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Norman4real:
I'm purely here to read these funny stories and get a good laugh, forgive me for laughing at your pain my brothers

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
I have been laughing my ass off since I started reading o. I think say have na only me o

KaptainAfrika:
In the days of Blackberry.

It was my birthday and co-incidentally the first day of my 2nd Semester MSc Exams..

My ex didn't put my pic as her dp (not that bad, sure), EVERYONE NOTICED.

It was clear that my Long Distance Relationship was sinking faster than what ever sinks fast.

On the day I was to submit my research proposal for my dissertation - she put a pic of her and a guy she claimed was her "friend",.

Till today, I am not sure if I submitted the draft or the final finished work of my Dissertation proposal - I sha got an F, as if that was not bad enough, I had to extend my visa for the carry-over class (not free), then attend the carry-over class (not free), and then painfully watch as my fellow compatriots left me in the UK while I worked on my research proposal (basically the same one I did) and then my dissertation which I finally submitted.

That folks, was a series of worse things my ex did for me.

Then I met a busty babe, who finished all the money in my account. When she broke up with me - I was already dating someone else. Hehehehehe.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

KoolBigk:
Lied to me she was pregnant. It was a mixed reaction for me though, I was happy with the news and started making necessary arrangement for her and the supposed baby.

I'm not Naija based, I only visited occasionally. she told me this news a day I was to travelled back abroad. while I was preparing to catch my flight, had to take her to the hospital to do pregnancy test, which came back negative.

I was mad for the stress she made me go through & for telling me her pastor called to tell her she was pregnant, & that she did self pregnancy test too.

lol lol lol lol lol lol
Weti person no go see for this world Abeg

Peappy49:
He kept lying about irrelevant things and even involved his colleague in his office to call me to confirm his lie. But each time he lied, I knew he was lying that was how issues started. He even lied about his age

why would he lie about his age..
Did he increase it or decrease it.

[quote author=zionmde post=88906972]Some of her wedding pictures were taken with the phone i bought for her[/quote
lol ...
what we do for love

Julietsim:
U don't understand. Having sex everyday can be tiring. It also affect the Virgina. U think it is easy for women? It is not. I sometimes have pain because it is too much. We didn't have sex until we were married. I never knew he was like this.

HAQ HAQ HAQ.
you don't know what is going on

emddi:
OK.Let me tell you a little about God.
God is using human beings as an experiment to determine what we really consider life to be.
Yes..,he created food and everything on earth for our pleasure.
But God is using this to test if we truly value him more(the soul within) or the things he created for sensual pleasure(sex,food e.t.c)
About the G and g,it like saying Father and sons.

Tell me about God? lol
u can not tell about who you don't know.
Your human Psychology will still dealing with you on this aspect. But, it's well.
Tell me about God indeed.

emddi:
Matthew 10 31-34:Again the Jews picked up stones to stone Jesus,because he a mere man claims to be God.
Jesus answered them,'is it not written in your law,"I have said you are gods".

This doesn't still change the reality that has eluded you.
at least u started your God with g.

emddi:
Wonder why Jesus said "I am the bread of life.whoever believes in me will never go hungry,whoever believes in me will never be thirsty".
Ask your self,does God eat?If we were Created in the image and likenessof God,then we can very well go without food if we choose to pay the price.

And that will be death.
Then , God will be mad for creating a person that neglected using the reasoning he gave freely.
And, you are not God and can never be close to what he represents. The earlier u wake, the better.

emddi:
Me adding food was because I wanted to make a strong point;azzin if one can go without food(the very need for survival),then what is sex?

It made ur comment out of point.
No matter how far u claimed to go without food and water forever together with that ur spirituality, you will see yourself coming back to it because u need it to live. except, you have decided to meet ur creator.

Unlike sex, the person will not die but it will be continues struggle to overcome the natural inclination in him because of his Christian beliefs.

SlimChay:
Just because I am not saintly or a saint doesn't mean I am the devil.

Humans have,and will always come short of the glory of God due to sins committed knowingly or unknowingly. Therefore,it is imperative to guide our hearts to try and be good or at least better than our initial state.

In all we do, we should be more good than bad.

After all, the book of Ecclesiastes 7, 16-18 reads and I quote.

"So don't be too good or too wise, why kill yourself ? But don't be too wicked or too foolish either, why die before you have to ? Avoid both extreme. If you have reverence for God,you'll be successful anyway"

I love ur composure and composition of your message. It's far better than those that claimed they could go forever without food and water . Very unwise thought.
May ur wisdom oil never dry.

sunshineV:
He can go without food for ever but still eat and drink wine to refresh


Better don't kill yourself. God god laff u ooo

lol, this guy talk say God go laugh am.

emddi:
He did eat,but he could go without food forever..,Just as you can go without your mobile phone but you are using it now

lol
This guy is funny.

emddi:
that is how it is also with sex,food and water.it's all in your mind

lord have mercy.

