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Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Beautiful Niece Is Available For Model Bookings by mrNEMZY(m): 6:26pm On Apr 17, 2019
Do you seriously want to be the one to introduce this young girl into this life?
PoliticsRe: Akpabio In Fresh Crisis As Presidency Bars Him From Aso Rock by mrNEMZY(m): 6:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
Are you saying that akpabio has been used and dumped?

APC is scum!
PoliticsRe: APC Replies Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Over Money In Circulation Tweet by mrNEMZY(m): 6:14pm On Apr 17, 2019
blackpanda:
See this one that does not have pvc sad
It is your father that doesn't have pvc.
PoliticsRe: Captaiid Mohammed Yelwa Killed By Hoodlums In Port-harcourt, Rivers State. Photo by mrNEMZY(m): 6:11pm On Apr 17, 2019
Noel1:
So, na Police dey good to kill?

YOU ARE A DUMB undecided
I have been dealt with the police, just because I came out to watch football. A lot of people has been in my shoes as well. They'll keep abusing their power till people start to fight back.

Nonsense
PhonesRe: Now That Airtel Did Like Mtn, Night Plan Now 250 Mb For #25, Instead 500mb by mrNEMZY(m): 4:21pm On Apr 17, 2019
Whit their extremely crappy network the should increase it to 1gb and still beg us to subscribe.

When people take on glo, I just laugh bcoz they've not tried airtel.

Nonsense network
PoliticsRe: APC Replies Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Over Money In Circulation Tweet by mrNEMZY(m): 3:48pm On Apr 17, 2019
Who did we offend as a nation?
How did we end up with bubu again?
PoliticsRe: Captaiid Mohammed Yelwa Killed By Hoodlums In Port-harcourt, Rivers State. Photo by mrNEMZY(m): 12:32pm On Apr 17, 2019
They didn't see police to kill, it's army. They should be severely punished for killing the wrong man in uniform.

Nonsense
RomanceRe: Hungry Girls: My Very Own Personal Experience by mrNEMZY(m): 12:18pm On Apr 11, 2019
My man, you are extremely broke!
EducationRe: Breaking!!!: Snake Found And Killed In Kogi Versity Hostel Water Tank (see Pics) by mrNEMZY(m): 10:23am On Apr 11, 2019
How does a snake break a tank, the snake dey gym?

We no come see the snake sef.

This op is high on some quality shit.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniel Slays In Her New Honeymoon Photos by mrNEMZY(m): 5:46pm On Apr 09, 2019
It's either this lady pays for her news to always be on Nairaland, or the op that went to her page to save these pictures and constantly use it to disturb our cyber space is very stupid.

Nonsense
PoliticsRe: Why Do Most Igbos Passionately Dislike Buhari? by mrNEMZY(m): 8:00am On Apr 09, 2019
The amount of anti Igbo threads being created daily in Niraland is more than alarming. The mods, seun or whoever is in charge seems to see nothing wrong in it.

This are baby steps to war, and when/if it happens, we will all remember the wonderful work of Nairaland in fanning the flames.

To the op, I tried my best to read your story and I also tried my best to place my self in your side of the narrative, but truth be told I couldn't finish the junk you cooked up there. You have allowed tribalism to blind you and you have allowed it to kill the love you should have for this nation.
Anyone that knows this administration knows that it is the worse, Economically, security wise, nepotically, etc.

Keep supporting malady in a bid to get a presidential ticket to your zone.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Flaunts Wads Of Dollars And Says Her Empire Is Loading by mrNEMZY(m): 4:53am On Apr 09, 2019
I only pity those deceived by her.

Those who are envious of this kind of showmanship deserve more pity because they are greater fools.
CelebritiesRe: Heat Cannot Kill Me, Man Shared His Nude Pictures Online. Photos by mrNEMZY(m): 4:45am On Apr 09, 2019
He looks severely malnourished
PoliticsRe: The Police Station Built By Shauibu Saleh, Kaduna North LGA Chairman by mrNEMZY(m): 4:41am On Apr 09, 2019
Police station wey look like bank.

Innocent Nigerian : But I thought bail was 25k?
Police : Does this look like a poor police station to you? You were detained under AC, good furnitures and other suitable conditions. Bail is 50k and above.
Innocent Nigerian : But what is my crime?
Police : Being a Nigerian is a crime. You can also pay with POS, or better still, we have an ATM over there.

Nonsense
HealthRe: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by mrNEMZY(m): 8:36pm On Apr 08, 2019
Mimicle101:
My bro. 9ja mentality sometimes eh. Some dont even know that even HIV is not even a serious sickness compared to diabetics and cancer.
They don't know, and they don't want to. There are a lot worse things than HIV, better still, the treatment is free. People just keep being stupid.
PoliticsRe: Man Resurrected By South African Pastor Alph Lukau In Viral Miracle, Dies Again by mrNEMZY(m): 4:03pm On Apr 08, 2019
Some things are not meant to be joked with
HealthRe: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by mrNEMZY(m): 3:58pm On Apr 08, 2019
Go for test, if it's HIV, don't worry you will still live a very wonderful life, that's if you want to. Some people (foolish Nigerians), just declare death sentence on themselves for getting HIV.

On the other hand, if it's HIV and you don't go for test on time, and it develops to aids, you will then know great sorrrow.

