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egopersonified:
ok, I am thinking, can't they become lesbians?

u can't just suggest or force sexuality on people. A Hetero person will also be looking out for a partner from the opposite sex. The may do flings but their mind will never be there.

veave:
You're an adult......
1. You can call them aside especially the boys and advice them one on one.

2. Start chooking the children word small small. Make it public where people are at least shame go catch them.

3. You can talk to their mother, put fear in her body. Tell her the too much work will kill her husband fast and she'll be a widow.

4. Mind your business.

I strongly advise that you go with number 4. Thanks

lol you're funny and sensible. These are valid points and suggestions, if he's bold enough.

AFONAMARO:
I weep for comments like this. You mean he should go do chores for a man with 6 irresponsible fools so he could be taken serious?

I bet you go around looking for people to assist with chores in your vicinity.

Father Christmas!

Either the guy is stupid or just seeking attention. Very stupid way to think. he will do worse if he is a father or become one.

Bluehill1051:
Why don't you help him sometimes?
In my own opinion, you're worse than those children. It is your type that will rather take photos of a dying person than actually saving them.

You are very crazy in an extraordinary way. Including all those that like this your stupid comment.
You have the same spoiled rotten attitude with the landlord's children that why you are blind to see clearly.

Olude193:
She's different because she smiles, make more money in sales..

Most important she cooks and doesn't collect a dime...


This last part is all planned... Where she get the money to be cooking for you.. her salary abi.. you just a hungry pedophile..

She won't even pick up a toasters call in your front... She will even tell you she's never seen a third leg.. until you put her in the house then you know that she's as wild as a lioness...



You just an Ode at almost 40

At your age you are suppose to have done your findings before coming to give us half baked information..

Have you even prayed about it


Come here and be giving us physical information..


Nonsense

Later you will come back here and open a new thread with a new moniker writing


New wife ruins business, was she too young

you're talking in the nonsense

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Olude193:
She's different because she smiles, make more money in sales..

Most important she cooks and doesn't collect a dime...


This last part is all planned... Where she get the money to be cooking for you.. her salary abi.. you just a hungry pedophile..

She won't even pick up a toasters call in your front... She will even tell you she's never seen a third leg.. until you put her in the house then you know that she's as wild as a lioness...



You just an Ode at almost 40

At your age you are suppose to have done your findings before coming to give us half baked information..

Have you even prayed about it


Come here and be giving us physical information..


Nonsense

Later you will come back here and open a new thread with a new moniker writing


New wife ruins business, was she too young

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Olude193:
She's different because she smiles, make more money in sales..

Most important she cooks and doesn't collect a dime...


This last part is all planned... Where she get the money to be cooking for you.. her salary abi.. you just a hungry pedophile..

She won't even pick up a toasters call in your front... She will even tell you she's never seen a third leg.. until you put her in the house then you know that she's as wild as a lioness...



You just an Ode at almost 40

At your age you are suppose to have done your findings before coming to give us half baked information..

Have you even prayed about it


Come here and be giving us physical information..


Nonsense

Later you will come back here and open a new thread with a new moniker writing


New wife ruins business, was she too young

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Olude193:
She's different because she smiles, make more money in sales..

Most important she cooks and doesn't collect a dime...


This last part is all planned... Where she get the money to be cooking for you.. her salary abi.. you just a hungry pedophile..

She won't even pick up a toasters call in your front... She will even tell you she's never seen a third leg.. until you put her in the house then you know that she's as wild as a lioness...



You just an Ode at almost 40

At your age you are suppose to have done your findings before coming to give us half baked information..

Have you even prayed about it


Come here and be giving us physical information..


Nonsense

Later you will come back here and open a new thread with a new moniker writing


New wife ruins business, was she too young

Iseoluwani:
i only asked him a que which i know the answer so as to correct his doctrinal error...

Be more diplomatic in such smiliar situation. it will save you from a lot of stress and unnecessary drama I tell you.
Two fingers.

Lordfranklin:
The message poses no harm in fact, those criticisms are what I need right now but the sender has some kind of hidden problem with me. I just know so.

it's well

jogsman01:
I would have loved to read comments but I just need to get this out of my mind......
The statement was from my mum. I came back home from the football field that day and She told me "you're playing football with those who are already in school and you're here eating my food, you better find something to do with your life".

And I replied her that day; "mum, if he finishes school before me doesn't mean he'll have a brighter future than me".

