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Mekenz:
you are right bro to to frank, iam a native of obinagu UDI, whenever my friends pay's me a visit, they always admire my villa,Tared roads everywhere with beautiful houses everywhere.

Unem nwoke ndii?

Anyone that pays more than 1k for this shit-faced lady should be hanged by the balls.


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Nigeria should make this shit legal, at least it will create employment for our ladies

OP, you should see Udi town, Agbudu, Obinagu, in fact all villages in Udi local government Enugu state.


It's a pity that the media have deceived people into thinking that Igbos only develope other places. Igbo villages are constantly being developed by umu igbo from roads to houses to water supply, no one waits on the government.

So an Igbo man created the internet?

Every one is looking for a way out of this country.
The rich/lucky get visas and leave.
Those who can't afford visas choose suicide and peg the suicide on useless things like jamb result.

Nigeria as a nation is depressing.

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If they (USA, Canada, Europian countries, Asian countries) like, let them all deny Nigerians visa. We will still run away from this country and enter Ghana. Naija don cast!


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Foolish op!
Must you blame politicians?
As in, don't Nigeria have footballers? Or don't Senegal have politicians?


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Not only did you write rubbish, you as well used complex words to further complicate your rubbish.


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As A Nigerian, resident in Nigeria. I advice, Don't you ever think of coming back to this place.

Ok, let's say you successfully start up a business, you would have to face power, you will supply atleast 70% of the power you need, and you would still pay electricity agencies a lot for the 30% they would provide.
You would meet a lot of bottle necks, stupid people setting up stupid illegal taxes to enrich themselves, and you must comply, or they'll destroy your goods.
Let's say you overcome the above 2 and start up the business, then you have to face your biggest problem, marketing! A lot of people might actually be in need of your goods, but there is very little money in circulation in this country. Most of your customers (like 60% of them) would want to deal on credits. If you know the amount of credit a lot of businesses have to offer, and this can be suicidal for a start up business.
You will have to deal with transportation, and believe me, it's costly as hell.
Then security, both you and your goods are not secure in this country.

The only reason a person should think of coming back here is if he has secured a political appointment down here, if not, manage your menial jobs it's way better.

WoeBetide666:
My guy, if you don't mind me asking what sort of 'small jobs' can one take up.

You are sensible.

I knew a guy that started by offloading goods in the market from 7 to 4 every day, 6 times in a week. He made roughly 8-12k weekly (after expenses) depending on influx of goods. That's average of 40k monthly after expenses.
He later took a security job to guard a factory at night, daily which he received 25k monthly.

Do you know that if you take a small job, you could make up to #30k a month?
Do you know that if you take a night or weekend job to complement it, you could increase it to #50k a month?
Do you know that adequate savings (say 40k monthly) could in 1-2yrs give you (480k-960k)?
Do you know that with that you have a strong capital to start up a meaningful something?
Do you know that if you start a viable business with the above, by the period of 6yrs a law student would take to enter the labor force, you might be able to comfortablly pay his/her salary?

Of course you know all these, but you want to enter the University, or this case kill yourself because you couldn't, and one day you would graduate, and by the time you get frustrated in the labour force, you would start contemplating suicide again.


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The last time I staked a bet.

Everton vs arsenal (arsenal x2) result 2-1
Napoli vs caglilary (Napoli 1) result 1-1
Inter Milan vs Atalanta (12& o1.5) result 2-2
Psg vs liile. (psg 1) result 2-2
I have forgotten the last game, but in summary I staked 5 games totalling 5 odds with 5k. The annoying thing is not that it cut, the annoying thing is that every single game I staked cut. I lost my money, they didn't even compensate me for loosing every single game, I know no one have lost like that before.

And this idiot is using my money and that of other foolish Nigerians to go and dance in London.


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Here we go again, another great guy gunned down by pvssy.

Pvssy been dealing with great men from Samson to David to...
And I still think there is still much power left untapped in that pile of flesh with a hole in it.

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Who ever took 32 shots on the same head and the victim is still working around should be killed. He is giving Nigerian thiefs a bad name.


You mean the victim even had the guts to live with the 32 bullets for 4 yrs before removal?
The thief should be killed in public; hanging him up and firing 32 bullets from underneath through his scrotum.

This would teach other half-baked thiefs that they shouldn't practice in Nigeria.


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Next thing we hear of people coming to attack us from Niger.

We call them terrorists, but we all know that they came for revenge.

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15 yrs to finish a gate? and one fool is online shouting that the 2nd Niger bridge would be finished under 10 yrs.

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I wish the jamb general office in ABJ would be burnt down by angry students, or at least a few state offices should be burnt. That would teach them and other institutions that you don't just mess with people like that.


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I still don't know why someone will choose collecting prick, rather than giving prick.

By the way, I think it's easier being a lady, that's why guys are more into this transgender poo.

I don't believe this shit.
This kind of story can only happen around 90's or early 2000's. Definitely not now.

To the ladies reading my post, incase you are raped, the first go to the hospital to receive PEP. They can also give you post-intercourse contraceptive. These two prevents occurrence of HIV or pregnancy, which are the most severe rape related complications.

It's always a thing of joy watching your children grow bad. It shows you are almost through with your parental duties.
See the joy in her face, it's out of this world.

My parents don't understand this joy. I remember then when I wanted to show my dad that I have grown up to the point of being bad, I brought out a stick of cigarette to smoke, before I could light it, I received something, till today I can't figure whether it was just a slap or a gunshot.
The slap-gun damaged me phychologically, from then till now I've had a phobia for cigarettes or anything smokable.
Something that would have been a thing of joy.

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Khaleell001:
This is very foolish.


What about countries like UAE,Qatar,Malaysia and other culturally conservative countries who. doing better without this nonsense .

Development is related to openness about sex, beit about doing the right things.

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temmytee2309:
By the time God start to punish them via different disaster eg floods, earthquake etc....u will no that God exist.
When was the last time Nigeria experience such but we hear them happening all around. Do u think it's just ordinary?

Buhari is the most natural disaster

Giving birth to your baby in Nigeria when you have the means to do it outside is a crime

Every progressing nation is very open when it comes to sex. From America to the western nations. Even our very own South Africa. Now Ghana has joined, no wonder they are doing better than us as a nation.

Let's keep being hypocritical about sex in Nigeria, while others progress.


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This won't stop me from watching the show.

Who else wants to see that useless dynearis die. Even with dragons she still dey useless.
Cercie should do us all a favor and kill her.

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This is the best way to learn.

Over-condusiveness and relaxation has spoilt the Nigerian educational system. That's why we produce half-baked, unemployable graduates.

Nigerians that studied in the 80's and earlier where one of the best in the world because they suffered to learn.

Whoever made that law is extremely primitive and should be sacked immediately.

A hit and run kill your student, and this is what you can think of?

You should have banned the use of cars in the University aswell.

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Animal cruelty!

Dog dey on it's own, you plait hair give am. The dog is visibly shedding tears, but you don't care about that.

It's only been a couple weeks why are you complaining?

We all knew that baba would spend half of his tenor in London

This lady sha wants to trend by all means.

Anty you stripped unclad and you still didn't trend that much.

You are just untrendable


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