And for the records, no girlfriend or boyfriend is worth raw sex, it's either you use condoms or you live with the consequences.
RomanceRe: Obsessed Fan Abandons Her Boyfriend, Rushes Wizkid On Stage & Kissed His Joystic by mrNEMZY(m): 10:11am On Apr 08, 2019
These ladies keep sexually molesting our male artists and nothing is being done.

Wizkid should sue the idiot for molesting him in public.
CelebritiesRe: Baddie Viral Becomes Actress After Going Braless & Twerking, Acts With Mercy by mrNEMZY(m): 10:02am On Apr 08, 2019
There is no difference between slay queen, hoe, and nollywood actress. They are different words used to define one term.

So, OP saying slay queen becomes actress is like saying; water becomes H2O.

Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: I Won't Sell My Virginity For 20M, But Offer Donjazzy Free, Nollywood Actress by mrNEMZY(m): 2:07pm On Apr 07, 2019
I think we all can agree that the new word for hoe is "nollywood actress"

Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Drives Convertible Ferrari In Abuja by mrNEMZY(m): 10:54am On Apr 07, 2019
How does someone strife for years, makes money, only for one lady with holes in her legs to come and collect a large chunk of it?
We men, are the ones doing ourselves.
RomanceRe: Lady Who Got Pregnant At 23 As A Virgin Without Penetrative Sex (pics) by mrNEMZY(m): 10:41am On Apr 07, 2019
This is not medically possible.

First off, the sperm has to be deposited in the vagina, ie near the external osteum of the female Instruments.

There is no way a sperm can find its way when deposited on the exterior vagina, no directional molecules to guide it's way

Finally, how does a sperm pass through an intact hymen?

I have come to the conclusion that this lady did not only lie, but took the whole Nigerians as fools. She should be jailed on account of trying to deceive a whole nation!

Nonsense
RomanceRe: Hot Sex: Reverend Fathers Impregnated 30 Nuns In Malawi (photos) by mrNEMZY(m): 3:50pm On Apr 05, 2019
30 Hot nuns!
They even prefer it it raw.
I hope they didn't infect the innocent priest with STI.
RomanceRe: Sexual Harassment: Slay Queens Struggle To Grab A Musician's 'Cassava' On Stage by mrNEMZY(m): 8:35am On Apr 05, 2019
If I were there, I would grab his balls and destroy one of it.
That's good punishment for his stupidity
RomanceRe: Dating A Baddest Shape & Big Ass Unwise Girl. My Predicament by mrNEMZY(m): 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2019
You go download picture of a lady that is not even Nigerian, use am dey talk bullshit.
That lady is the school teacher whom her pics went viral some months back.

Anyway, I no blame you. With this your type of English you can't get even the ugliest girl, Olosho dem go still reject you no matter how much you pay. So, continue dating pictures you see online.
CelebritiesRe: This Lady Says She Looks Like Nicki Minaj, Nigerian Celebrities Reacts (photos) by mrNEMZY(m): 8:51pm On Apr 03, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

That girl is far more beautiful than the hooligan Minaj. If she is exposed to the right makeup, she had appear way better. If I were her, I wouldn't wish to be her lookalike. No virtue.

To tag BBnaija Deeone a celebrity is like calling President Buhari a seasoned investor. An aberration.

Richdad
Person talk say im resemble Nicki Minaj, na why you compose all this essay?
CelebritiesRe: Ladies In Towel Go Gaga For Peter Okoye's #OneMoreNightChallengeDance by mrNEMZY(m): 4:23pm On Apr 03, 2019
Are these girls really broke?
Or just plain stupid?
SportsRe: Pogba To Demand £13.65m A Year Deal From Real Madrid by mrNEMZY(m): 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2019
I wish he takes rashford with him to Madrid �
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by mrNEMZY(m): 9:41pm On Jan 26, 2019
Grupo:
You will earn approximately ₦7,500
Thanks, but that's too low.

What if it was a period of 1 yr. Also if you know any other good investment that I should look into, for a period of 1 yr with that amount.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by mrNEMZY(m): 9:08pm On Jan 26, 2019
pls can someone help me.

I have 300k that I wouldn't use till next 4 months and am considering treasury bills. The thing is I don't really understand the math.

can someone pls explain to me, how much you would earn with that amount for a 91 days period.
HealthRe: I'm A Virgin HIV Positive Lady: Please Help! by mrNEMZY(m): 6:01pm On Jan 10, 2019
Hey op. Whatsapp me on 09036137677. I might be able to help
RomanceRe: Konji Na Bastard by mrNEMZY(m): 7:56pm On Nov 05, 2018
First let's get one thing clear, you f**ked up bro

That said, like someone else pointed out, if she is a full time hoe (in a brothel), those ones are much more careful with thier health bcoz of the nature of their job. I would have advised you go on a test together with the girl, but it may be hard to convince her.
Go to any general hospital, get PEP, that should be within 3 days from the time of ur foolishness. If you don't see it there go to any high class pharmacy, you can buy the drug, but it would be costly.

then I personally advice you go on a thorough STD test, probably 2-3 wks from now, because even if you have contacted an std, it would be under incubation, and early tests will miss it.

Finally stop playing with your health, always have a condom handy.

I hope this helps

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