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Donnie
I have no real problem with religious organizations spending their hard earned money as they please.The queston still remains who owns
Christ Embassy,business and other assets? Pastor Chris or Church members.
If Pastor Chris dies who inherits the church and business?
I'm just curious,make u no vex

Fox,
Na u bko you get am gbam

Kai,na so money dey this Holy business . I don start my own business (sic) church be dat o.
the name of my church na PAY YOUR TITHE 24/7 MINISTRIES.
No okada or danfo driver allowed.
You must legislooter,senator or governor,
You must work in bank,oil company in fact must earn at lest N100K
My pipol make una imagine wetin i go make if i get 10% of Bayelsa fund.
I get to pratice my Speaking in Tongues,that na good proof say i be man of (sic) God

Queensheba,
you must have got story from OUT THERE TV or those supermarket magazines with stories like my mother is from Jupiter,i married a mermaid, plz
make u make me laff.infact i dey laff my A$$ off.
U try sha no be ur fault

Wahala nefer stat,wetin dey for oyibo land be forward ever backward nefer 

Bro Bolex,
The question still remains if a Time Machine becomes a reality wouldn't that solve most of the religious strive in the world,at lest we would know for sure if.
world was created in 6 days
Mohammad was a terrorist or a prophet
we can go into future and get the cure for all deceases or better still go back in time and prevent it
if Jesus was the son of God.
The fact is that technology offers possibilities,the fundamental difference between Africa and the rest of the world is the investment these developed countries have spent in science and engineering and not if they pray VIOLENT PRAYERS,SPEAKING IN TONGUES AND COLLECTING TITHES.
Bolex you are smart man and must now know that science remains objective,if it can be proven then it can be done.
You can be true to your profession if you know that you travel instantly from one point of the globe to another just because it was no ordained by God.

People,
In the Indian culture its the woman that pays dowry to the mans family! strange but true,the average dowry in India is 50,000 Rupees thats about $1100 USD and most poor families can't afford that.Being married to a snake saves you a life time of bondage.
Indian system of believe in reincatnation and reverence for the king cobra must have push this woman in this marriage and  snakes and everything associate with them moves a woman from a lower caste to higher one

Bolex,

Let me break this down for you,scientist spend a lot of time coming up with crazy ideas and engineers come up with how to implement those ideas.
From Newton to Einstein their ideas are still in use today.Many scientist have theorized the possibility of Time Travel and their loads of engineers
working with scientist to make this a reality.
Think about it we can travel back in time and see who ate the apple in the garden of Edenand if possible prevent it,find out who was Cains wife,the Flood etc wouldn't
that be great thing.We can also stop all the wars that has claimed millions of life and kill off bad people like Hitler.
You are right if i was aborted i would be here typing,if Hitler,Saddam,Idi Amin,Stalin,Bin laden and don't forget our very own Abacha were all
aborted the world would a much happier place.
I guese that would be trying God,or then again it wouldn't be if lest say you lost a family member in Sosoliso crash.

Mr Bolex,
If you pastor says her can make cancer disappear or invisible,you would shout praise the Lord.
I wonder how you got into engineering or maybe you are doing it because mummy dear wants you be an engineer.
Every technology that has seen the light of day has had its criticism,from airplanes,organ transplant,IVF,submarines etc
because God did not ordain it.On this site we have people who are holier than thou complaining abortions,but what
these people fail to realize is the West,Japan and China are prosperous because of all forms birth control which Africans reject
because its not biblical and koranic

Its sad that humans have stoop so low just to move up the social ladder i.e Indian caste system.

http://www.csuchico.edu/~cheinz/syllabi/asst001/spring98/india.htm

This definitely not funny

A. When u dey burn your sacrifice add Ambir Purr,the scent would be pleasing to God and neighbours alike

B.Your daugter matter thats easy,no need to sell am outright just love-vendor her out you go get more money per ass

C.Mensural uncleaniness,that one i still dey think about dat one!anyway sha u fit scan them before them enter ur holyness aka bedroom

Its sad that many Made In Nigeria churches place so much emphases on tithes and offerings compared to what is obtainable in mostly white dominate member churches.Last Christmas i was at a Nigerian church and the pastors Christmas and new years massage to his customers was God would punish all those who didn't pay their Euros.
How much do our Senators pay for their tithe,10% of his salary or 10% of stolen money?
The churches scare venerable people in third world countries because everything is unstable and the people need to believe in miracles and the after life and of course you can't get blessed or get to heaven without paying your tithe and offering

Badman888,
thank you jare

ha ha ho ho,
ol' boy i don die for laff

thanx

Freeda,
I'm sorry am not your mayor @ Ogun state poly.

Cheers

TO BE NIGERIAN WITHOUT ANY STRONG CONVICTIONS ABOUT RELIGION BE IT CHRISTIANITY,ISLAM EVEN BABALAWO AND WITCHES IS
LIKE BEING WORSE THAN BEING BIN LADEN.
I DO BELIEVE IN GOD BUT NOT IN DIVINE INTERVENTION,I'VE ALWAYS  WONDERED WHY CLAIMS OF CURE OF AIDS IS ALWAYS FROM THIRD WORLD
COUNTRIES LIKE NIGERIA AND ALWAYS FROM CUSTOMERS OF MADE IN NIGERIA CHURCHES

So God speaks in tongues nah wah.
Adam, Abraham,Jacob,Isaac, Moses,Samuel remember these people and even Paul there is no account of God babbling ki kodwbvlc thw o to these men.In all accounts the conversations was in a tongue they use every day, God called Samuel twice and the third he answered "speak for thy servant hearet"
Jesus actually spoke to Saul who later became Paul on the road to Damascus and I know its not in atylqw kwer yayya papapa maa si wj.I never forget wetin dem teach me for sunday skool

Hi Charlisco, what you've  experienced is called CA-TAPLEXY

http://www.narcolepsy.org.uk/narcolepsy/cataplexy/attacks/show_page

A friend of mine has an attack once a month or twice.She fell at work one day and co-workers taught she was dead because they couldn't detect any pulse.She gets the feeling of something or someone been in her bedroom and pressing her down as she sleeps.Its quite scary.

@Donnie

Bros, you didn't answer the question.
Does God talk to people in Tongues?
God being a Spirit does NOT need a haha kuku uu nanijh;jibdiuvvops to talk to an angel as the angel would automatically know what Gods wants done.
Can you tell us what one syllable means as that would indeed help us understand kaki yay ajfvfgv;'eddkewb .eowerw; and we would all understand the language of HEAVEN and that would make the world a better place.
I think i would asked my Babalawo what kind language the Devil and his angels undestand apart from katar lfaldold hshue  tikq heaven Tongue

MOTHER VS WIFE IS TOO EASY FOR A NAIJA MAN.
THE REAL QUESTION IS YOUR ONLY CHILD AND YOUR MOTHER BOTH NEED YOUR KIDNEY,YOUR MOTHER IS A PERFECT MATCH BUT YOUR ONLY CHILD IS PROBABLE MATCH.DO YOU GIVE IT TO

MOTHER DEAR=PERFECT MATCH=SHE LIVES=ONLY CHILD DIES
ONLY CHILD=PROBABLE MATCH=RISK REJECTION =BOTH DIE