Today, I'm done with my HND, B. Eng in progress, and already got a good paying job. My very good friend which my mum made reference to actually dropped out.

She said what a mother would say. I bet that is what kept u focused even though it hurt u.

Iseoluwani:
just 2wks ago, i corrected a man theological error and in the mist of everybody, there he said my problem is that i know too much, i have read too much books and all that, even after showing them prove unfortunately i was lambasted for over 20mins in a public glare, simply the person was just my elder.... i just promised myself even if i know the solution i will swallow it.


it pained me and i have moved on

You embarrassed the guy in public gathering , what did u expect after that? You should have done it tactically . Lol sorry

24kmagic:
This is the best you could come up with? Were science students exempted from taking English classes in school? Instead of you to just stop at the normal "typo error" lie or add the "auto correct" lie, you resorted to insults.

No be you go run your mouth say you de do masters?

I honestly don't see how "running a master's program" relates with the topic of the thread.

One word --- Pride!

That's her goal and if she succeeds in getting it, then it is her achievement . Stop dragging her.

Lordfranklin:
Such a coincidence! Someone actually said something painful to me today. So far, it's the most painful thing someone has ever said about me. He/She sent it through this Krool(forgotten the spelling sha) app. It reads: "xyz learn to accept your weaknesses. Don't be too confident in yourself"
Till this very moment I am still trying to demystify what the sender meant by that.

Don't you have weaknesses? Everyone does. I don't think that should be painful to u as u are going with it. Don't be too hard on yourself Bro.

Goldenheart:


Back in 2008

She said she didn't have my number anymore because her contact was full and she needed to delete someone...

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Choi ! Lord have mercy. very painful

0810

zigirl56:
I use to watch porn and I've never mastubated before. I just saw it as fun, I started out of curiosity of knowing what sex looks like without practicing it. It's difficult to believe but it's very possible to be watching porn without mastubating or having sex most especially if a girl is a virgin

but u wet ur panties

sammyyoung129:
Like seriously I don't know weather am the only doubt if ladies watch porn

ĺike it's only men that does?

Alvin212:
You watch porn

And you're a girl

Girls don't watch porn?

The same people that beat task force?

You invaded someone's privacy, in his own house, instead of apologizing U'r threatening him? Imagine.
OK, what if he was having sex with the beautiful girlfriend when you walked in on him, will you still threaten him with reporting him to your pastor and parent because he's sexing ?

Please don't forget to post her reply here. You write well.

saucepan:
A friend's wedding, she hired police band to play live music. Police band came with a generator that was used by Lord Lugard. Gen no fit start. That is how all of us turned to musicians. We were clapping, singing on top of our voices for the couple to dance in. Worst part is that we couldn't beat the Police band. In fact, they insisted on full payment before wedding.�

lord lugard? � lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

Litigant:
So she left without no one, just her family who came to pick her to church,
We were all there looking at the tailor, once she finish your dress u go outside to look for bike or Keke to take you to church. The first person got there when they were almost done with joining and blessing.

Kaii I felt for he bride, imagine entering the church alone, not even one person behind you, wedding that you've been dreaming all your life

Anyways only few of us could make it to church, the rest of us they just texted to say church is over and we should just go to the reception venue. Our dress was ugly AF. I was just praying not to see anyone I know, it was that horrible.. u just have to wear it cos you want to support your friend.

When we were leaving hotel room, she brought out a new material and was sewing and then told us not to lock our room door that she will still be inside working so we left her inside without paying much attention .

Getting to the reception venue with other ladies, we met the bride outside already waiting, the hall packed full, live band playing and etc

Where is my dress? The bride asked
What dress
My reception dress? The woman didn't give u any dress to give me
Ohhhhh, that's the material she just remove and was about to start making when we left the hotel room

Omo this bride burst cry again, her family and husband were threatening fire
We will arrest this tailor
She must sleep in cell
How can she spoil someone's Happy day like dat

See so much anger in the air, we rushed to buy malt and milk and mix for the bride to drink, she was beginning to run temperature
Everyone was trying to persuade her to enter with her wedding gown. She refused, said she didn't plan her day like that.

Later Sha, she and her husband and some family members went back to the hotel to meet the tailor, we waited for hours, guests were beggining to come out to ask questions, they were sharing food already, bride and the groom no where to be found.

