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Every country should follow suit and deny Nigerians visa, they should go further and send the ones staying there home.

Let's all stop running away and either develope this shithole or destroy it completely.




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Misslagbaja:
I am a feminist and I am not depressed. Stop being an illiterate.

I would have lashed out on you, but...
The pity thing.
Worse of all, you might have reached the level where you don't even know you are depressed, you begin to see suicide as fun.


Don't hesitate to tell guys around to give you preek, with this your level of depression denial, I would prescribe daily preeking for the next one month, and thereafter, continue with at least once per week.

We must reduce depression among feminists



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Photography is now an enjoyable venture, the kind of things they see from this our female folks ehn.

This just confirms my point.

She was a feminist because she is an evening newspaper, and desperately lacks preek.

Immediately a guy came, she dropped her useless feminism.

See guys, whenever you see a feminist, have pity on them, they live a very depressing life, and they cling on to feminism just to avoid suicide. You can even extend the pity by offering them preek aswell, let's help reduce depression among the evening newspapers.





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I am more beautiful than this lady.




And yes, I am a guy.







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But I thought Yoruba people don't spray money like that?

Or is it only a sin when Igbo people do it?

A botten phone with 4G, Is it that Nokia wants to go completely obsolete?

Dentalgist:
You might be interested in this: https://www.nairaland.com/5190371/natural-teeth-whitening-fact-vs

I went to a private hospital 2 years ago to whiten my teeth, but after collecting consultation money from me, they told me that tooth whitening is not advisable, and I would need to come back time to time to re-whiten it.

Does whitening in hospital affect your enamels or gums?

What is this woman's work?

Like, what does she do?

Since this year MTN service has been very terrible, you barely hear anything on calls, I have tried to call them severally to complain, but once you call their customer service, you will start hearing Hausa. I don't know whether the customer service is meant for Hausa people alone.


I just settled for using other Sims in making calls

tohyorsih:
Many zeros?

You mean 0000000000000000?
OR

0.0000000000?

0.00000000

Onyi22:
I wish I was chioma

My name is David and I've got too many zeros in my account.
This could be us, you know

Kingdom - animalia
Phylum- mammals
Class - herbivorii
Order - Bootiga
Genus - Bootigae
Specie - Bootigae Asse

Common name - Assmels

If I were the Oba, I will tell them to do a girl on girl action.
After feeding my eyes, I will divorce them for commiting incest.


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The media is trying to sell us this man as a saint, but we refuse.

Ugwuanyi is the worst governor Enugu state has ever had.

Even if he can't build new things to create his own legacy, he should have atleast maintained what Sullivan did.

God bless Sullivan, thunder fire ugwuanyi


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tohyorsih2:
Congratulations


Unlike somebody whose name is Wizkid..Davido is a good father

And you know this, how?

Speaking for all aunties above 32 and still single:

We are still youths! we refuse to be called adults.
We have been dealing with people calling us evening newspapers, we can't take this age classification by FG.
We will not take it!

We have therefore reached the decision that if this is not reversed in 8 market days, we will all become feminists.


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This lady would soon take a shit and it would become news in nairaland

I just wish that this next four years would not be as bad as the last four. But it seems things are even getting worse.

So, hackers told Iggy to pose shirtless, took picture of her bress and edited it to look this sharp, then proceeded to leak it.

Damn! This hackers are good.


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Does it mean that I would finally get iPhone X max for 35k?

If not, nothing is falling.



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Someone would just wake up and type rubbish.


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Dem don run dis wan street

Who else was waiting for the content of the scroll?

Stunt! The bag wasn't hanged properly.

If he think he is strong, let him come and face Rambo the agbero guy that gave me a punch I can never forget. One blow from Rambo gave me instant memory loss.

Rambo is still the strongest man alive.

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Omotola don wor wor.

I'd gladly pick uche jumbo, that her ass

Let it drop already. I have been waiting for olamide to drop a hit

[quote author=sarrki post=78774928]Stimulated Atikulated see your Lord oooo


Corruption written all over him [/quote ]

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I don't know why you will be ugly and still choose to be stupid at the same time.


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