Dannyfan:
I'm not an advocate of sexual immorality. But my point is you can't go forever in marriage without sex. I'm a christain and I have heard marriage being dissolve by the joining priest bcus of sex. Teach me how we can go forever without sex in marriage

Someone is claiming that he can go forever without food and water here o with spirituality as he said .
I wonder if the ask most people to always comment without thinking properly here at times .

emddi:
It really depends how you view life.
If you consider life to be mere matter,then maybe one can't go forever without sex.
But if you consider life to be largely spiritual,believe me one can go forever without sex,food or water.

You don't really need to add the food and water u added there man. It doesn't make your reply sound. Just focus on the sex being discussed.

Ishilove:
That's cannibalism, bro. I can't eat my family member.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol till he eats u

Ishilove:
Transitioning from adolescent to adult? He is an adult.
At least that is what his big, dangling balls suggest...

find the dog a mate, his hormones are raging .

JasonJidenna:
You think all those "Cuddling are for nothing?

He knacks Matilda when you're busy doing your make-up.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

JasonJidenna:
His recent behaviour can also be attributed to his romantic affairs with Matilda, your chicken. He's just trying to impress her.


My dog finds it so easy to embarrass me before the world, as I said before in one of the thread here, she's now a full-blown lesbian, and I am currently looking for buyers.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

ChoCho54:
Well, my aunt is Nene and my friend in uni is Nene too and both are from Abia. I am from owerri myself and I am only correcting a wrong assumption

OK. if you say so.

cerpvad:
The same way I know teenagers of her age spread their legs for ugly looking grandpas for money and expensive material things

your conclusion is based on assumptions.

cerpvad:
That number ten no dey work nowadays ohhhh. Go and tell that to that popular teenage pretty lady actress who married her grandpa age mate

how you take know that they are not attracted to each other

ChoCho54:
Nene means "Look" literally, and short form for Nnenne, Nebechi, Nnemdi, Nnebuife, Nneoma, Nnebuisi, Nnedi etc

Dear, you just wrote in the nonsense.
Nene is not an Igbo name. You are trying too hard to link it to those names u wrote up there. Your assumptions is playing tricks on you.

eyinjuege:
That's her 3rd husband.

She married someone else after her 1st husband (Jaye Aboderin) died.
She divorced her 2nd husband (Emeka Nzeribe) and he was indeed alive and well when they divorced
She remarried a third time to this man (Daniel Ademinokan) here, and both relocated abroad because he was married to another actress.
I guess the 3rd time is a charm applies in her case
She only has children for her 1st husband.

All are correct except the 3rd.
Daniel Ademinokan was legally divorced when he married Damascus. Get the fact.

famousroland:
It's Quite surprising that i read the comments to this point to check if anyone will Mention RMD but no one... Stella and RMD that year...

Couple in most films then. Lovely to watch though.

pocohantas:
I don’t know why Nigerians can’t be realistic. I keep saying this thing- take the child away. You can’t always be there to protect the child and you can’t force love out of some humans.

Very simple and they’ll be getting all touchy/emotional.

o di egwu o

StrongandMighty:
what's the meaning of Nene in Igbo?

same question I asked o. I want to know too.

ChoCho54:
Sorry Nnenne means grandmother.

I took time to lecture you cos I knew you were truly ignorant but what's my reward? More insults from a mere boy yet to learn how to bathe himself.

Don't make me invoke the gods of my forefathers for your sake.

what does Nene mean in igbo?

pocohantas:
When I say things, people who want to be politically correct would start wànking with my comment.

You can’t claim to be a good man/human and watch your spouse abuse a child. It is impossible. Since you have already made the error of marrying a witch, return the child to the parents and live with your wife. One guy has complained of how his mother is beating the cousin and I have said it again- take that child away! Politically correct people say I am wicked.

I do hope this woman and her husband are jailed. It is a very simple stuff.

No one with this your thoughts should be tagged wicked. Those that are wicked are those who will support such wicked act. If they can't protect the kid from abuse, then, they should send the kid back and manage their shit themselves. Very simple .

Deepfeel:
For him to keep mute shows he knows something about it.

U don't say..na WA o

IME1:
Happy birthday to her

Why is it that when people are in 'the abroad' they must take picture where foreigners must show?

Because they are in foreign land.
same thing will happen if People take pictures in African land, the background will show that they are in Africa.
Now u see .