Las las, she came back wearing her reception dress, I think they waited till she finished it and I hear a big fight happened at the hotel with the tailor and the bride's family

Arrrrgghh, the gown was badly made, not ironed , or pressed, all the flair standing in am awkward way.
She almost couldn't dance , she was exhausted and just wanted to go and rest
I felt for her, can't imagine my happiest day like that.

You see tailors? Fear them. I think she didn't disturb d tailor enough. You give cloth to tailor and you're not calling her everyday, going to her place like everyday just to make sure your work is going on. But this tailor gave my friend so much assurance that she legit trusted her so much

I dunno if she was later arrested. I left even before they finish reception

All the blame should go to the seamstress. She won a contract that was paid. She is mad not to deliver within the agreed time.

baysan:
Mine was actually my sister's wedding which was held 2 weeks ago, Everything went cool, not untill one among the Alfa's (Islamic cleric) we invited, ran away with all the money they made, up-till this moment the Alfa has not been caught,All his close contact could not even trace him......

lol lol lol

Litigant:
October wedding, the bride created bridesmaid WhatsApp group since early August o, for us to choose style and all. She added the tailor too. The tailor was sending some complicated Beyonce styles , we all said noooo, please make a simple style, we sent simple and finer styles, this tailor refused, said the one she chose is what she will make . We should not worry, it will be fine... Sent tons and tons of measurements for us to do and send to her.

A day before wedding, we all went there early on friday, so that we can check out the dress and incase if there is any adjustments to do. We call tailor Taya, she didn't pick, waited for the tailor o in our hotel room, the bride called and called...for where She didn't pick, since morning

She came around 10pm. Rushed it with 2hefty bags...

So sorry I've been busy but the dresses are ready now, please if I call your name come for your dress.
Omo this woman remove dress and it was nothing close to the picture she sent, oversize, ugly, she hasn't even fixed the hands, just the body. She just made a gown with ugly flair without hand, same size for everyone, biiig

We all looked at ourselves in disbelief, wetin be this?
Don't worry the hand won't take long to fix, please everyone come and wear and let's see the adjustment to make . It's just to adjust and put the hand, it won't take long. She came alone o, no apprentice or someone to help her.


We all know say we don enter one chance, for God's sake the wedding is in few hours, and our dresses isn't ready yet? Since August?

Okay now lemme burst your bubble, she told the chief bridesmaid she would bring her dress in the morning for her, guess what? She never even cut am God is my witness I'm not making this up

Okay start the adjustment and fixing of hand, let's use the whole night to fix this..she said she will come first thing the next morning, that she need to rush home. Hmmmm gave us all the nonsense assurance.


We started calling this woman from 5am in the morning, the makeup artist came, did everyone makeup, no cloth to wear, chief bridesmaid don't even have any hope atall, nothing,
6am, 7am, 8am almost 9 before she rushed over, sweating, service starts 10:30.
The bride was ready, dressed and all, nobody to follow her, not one single soul, we were all tying wrapper, she started crying, deep tears, cursing the woman, she was hoping that atleast one person gown among us will be ready, so the person can follow her to church to help adjust her gown, veil and help with all the general help bestlady do give... no one was ready o.. makeup ready but nothing to wear. Omo this bride was saaaaaaadddd, we had to drag her out of the room before pesin go faint.
the bride's people were downstairs, waiting for her to come down because service go soon start.... iyawo where are you, we are late ooo come ooo

The tailor didn't even touch our dress, she brought out the chief bridesmaid material and was cutting and recutting

Omo this Tori long ooo

what nonsense! lol lol lol lol. imagine. after all the money and time and all

Chamber2000:
I did bestman for a friend and I was in my hotel room relaxing and didn't know wedding was about to start. When I was called and started hurrying, my zipper got spoilt.

I manage that one then to wear shoe I now found out I didn't pack my shoes from Lagos

Pastor said the couples can't March into church without the whole bridal train and groom caterpillar abi wetin dem dey call am.

I started lookin for where to buy shoes same time and I saw one local one. Paid and ran to church. My guy no fit talk na d wife want to use swear finish boyo life.

We now marched into church by 11am. The pastor had already got wind of me being the cause of the delay asked me to stand up. He tongue lashed me like a school boy. I just stood there fuming inside but I bottled it up.

After church service I was to take pictures with couples and the rest, I disappear again to go work on my zipper. When I came back reception has already started and the bride told me if I come near them she will so fight me.

