for now while you intensify the quest for cure. I believe God can do all things, just give your life totally, be close to him and beg him for help. He is not wicked

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Family / Re: I Still Masturbate Even After I Got Married by mrmachine: 6:56am On Oct 11, 2019
GuyWise:
Your wife is the problem here because she knowing fully well about your condition and still refuse you entering her honey well is an act of wickedness.


You guys going upto weeks without sexual intercourse speaks volume of the fact that your wife is seeing someone else or she too is a MASTURBATOR (just that she's being to careful for you not too see her doing it)


I LOVE MASTURBATION AND I DON'T THINK I AM QUITTING ANYTIME SOON NOT EVEN WHEN I AM MARRIED..... I love to masturbate.


Secondly "If you want to enjoy masturbation don't do it with porn, just use your imagination, you will last longer and enjoy the beautiful act"


This is rather shameful, you shouldn't have talked since you don't have good advice to give. It's ruining your life and you don't know.

My advice to the young man is to stop watching porn. Also you should let your wife know that she should not refuse you anytime you are pressed because that may push you back into the act. Thirdly, there is a cure from Christ, it's a matter of giving him a chance and pray for help. God be with you

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Family / Re: My Wife Changed 2 Weeks After Wedding!! by mrmachine: 1:31pm On Aug 04, 2019
Bro,

Kindly check my signature. You can contact me privately. I can advice you on phone
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Politics / Re: Yakubu Dogara's Easter Message Sets Twitter On Fire by mrmachine: 6:57pm On Apr 19, 2019
Dogara has never at any time been a Muslim. He is a Christian, that I am very sure of

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Politics / Re: Ballot Box Snatcher Shot Dead By Soldiers In Akwa Ibom by mrmachine: 6:36pm On Mar 09, 2019
muntimabissa:
Are you an idiot? APC is not participating in the elections in Rivers, how there you accuse APC of ballot box snatching.

It happened in Akwa Ibom and not Rivers. Read it again
Computers / Re: Man Claims Jumia Sold Him A Refurbished Laptop by mrmachine: 10:30am On Jan 16, 2019
SoftP:
Jumia is known for selling fake devices..
I remembered when i bought iPhone 6plus from them #250,000. The phone went blind and dead in less than 2months.. That was the end of Solomon Grundy.
#faceless criminals

Jumia is very fraudulent. I ordered for a bag for my wife and when it was delivered, the zipper was not good. I complained and when they replaced it , it was still the same bag they used shoemaker hook to sow another very bad low quality one. Also I ordered for washing machine, they sent me a wrong one. I complained and they promised to replace it. The guy that was to pick it up told me his vehicle is not good. That he has told jumia to send another vehicle only to see a message from jumia that return request has been cancelled because I have not been reachable for about 48hrs according to their driver also. They are not trustworthy
Politics / Re: How Yusuf Bichi Emerged As DSS DG - Vanguard by mrmachine: 10:11am On Sep 15, 2018
Why una dey blame our president? He has right to appoint who is comfortable with. Especially capable hands from any part of the country. You lazy youths have refused to step into active politics. Na so so yahoo yahoo una sabi do and criticize. If you think Mr President is not doing the right thing, then get involved and you may be fortunate to be elevated one day to the post , then you would be to right the perceived wrongs Before you begin to insult me read the list below and ponder on it. Add the new minister to it.

APPOINTEES:

The list below are heads of government agencies appointed by present administration in recent past. These are appointees from the north, I will research and bring out the list for the south anytime soon and y'all can juxtapose

SECURITY:
* Yusuf Magaji Bichi- DSS
* Ahmed Abubakar- NIA

PETROLEUM:
* Maikanti Barau- NNPC
* Mordecai Danteni Ladan- DPR
* Ahmed Bobboi- PEF
* Dr Bello Aliyu Gusau- PTDF
* Seidu Mohammed- NOSDRA

TRANSPORT:
* Hadiza Bala Usman- NPA
* Engr Saleh Dunoma- FAAN
* Capt. Mukhtar Umar- NCAA
* Usman Abubakar- NRC

FINANCE:
* Abbas Umar Manasawa -NSPMC
* Ahmed Lawan Kuru- AMCON
* Hajia Aisha Dahir-Umar- PENCOM
* Alh. Umaru Ibrahim- NDIC
* Mohammed Kari- NAICOM

COMMUNICATIONS:
* Prof Umaru Danbatta- NCC
* Isa Ali Ibrahim- NITDA

EDUCATION:
* Dr Hamid Bobboi- UBEC
* Prof Abubakar Adamu Rasheed- NUC
* Dr Abdullahi Bichi Baffa- TETFUND

HEALTH:
* Dr Sani Aliyu- NACA
* Prof Usman Yusuf- NHIS
* Dr Faisal Shuaib- NPHDA

WORKS & HOUSING:
* Engr Nurudeen A. Rafindadi- FERMA
* Ahmed Musa Dangiwa- FMBN
* Prof Mohammed Al-Amin- FHA

INFORMATION:
*Yakubu Muhammed- NTA
* Ishaq Modibbo Kawu- NBC
* Mansur Liman- FRCN
* Garba Abari- NOA
Bayo Onanuga NAN

PRESIDENCY:
* Prof Mahmud Yakubu- INEC
* Ahmed Idris- Accountant General
* Tijjani M. Abdullahi- Budget Office
* Mamman Amadu- BPE
* Engr Mustapha Yunusa Maihaja- NEMA
* Aliyu Abdulhameed- NIRSAL
* Prof Sani Mashi- NIMET




micolaj:
Hmm
Buhari an ethnic bigot?

This is simply unacceptable, barbaric, and presumptuous.

What concerns us with the COMPETENCE of the so- called Northerner? What is our business with his APOLITICAL STATUS?

All we want is BUHARI being sensitive to the principle of FEDERAL CHARACTER.The new HEAD of DSS MUST be a Southern. Simple.

Moreover, the fact that the head of DSS relates MORE with other citizens than MR PRESIDENT even makes our demand reasonable.


Who is now a tribalist?
BUHARI or...(hmm)
grin grin grin


Celebrities / Re: Meet Mmesoma Ikwuagwu: Biography, Age Of Little Miss Nigeria by mrmachine: 6:57pm On Sep 03, 2018
MrMicholo:
Her eyes... Very lovely...
.
Imagine when she's older and you're grinding her and looking deep into those eyes... Paradise.

Pervert

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by mrmachine: 7:55am On Aug 21, 2018
Thanks bro. This one don pass battery balancer, na to isolate first and charge well before reuniting with others and now install balancer.

I am not sure I still have JUO contact o.

rajo4real:


Battery charger or Battery Balancer?

Kindly get intouch with Juo, keikei or any other reputable sellers
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by mrmachine: 9:20pm On Aug 20, 2018
Hello house, please one of my batteries is drifting away. In fact , it is reading 11.5 while others are reading 12.5. Please I need someone to recommend a good and efficient battery charger and probably how and where I can get it. Thanks
Crime / Re: Armed Fulani Herdsmen Engage Soldiers In Gun Battle In Benue. Photos by mrmachine: 8:49pm On Aug 05, 2018
Sebi Oshiomo said the killings is not done by Fulani herdsmen? APC can lie
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Solar Energy, A Complement To FTA by mrmachine: 6:41am On Aug 03, 2018
Hello bro, I really feel you deep down. The guy John is not really experienced or may be you put in a corner of tight budget. I am not a fan of prag because they have worse customer service even the people we know on this forum that are dealers to the company are not really better off, so I am not advertising for them. But I have that type of inverter before, and I really enjoyed it. It is very rugged. Please don't sell that baby, keep it since you are not running AC, it will still serve you. I used pressing iron on my phone even used it to pump about 0.5*hp pumping machine and the baby would only show one bar load indicator and the maximum it has ever shown was two bar when I pump and even put about 350w sfl611 scanfrost two door deep freezer. The problem is that you are not getting enough juice to replenish your power usage. If you are your using system in day, that ROY guy is very stupid, there is no way it can cope with your usage and still charge your batteries on just the three panels 900w that we are not even sure of how much is getting down.

My advice is to get mppt, just close eyes buy may be fangpusun 60a or 80a depending on your pocket, then be on look out for anyone here that want to sell fairly used batteries, before you are strong enough to buy new ones.

solibayo:


many thanks.

this guy is a fraud..no 2 way about it. he can't even produce receipts and has stopped responding to my messages

am almost sure he installed refurbished or fake items.

last we spoke b4 he stopped responding...he's telling me he can't return the batteries as they gave him only 2 wks to return.. batteries that are not even yet 6 months old as of today july 25 and they failed completely since late may

he's a fraudster

his name is john....no is 07069331631

has a jiji page that he uses to scam ppl

https://kintrojohnservices dot jiji dot ng

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