I jejely carried the babe that I got as one of my aso ebi to my hotel.

Never you disrupt an evening newspaper wedding plans or wedding.

lol guy u no try o

domesifa:
As DJ, bride had informed me she wouldn't dance to any other kind of music except gospel. Groom was ok with anything current and popular. Couple entry: gospel music. Interludes: gospel music. Couple dance: gospel music

Groom signalled for a change to secular; guests cheered and jumped on the dance floor. Bride paused her steps; complained through her looks, groom and I ignored. She then made her disapproval visible, hoping that the guests would be in her support. No. She received jeers, backlashes, rants and abuses. Bride began to cry

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol... she's the only Jesus pikin nah lol

Orgym:
If someone tells you that he/she has a perfect marriage, just know right away that he/she is a great liar.
Couples fight and fight badly for that matter, but it's the ability to revise ones stand, communicate with respect, and be honest with each other, that determines the survival of any marital relationship.
If you remove pride and arrogance in your marital relationship, the marriage is already 90% promising, stable, peaceful and can thus, stand the test of time.
Invest in your marriage through giving, talking and compromising here and there.
Your business as a stakeholder should be what to do to make your home peaceful and stable for you, your spouse, and your children's enjoyment.
Stop running to 3rd parties who equally have their own challenges they are probably hiding and managing. You may end up getting nothing positive or helpful from such friends, family members, church/mosque members, and colleagues to whom you are exposing or trading what should be the secrets of your home.
Broken home is like a war. No party goes uninjured. Each party goes with an injury they nurse for the rest of their lives. That is the reality. Whichever party claims unaffected/uninjured is a chronic liar, chronic pretender, and an unrepentant soul, l mean he/she is stone hearted. Such a person has no idea of what a good home should be. He/she is ignorant of the positive impact of unbroken relationship on the home itself, the community, the church/mosque congregation, and the society at large.
No amount of success in life could compensate for failure at home. Ensure that your home is not scattered. Repair it now before it is too late.
If your home is experiencing separation now, ensure that you shed your pride and compromise to arrest it from drifting to a broken home.
Stop narrating your home affairs around to seek sympathy. Most people you have taken your story to, and are supporting you, are in their own homes, keeping their homes intact, sympathising with you, while you are already out of your own home.
To be sincere with you, what you will be treated to outside your home will not be what you bargained for. Think now and go back. May God help and bless you.
In marriages, we are all managing each other and there is no perfect marriage and till death, couples must continue to manage each other.
If your marriage will last, manage your spouse, there is no perfect marriage out there.
I have come to understand that marriages in our contemporary society are faced with diverse challenges, ranging from financial limitations to sexual challenges. So many homes today are at the verge of collapse because of the inability of both partners to satisfy each other on bed. So many married women today find it difficult to be the woman of their hubby as they lack certain knowledge on sexology. The resultant effect is the negative impart it has in the marriage. So many homes are in the hand of intruder (aka side chicks and cocks). Many married men today can go a long way to satisfy their side chick but cannot do same to their woman at home because of factors suchas low libido, lack of sex education, e.t.c. It is always my desire, to make a meaningful contribution towards ameliorating sexual challenges in different homes.
Various sexuality topic ranging from those involving women only and men are discussed. Topic on how a woman can spice up her marriage is my priority.
Personal hygiene, sexual position, body exploration, persionate sex, hand job,
vaginal hygiene and other related topics shall be discussed extensively.
This group is meant for the married and mature people in serious relationship.
you can inbox me or chat me on whatsapp here zero seven zero five three nine two four four nine zero.

u have spoken well

nkemdi89:
The lady in question is happily married with a beautiful son now to a man that knows all her story .

Woo.. nice she remarried.
Is she still demanding or change her view on such. or lucky to hook on a rich dude that cater all her request?

nkemdi89:
They gone their seperate ways now .

waste of time, money and emotion.

bukatyne:
That your friend na joke
The husband is better off without her.

Exactly.. u can imagine o as if na only chop she come chop

nkemdi89:
A friend of mine marriage barely survived five months because of failure from the husband to replace her Iphone 5 that got stolen on their wedding day.

lol . is that one marriage. na material marriage be that. This type can't even stay during hard times.

Ochuksbaba:
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Me too

I already told my People I wouldn't marry just wanna have 2 baby Mama's like em Flavour & OBO,,right now my Pastor is using my name to preach in church as example of a lost sheep

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol